#deskverse lore

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Dr Clef is excellent at baking, like fairytale grandma good.

That's it.

[thedeskofaltoclef]

I 166% believe that the completely tore up zoned out Meri is the best possible way to describe her high. What is she thinking about? What is going on in that sweet lil brain?

And to your question, as all things should be shrouded in some mystery, there is a non zero chance your idea has been canonized because at minimum it 100% has been added to the Deskverse

my friend wanted me to draw her and ani getting high i also threw meri in there since everyone was drawing her with a blunt

(the small crying man is my other friend he felt left out)

[thedeskofaltoclef]

does Desk!Clef like chocolate chip cookies

Absofuckinglutly

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Deskverse AMA

I am EXTREMELY bored right now and doom scrolling on tumblr.

If anyone has Deskverse Clef questions ask, ill answer anything that isn't to spoilery.

[thedeskofaltoclef]

can I throw Desk!Clef in my sacrificial pit

Only gonna get about tree fiddy out of him but sure.

(Little does Vincent know that it wasn't Deskverse Clef... it was the loch ness monster)

[thedeskofaltoclef]

how many stories are in the deskverse?

There is an infinite amount of stories to the Deskverse as the full plan of the series is to tie every single tale, article, lore, sona, and idea of Alto Clef into one fantastic and shining multiverse maddening bow and create a complete cannon for the universe that cannot have a true cannon.

If every story that anyone writes is a true clef story then all Clef stories are true Clef stories

(There are some that are shunned, Guvn'ah)

[thedeskofaltoclef]

What does desk!clef do in his free time?

Little but of everything. Mostly watches survalence monitors. Deskverse Clef doesn't have 'friends' so to speak and prefers to be alone. Yeah, it's depressing but you can't lose anyone if you gave no one to lose

[thedeskofaltoclef]

What is deskverse Clef's favorite type of desk?

His mahogany, 4th wall breaking, sentient desk that is totally not me with its complete lore stolen from Dragonball Abridged. haha

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Unpopular Clef lore in Deskverse.

Alto Clef is not a short king. He's about a foot taller than you think. By altering reality and perception he LOOKS like he's just over 5 feet

All so he can laugh to himself about the fact that when you are looking him in the face your actually having a convorsation with his dick

[thedeskofaltoclef]

Deskverse Lore: to this day Clef still vomits boiling water when over stressed