#screw jin

[chrissielaruku]

Kazuki birthday live 2024🥳

[poppy5991]

Dabi: You’re a strange, ugly little man.

Garaki: I should have just let you burn to death when you were thirteen.

Twice: Hey YO WHAT

[amazingdeadfish]

Why... Why does Megapolis have so many demons?

Plot convenience probably, but this is something I've been thinking about :')))) has anyone actually asked this question before? I have no idea! But here's my take on it:

The thing is, when you really think about it, there are a lot of notable demons in the city of LMK. Like of course, you have Demon Bull King, who was trapped inside the mountain Megapolis is built on and around for 500 years.

But then you have Lady Bone Demon, who was trapped in a tomb, buried under the same mountain DBK was trapped in. And when you realise that the Demon Bull Family's lair was built in the very place the staff used to be, Wukong's staff is pretty close to where LBD had been laid to rest.

Which, is already strange enough as it is. Because Wukong should have known (or maybe he forgot) that LBD was within the vicinity before popping out a nearby mountain and squishing DBK with it. It's actually weird to think, somewhere during that battle between Wukong and DBK, LBD was just... There, chilling in her tomb. She probably didn't appreciate the noise and her new neighbour.

Actually, I have an idea now: Somebody needs to make a (crack) fic where LBD and DBK are like cranky roommates while trapped inside the mountain. Has anyone done this yet? Any takers? No? Do I have to do it myself?

Anyways, the Spider Queen is here too. And so is her ruined kingdom (which is proof that she actually has a connection to the land Megapolis is built on, and so she's not just some wayward demon like a certain pair of gold and silver demons). Again, within the vicinity, very close to the mountain. But I'm willing to bet that Wukong defeated her and destroyed her underground kingdom before he imprisoned DBK. He probably thought the Spider Queen would have moved away after being defeated. Or maybe she actually did move away, but then came back? Either way, her kingdom remained in ruins.

And then you have Jin and Yin. Who are, themselves. And even though we've seen them in other places like the Lantern City, and the place that festive town in season 5 (so cool that the show actually brought in Jin and Yin's roles and designs as DJs from the 5th Anniversary Lego set), but it's clear that their base of operations is Megapolis (maybe because they just want to fight MK?).

And I can't believe I almost forgot, but Macaque is here too. Honestly I'm willing to assume he only came to Megapolis because of MK and, probably taking great interest in how the kid uses Wukong's golden staff. But the dude has a dojo. He- he owns a property. Or maybe I'm jumping to conclusions! Maybe the guy just broke into an abandoned dojo (or one that was actually technically still owned by someone) and claimed it as his own.

And then you have these guys. Whoever they are:

And then ALL OF THESE GUYS (Jin and Yin are there but we aren't talking about them):

I might have missed some demons that live in Megapolis, since this is all that I remember. But you guys get the point, right?

So sure. Plot convenience. All of them can be explained by plot convenience. MK can't be running around outside the city until Season 3, because his adventures needed to be focused within Megapolis. Sure, Spider Queen needs demons to power up her mech and so therefore there needs to be some random demons that get caught in her webs. Sure.

But I really do wonder if there could be at least some sort of logical explanation for it. Because there is no way all the other cities in China have this many demons and this many problems (unless, all of the trouble making demons just ended up in Megapolis and, the rest of the world's demons are just really chill and, don't try to take over populations).

So, well. I think about Wukong's staff. The one that trapped DBK.

Maybe... Within the 500 years the staff had stayed there, it had practically become some sort of power beacon that herded in demons? It's a powerful staff, and maybe normal mortals might not be able to feel it, but demons probably could. It's not like any of the demons know why they decided to come (or return) to Megapolis (or the quaint village it once was), but they were drawn to it anyway. Obviously this isn't the best explanation, but it would be cool if, the golden staff caused the series of events within LMK to unfold in more ways than one.

Idk guys, what do you think :DDD???

[avocado62524]

[robby-bobby-tommy]

Rewatched ep7 of donghua and this is how it went, right?

[twistedappletree]

The funniest “Jin Ling damsel in distress moment” is actually in the donghua on dafan mountain when Lan Jingyi kicks Jin Ling into the cave with so much force (infamous Lan Clan hamstrings?) that he just disappears??? I mean logically, he probably just fell on his face then got up and was like “screw this loser” and started exploring the cave for the heck of it but it’s so much funnier to imagine LJY kicking him so hard that he just rolled through the entire cave system for like 5 minutes straight until he crashed into the dancing goddess statue

[vickdoom]

you're not gonna believe what their lawyer's first name is...

[fistfuloflightning]

Rest stop

partly inspired by a wound, knit closed and left to scar by @albysant

[variantia]

BELLUM. *clears throat*

hero Elsa is gonna help every single surviving LoV member thru villain rehab / reintegrating with society / being personally available to help them and talk and whatever they need

and NO U CAN'T FUCKING STOP HER

[greentrickster]

Okay, so, someone on AO3 asked for the name of Ning Binghe's Wan Jian admirer/love interest in the Great God Airplane AU, so here we are once again, with me doing my best to come up with a Chinese name that doesn't sound too goofy (and doesn't have any rude/unkind/offensive associations/slang meanings in Chinese). And because this guy isn't a Heavenly Official, I went and once again tried my hand at research to create a proper three-part name with a good meaning.

So now we have He Baozhong (何宝忠), head disciple of Wan Jian, shixiong to Bingge by about two years, and whose name, if I have done it right, means 'What Precious Loyalty/Devotion'. (As always, if I have erred in any way, please gently know what I've done wrong and also how to do it right.) Because he's Ning Binghe's love interest, and also I picture him as the Chinese Xianxia version of an honest, forthright farm boy sort of fellow. Like I said in the post where he's first mentioned, 'a slightly rough fellow possessed of homespun good looks, but when he loves, it is freely and fully.' The sort of guy with slightly crooked teeth and a slightly crooked smile, heavily calloused hands, an easy no-nonsense attitude, and a big heart.

Also Luo Bingge arrived in this world by the ninth road, and a short while later Baozhong's Main Love Interest halo activated.

This boy is going to take Bingge on honest-to-Airplane dates that don't involve any papapa (or even anything papapa adjacent!), and spoil him, and just overall fluster the hell out of our favorite blackened-lotus-turned-doctor-in-training. He's used to being the initiator and/or insta-love, maybe the odd attempt at being seduced here or there, and pretty much exclusively with women. It's big and passionate and erotic and short. Not slow and friendly and- and warm.

What the frick, what warm, why is this warm, the guy's not even that hot, Bingge is so far out of this guy's league, but somehow He Baozhong just- hasn't noticed and now Bingge feels all gooshy inside whenever he thinks about the guy's stupid, not particularly poetry-worthy face, disgusting.

...

...on an unrelated note, Ning Binghe is going to write this guy poems. Also make and feed him so many dumplings.

[mkiss723]

Since I’m having a little dilemma over these two pixelated men, I wanted to try and make them in AI…

After about 100 versions of each, I wish I were kidding, I’m happy to report, I am finally satisfied with my AI versions of Jin and Max:

[chrissielaruku]

Happy birthday 🎈🎉🎊🎁🎂 to the one and only Kazuki . Even tho I’m into other fandoms since a while he stays my no 1

[buriedinmyownfeelings]

We don’t change ships in this household

And also Non I really hope you are dead cause you kinda suck ngl

[tiny-breadcrumbs]

Sometimes siblings character did not fully convince me, but the tantai brothers tho. They are clearly blood related. Same unhinge vibe, same level of ruthlessness and same situation of having one or two loose screw in their head

[here2bbtstrash]

literally do not even ask me how this happened but i've somehow spent the last 2 days bingeing survivor..... and now i can't stop thinking about how bangtan would do on the show 🙈

[krystaldragonart]

future Strega keycharms (WIP)

Really looking forward to finishing this and getting them made so I can sell em on 3tsy :'D this has been taking me 8+ hrs and I'm not quite done yet haha...