#scrounch

[chronologically-challenged]

See a post not about Loop and don't make it about Loop challenge <- FAILED

[pigeonneaux]

I'm gonna sound insane

I want to do this to ted lasso

[seungkwanniee]

pairing : idol!seventeen x fem!reader

genre : little angst , fluff

warnings : smoking, pet names, mentions of food (jun, wonwoo, mingyu and vernon) some cursing (woozi, seungkwan and vernon) reader being slightly younger (dino)

synopsis : dicovering that you smoke after few months of relationship

an : i'm sorry if some members are shorter than the others 😭 + omg i published it by mistake yesterday half written lol

〔 masterlist 〕

S.COUPS 』

boi was mad

"what you're doing?!"

he, almost aggresively, take the cigg that was laying between your lips and step on it

"babe, why?" he cup your cheeks, caressing your cheekbones with his tumbs

anger slowly leaving his body, making space for concern

bet that he pouts everytime he catches you smoking again even tought you said you would quit

JEONGHAN 』

he found out when he was teasing you

his hands were on your hips, tickling you

when from the pocket of your red leather jacket a packet of cigg falls out

"oh?"

he was mad confused

looks back and forth from your face and the pack of cigg laying on the floor

he picks them from the floor for you

he wasn't really mad, he was more like surprised

"you shouldn't, but you are a grown woman and you can to whatever you want"

JOSHUA 』

his eyes widen, yk like when he is angry lol

"honey..."

he slowly walks trowards you, where you were smoking

"don't get ang-" you can't even finish your sentence that he blocks you

"i'm not, I just want to know why you do that? it helps you?"

he is so gentle with you frfr

he listens to your reasons carefully, trying to understand you

"I don't like the fact that you smoke, I prefer that you don't do around me. I hate the fact that I just watch my girlfriend destroying herself"

JUN 』

you two were hanging at yours

a pack of cigg was laying on the table in front of the couch

you realize it only when Jun puts down his coup of tea right next to them

but he don't even notice it, little cat was too investend on the film

you manage to hide them in your pocket getting unnoticed, maybe

excuse him, he is like a kid

"what was that" he frown

"ooh, nothing. It's okay lets watch the film" you pat his head, letting him lean on your chest

HOSHI 』

do the most shocked face when he see the cigg between your fingers

he is too stunned to speak, that he stays silent for atleast five minutes

"ya~ what you're doing?!" he finally speaks

boy is frustrated, that he even (cutely) pouts his lips

he approachs you, scrounching his nose at the bad small coming from you

wrap your waist with his big arms

looks at you from below while you still inhale and blow out the smoke

"you look hot tho"

in love

WONWOO 』

when it happened it was at his house

he was walking trowards the kitchen to take some snaks for you both as you were complaining about bengin hungry

a pink and silver lighter laying on the floor caught his eyes, it was too bright to get unnoticed

he takes it from the floor and scans the few glitter that decorated it

ofc it was yours, only you and him put feet on his house recently and he was sure he didn't own a glittery pink lighter

he smirks, thinking how cute it was. He can see you putting effort on your little treasure

"love?" he calls you out, walking again to the living room, where you were impatiently waiting

"don't tell me you didn't got any sna- oh"

you cut your owns words when the familiar pink lighter is in his hands

you search furiously in your pockets and after getting that, yeah it was yours, you look at him with a guilty look

"it's a bad habit, but I know you won't stop just because I told you so"

actually he was so chilly about the situation, he ofc worries for you but it's your choice

WOOZI 』

one day you recive a call from him

without even an "hi" or "goodmorning" he speaks

"since when you smoke?"

his voice was terrifyingly calm

"wait, what?" you were surprised "you heard me, you forgot your lighter on the studio"

"shit, so this is where it went" you was searching it for DAYS

"yeah, this is where it went. Why you didn't told me before about that?"

Woozi voice was terrifyingly cold, that sent you shivers down your spine

"I was scared" "I see"

"you should stop now, I will don't just let my girlfriend destroy herself"

and when he says a thing, he means it.

DOKYEOM 』

"lovie?"

you hear the soft voice behind you

your cigg stands in mid-air when you turn around and his lips are cutely pouted

lost of words, he just looks at you and mumble incoerent words

deeply looks down at the cigg

"why you didn't told me before?"

he was more upset that you didn't told him than you actually smoking

he'd be pouting right in your face the whole week, until you promise him that you will quit

MINGYU 』

caught the pack of ciggs on your kitchen table when he was about to cook dinner for you

he didn't warned you that he was going at yours, you weren't even at home

he just entered, as he owns a copy of your keys

when you enter in your house and a good smell was wandering around the house, you know he must have seen them already

"darling, can I know what these are?"

the pack was looking so tiny in his big ass hands

but you can't take him seriously when his pink apron is leaced around his waist

"take me seriously for one time"

upset until you don't hug or kiss him

his members making fun of him are enough

MINGHAO 』

minghao catches you almost istantly, but doesn't let you know

when he sees you smoking on the balcony he acts really unbothered

meanwhile you were panicking trying to cancel all the evidence, uselessly

"I already know that you smoke, dove"

he sigh, he was waiting for you to tell him whenever you were ready

"that doesn't mean i like your bad habit. You can do meditation with me, I promise it will help you"

actually, you weren't into these things, but you do it just for him

SEUNGKWAN 』

he is the king of overreacting for one reason

I can't even explain his face, it's like you be betrayed him

takes the already half cigg from your lips a throw it

"girl, you can't be serious"

and when you try to defend yourself, he will roast you asf

"fuck, thats why your breath always smelled like shit"

he was too caught up in the moment, mean as hell

he will apologize after, clinging on you and act all cutely pretending that he never said anything

but he will make sure that you will drop your bad habit

VERNON 』

completely the opposite, he was so layed back

he casually sees the lighter that you poorly hidden

"the lighter is cute"

he says all of the sudde continuing eating his meal

unbothered king forreal

"you aren't mad at me?" you ask because like, he really doesn't give a fuck

"no? I smoke too"

a man full of surprises

smoking dates are now a must

DINO 』

pulls his cute confused face (I live for his confused face 😔)

"what?" he looks around confused, it must be a candid camera right?

tries to give you a lecture. If he can't with his 12 hyung, he will do it with you

"my wife, you are still so young for doing this" he cries out

"dude, i'm 23..."

"you are too young to call me wife"

[tigers1o1]

Yall really liked part one

PART TWO OF WHAT YOUR FAVORITE JRWI RIPTIDE SHIP SAYS ABOUT YOUUUU

(except this time I’m not putting pictures so i can do a longer post)

PC/NPC

Pistolwhip (jay/lizzie) - if you’re all the way caught up, you are HERE for the angst. That toxic, fucked up yuri. If you havent watched 101 yet, you think they girlboss. And honestly, you girlboss too.

Sharpshooter (jay/kira) - childhood friends to lovers FUCKS you up. You probably didnt have many close connections as a kid and yearn for the kind of love that can only come from knowing someone for years. You also really like the “lovers on opposite” sides trope, but maybe not quite to the “hero/villain” trope or enemies to lovers. Just tragic romeo and juliet types.

Clockwork rivals/ women in STEM (jay/ensa) - you’re probably a STEM major too to be honest. You’re hella chill, and i know that for a fact. You are also in love with ensa. You’re also probably a cat person.

Jay’s Harem - Jay is your favorite, you’re pissed that so many people over look her and you hate your dad. You’re probably a lesbian/sapphic. You think she deserves everything. You’re probably in either a very stable relationship, or chronically alone.

Swordfish (gillion/caspain) - i feel like you’re probably a fairly lonely person who seeks comfort in those with similar backgrounds/identities to yours. You just think theyre neat :3

Scarlet Captains (chip/jasmine drake) - BOY KISSER 🫵. No but in all seriousness you LOVE the flirting, the tension. You’d probably turn into a blubbering mess if someone flirted with you the was Jazz flirts with Chip. You’re down bad for Jazz, dont lie.

Chiptune (chip/queen) - queen is your favorite character, and you’re just a littol guy. You want to be wrapped in a fuzzy blanket always and have a sweet tooth like none other. You love fluff, and are probably obsessed with the character cinnamoroll

Fnfnc (gillion/caspian/chip) - you’ve been here for a while, havent you? I feel like this one was more popular in the earlierish days, so if this is still your favorite you’ve got some DEDICATION. You are loyal to a fault and you are not afraid to fight someone if they hurt one of your besties.

Sea sharp (gill/chip/queen) - you just like them being silly together :> you also probably want to be at the middle of a cuddle pile. You think highly of your friends and you’re probably on the quieter side.

Greater mana polycule (whatever that means to you is correct) - you’re autistic and when you were a kid, you had more stuffed animals than room on your bed because you felt bad leaving anyone out

NPC/NPC

Waning crescent/ frigatebird (lizzie/ ava) - oh so you like to cry. You like tragic yuri. You liked doomed timelines. You like MCD, you freak /pos. You fuck heavily with the “hero/villain” trope but ONLY when its messy and complicated and there are no heroes and villains and they love each other but they can never have each other and- yeah thats all i need to say. You know who you are. Also props to you is you shipped it before 101. There were like 4 of us, i fear

Rosewater (lizzie/caspian) - you are LOYAL. You know who your friends are and you will defend them until you DIE. Youre also a CHRONIC overthinker. You’re probably in a strange found family relationship with most of your friends and I’m willing to bet you’re ace. You love undying loyalty in relationships, and unconditional love through extremely tough times. You probably elect to ignore the “Caspian is a traitor theory”, and if you dont, you love it for the fucked up angst potential.

Cattlepunk (drey/ ichabod) - you are ride or fucking die for this ship. You scrounch up anything there is for this ship and if you’ve consumed it all, you make it yourself. You have a thing for cowboys and pray to grizzly every day that he beings jonah scott back.

Drearl (drey/earl) - oh you’re fucking OOOOLD. You’ve been in those fandoms since the days before they deleted fated. Also. If THIS is your favorite ship? What the fuck. But its almost definitely ironic, and for that? You are iconic.

Star crossed survivors (star/ zamia) - you’re adorable, probably a lesbian, and really like happy endings despite tragedy. You want to live in the woods with 4 cats, 2 horses and your soulmate. Your favorite barbie movie is/was Barbie and the Diamond Castle

Let me know if I missed yours!!

[hab-a-nice-day]

Juraj, là c'est la fin d'l'a pub. T'arrives en patinant: flouche, flouche, flouche… Tu freines, scrounche, en tenant la poutine. Comme ça?

Ouin, mais t'sé c'est quand-même la poutine barbecue fumée. On tient pas ça n'importe comment. Euh… ah! Tiens-la comme si c'tait la coupe. Ça? C'est bon, ça! On se croirait en '93. Heille, sérieux, ça va être malade c'te pub-là!

—Slaf, Montreal Canadiens, in a recent French McDo commercial

[randomwriteronline]

"Nuparu, I need your technical prowess."

"Hm-hm?"

"I need a bra."

Nuparu turned off his blowtorch, removed his goggles, turned away from his current vehicle prototype, and looked Hewkii directly in the eyes.

Which, due to the fact that he was sitting on the ground while the other Toa was standing, and due to said being's fairly enormous chest being directly in the way of his gaze, was a way harder task than it should have been.

"Eh?" was all that managed to leave his mouth.

"I need a bra," his brother repeated.

Nuparu stared harder.

"You want armor?" he asked.

"No, I need a bra," Hewkii corrected.

"Wouldn't armor be more useful?"

"You know it messes with my breathing and it's too heavy. And these are great for intimidation and distraction."

"What do you want me to do, then?"

"A bra."

"Seriously?"

"Brother."

"I honestly cannot tell."

"I am dead serious." the other assured him, and his face did look every single bit of both the 'dead' and the 'serious'. "I can't run like this. They bounce so hard if I so much as break into a light jog that I have a very real fear they'll rip themselves off one day."

Nuparu hummed. That was a very nasty mental image, so he stopped thinking about it.

"And you don't want armor."

"No."

"Not even a little bit?"

"No."

"Hewkii, this is beyond my expertise."

His Stone brother crouched down next to him, hands joined in prayer. His eyes held a genuine plea for help.

"Please, please, please," he whined: "You're the only one who can help me. I've tried getting some Agori-made ones and none of them fit - they were too small, it was like getting compressed to death by water pressure. I literally can't go to anybody else. I'm begging you. I'll do anything you want, just please please please, for the sake of my health and breasts, I need a bra."

His Earth brethren inhaled through gritted teeth, chin in his hand. He reached out to grab a piece of paper and some chalk, balancing the whole thing on his spindly thigh to scribble something, face scrounched up in something between concentration, resignation and a third secret thing.

After roughly a minute, he turned to offer Hewkii his rough draft of some kind of chest harness: "This good?"

Considering the Toa's enormous grin and the incredibly tight hug he squeezed him into, yes, that was good.

[tarka-illustration]

C'est bientôt Noël! On se met dans l'ambiance avec cette première illustration ! ❄️🌨️ Trop hâte de voir de la neige, de partir en balade et d'entendre le "scrounch scrounch" sous mes pieds ! ☺️

[foxymoxynoona]

I feel like this line from Jimin kind of summarizes the problem and solution all in one, “I think it’s always fucked to do something you know is hurting someone you love, especially when you have a choice not to do that thing.”

And sweet Jesus, please don’t let it be that Naoko gives him that hideous eyeball tattoo! Like Sasha needs that spooky red evil eye staring her down for the rest of her life. (Or at least until he gets the new one that cover that dumb eye) Or maybe we just skip right to the part and he goes to POLYC instead of Naoko.

I loved that line from Jimin, I hoped it wasn't too much. I love how Jimin has really biting accurate lines sometimes --he's said in interviews before how he will sometimes be too blunt but he's learned to be a little gentler about it as he's grown older. I like to make him the voice of reason sometimes and he's pretty observant. Taehyung is also pretty blunt in the stories but doesn't always catch on quite as quick to what's emotionally up.

The eyeballlllll. When I first wrote the bits about his tattoos, it was like On era and we didn't really know what anything was yet. Remember we were scrounching for details in like microwave reflections??? So I was vague and thought "hopefully someday we'll know more and I can come back and fill this in." I want to thank Jungkook personally for giving us the full sleeve finally and rightbefore we got to this part of the story. He also did some things that were basically already in the story and he made them true 😂 but I can't say what yet or it's a spoiler. We can talk more once we're further along 😉

[davvoid]

MSpain Advent Calendar - Day 1

The day 1 present full of spiders! Definetly not based on Checkov's basement in Shadows over Loathing, and this is definetly not a Checkov's gun for more references to it.

The moth was made a bit too big (and wingless) before the adventure so it got scrounched up due to time constraints

[zehub]

Des chercheurs découvrent un champignon qui dévore le continent de plastique de l'océan Pacifique

«Scrounch, scrounch. Scrounch.»

[chwrios]

I have so many compressed thoughts on my head: it's like they're all rumaging through my brain, wanting to be expressed. The only way I can let them out is by expanding them through pages and pages of paper and ink, just like a scrounched piece of paper is put back to place.

[atsumimag]

Ma version de scrounch forever, avec mes friandises préfère, idée d'origine @badass.blue . #scrounch #friandises #atsumimag https://www.instagram.com/p/CBvebtKDKEo/?igshid=1rf5p6yi9wooa

[midsommur]

I HATE WHEN WORDS I THOUGHT WERE WORDS ARENT WORDS IM SO MAD RN

[kittyspring-creates]

Stranger things au cause why not, modern day au

*steve working at like the dmv with nancy, nancy is good at her job but steve well hes good till you ask him an unscripted question then his brain factory resets, nancy jokes about it all the time but really shes worried hes never gonna get it.

*nancy is in college and trying to be come a reporter for the news paper or actual news station. She runs a blog showcasing her personal reports and standings on social issues

*Robin joined theater at the collage, wanting to persue a career in stage preforming but she mostly gets stuck with sewing the costumes. Shes thinking of leaving

*she and steve live together in a basment apartment with their cat, the group calls it the queer dome or the lonely hearts club as they are the only two that really struggle with the dating world and are both queer coded. Also its calles the queer house cause will likes to hang out there when he needs to get away from his sister and brother

*will wants to get into a digital art program once graduates. He already has his school picked out hes just waiting

*beacuase of wills insperation el wants to learn how to write and be a screen writer or a novalist. Max on the other hand stillwants to be like tony hawk, the two joke about it all the time but max knows itll never happen, el still believes though.

*dustin and the dnd four all share a tiktok, its how him and suzie see whats going on in the others life. Through tik tok they found a dnd group to join on discord

*it grew strong for a bit but after awhile half the people left and they scrounched around to find others to play. Regrudingly adding erica who ended up spilling all of lucas and dustins secrets. It was not a great time for those two and now will teasea them relentlessly.

*mike has his own corner in the server for his el spill and the teens relationship problems as eddie didnt want the drama flooding the regulare chat

*one day while hanging out at the lonely hearta club dustin was showing his favorite tiktok videos to steve while the man made dinner for everyone visiting, something he did alot cause none of the kids liked being home expecially dustin with his overcaring mom

*one of the videos he showed was of eddies cursed song mash ups of coirse steve fallows him after that and develops a tik tok crush

[feelkindadizzy]

[ID: Screenshot edits from Saint Seiya promotionnal art where the character have brown skin instead of pale skin. In the middle, Aries Mu is scrounching and has a light orb in his open hands along with beads. He looks in front of him with a determined look. Scorpio Milo at the left and Leo Aiolia at the right have mirror positions and are back to back. Their heads are turned towards us and are in a fighting position. The second image is the original art. END ID]

Another one

[campterodactyl]

Nose crunch  scrounch!!!

I did not finish because hands happened