#scp-1000

[livingdeadroom]

SCPの擬人化

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina

SCP-3000 - Anantashesha

Taboo -

SCP-5000 - Why?

SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library

SCP-7000 - The Loser

[scp-torment]

SCP-1000: Bigfoot

SCP-1000 is a nocturnal, omnivorous ape, classified in the Hominini branch along with genera Pan and Homo. Adults range in size from 1.5 to 3 m (5 to 10 ft) in height, and weigh between 90 and 270 kg (200 - 600 lbs). They have grey, brown, black, red, and occasionally white fur. They possess large eyes with good vision, a pronounced brow ridge, and a sagittal crest on the forehead similar to that of the gorilla, but present in both sexes. Their intelligence is on par with that of Pan troglodytes (the common chimpanzee).

SCP-2521: ●●|●●●●●|●●|●

SCP-2521 is a being that cannot be contained. When information is written about it, it appears and takes the written information. When it is spoken of, it appears and kidnaps the speaker. The article is 'written' in pictograms to express this.

[containable]

talloraannmn…..……

[themultifandomfreak]

Oh no. I literally only came back to tumblr a couple days ago… sighs…. It’s my pure scp+house md brainrot…. isn’t it… and my obsession with yapping about random things… and reblogging other random things…

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

you know what it's 2023 and I'm done arguing. next time someone goes "oh man scp used to be cool and scary but now LONG and YOU SOMETIMES NEED TO KNOW STUFF ABOUT THE SETTING like oh no what happened to the good ol days of spooky monster men that kill you that was peak horror" I'm just gonna explode them

[pixelatedbugs]

i love how varied scps are. some are so, so terrifying, some are extremely heartwarming, some are so sad, some are any combination of those three, and some are that one vending machine with an edging kink

[twig-the-edgelord]

JACK AND CLAIRE AU

An AU where Claire got Jack out of the foundation and due to Jacks isolation she has to kinda teach him how to live outside

I don’t think I’ll draw this AU a lot but I love it.

[bittersweetbonbon]

prokopetz already made a post abt this but i love love LOVE scp redactions that are just weird. like a person's name and dob being listed as jo��█ ██e, born 1█/1█/1██9 instead of john doe, 10/10/1999. like, why is only part of it redacted? what makes those parts so important that they cant be seen? why?

[straightlightyagami]

death note au where light/kira is an scp. he can kill people with his mind

[via-the-ghoul]

Anomaly High compilation 2, as a Holiday present (there’s a Yule girl, that’s… Christmas-y)

Now, you could say I have a problem with designing too many characters. I could say there’s currently 8 characters with finished bios that still aren’t posted.

(Click for better quality)

[narcoticwriter]

SCP-1000 🤝 SCP-2000: Induces whiplash after reading through SCP-999

[theyouth--waste-it]

I'm dying of laughter i don't even remember sending this ask lmao

[pokemonxhyperfixation]

Peeker's Woods

"One of our larger exhibits and also one of our main attractions here is the Peeker's Woods, named for it's primary inhabitant you'll meet shortly. This is a great evergreen forest home to some rather odd species.

Before meeting the residents, meet the people in charge of them, Shingyoku and Reisen. Shingyoku is a relatively new hire for us, and works here largely out of her own very poor choice! Reisen is our resident Rake expert. She's training her coworker here in how to not get violently torn apart. Don't worry about Reisen's rifle, she only has it in case of some freak emergency (and it doesn't have any lethal munition to the habitat's residends anyway).

It's only natural to start with the star of the show, and exhibit's name sake, The Peeker herself. Rakes are a highly dangerous and demanding species of largely anti-social animals that most zoos don't even attempt to house. We are not most zoos. But color us surpised when-

Peeker settled in and a second Rake (which we named The Watcher, or just Watcher) turned up. After some behavioral and dna analysis, we found these two to be siblings (Peeker the elder sister and Watcher the younger brother). Them being as buddy-buddy as they are is incredibly atypical of their species, so we took an invested intrest in housing them together. Peeker was aquired through an animal rescue we did, saving her from some people who wanted her dead. Apparently Watcher was also hiding there and followed us back here. Watcher loves the attention from people here, Peeker does not. If you see a Rake at all in this exhibit, it is probably Watcher.

Rakes are not the only species of strange primate we have here however, as we have also come into possession of a small group of Sasquatch. Pictured here is one of the females we named Squana. We put them together with the Rakes not only to fill space, but also due to the fact that Rakes and Sasquatches have been known to cooperate with one another when their ranges overlap.

Sasquatch have many strange attributes as a species, none of which I'll get into here, but one of the least strange is that their troops are lead by a dominany male (in this case, Wuto Raclor, the male Sasquatch pictured here). While Wuto is the most standoffish creature in the habitat, he never picks fights with Peeker, almost as though he knows who the real owner of this forest is.

At the pack of the exhibit, peeking out of the fence is a small, man made cave made as a den for the Rakes. While Peeker does use it very rarely, watcher never uses it, opting instead to sleep in the trees. If anyone is inclined to use it, it's a couple of the female Sasquatch.

I almost forgot to mention the last guy in here! This is our Treeper Spruce! You can probably guess how we aquired him. (We mistook him for a tree.) While our two primates in here only tend more towards night activity, Spruce is ONLY active at night, wandering around the south side of the fence. He's not really visible from the viewing vents, but he's visible over the fence so does it really matter?

While all animals have been covered, I'm personally just proud of how this body of water for them to drink from and bathe in came out. No one even frequents it really, it's just pleasant. Since the Rakes mostly tolerate the staff unless feeling particularly irritable, I've taken to coming to this place to relax.

While we are not yet open to the public, some folks have been let in as test guests. The Three Fairies of Light are some examples, and Sunny has taken a liking to the Rakes. And rather concerningly Peeker has taken a liking to her... Look her with her little chocolate bar! So cute!

We hope you visit the Peeker's Woods, an exhibit you'll find nowhere else! Also, pay no mind to any scraps of paper visible within. They just showed up one day, and both Peeker and Watcher get agressive if someone attempts to remove any."

-Dr. D Clownberg

So, this was quite literally THE FIRST thing I built in this world. Yeah, I have not posted the first exhibit until just now. As stated in the previous incarnation of this exhibit, the name The Peeker for one of the Rakes is taken from

this here video (which is really good and you should watch it). In the Peeker's story, it is said that some people misinterprited it as having a second creature that comes with it called the Watcher, and that is where Watcher's name came from. Fun fact about this exhibit: The original creatures living here with the Rakes was not actually Sasquatches and a Treeper (as neither were in the pack yet) but rather the Cocketrice from the Aether and Creeper Overhaul's Mushroom Creepers. Neither felt fitting and were removed. None were killed tho, they're just sitting in storage waiting to be re-homed. Back to mob names, Spruce's name is genuinely just a generic Trevenant name I felt was fitting (because fuckin look at him), and while the female Sasquatches have completely random names, Wuto is named after something from the story me and a friend are telling on a Bedrock Realm we're apart of. So yeah. I wonder what those pages are about?

[arclundarchivist]

Guess who exists now?!

ME! I have an author page now! Go check it out and read my different articles as you wish!

[shoezuki]

I was wondering why my notifs r gettin destroyed n I'm dismayed to see its this post.

Mfers be like 'well every new series of scps sucks' clearly jus don't read shit. Like this joke scp aside some of the best scps are in the 7000 series. Go read scp 7000 or anything from the ABCs anthology. Scp 7003, 7441 is something crazy, 7772 is funny but interesting in that it shows how the department of Other works as a 'serious -j department', and some others I can't recall rn.

But like. Seriously. Scps will always be both good and bad and phenomenally well written and just shitty trends. Because it's a massive collection of minimally connected stories written by thousands of random ppl. Like there was 'shitty' meme scps since the very beginning. Look up scp 297 for fucks sake

Guys holy shit there's something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I'm losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.

So there are joke scps. If u don't know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can't find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.

But. There's a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it's fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it's not funny, its not even anything it's jus the worst of 'lol random' internet humour. And then there's the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can't handle it'

And all it is. Is evil water bottle.

This is it. The entire article. Evil :(

And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it's disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here's one dude calling it actually problematic

And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly

[intelligent-conspiracies]

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