#scrap selling

[evercelle]

brother, i'll set us both free

[jingle-jangle-spurs]

Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38

[5577v]

#8 regret

[inkz123]

Doodles u say? And you can NEVER have too much error

Giv em raccoon ears

Hes a tiny criminal

Gave him tail and coon grippies ehehe >:3

[m0thlegs]

Cannot stay on model to save my life but. The homunculus returns. Do a twirl

[selfmaderibcageman]

Its kind of crazy to me that scrapping a ship is ever economically viable. It seems like scrapping = at least 50% of the labor as building, & that the majority of the value of ships (engines, electronics, etc) is already out of them by the time you do this. Its like strip mining steel I guess.

[tealseer]

Bf's dogs doodled during work call

[proffbon]

Every time I think about Lords of Fortune and their cultural sensitivity I have to go 'Don't think about it' like that Portal 2 scene, because I get too invested trying to understand the logic behind it and eventually short circuit.

[univemma]

Nobody speak to me for the next week if you wish for a coherent response

[steviewashere]

I shouldn't have to buy more storage for my fucking fic edits to be saved to the Cloud, Apple.

I shouldn't have to funnel more money into your seemingly bottomless pockets. Especially since the computer I'm using to fucking type on is roughly $1000 retail.

You can suck my fucking dick. And shove your iCloud subscriptions where the sun doesn't shine.

[werebutch]

One day fursuit makers are going to be cancelled because faux fur and foam produce a lot of microplastics and are overall bad for the environment and then there’s gonna be someone who makes a suit out of real fur (probably rabbit) and everyone’s gonna be so creeped out that people just kind of forget about the topic and agree there’s worse evils to worry about. One day guys

[wyrmposting]

Boy toy Grima anyone?

[art-crumbs-main]

Hello!

I'm a queer artist who wants money.

You're (perhaps) a person with money who wants queer art.

Let's make some magic happen.

Let's talk Commissions!

[SR text: "Let's talk Commissions!"]

Character Art Prices

Bust (Click for quality):

Sketch - $12

Colored sketch or lineart - $15

Lineart with flats - $17

Simple shading - $20

Full render - $45

Half-body (Click for quality):

Sketch - $15

Colored sketch or lineart - $18

Lineart with flats - $20

Simple shading - $25

Full render - $55

Full-body (Click for quality):

Sketch - $20

Colored sketch or lineart - $23

Lineart with flats - $25

Simple shading - $30

Full render: $65

Backgrounds (Click for quality):

Solid color/No background - Free of charge.

Sketchy background - $5-15 (Depending on complexity.)

Painterly lineless background - $15-45 (Depending on complexity)

Full-lined, full-detail, anime-esque background - $50-150 (Depending on complexity.)

Extra stuff:

Props - $1-25 per prop depending on detail. This usually includes things a character is holding, but may include for example, a painting or family photo hanging on the wall, if that's an important focal point.

75% off any extra characters in each piece.

Things I will do:

Traditional art (IT WILL ALWAYS BE MORE EXPENSIVE.)

Mimic styles of popular media

Pixel art

Sprite edits

Character sheets

OCs

Fandom content

Ship content

Tasteful nudity

Headcanons (diversity and otherwise)

Homestuck panel edits

Things I will need to clear before you request but aren't necessarily off the table:

Extreme violence/Gore

Kink

Fetish

Other NSFW

Depictions of mental illness

Things I will not do under any circumstances:

Draw for free. If you come in my DMs asking for free art, I will personally take you to the top of the Eiffel Tower and hang you from it by your shirt. (Though, if you put it in my asks, I may respond with a little doodle when I have the time and energy.)

Proship: This covers incest, pedophilia, shit like that. I don't wanna fuckin' draw that.

NSFW of real people.

Hateful imagery (hate symbols, racist characatures, dogwhistles (I will look shit up if it seems strange.))

Self harm or suicide.

Drug abuse.

Depictions of domestic abuse.

Depictions of sexual violence.

Anything that gives me the ick. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, yadda yadda.

Anything, if you're personally a dick to me.

[wool-string]

Vintage embroidery stuff I was given a while back ago but I don’t do embroidery so it’s just sitting here. Idk what to do with it

[sweetsummerlamb]

A precious little chicken oven mitt that I made for the same gift exchange event with my friends as the whale shark pouch o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

[clonerightsagenda]

Cars the same age and mileage as mine are selling for more than what I paid 6 years and 20,000 miles ago... unless there's worse damage I don't know about even if the insurance company totals me I'm going to join the ranks of the people driving around town with half their car missing.