#secco headcanon

[inhumanetrash]

CW!!

SECCO SECCO MY BOY aka his human design

It doesn’t exactly fit into how I see him in my head but oh well

He has a lot of scars,mainly from his fun times with cioccolata (aka consensual bot not safe or sane) and some he got from fighting animals and shit

The bruises are probably from fighting when using Oasis

Also he has clipped ears like you do to a dog sometimes cause he thought it looked cool

He’s not a good person but yk he’s my boy

ALSO GIANT HEADCANON aka he was a wild child raised by dogs but later taken in by a butcher who was killed by someone and secco decided to seek revenge ,discovering his culinary abilities when perfecting human meat in the process

He has a buzzcut cause he really doesn’t like showering

And he has no legal education but is intelligent and stuff,he jus doesn’t see why he shouldn’t live with cio the way he does and he likes being the dog

Also the x x on his thigh is a tatoo by Cio inspired by Greem Days album cover

[nicherayyy]

Can you do a La Squadra or a La Unita x Child reader were reader is scared of "the monster under her bed"?

I decided to make that with La Unita bc they deserve it

La Unita "helping" Child!Reader with monsters under their bed

humour, comfort, crying, GN reader

TW: Cioccolata, mention of guns

Squalo and Tiziano

“Hey”, you whispered in Tiziano’s ear.

“Wha-“, the blonde man immediately woke up from his slumber, looking confused, “It’s 3 AM, go to sleep”

“I can’t sleep, there’s monster under my bed, he wants to eat me”, you started sobbing. The noise woke Squalo, who was actually not pleased with the fact that you interrupted his beauty sleep. 

“If we make sure that there’s no monsters, will you let us sleep?”, Squalo sighed, already hating the idea of getting up from his soft, warm bed. 

“Yes”, you replied. 

Taking their hands, you lead them along the dark corridors to your room. Entering the room, of course, you step away in the farthest corner, as far as possible from the bed. 

Rolling his eyes, Tiziano is the first to look under the bed.

“Oh my God”, he gasped.

“What?”, you asked anxiously.

“Squalo, dear, there’s really a monster”

Squalo understood what his husband was trying to do and decided to play along. 

“You’re right, it’s so scary”, he held back his laughter, trying to sound as serious as possible,  “I think we’ll need to step back, don’t want this thing to eat us”

“No please”, you plead, tears running down your face. Oh. They crossed the line a bit, didn’t they? Squalo immediately approached you, taking you in his arms. 

“Oh no, don’t cry, we’re sorry”, he comforted you. Tiziano standing right beside him. 

“There’s no monster, calm down”, Tiziano patted your head, “We were just joking around”

“If you want you can stay with us for the night, how does that sound?”, Squalo smiled at you, still holding you tight.

“Alright”, you agreed, still scared a little. 

Cioccolata and Secco

“Ugh, what do you want child”, he said annoyed, still working with some files on his desk. Secco was laying on the floor next to him.

“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you sobbed. 

“Don’t worry”, he tossed his files aside, smiling at you, “I think it’ll eat you quickly, you won’t feel a thing”

“What?”, you cried, your legs shaking. 

You heard Secco’s laugh. 

“Yeah, it’ll eat your toes”, he looked right into your eyes, “You were bad today, remember? And bad children are being eaten”

“You guys are mean”, you replied with a pitched voice, tears running down your face. Why did you think it was a good idea to ask Cioccolata for help anyway?

Carne 

“Hey”, you called, trying trying to get Carne’s attention. You guys weren’t close, but right now you were too scared to care. 

“Need anything?”, he asked.

“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you replied with puffy eyes from a long crying.

“Monsters do not exist”, he denied, “However, I can stay with you until you fall asleep”

“Okay”, you agreed. 

 Carne is not that bad as you thought. Maybe you need to spend more time with him.

Diavolo and Doppio 

You knocked on the door of Diavolo’s office, waiting for permission to get inside. 

You didn’t have to wait long, Doppio opened the door. 

“What are you doing here so late at night?’, he gasped, “And why are you crying?”

“There’s monster under my bed”, you sobbed. 

"Wait a minute, I'll call the boss", he took a book from the shelf, holding it against his ear, "Boss, you're here? What do I do?"

“They need to figure it out themselves, give them a gun”

“Boss? What do you mean gun?”, Doppio asked confusedly, his eyes wide. 

“If they want to live they need to fight for it”, he replied, “You know, the best defense is a good offense” 

“BOSS THEY’RE NINE”

[kimbap-r0ll]

May I request some headcanons on Unità Speciale from JoJo’s about how they would act around their crush? (I think Squalo and Tiziano would go together since I’m pretty sure they’re a couple-)

Hi! Omg another JoJo ask! I really love these asks so plz send them over! As for Squalo and Tiziano, I think honestly they are a couple as well (in my canon they are) so I’ll be grouping them ^^. I’ll probably group Secco and Cioccolata together too since they work as a duo (and could be seen as a couple but I’ll let readers decide)

How Unita Speciale acts around a crush

Squalo + Tiziano

Honestly I think Tiziano would be hard to read, but Squalo would be pretty easy. Like he would have a little bit of a stutter when he talks to his crush or like he’ll be blushing when they get close or smile in his direction. Tiziano might give them a pleasant smile or be softer around them. Even if the crush doesn’t see Squalo’s crush, Tiziano will catch on and so will Squalo to Tiziano.

The two of them will likely have a bit of a talk, just on whether or not they should also have the crush part of the duo and let the relationship become a trio. Likely chance is that they’ll be fine with it, and from then on they’ll likely be flirty towards the crush.

Tiziano is a bit more suave with the flirtation. He’s definitely not afraid to be a bit touchy with it, but he’ll just like watching them become a flustered mess. That doesn’t mean Squalo’s not flirtatious, he’s probably just as good. He’s a bit of a tease like Tiziano is, but it might be a bit more on the rough end (ie playfully pushing the crush around or like jump-scaring them with a surprise hug from behind). Either way expect the crush to get some physical affection along with very suave words.

The confession will come from them both, probably asking the crush to meet with them in a more private setting. It might be a side of a bar or a quiet area of town. The two of them will just explain it to the crush with simple words, nothing too long and nothing too short. If the crush agrees to date, expect a more in-your-face reaction from Squalo while Tiziano is a bit more calm (still has that amazing smile ofc)

Overall I think it would be a coordinated act. Before then the crush will just notice the two hanging around them more often or going on jobs/missions more with them. The two will also be a lot nicer to the crush than when they first met (I feel like they wouldn’t be as friendly tbh to other members of Passione unless they were close).

Cioccolata + Secco

Oh man. First of all to whoever became their crush I’m sorry. But on the other hand, hey it might be a cool experience? Or maybe the person like them, either way the crush will not know they had a crush until they say it, mostly because they’ll just be around them and the crush might think “oh no am I just on their good side or am I going to become a lab rat”

I think Secco would be easier to read. He will be, well, himself and might smother the crush a bit (I imagine he would be sort of like how cat’s brush up against people’s legs) but the crush might just think Secco’s interested in them like in a friendly way. Secco might talk to them more too, like actual interactions. Similar with Cioccolata he might talk to the crush more often but he’s good at hiding the attraction. If the crush compliments him, he’ll just thank them, but the crush might notice him being a bit more giddy than usual

I also feel like Cioccolata and Secco don’t do pick up lines or flirty words. For example, they probably have a weird sense of affection that isn’t really understood by common people, so depending on the crush the words will make them blush or drain the happiness out of their day haha. They’ll be more like gift-giving because it’s a bit simpler for the two parties.

The two might talk about it but Cioccolata might make the ultimate decision. The next step is on whether or not the crush ends up like Secco or if the crush goes through with the relationship without becoming a potential lab rat. The crush might feel like they need to agree, but the two might be a bit flexible if it comes to a rejection. They’ll just be more distant

Overall I think if the crush has good chemistry with this medical duo they’ll be fine. Hell they might be a force in Unita Speciale if their stand and their teamwork is super good with Cioccolata and Secco. The relationship might be more or less normal but it could also just be more destruction (it’s for you to decide)

Carne

He’s quiet, not very talkative and rarely shows emotions outside of his stand. However, when he has a crush it might be easier to read him because he gets flustered more

For example, if the crush worked with him for a while they might notice he’s a bit more shy than usual or that he’s a bit flustered when they compliment him. He’s less 😶 than usual like more 😳. He’s more of a gift-giver too since he doesn’t feel that good with words

I think it would take a long time for him to confess to his crush, like practice in front of a mirror or write it out. He’s probably dated once or twice, but he doesn’t really remember much about how they started so it feels like he has to start from scratch. He will NOT let anyone know about his crush though, in case their life gets threatened (if they are a civilian) or it gets awkward as a team (if they are part of the team).

His confession might be a bit awkward, it’s in a secluded place and his voice is fairly quiet. It’s kinda cute though coming from someone who works with one of Italy’s strongest mafias. If the crush agrees he’ll be delighted, honestly might just ask if they wanted to hang out for a bit longer. If the crush says no, then he’ll try to be a bit nonchalant about it but he’ll likely cut ties with them because it makes him think about his confession more.

Either way, he’s sort of like what I imagine Pesci would be like except he doesn’t have a “fratello” to help him or hype him up haha. He’ll be nice as a boyfriend, but he’ll be busy once Bruno’s gang decides to go against Diavolo

Doppio

Honestly he might be in denial for a bit that he has a crush on someone. He thinks it’s silly, maybe he’s seen too many tv shows or didn’t keep himself busy that he had time to dream. However, he’ll come around and just agree to himself that yeah maybe he has a crush

Diavolo might get in the way of Doppio trying to pick the crush up or like hanging out with them because Diavolo had a relationship before and he wants to keep anonymity, but Diavolo might stop if Doppio convinces him. The two don’t really have the exact same goals in terms of getting to know people

Doppio is always a more cheerful guy, he’s definitely going to be sweet to his crush. He’s friendly, takes them out to places, and genuinely spends time getting to know them. I feel like though he does blush from time to time, the crush might never see him flustered. He seems like the type to know how to hide emotions when he needs to, and this might be one of the cases. However, the crush will know Doppio’s at least enjoying their company

When it comes to the confession, he might be a bit more of a stuttering mess. He’s a bit shy with his words, likely does it outside in a less crowded area (like a seashore or a park) and just thinks of his words on the spot. He hopes the Boss won’t call him during this important moment as he waits for his crush to give him an answer. If that answer is yes, then he’ll be super happy and might give them a hug immediately after haha. If not, he’ll give an awkward laugh and say it’s no worry, the two could still be friends. Depending on if the crush is a civilian or not, they may see Doppio less

Overall I think he would be more of a daydreamer, sort of imagining what his life could be like with this crush and the things that romance brings in life. He might’ve talked to Diavolo about his crush too, but Diavolo likely shut him up and told him to focus on his work before rambling about the crush. Doppio’s a sweet guy ^^

[oh-bunny-dearest]

Now that I aired my most controversial thoughts here’s my wholesome riso headcanons

Sorbet and Gelato were the ones to introduce Risotto to Passione so he has major respect for them. Also Risotto’s home life was uh. Shitty. So Gelato basically decides ��you’re our son now” and Sorbet agrees <:)

Ghiaccio gets confused by Risotto’s wording in his orders a lot because Riso has a habit of throwing in Sicilian phrases that don’t translate well to Italian

Okay so this is basically solely going off some shaky knowledge of Sicilian names from questionable websites but apparently Rosario is a Sicilian name and regardless of veracity, I like to imagine Secco is Sicilian because like. Fucking imagine: La Squadra meeting Secco and everyone’s freaked out as Secco growls and snarls and barks and barely speaks broken Italian and Risotto just goes “!!! That accent!! Tu sicilianu?” And Secco’s entire face lights up and they have a full conversation in perfect Sicilian. The Squadra fucking look between this giant goth man with black sclera and this dirt gremlin on all fours with hypermobility and an unnaturally long tongue wondering what the FUCK is going on in Sicily

Risotto isn’t actually as serious as he seems! Mans just autistic af (and cmon. We only see risotto in very emotional, intense, and stressful scenes. Who’s to say that he can’t be a little silly when not in unimaginable grief)

Not a headcanon but I just realized babymetal would be a good ship name for Melone and Risotto and isn’t that just fun? Like that ship name itself is adorbs

Risotto like bunny rabbits. Listen I know im biased but just imagine Risotto’s little hat with bunny ears attached. Fucking cute enough to kill a mf

Vento Aureo takes place in the scene era. Listen. Risotto’s hat gets destroyed somehow and he’s all sad and Formaggio decides to cheer him up by FUCKING GETTING HIM ONE OF THOSE ANIMAL HATS WITH THE BUILT IN PAW MITTENS

Risotto. Fucking. Loves it.

Much to Prosciutto’s UTTER DISMAY he absolutely REFUSES to take the hat off

Once Risotto asks Formaggio to meet with him privately and naturally Formaggio is internally freaking out because Risotto just always looks so fucking serious but then they get to another room and Risotto bends down to scoop up Formaggio’s cat before turning and with a dead straight face goes “Gnocchi was sad because you didn’t let him into your room last night.”

Ok im done for now

[cannibalcrowz]

Since I posted these on TikTok, might as well post them here. Posting them as images because I am too damn lazy to type it all out again, will later 🫶

Just some personal Cioccolata and Secco headcanons of mine, since I love these two very much

Cioccolata

Secco

[moldygreenteeth]

Thinking too much about what secco's hair looks like, so here are some possibilities 🤔

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

HEADCANONS FOR DOPPIO HAVING THE WORST SLEEPOVER EVER WITH UNITÀ SPECIALE

ZEB I KNOW THIS WAS YOU.

DOPPIO HAS THE WORST FUCKING SLEEPOVER LITERALLY EVER

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this poor, poor guy

Carne shows up first and Doppio just says "damn you're ugly"

Carne cries for the rest of the sleepover (i wanted an excuse to not include him)

Tizzano and Squalo show up like 5 minutes later

Doppio goes to say hi and they start making out in front of him

he's like "ew.... gay people"

ANYWAY they decide to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail

don't ask

HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE CIOCCOLATA AND SECCO SHOW UP

THEY WERE NOT INVITED

Cioccolata bullies Doppio into submission and everyone gangbangs him

Secco records

also Carne falls down the fucking stairs like Mari and dies

Diavolo decides to take control in the middle of the gangbang and shit gets KINKY

then everyone decides to behead Cioccolata

Secco get's to stay cuz he has pretty eyes in the manga

then they all wake up to Giorno and the gang standing over them

they're hungover as fuck and die on the spot

Doppio starts screaming and crying his pathetic little ass off about this being the worst sleepover ever

honestly the bucci gang feels bad for him so they just let him live

i wanna deepthroat Doppio

[funkii-fox]

I have a strong feeling that Secco is slavic. I cant place it but something about him just tells me

Europeans in the audience, are slavic people like that?

[ignis-sama]

Some JJBA Headcanons I have

I just wanted to share some HCs about Jojo characters.

CW some nsfw

Prosciutto :

-Used to date Cioccolata.

-Is secretly a sadist.

-Extremely jealous. Try to flirt with Risotto and he'll turn Yukako-like.

-Is into BDSM, and is a dominant bottom.

-Has analgesia and anemia.

Yotsuyu Yagiyama:

-Is intersex. I mean, if some humans are born intersex, it must be the same for Rock Humans, right?

-Uses he/they pronouns.

-Talks with a monotonous voice.

-Has a crush on Jobin.

-Often says creepy things in the middle of a conversation, like "if you had sex with your Stand, would it count as incest or masturbation?" or "I want to marry a Jobin clone"

Video games HCs (or what I think they would play):

-Prosciutto is a big Bloodborne fan. He also loves God of War, Bayonetta and Soulcalibur. Lies of P is the last game he bought.

-Pesci likes calm games like Animal Crossing, but sometimes plays Pokémon too. Why? He can fish in these games, and make friends. He needs friends.

-Formaggio mostly plays fighting games like Tekken and Mortal Kombat. He loves Stray too because there's a cat. Also, let him play Trollface Quest, he misses Trolla Lisa.

-Melone...well, Melone loves eroge (it's totally not because I've watched Euphoria), and games where you must use your head, like Limbo, Little Nightmares and Submachine. He also likes gacha games, mostly Touhou LostWord (not because I play it of course)

-Ghiaccio plays Fortnite just to piss off kids that spend their time on it. Melone made him play Touhou LostWord because he thought he looked like Cirno. Now he's a hardcore Touhou player, having cleared all games on Lunatic.

-Cioccolata absolutely loves horror games. Welcome to the Game? Check. Corpse Party? Check. The Evil Within? Don't underestimate the man who gets off on torture, he played every single horror game on earth.

-Terunosuke likes psychological horror. American McGee's Alice and Alice Madness Returns are his favorite. Well, don't let him play Danganronpa, he will stay in front of his screen until he finishes the game. Same for Your Turn to Die and Zero Escape.

-Yotsuyu loves Little Nightmares and Corpse Party. RPG horror games too. And Fear and Hunger...and The Sims. He loves building in The Sims. Ask him to make you a house or anything and he'll use his architect knowledge to build something incredible.

-Secco forgot how to use a computer, but leave him in front of Happy Room and he'll gladly play it.

-Tamaki Damo calls himself a "GTA professional". Well, to him, he's a pro at every game where you get money. He likes Saints Row too. Yotsuyu made him play No More Heroes and he loved it. If you see him in a Travis Touchdown cosplay, it's because NMH is now his favorite game.

[glassesfreekjr]

Jolyne (*making small talk*): So, Gwess... uh... so, do you have family out there?

Gwess: I did, once. It was really pretty normal. My dad, my mom, my dad's human pet.

Jolyne: Your dad's what now?

Gwess: Yeah, y'know, sometimes a family has a dog and sometimes a family has a guy your dad probably kidnapped and who eats nothing but sugar cubes, and that's perfectly normal, actually.

Jolyne: ... ... ...

Gwess: I don't know what the new warden did to you, but I'm glad you're gonna forget that in like 30 seconds.

Jolyne: Your dad's what now?

[chisecco]

puts up my middle finger at every secco lobotomy believer people can be silly without having gone through one

[nicherayyy]

i saw ur thing that you had ideas for la unita, and i thought of a very funny thing. Unita with child reader that is just the embodiment of chaos. like, they will run full speed into a screen door cause they feel like it, or they just bite people for some reason. i think it’s kinda funny lol

omg u just described my lil' cousin

and sorry for taking so long, I lost my ID and had a really fun time making a new one💀

La Unita x Chaotic Child Reader

Squalo and Tiziano

Never in their lives these two thought that they would babysit a child as random as you. Not that they actually seen a lot of children but you just.. hit different.

And honestly, Squalo thought that today would be not like any other ones. You know, calm day. Just him, you and Tiz peacefully watching TV. It was until you decided to bite into his arm.

"ARGH", he screamed surprised with you still biting into him. Tiziano immediately taking you away from him.

"What was that for?", Tiziano asked sourly, actually disappointed in your action.

"I don't know", you replied unbothered, returning to watch TV.

Cioccolata and Secco

Doc likes to observe as you do random things, it's like a free circus to him. He truly finds it amusing. And if he's in a mood he asks Secco to film it. They won't bother if you hurt yourself trying to do something weird.

"You have a bruise after running on full speed into the wall? Hm, too bad then"

Okay maybe Secco would be kind enough to bring you an ice bag.

Carne

Another one who just observes. But the difference is that he won't let you do something harmful. Or at least tries to prevent you to do so. And he's actually can help with your cuts or bruises, just in case you fall off a tree or decide to play with a squirrel or something. Honestly he had seen enough.

"Please, stop running, you can hurt yourself", he said before witnessing you fall on your face "Well here we go again"

Considers to put you on a child safety leash.

Diavolo and Doppio

Doppio is literally the main reason you're still alive. Because if Carne only considers to get you a leash, Doppio already has one for you. It actually helps a lot, but not in every aspect. You can still try to bite him. Or try to bite the leash off

And Diavolo couldn't care less. He believes that everything needs to be learned the hard way. Want to eat dirt? Okay, I'll even give you a spoon. Want to dive into the puddle? Sure, do you need your swimsuit? Yeah.. that is the reason why he's not allowed to babysit you.

[dicentsalve]

What's your personal headcanon for how secco looks like without oasis? I really like him as a character and I love the way you draw him 💗

Secco is really an underrated and complex character, I'm kind of glad that he hasn't really been revealed in any way, it gives him even more charm

I also can't deny that it was unexpected and nice to receive such a request! I can't say that I'm happy with this work, but I tried to convey the main features

I like the fact that many artists make him blond, it betrays him a false, contradictory innocence, in stark contrast to his character and behavior

And didn't I say that I hate purple? It was only thanks to you that I realized what annoyed me about Secco's design all this time - his purple eyes

I would love to change it to the eyes from the manga, but I sincerely believe that Choccolata paints her lips to match Secco's eyes, and this is out of the question

[vtribbean]

Okay JJBA: Golden Wind fans I am officially on another crazy fucking theory brainstorming moment and I present to you my newest "fuck it, we ball, this is canon to me now":

Carne is a homunculus.

More below.

Okay, so I already have this overarching theory that I will need to go over another time that I'm just going to call "The Devil that is Diavolo" or something like that. In short, it's that Diavolo is actually a devil - not just a guy or part of a system. He possessed Doppio (or what was meant to be the stillbirth of Doppio), Trish was his attempt at creating an antichrist of sorts, etc. - basically, he does this all and creates Passione to create a sort of uprising and eventually go after the Vatican, a holy place.

BUT, we aren't here to talk about that. We're here to talk about Carne. I'm in no way an essayist nor organized in any way so just... bear with me.

This popped into my head while I was thinking: WHO is Carne? We really don't get much information about him at all, which leaves him to be a sort of blank slate we can apply plenty of different headcanons to. But why is he such an unknown, compared to Squalo and Tiziano (who we get to know more about in a spin-off) and even Cioccolata and Secco... and speaking of which, who is his "other half"? Plenty of Part 5 characters come with counterparts or pairings... so who is Carne's?

Thinking about it further, there's only one person left physically unpaired: and that's Diavolo himself - while he has Doppio, they share a body... and as stated before, I theorize that Trish was Diavolo's attempt to create someone outside of Doppio who he could influence and perhaps later possess once they got stronger. Doppio is a bit of a runt, in that regard.

Looking at Carne, he's one of the... stranger looking characters in Part 5 (sorry, dude) but this also makes him stand out. He looks... incomplete, in a way? No eyelids, no nose, no ears... his limbs are disproportionate to his torso. He looks... incomplete. But, one feature does stand out (though this only appears in the anime coloring...): he has pink hair. One of only a handful to have pink hair, and those folks are all tied directly to Diavolo - whether by sharing his body, or... genetically.

The only thing we know about Carne is written by his stand when it's infesting Giorno's arm:

That pitiful man. He was used and abandoned like an old rag. He died with hatred in his heart. That hatred is his energy. An energy that activated for the first time when he died. An energy that not even he had ever seen before he died.

... which isn't much, but leads into my thoughts on Carne being less of a man, more of a tool. An item. Abandoned because he was imperfect and incomplete.

I think Carne was created by Diavolo as a second attempt to make a new vessel for himself. Rejected by Trish, he needed a Plan B. Now, there's more just besides "woah pink hair!!!" given that's very loose: who does his visage remind you of? Another imperfect vessel of sorts? That lidless, unending gaze; the malformed extremities, or lack thereof; a runt of the litter...

Like Epitaph, or Doppio, he was imperfect and incomplete. He had his own physical being, but he was nothing more than a literal meat shield. No personality of his own, no attachments to anyone aside from his creator. Nothing but a piece of meat, that pitiful man. But he served his usefulness to Diavolo - and he was a frightening antagonist, at that: he was immortal. He could have been perfect, but perhaps Diavolo threw him away too quickly when he realized that his Plan A, Trish, was not only defiant but getting stronger.

... Anyways, I could yap in circles about this for a while, but I think this explains most of this theory. There's a bit more I could say about his choice of fashion compared to Trish's and Spice Girl's designs, but I wanted to cover the basics!

[doppiopinkman]

I am on my hands and knees begging you to tell me some of your Secco headcanons 🙏

Ok! I saved this ask for Secco Saturday!

Here's a bunch of stuff that's not in any sort of order

I think Secco Rottario is around 26 or so during Part 5.

He's canonically not very good with technology. However, I think if you were to dump him in the middle of the woods for a few days with nothing but a bindle and a dream, he'd be okay! He'd be fine! He'd probably even come back carrying food he hunted and foraged for!

Secco from the main universe to me has blonde hair. In the Jorge Joestar universe, he has a mop of dark brown/black hair. Main universe Secco's hair is natural, Jorge Joestar Secco's hair is not.

Secco has a tattoo of a chocolate bar (dedicated to you know who) as well as other smaller tattoos in miscellaneous areas.

Speaking of tattoos! Jorge Joestar Secco has an Evil Dead chainsaw tattoo.

He doesn't talk much around other people, especially around people in Passione. He mostly listens in on other's conversations, using false rumors (i.e., stuff about lobotomy) about him and Cioccolata to his advantage.

Only a select few people in Passione have been able to figure out what the fuck his deal is. Those people are Cioccolata, Tiziano, and Bruno. Cioccolata doesn't need an explanation, Secco trusts this man to the point of joining the mafia with him. Tiziano is a lawyer, so it's kinda his job to pick apart people's personas and arguments, plus his stand is the lie detector stand. And we were there with Bruno.

Secco usually can't find his words for some things. But he knows a scary amount of anatomical vocabulary, all from experience and studying with his doctor. The word 'bitch' has left the room and in its place came 'Scapula', 'Tibia', and 'Vertebral Column'

If you ask Secco to play SSB with you, he's picking Mr. Game & Watch and will be struggling the whole time. If you have the DLC characters, he'll pick Minecraft Zombie and will be struggling the whole time.

He's a little freak at Poker! He's got one hell of a poker face, plus if he's up against people who've never seen him face to face before, he has the added benefit of mystery and intimidation on his side.

Secco probably lies a lot about his life before Passione. From "I lived in an abandoned theme park with 3 roommates" to "I was created in a lab by the Italian government, but I escaped." The truth is probably incredibly mundane in comparison. Again, only Cioccolata knows the truth, and he's NOT spilling the beans. He probably even adds to the lies like a yes and improv scene.

He's not picky at all with food. He ate a dirt off the ground, c'mon now.