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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

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"Jayce has two hands" so do I. outta my way hammer boy, I'm about to get it

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Just here to publicly thank Homer for giving us the best homosexual love story ever written (the Iliad) and the best heterosexual love story ever written (the Odyssey)

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My experience in watching arcane season two

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@ the entire DC on tumblr population

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

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well that's fun!

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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I wake, try to remember it

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look man a lot of the hate for preston garvey is deeply racist and it's not hidden why so many players want to murder him in a way they don't want to kill other companions

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"he's like a woman to me!!!" not true because if he was a woman to you you wouldn't give a fuck about him

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trying to think of a context relevant one liner about theythem pronouns thats not attack helicopters or just outright offensive

when one of the gayass player cards kills me in valorant and i cant say anything because all my jokes would make me look homophobic instead of the fruitfest that i am

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when one of the gayass player cards kills me in valorant and i cant say anything because all my jokes would make me look homophobic instead of the fruitfest that i am

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i hope im not just a mutual to you. i hope i'm also someone you want to beat to death with halloween themed cat paws

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live images of tumblr users booping

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the minecraft fanart is getting out of hand HELLO

“If anyone can rebuild parkour civilization, it’s you.”

inspired by the kiss by Gustav Klimt

[art for my god, my champion by @oh-snapperss]