#screams and pees

[the-casbah-way]

the epitome of the corporate attitude is “we have a new policy in place that is ten times less effective and more expensive than the old one but it looks nicer so you’re welcome”

[squid-ice]

day 1: living together

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The most terrifying creature of all

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[sidetongue]

his last day. He got to chew on fingers, pester his siblings, gnaw on his first bone, and pretend that it was all going to be okay

[sergle]

Do yall see the kind of stuff I gotta read in my notifications on a regular basis

[bochedogmeat]

Tell my mum I wasn’t scared

[unionizedwizard]

oh to be a cranky cat in a box on a long train trip. insufferably annoying and yelling his eyes off and being cooed at and adored and coaxed and petted by really nice pretty lovely girls the entire time. and he doesnt even know how lucky he is.

[fappellmoan]

Bottoms Is the Queer-Teen Comedy That I, Specifically, Deserve - Emma Specter

“The script, which was written by Seligman and Sennott, is bizarre and fanciful and not completely grounded in reality, but that almost works to further the film’s unabashed queer agenda; after all, who cares about the football player bleeding out from a sword wound on the field when Edebiri and the cheerleader of her dreams—played with A-plus comedic timing by Havana Rose Liu—are making out in front of him?”

[darkwood-sleddog]

more and more i become of the opinion my dogs are not reactive to strange dogs but in fact it is unreasonable to expect them to NOT be reactive when the dogs we pass are unwalked, understimulated rural hellions that thrash at the windows of their houses, bark at us and follow us for entire lengths of properties, snarl at us, run at us with tense body language etc.

is this because a neighbor (who does skijor!) moved in half mile down the road from us a half a year ago with the most polite, unreactive dog that my dogs glance calmly at as they walk by? as it is unrestrained (no underground fence) on the property? absolutely is.

is this because a few years ago a neighbor's very nice pitbull mix got out and when it walked up to us with polite calm body language my dogs reacted just as calm and we were able to walk this dog home? absolutely is.

like i am a human woman and have lived in areas with much larger populations than i do now. i remember being followed by strangers, yelled at by strangers in aggressive ways. it made me tense and yes...reactive in those moments to ensure my own safety and needs were met. but was it my fault for having to react that way? To call friends and family and be on the phone any time that i walked alone? to check in when i got to where i was going? to bring pepper spray and iron knuckles to walk less than 10 minutes away from home? I don't think it is. Rather it's the failure that allows that behavior towards me which is at fault. i should not have had to carry those things with me. or call a single soul.

same with my dogs. my dogs aren't reactive, i'm just the only person who walks my damn dogs in my rural neighborhood. even though we can walk for 4+ miles either way on safe dirt roads out of our driveway before we reach pavement. nobody else. walks. their. fucking. dogs. yes i manage my dogs behaviors, it can be embarrassing when they get riled up, but know what? it is not their fault so many other dogs fucking SUCK. and it is not those dogs' fault that they suck either. i encountered more politely behaved dogs when i lived in the suburbs and city than i do now because those dogs at least had some sort of experience with being around other dogs (passing them on the sidewalk even) out of necessity. Rural people truly just throw their dogs outside and expect that to be enough. if you're lucky they install a little underground fence that will maybe keep fido in the yard (like uwu WE don't want to have a look at a fence and we're going to make all our neighbors GUESS if our dog might run into the road at them uwu).

[frchillingrn]

TAD again ❤️

[danger-jazz]

6 Horror characters made with my left hand

Requests were made on twitter, make sure to follow me there for the next one!

[morelsnotmorals]

Yo disabled omorashi fans, do y’all also wanna see more disability inclusive omo content? Cuz I do personally but I don’t want to cross any lines for folks.

As someone who is hypermobile I often find myself in situations where I have an injury that makes me want to move less or have my cane or other mobility aids on/with me that can take a bit of extra time to remove/put in a safe spot when using the washroom.

I was considering like… how folks would feel if I included elements of that in omorashi content? I don’t want to offend other disabled folks, but I like to see my disability represented personally because it connects me more to stuff? And idk if other cane users/mobility aid users would also be interested.

[golden-girl-daisy]

Living with a shiba is no different than living with a velociraptor. (Sound on)

[sidetongue]

this beautiful idiot went to live with someone else and honestly, both of our QOL are much better HAHA

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

[umi-nl]

It's a story about piss🫙