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it's ...! angelocaris!

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trust us bro.

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I'LL BE WITH YOU

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annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

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Sorry about the rant I'm just SO sick of this "we have to be on all the time never look away if you aren't upset about politics and traumatizing yourself watching people die on Twitter you're wrong and complicit and evil" like I know things are fucked and we need to stay angry but we can do that while also taking a minute to crack open a cold one with the boys or have gay sex or get tipsy at the line dance, we HAVE to have joy to remember why the fuck we're refusing to give up in the first place. Fight like hell for your loved ones and then also go home with them to smoke weed and drink sweet tea and make biscuits covered in honey and butter please, please don't deprive yourself of joy, you're allowed to be happy BEFORE the work is done. You're allowed to be happy.

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(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)

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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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dj mpreg and his husband have an exciting announcement for everyone in the club

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dear diary

today on my practice exam i said that i would give a patient a simple carbohydrate snack to address their hypoglycemia symptoms because i didn't notice that the patient was fucking unconscious

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I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.

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It’s kinda fucked up that a phone fits so perfectly into a toaster

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i cannot say any of my thought abt this pic so here enjoy just this pic of sam.

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need to chew on him like a teething goat

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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

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Sounds hot

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