#SCP-7000

[dino--draws]

Paradox Timeline (AU?) Concept because until TBGO 4 drops I will continue to just do shit with reckless abandon. Anyways paraline sokolsky taking on SCP-7000 is brought to you by Literally A Dream I had and also @tealquacks who wrote the prose I used in this

[rosy-fox-art]

looks at you with big ole eyes if you want to can you draw Dr Sokolsky

“Following incident 6622-C, Dr. Harry Blank is no longer permitted to take site 43 staff to feed instances of SCP-6622-A in the name of “boosting morale”

You asked for Sokolsky, someone on discord asked for 6622, so we have the best of both worlds

[livingdeadroom]

SCPの擬人化

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina

SCP-3000 - Anantashesha

Taboo -

SCP-5000 - Why?

SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library

SCP-7000 - The Loser

[hisclockworkservants]

If you’re still doing SCP bunnies I’d love to see 7000/Dr. Wettle as a bunny. Especially because that one saying “the rabbit’s foot is lucky to everyone except the rabbit” seems to really fit him. No pressure if you don’t wanna though!

[sistersorrow]

I generally try not to be elitist in whatever fandoms I'm in, but I have to make an exception for the SCP Foundation, cause 95% of the complaints I hear about it are just signs that whoever said needs to read more SCPs instead of getting all their information from content farms

Most SCPs aren't a bajillion words long like SCP-6500, most SCPs aren't generic uncontainable Things Which Kill You or doomsday monsters that are gonna scratch their nose which causes all of Europe to burst into flames, and there are still plenty of horror SCPs out there, the site has just over the years expanded from horror/copypasta to New Weird

The SCP Foundation has plenty of good content, you just have to actually read it

[thedeskofaltoclef]

A Christmas Gift for Doctor Wettle

Every year during the 24 hours of Christmas Doctor William Wettle is unaffected by his anti-luck anomaly.

There is no recorded reason on why this happens.

[shoezuki]

wheres that brainrot post i made bout which scp the hsr characters are cuz i was onto sm shit w that tbh

[your-fav-is-divorced]

Dr. William Wallace Wettle (aka SCP-7000) from the SCP Foundation is divorced (twice, I’m pretty sure) !!!

Dr William Wallace Wettle from The SCP Foundation is Divorced!

[scpaesthetics]

SCP Aesthetics: 7000 (requested by anon, written by HarryBlank)

Mindy Wettle: You can ask me. Alright. For William, I'll do it. But you have to promise me something first. Researcher LeBlanc: If I can. Mindy Wettle: You can. Promise you'll tell him to think of himself from time to time. (green, luck, fate)

requests are open

[local-robotgirlthing]

best kind of SCP story is 'some random guy goes through The Horrors'

[handsome-john]

A little thing i wrote based off of Disco Elysium and SCP-7000

[rosy-fox-art]

Hey there! Happy pride SCP fans! Have another group drawing and probably the worst 682 drawing I’ve ever done lmao. Hope you have a lovely month! But also please do not forget queer Palestinians and their struggle, and do not let cooperate Pride distract from the crisis’. ^^~

[alterrune]

You know, the case of SCP-2747 appearing was a strange one. Here is a run down of what happpened in our own timeline!

First, a ripper by the name of "Anafabulous" (whom we later found out was the SCP-2747 entity herself making a clever pun) sent us this rip, which I published onto the SiIvaGunner channel soon afterwards:

When we played the video file back, it was completely normal aside from the image in the video swapping a few times.

However, when uploading it to the channel, things went haywire very quickly. The rip suddenly went to static that was not present in the original file, and as soon as the rip ended once the playback ended, SCP-2747 was released. Luckily, she had to take her time with all the games that SiIvaGunner has ripped, including the fake games that Susie and I had agreed on for the event.

As we had already discussed ending the event on a rip of Sam Hogan's infamously recursive game, we quickly made a rip that would act as a never-ending loop of media that she would be permanently trapped in. I decided to lure SCP-2724 into said rip, and thusly into her own permanent trap. Here's the rip itself so you can get a good understanding of how it works:

Essentially, it's made up of multiple layers, named after the previous media that she'd destroyed in the past.

First is the "No Sister Of Mine" layer. This layer is a perfect copy of the Haltmann Works Company Internal Database Portal, which features two files, one of No Sister Of Mine, and the other of The Scoliopendra Wiki, which you have no choice but to click.

That leads us to the "Scoliopendra" layer, which features a tablet displaying Dr. Andonuts leaving (based off the actions of the previous layer). It's a tiny room bathed in a sickly green light that only has a drawer, the tablet, and a bed in it, which, once the drawer is opened (revealing Radiohead's "I/O" album), jumps to the next layer.

The next layer is the "A Stroll Through The Library" layer. It features the subject suddenly holding a piece of paper containing a story based off the actions taken in the previous layer. The goal is to find a book that has the title of "Mavigne, Or: A Treatise On The Metaphysics Of Inner Space Travel, And The Kingdom Of Erikaar, Whose Name Is Darkness Made Light, And Further Theological Expositions Thereof". Yes, the title is indeed that long. As soon as the book is spotted by the subject, it leads to the next layer.

That layer would be the "ex lax" layer. After seeing a screen that says "But they could not understand a title that did not exist." and clicking "Turn back", they find themselves in a Twine library that has two visual novels: "A Stroll Through The Library" (which is how the previous layer got it's name), with NaN passages, and "ex lax", with 343 passages. The moment they click on "ex lax", however, they're treated to the final layer.

The last layer is the "Anafabula" layer. It is a layer that has the subject in a single room with only a desktop and a laptop that displays the previous layer in a video editing software open on it, with no doors or windows in the room. The subject gets sucked into the laptop, and after a chime sound plays, the subject is put back into the "No Sister Of Mine" layer as if nothing happened. This entire process is repeated infinitely.

It was specifically made to trap her in her own never-ending prison. And we pulled it off beautifully.

She will not be harming any more pieces of media anymore.

And she especially won't be harming my girlfriend anymore.

[mattastr0phic]

DO YOU LIKE BEARS??? DO YOU LIKE PATHETIC OLD MEN?!?!?!!?!?

VOTE DR. WETTLE IN THE SEXIEST SCP PERSONNEL POLL TODAY!!!!!

THE PATHETIC SOPPING WET OLD MAN IN SCP!!!! A MAN MORE WET CAT THAN MAN!!!! HE IS SCP-7000. HIS ANOMALY IS BAD LUCK. HE HAS FALLEN THROUGH A ROOF KILLING AN INSURGENT.

HE LITERALLY GETS LEFT OUT IN THE RAIN FOR FOUR HOURS (SCP 7643) AND DESCRIBED LIKE A WOUNDED SEAL ON A BEACH (There's Ngo Helping This One) HE GETS THROWN OUT OF A PLANE LIKE A BOMB TO KILL SHARKS FOR THE SPC (SPC-7000)

VOTE FOR THE SOPPING WET GUY HE'S SEXY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miraclemaya]

yeah i think plague is very interested in talking about how making art impacts him which isn't bad but it's something in a lot of his work. and i do agree that it works here quite well.

read SCP-8000. it's not bad, very heartfelt. Dunno how I feel about the straightforward author avatar, though. But it works here (and in that one 001 proposal). Plague is a good author.

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