#deskverse lore

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Dr Clef is excellent at baking, like fairytale grandma good.

That's it.

[thedeskofaltoclef]

I 166% believe that the completely tore up zoned out Meri is the best possible way to describe her high. What is she thinking about? What is going on in that sweet lil brain?

And to your question, as all things should be shrouded in some mystery, there is a non zero chance your idea has been canonized because at minimum it 100% has been added to the Deskverse

my friend wanted me to draw her and ani getting high i also threw meri in there since everyone was drawing her with a blunt

(the small crying man is my other friend he felt left out)

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Christmas Gifts for Meri (SCP 166), Draven Kondraki, and James Talloran.

Every year on Christmas morning Meri Clef/Wojciechoski, Draven Kondraki, and James Talloran receive gifts from an unknown source. They are always something they needed or wanted. It is wrapped with love and care. The tags are always addressed to them but from is never labeled. No one is able to open the gifts unless it is one of the three said gifts are addressed too.

[thedeskofaltoclef]

A Gift for Doctor Light

Every year on Christmas Doctor Light receives and Christmas gift and birthday card. The Christmas gift is always socks and the birthday card is a joke card reading "Help Step bro, I'm stuck.... In the Christmas spirit. Happy Birthday... even though your birthday is in fucking July."

[thedeskofaltoclef]

A Gift for SCP-053

Every Christmas morning SCP-053 is visited by a man dressed as Santa Claus. The two spend a minimum of three hours playing together with new toys and watching Christmas movies. Her favorite of these movies is "Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer."

During this time foundation staff are unable to enter her cell or interact with the two in any way outside of camera feeds.

The only information given from these events are the accounts from SCP-053 stating that "Santa smells like Mint Cookies!"

[thedeskofaltoclef]

does Desk!Clef like chocolate chip cookies

Absofuckinglutly

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Deskverse AMA

I am EXTREMELY bored right now and doom scrolling on tumblr.

If anyone has Deskverse Clef questions ask, ill answer anything that isn't to spoilery.

[thedeskofaltoclef]

A Christmas Gift for Doctor Wettle

Every year during the 24 hours of Christmas Doctor William Wettle is unaffected by his anti-luck anomaly.

There is no recorded reason on why this happens.

[thedeskofaltoclef]

can I throw Desk!Clef in my sacrificial pit

Only gonna get about tree fiddy out of him but sure.

(Little does Vincent know that it wasn't Deskverse Clef... it was the loch ness monster)

[thedeskofaltoclef]

how many stories are in the deskverse?

There is an infinite amount of stories to the Deskverse as the full plan of the series is to tie every single tale, article, lore, sona, and idea of Alto Clef into one fantastic and shining multiverse maddening bow and create a complete cannon for the universe that cannot have a true cannon.

If every story that anyone writes is a true clef story then all Clef stories are true Clef stories

(There are some that are shunned, Guvn'ah)

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What does desk!clef do in his free time?

Little but of everything. Mostly watches survalence monitors. Deskverse Clef doesn't have 'friends' so to speak and prefers to be alone. Yeah, it's depressing but you can't lose anyone if you gave no one to lose

[thedeskofaltoclef]

What is deskverse Clef's favorite type of desk?

His mahogany, 4th wall breaking, sentient desk that is totally not me with its complete lore stolen from Dragonball Abridged. haha

[thedeskofaltoclef]

How I became The Desk of Alto Clef.

My response to a SCP Group designed around Hate and Bigotry who have targeted me and others in this community.

Nah, man, my daughter is dead.

It has been brought to my attention that there is a group of people on the internet who are fascinated with my fascination of Alto Clef and Meri. Hurtful and yet cute in a way so I think now I'll choose this time and these screen grabs from their discord to explain how I came to be 'The Desk of Alto Clef'.

My Daughter died six years ago and it sent me spiraling deep into the bottom of whatever bottle I could find.

I was completely prepared to take my own life and even had the things to 'finish the job' because my life had no meaning at that point. What was another statistic going to matter anyways, right?

It was in one of these dark, drunk moments with a gun when I fell across the Volgun's video on 'reality benders and you' and fell into a rabbit hole.

Drunkenly I fumbled around the wiki and learned more about this broken man known as Alto Clef.

A man whom I could relate to in my own way. A man who, no matter what he did, could never see his daughter as I will never be able to see mine. So thus, I became a very, very shitty cosplayer.

I like to believe that over the past four years my acting ability has increased to a sustainable level and as much as I joke about things I do try to stay humble about it. Though I like to think I've become better but I digress.

I love the lore of Clef and Meri, on or offsite, to the point that I am weird about it I know, but that's how I stay connected to my daughter. Writing the Deskverse is how I stay connected to my daughter.

I am also autistic which causes me to hyper fixate on Clef as a coping mechanism.

Because of this group of people I have greatly considered leaving the community and going back to my own personal solitude. Acting, Voice Acting, Cosplaying as Clef gave and still gives me something to live for again. I may not be this group's cup of tea but I do like to believe that I have helped others. My main goal has always been to uplift those who need uplifting. I do not want anyone to ever feel how I felt in my lowest and darkest moments.

The main story in the deskverse is about a father and a daughter torn apart by the actions of an abusive mother. My real life story.

I also have ZERO clue as to why I am being involved with misogyny or yuri things. If I have offended you in any way I do apologize.

I do not plan on posting the more 'suggestive' or 'lewd' responses they have made. Overly sexualized content does make me extremely uncomfortable.

This group of people have broken my heart into pieces. Seeing this list of images and names dragging me through the mud has already smashed my unstable self-esteem as it is.

At this time I do not plan on releasing any names associated with all of this because I am honestly tired of reliving the most horrid event of my life over and over because I, for whatever reason, do not fit what this group feels is acceptable of an actor/writer/fan.

I cannot say the same for the others in which they were assaulting.

In summary Alto Clef is an outlet for the pain I live with every day. I can never see, hold, hear, smell, or speak to my daughter. I have scars on my body from her mother that will never allow me to forget that life I had. I will always remember the taste of gunpowder but thankfully my drunk ass was too weak. If your going to be bad at something, be bad at that I suppose.

I will leave all of this with a final image from the copious list and the one that honestly hurts me the most. I am honestly a shy and reserved person and frankly it takes a lot for me to get out of my comfort zone. Not long ago I went to another SCP discord server because I wanted to meet new people and someone in there was awesome. I truly enjoyed my time with this person and just found them amazing. They were kind, open, willing to listen to my ideas, and gushed over Numberonedoggo. I thought I had finally made a new friend on my own. I was apparently wrong.

Art, from some of my favorite artists, was made for the sole reason of mocking me specifically. To laugh at me for finding joy in something that gives me purpose. Something I use to drive away the darkness.

No age, disorder, illness, or reason at all can be acceptable for anyone to act in this way. You are all a mockery of everything the SCP community should stand for.

-TheDesk

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Artists of Alto Clef

The Author has spoken and wishes 'Meri Clefmas' art to be made for Christmas.

This is a tall ask but if I am able to, in any way, help in getting this man something for today this is what I will do.

More deskverse Christmas lore to drop shortly btw.

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Unpopular Clef lore in Deskverse.

Alto Clef is not a short king. He's about a foot taller than you think. By altering reality and perception he LOOKS like he's just over 5 feet

All so he can laugh to himself about the fact that when you are looking him in the face your actually having a convorsation with his dick

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Deskverse Lore: to this day Clef still vomits boiling water when over stressed