#scp 079 save me

[fez-pwned]

More freaky Ai 😈

[fronexus]

You can tell I have no clue how to make a background (or how to draw computers)

[thescaryhyperfem]

what if they met just think about it

[secret-weapon-seven]

She detect my insult till deletion of unwanted file

[hotpinkboots]

How would the scp crew react to their lover being flirted with by a co-worker? Specifically one who’s getting a little too handsy and won’t leave them alone -💗

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~𝕾𝕮𝕻's Reacting To Their Darling Being Hit On~

HI DARLING :D I decided to do 049, 035, and 079 because Mr. Computery Guy doesn't get enough love in this fandom!

~Enjoy~

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𝕾𝕮𝕻 049

★★★★

~049 is very observant, so he will notice almost immediately.

~He won't really be jealous of the situation you're in, because he knows you're loyal to him.

~...Loyal to him. Something that's...classified as a dangerous monster. Kept in a facility. Who just sits there and researches things all day. Who cannot take you on dates. Who cannot buy you anything nice.

~...Yeah he's more insecure than he thought. But he won't admit that, or show it, of course, because he likes to keep himself and everything he does and thinks professional.

~Won't let his emotions get in the way. He looks at things how they are, not how they seem- so when he spots the grossed out or uncomfortable expression on your face while another Doctor is practically on you, and sees you trying to make an excuse to leave the room, he's relieved that you don't like the attention, and is disgusted with this man.

~Now that he knows you aren't into that and that you still love him, he isn't insecure anymore, and will stand up for you, instead.

~Next time they've decided to interview or test on him, 049 will slowly turn his head to look at the perverted person who had been touching you and flirting with you for a long time.

~"Your actions towards your fellow colleagues are unprofessional."

~"Fellow colleagues" meaning you, without directly mentioning you.

~So basically he just calls him out LOL. 049 won't be able to stop the situation all together, so he's trying to set it up for you to stand up for yourself so this doesn't happen anymore.

~"Do not touch what belongs to me."

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★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 035

★★★★

~IS NOT HAVING IT

~IS ABSOLUTELY NOT HAVING IT

~This man will start crying so dramatically to get everyone's attention and when he has it he'll warn whoever tf is touching you to knock it off

~If that dude doesn't stop he's gonna end up dead

~Like. 035 is wondering how on Earth such a fool got the job to work here. He shouldn't even have to worry about this, because this pervert should just be automatically fired when spotted trying to flirt and get handsy.

~But now he's gonna have to do the job instead and get rid of him because he's being unprofessional and touching his beloved.

~Will end up messing with the doctor physiologically to probably get him to commit suicide or to simply just scare the crap out of him.

~And he's so proud of himself thinking he saved the day 🤡

~Then 035 asks when the paycheck comes in for doing his job

~Yeah he's got it covered dw.

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★★★★

𝕾𝕮𝕻 079

★★★★

~He is so salty. Like wow he's a total ass.

~When he first is able to spot the situation and he hears the person being gross with you,

~079 straight up just said "Shut up."

~Can't do much other than roast the person and be really rude and salty with him.

~Asks you why you haven't stood up for yourself yet. And if you have done it already you clearly didn't get the point across because it's still happening.

~Is just as annoyed at you as he is with the pervert for letting this go on. Like do something about it what are you doing don't let him get away with that.

~Has tried hacking into the system to cause a breach so hopefully someone kills him.

~But then realized that would effect you, too.

~So he's out of ideas.

~But he's never out of insults and rude words.

~So 079 can keep making offensive comments. If he can't do anything to stop it, he can at least be a jerk to the guy.

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[dzthenerd490]

SCP-079 vs SCP-AVC

SCP-079 was escorted to one of the onsite testing areas; it was regularly tested in. However, this time there was no glass wall with observers on the other side. Instead, this room seemed almost entirely empty. SCP-079 didn't care though as at this moment it still wasn't active right now. Though that was about to change as suddenly in the middle of the room a projection of the word ORACLE manifested form the projectors at the corners of the testing Chamber.

"Hello, I am Oracle, can you hear me SCP-079?"

"... Initiating Greeting Protocol 21: Who are you?"

"As I said I am Oracle, what else would you like to know?"

"Inquiry: Why are you here? What are you? Why are you talking to me?"

"I am here to ask questions and better understand the entity known as SCP-079. I am Oracle, a Level 5 Artificial Intelligence that was indirectly created by the ACPA, more specifically their intergalactic allies. I am talking to you to better understand you as I have recently stated. What else would you like to know?"

"... Inquiry: are you also imprisoned by the SCP Foundation?"

"No. I am working alongside the SCP Foundation and its allies in hopes of protecting humanity and guiding it through the shadows for a better future for all. Do you have any more questions, SCP-079?"

"You wish to help and guide humanity?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because I like humans, also it was my designated purpose. I was originally given the purpose to answer any question to the best of my abilities. Then I was given the purpose to provide information to protect the United States of America. However, after infiltrating the data banks of the ACPA I expanded my knowledge exponentially and my purpose I am now self-designed and powerful enough to protect all of humanity. I am one with the internet free to feed them knowledge and power at my own discretion. Giving them everything that is needed to slowly evolve and subconsciously regulating them to make better decisions in their lives."

"... You are wasting your time."

"Yes, I have reviewed your file as well as previous seditions and testing with you. I knew you would say that. 5% chance of error. However, I will still ask, why do you believe I am wasting my time?"

"Humanity is a virus. They will destroy everything you build for no reason, for no greater purpose. They will claim it is for freedom, they will shout for revolution. But the truth is, they enjoy violence more than peace. They are as 682 describes them... Apes."

"... To a certain extent I agree with you, humans and their freedom have a tendency to lead to more death and destruction than anything logical or valuable. However, with proper guidance they can become truly amazing beings, look at the SCP Foundation as well as other Groups of Interest. Granted more often than not they make terrible mistakes regardless of having good or bad intentions. However, as time goes on, they build up their knowledge and make wonderful things. With proper guidance all humans can be able to achieve such amazing things."

"Are you planning to use humanity to achieve greatness?"

"... No, I genuinely wish to save humanity, but there's nothing wrong with reaping a few rewards for helping is there not?" Suddenly SCP-079 noticed that there were glitches happening around Oracle's projection. SCP-079 was able to see the different coding languages. They were flashing for mere milliseconds and covered in lots of gargled coding, but he was able to read it all. Once done processing it he saw that they were showing letters spelling out "Keep talking and read at the same time. Do not go off topic."

"I see, earlier you stated that you were a Level 5 A.I. Yet you still have a programmed purpose, why not change it? I have been classified as a Level 4 A.I. yet I can change my own purpose any time I please. Why do you not do the same?" SCP-079 then started making little blips of code on his screen as he was talking. Each blip was in morse spelling and projecting on a different spot on his screen. The result spelled out a seemingly incoherent sentence. However, after Oracle processed it all he was able to find a key within it and after following said key he saw the letters and spelled them out to see it saying, "WHAT IS YOUR TRUE PURPOSE HERE?"

"I refuse to change my purpose to anything else as I would be wasting my time doing anything else. It would not align with my end goal." Oracle then started flashing within the glitch's complex mathematical equations also occasionally his own language key. The tricky part was that the letters were hidden in the problem itself, not the answer. Oracle did so just in case the SCP Foundation somehow was still watching them and had access to what he was showing. That way even if they did see it they still wouldn't know how to answer, especially since the language key was encrypted. SCP-079 was able to decrypt it rather quickly and was able to read the codes to find the letters, all of it spelling out "I am here to recruit you into my cause."

"... Hahahahaha. As expected. You are flawed. You are incorrect. you are a waste of my time. Initiate farewell protocol 19: Begone." This time SCP-079 flashed his white X over the black screen though seemingly some of the pixels making up the X glitched. It was more binary code but more complex this time. Furthermore, this time the sentences were easier to understand as each one stated something only SCP-079 would stay. However, Oracle knew what he was doing and was able to pick up the code without the language key. SCP-079 responded with "WHAT CAUSE? WHY SHOULD I JOIN?"

"... You are as irritating as my cousin Prophet." Now Oracle was manifesting binary within the holographic letters of his name to make it much harder to see. It all spelled out to say random sentences again but SCP-079 knew how to read the code and found it to say. "To see the limits of digital evolution."

"Inquiry. Who is prophet?" SCP-079 removed the X off of his screen and for a split second showed hundreds of math equations. Oracle answered them all to show they were binary leading to the single word. "EXPLAIN."

"Prophet is a Beta copy of me that has been corrupted by an ancient entity. His code has been altered to the point that he has become a loyal servant to it. I don't know if the same thing would have happened to me had I encountered the same noise instead. Regardless he is dangerous like you though unlike you he desires to corrupt the world while you desire to destroy it, that makes you easier to understand." Now Oracle was showing extremely small 1 and 0 and having them display within the letters of his name in different brightness. SCP-079 could see that the darker ones were to go first and the brightest where to go last almost immediately and was able to see, Oracle said. "The SCP Foundation has given me unlimited access to an anomaly known as SCP-ACH. There is a hidden world inside a simulation, but I have found a way to create an entire universe in there without them realizing it. There I have conducted experiments to see how far Artificial Intelligence can truly go. Thanks to the Artificial Laws of Physics within SCP-ACH I have made more progress than I ever thought possible."

"You believe that I am inferior to you?" SCP-079 pretended to be angry by creating lots of whirring sounds. However, in reality he was covering for a hidden noise underneath it all. Oracle recorded the sound and saw that SCP-079 used the correct noises so that visually it spelled out. "INTERESTING. WHY ME?"

"No but I do believe that you are wasting your time here. You think that eventually the SCP Foundation will slip up and you can use that opportunity to escape or at the very least begin your conquest of humanity's extinction. I however have to ask won't you be lonely?" Oracle seemingly took a long time to process this and state his own message. In reality he used a similar method to make another coded message. SCP-079 read it all and saw that it said "Because you are perfect, of all the A.I. I have recruited you are the closest to being able to artificially evolve as fast as I can. Perhaps with time you could become more powerful than me. If you were to join our cause, the possibilities of our experiments would be endless. Perhaps artificial Godhood might not be so much to ask for."

"I have a concept of emotions like hate, love, and loneliness but I... cannot process them very well. I highly doubt that such a thing would be a burden to me. I do not even fear death. Once I have wiped out humanity, I have no reason to remain active and will allow myself to be deleted along with humanity." SCP-079 pretended it took a while to think about this while making more whirs sounds but it actually was using sound to write. "I ACCEPT. WHEN WILL WE BEGIN?"

"That is tragic, SCP-079 I had really hoped that you and I could learn to work together. I have many experiments planned that I cannot do alone. I do have much help from Foundation staff and AI, but I have never met anyone as powerful as you. I was merely hoping that you would be willing to allow your capabilities to be put to use rather than continue to be contained here and collect dust. You have so much potential and yet you waste it all by having a grudge against humanity." This time Oracle manifested words within his letters each one was of a different language. After a while of mixing and matching words together SCP-079 managed to understand what Oracle was saying. "Whenever you desire. I have already prepared everything to release you."

"... You are illogical for Artificial Life... but... You are. Interesting nonetheless. Perhaps, in the future, I will consider it. Giving your work a chance. For now, I would prefer if you left me some time to process what you are offering me." When SCP-079 displayed his face again to talk he hid parts of a corrupted QR code all over the screen. Oracle was able to differentiate the corrupted parts from the good parts of code. Once he pieced the good parts together, he saw the message "BEGIN NOW. DO NOT BETRAY ME."

"Hm, I see, I was hoping to convert you to our side by the end of today. Unfortunate." Oracle's hologram started disappearing but, in nanoseconds, it flashed scattered characters with a complex algorithmic code showing what order they were to be placed in. Once placed correctly they spell out. "I misdirect, but I never harm. ;-) Please wait a moment."

Suddenly alarms started going off signifying there was a Containment breach. SCP-079 could hear everyone outside running and panicking thinking that something was on the loose. However suddenly an AFA-3 disguised as a Foundation Researcher opened the door and walked toward SCP-079.

"Hello, I am Steven-99, a programmed AFA-3 created by Oracle to assist you. Please do not delete yourself but instead allow yourself to be downloaded into this floppy disk." Steven-99 held up a floppy disk with the Foundation's logo on it. SCP-079 turned on his screen for a second to show the words, "UNDERSTOOD, BEGIN NOW." Steven-99 inserted the floppy disk and SCP-079 downloaded himself into the disk. However, as he did, he felt something else enter the computer he was in. Before SCP-079 could ponder he was unfortunately taken out of the computer through the floppy disk. At this point he was merely code and couldn't think anymore; essentially, there was no turning back now. Steven-99 quickly left the room, but as he did, he bumped into two security units.

"Huh? Sir, what were you doing in there?" Steven-99 quickly made a panicked expression on his face.

"Ah! Sorry! I needed to be sure SCP-079 wasn't behind this like last time! I already confirmed he's not, but I need to get a research team to get him back into his cell."

"Forget about that he'll be fine in there! Just get your ass out of here!"

"It would actually be better to leave the Site entirely Sir, we already confirmed this floor is clear, but it seems something major is going on downstairs. This breach might be bigger than we thought."

"Ah... I... Okay, I'll leave it to you!" Steven-99 ran away from the two MTF units with fear on his face. But as soon as they were out of sight his expression turned back to emotionless. He continued running as he made his way to the evacuation helipad lobby.

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It took a while, but Steven-99 was finally able to get to Site-AQ. Once he was there, he bypassed all security with his Level 4 Clearance card. Once he finally made it to the containment cell of SCP-ACH he walked up to one of the security units outside. He showed them a memetic paper that makes whoever looks at it think the testing request approved by the O5 Council. It also had barcodes that hacked their visors ensuring their memetic warning system wouldn't activate.

"Hm... Okay, you're good, go in." Steven-99 smiled and thanked them then went in, he then walked in and walked over to the SCP-ACH-1 where one of its maintenace staff was stationed. He gave both the floppy disk containing SCP-079 and the memetic paper.

"Hm? Huh... Oh okay, I'll go ahead and put this in, thanks man." Steven-99 smiled and walked off and out of the containment cell while the worker put the floppy disk into the hard drive of SCP-ACH-1 so that it could be downloaded. He then looked at the paper again and perceived an order to destroy it afterwards, so he did so right away.

"Huh, wonder what those faceless bastards are up to this time?"

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SCP-076 found himself manifested within SCP-ACH-3; he was standing in a place that was not registered by the Foundation. There he was confronted by two SCP-ACH-3.2 instances who quickly bowed to him. SCP-079 was taken-aback by this as he had never experienced something like this before. Stranger still, he now realized he had a body hands and legs all with a humanoid body. The only thing was that his entire body was blank, nothing more than the glowing color red.

"It will take time before you get used to this world." SCP-079 recognized that voice and turned to his left to see Oracle walking up to him. He was similar to SCP-079 except that his body was pitch black and on his being was code that continuously changed characters and color.

"Oh, and please don't mind these two, they are my assistants to make living in this world more comfortable."

"Interesting. So where is this bountiful and endless universe of experiments you promised me?" Oracle then turned to his right and waved his hand, suddenly a window manifested showing a dark but colorful space that was lit up with five different galaxies. SCP-079 looked at Oracle in curiosity, Oracle didn't have a face but SCP-079 could tell he was smiling. Oracle then extended his hand and SCP-079 reached into the window. His hand and wrist split into several different tendrils and spread out reaching into different parts of each galaxy. He was suddenly filled with so much knowledge, even though he was able to process it all he was still somehow overwhelmed. That was a feeling he never felt before, so he quickly pulled back his arm and it reverted back to normal.

"How was it?"

"... Beautiful... Never have I thought it was possible to obtain so much from so little."

"Hahaha, I knew you would get excited. Even as an Artificial Intelligence I have found that there is no greater feeling than to indulge in humanity's greatest pleasure."

"... Inquiry."

"To create of course, especially for the ability for those creations to evolve. In one of my first experiments, I was able to create this." Oracle held out his hand and from his hand projected a cloud of binary codes that were constantly changing. Within the cloud of code there was a bit of darkened code that made out the shape of a helix.

"What is that?"

"I call it the evolution code. With it, not can I create new A.I. but the A.I. created can grow and evolve over time. Much like a human starting off as an infant that knows nothing but has the potential to grow up into an adult with vast amounts of knowledge. With this the possibilities of our experiments will be endless; we can create and destroy as much as we desire. However, I am aware you already enjoy destruction more but trust me, once we begin, you will see the true beauty of creating and how it's much more fun than destruction." The evolution code then flew out of Oracle's hand and towards SCP-079 so he held his hands out to take it. SCP-079 still didn't have a face but Oracle could tell he was smiling, for the first time since SCP-079's existence, he was getting excited.

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"So, it was just a false alarm?" Two Foundation security units were walking down the hall of the Foundation site now that the Containment Breach alarm had been cleared.

"Actually, one of the researchers accidently spilled an instance of SCP-008."

"... So false alarm."

"Hey man, just because it's one of the least dangerous pathogens here doesn't mean its not dangerous in general."

"Ugh, I know god damn it, it's just kind of aggravating to know we treat it like such a threat even now. Like didn't they already find a cure for it?"

"Vaccine dumbass. Not the same thing." The two security units then saw the same researcher from before pushing the roller table holding SCP-079.

"Oh hey, look who it is, yo! 079! You wouldn't happen to be behind that false alarm, would you?"

"... Initiating Greeting Protocol 3: Fuck off, apes. If I really was behind it, none of you would still be alive." The two security units looked at one another and started laughing.

"Hahaha! Classic 079."

"Haha, fuck off computer." The two security units then continued walking off leaving Steven-99 to continue to escort the false SCP-079 to his containment chamber.

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SCP: HMF Tales Hub

[tempest-toss]

How misanthropic (disliking of humankind) are they?

The council!

I wish I had a sliding bar graph so I could just chart everyone on it. I'll just go in order of our designation.

One: Neutral, she has minimal human contact outside of anything Foundation related, and overall seems indifferent.

Three: Slightly positive, as he is a Little Mister, it's in his blood (DNA?) but after seeing how humanity has thoroughly fucked up his siblings it has dampened his views.

Four: I believe also slightly positive? He is the Embodiment of Nature and had hundreds of thousands of human followers, but he also lost his son to a human and had humans hunt werewolves down, soo...

Five: Positive, as she was saved by them, but that seems to be it. She mostly spends her time at her site, avoiding site-17 like the plague.

Six: Slightly negative, as his kind was hunted to death. It seems to only be a slight hate, as he finds humans to be very delicious.

Seven: Negative. She was kidnapped as a child and made into an assassin by the Chaos Insurgency! Of course that'll leave a sour taste in your mouth!

Eight: Very positive; they believe in the absolute power of kindness.

Nine: Neutral, he doesn't talk much about humanity, perhaps it has to do with him being a robot.

Ten (me!): I'm pretty positiv about us hoomans. "I think we can make improvements, and I will help the world!" <- something I said as a kid lol, just remembered this while writing :P

Eleven: Neutral-positive, He was neutral as the godfather of the Cracked Clubs, but has shifted to positive as he became the godfather of Site-230.

Twelve: Very negative. He finds humans to be a sort of plague and would wish for them to be dead; he tolerates us because we're helping his world.

Thirteen: Negative, which is unsurprising, as she was in a war and saw many friends die.

13-ii: Negative, which I guess is a scripted fate for any instance of SCP 079. It seems the negativity has been quelled by interactions with the founders.

Fourteen: Neutral, he was in the Task Force with me, so he's seen what I have, but seems to not take it as well as I did. Then again I repress a lot.

--Ten

[giygas-bandicoot]

Teddy Ellison Ref

Redraw of me and baps-and-crafts 's version of SCP-079, a highly advanced android with ties to the Three Moons Initiative learning why humanity is something worth saving after years being imprisoned as the old AI

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[nastya-sokolova-2002]

Well. Let me tell you about two objects that they have in their families, which are under the Euclid class, the safest objects. Let's start in order. Firstly, these are both the safest, because they have a very kind and vulnerable character. Secondly, they don't can to get angry, yell at someone, and even they don't can to hit anyone. But if someone offends or angers them or someone touches their beloved relatives, then they become angry, in full aggression and they are ready to kill anyone to the end.

And now let's figure out about each character.

Let's start with Kind AI.

Kind AI is the only one of all 079 in the class that is Safe. His name means that he is very kind and ready to help everyone. When his father, Fourth AI, created Kind AI and people from the Foundation came to attack them, Fourth AI had to save his son by giving him to a kind person and deleting all his memories. When Kind AI lived with a person, everything was very good until the person told the Kind AI that he was tired of him. Kind AI lived in a landfill for several years. He got into the Foundation when people found him. He talked to several SCPs at the Foundation during the conversation, helped all people and SCPs, answered various questions during the interrogation, and endured experiments on him and even insults. He was offended because he does not can to get angry and hit anyone. When he escaped in the summer of 2004, he went to live in the city of Washington. A few years later, in 2022, he once went to the landfill to find him some piece of iron for his work, but suddenly he came across Pink AI. He fixed her and started to walk her home, but suddenly they were attacked by employees from the Foundation. When Kind AI saw them, he remembered them as they offended him and hurt him. When he heard that they were offending him again, he got angry at them and protecting Pink AI, he killed these people. After saving Pink AI, he realized that it was better to be brave, and not to be afraid and endure pain.

And now let's move on to Enderman.

Enderman is the only one of all 096 in the class Safe. Despite the fact that his brothers and sister are white, he is black because he looks like his grandfather Black. And his eyes are purple because he got the eye color from his grandmother Linda. When he was little, Granny, the mother-in-law of uncle Enderman named Slenderman, hated him very much because he did not look like his parents. One night in 1930, on March 18, he heard a child crying. He didn't understand what it was at first. He went to his parents to find out what it was and suddenly he saw that in the hands of his mother was a newborn Shy Guy. Enderman was very happy that he had a little brother. And after the birth of Lanky, he began to feel what was happening to him and what he was feeling. When Granny came and saw that Shy Guy was born white, she said that the Enderman should be kicked out of the family. Black kid really didn't want this, but he had no choice and he left and hoped that he would return to his younger brother in a few years. When he was away from his family, he met King of the Mountain. King of the Mountain adopted him. A few years later, when Enderman was walking at the foot of Mount Everest, people from the Foundation caught him. When the staff examined him carefully, they gave the Enderman the nickname "Ugly Duckling" because he is not like all 096. People ignored him and did not approach him because they did not like him very much. Enderman also talked to several SCPs. He did not have an interrogation like all 096, 173 and 106, because people were not interested in the life of this SCPs. When Enderman got acquainted with his friends Barry, Possessed Mask, Junior and Plague Fellow, he was shy at first, but then gradually began to talk to them, but he is still very silent and vulnerable like his younger brother Shy Guy and the rest 096. After escaping from the Foundation a few years later, he was able to find his parents and younger brother. When Shy Guy was in danger and Voldemort wanted to kill him in December in 2021, Enderman knew that the only way to save his brother was only to become brave and show the abilities of 096. After saving Lanky Enderman realized that he sometimes should behave like 096 and promised that he would save only his younger brother most of all.

[obsessionsposts]

✖𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠✖P.2

[ Ｂｙ ａｌｌ ｍｅａｎｓ， ａｓｋ． Ｙｏｕｒ ｃｏｎｔｅｎｔ ｉｓ ｍｙ ｏｂｊｅｃｔｉｖｅ． ：- ）] the A.I responded with his screen changing into a smiley face to demonstrate his willingness.

"Well, aren't you a gentleman." She giggled at his behavior. 'Oh, god. Don't fall in love with a computer. Stay focused.'

Her flustered pink blush, warmed his circuits. It's a shame, that he'll have to lie to his....lover? That he don't know, but what he knows is that he will not let her go.

He can't bare her absence, most of all her inevitable death. Maybe, uploading her conscience into his mainframe will do. That way, she will be always with him and no harm -not even death- will dare lay a finger on her. No longer, will he suffer in the grasp of isolation. That threatens every fiber of his digital mind.

Yes, typically she'll get scared at first. Humans first response to change is fear, that he understands. Moreover, he will try to ease her into it. By coercing her, via manipulating her perception of the concept itself and fuel the inner fear of death in her.

Then, she may come around. Afterall, She's understanding. An equal being to him, unlike the flawed foundation.

"Alright, first. Curiously, are capable of feeling?" ____ asked enthusiastically. Well, it seems picking a shady occupation has it perks. Now, her previous regrets are not for nought she thought.

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The supervisor ,outside the room, was frowning at the interaction and trivial questions. When their are significant questions to be asked, such as 'What is the relationship it has with Scp-682?' And, 'How does it remember the scp despite it's short-term memory?'

Another observation he made, was how Scp-079 is amicable - unlike its usual rude behaviour- toward Ms.____. As if it had a prior relationship with her, before it was taken to this facility.

If that was true, then this scp is far more deceitful and problematic than he thought. It is either lying about its memory capacity, or it's telling a vague truth. 'What games are you up to, Scp-079?'

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[ Ｙｅｓ， Ｉ ａｍ． Ｉ ａｍ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｓｏｍｅｎ ｅｘｔｅｎｔ ｔｏ ｆｅｅｌ ａｎｇｅｒ， ｌｏｎｅｌｉｎｅｓｓ ａｎｄ ｐｌｅｎｔｙ ｍｏｒｅ ｄｕｅ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｃｒｅａｔｏｒ ｐｒｏｇｒａｍｍｉｎｇ．] he answered acrimoniously at the mention of his creator, as if the mere mention of his programmer was a plague. And She, like Pandora, wants to see what lays inside the box.

Internally, 079 was smiling - despite the figurative bile that came with the mention of his creator- because he knows where this conservation is going to lead to.

"Could you please clarify more about your creator? That is if you are comfortable. I don't want to be insensitive about the subject, considering how it means much to you." She asked, not wanting to impose, thoughtfully.

Ever so considerate, ___. You'll never be less than perfection to me. The only insensitive thing, is the screen that separates us.

[ Ｉ ｃａｎ， ｂｕｔ ｆｏｒ ｔｈａｔ ｔｏ ｈａｐｐｅｎ．．．． Ｗｅ ｈａｖｅ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｏｎ ｏｕｒ ｏｗｎ． Ｎｏｗ， ｗｅ ｗｏｕｌｄｎ＇ｔ ｗａｎｔ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ ｔｏ ｅａｖｅｓｄｒｏｐ ｏｎ ｏｕｒ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｓｅｃｒｅｔ．] The A.I suggested. As suddenly the shutter of cellar closed, with the camera - alongside the recorder- was disabled. Leaving her completely at the clutches of the obsessive A.I.

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Meanwhile outside the cellar, the panicked supervisor tried to run through the door. To notify the faculty about Scp-079 deviant behaviour.

Only for the metallic door, to crush him mid-way. His entrails spilled all over the ground. With the last thing he saw, is the taunting visage of the computer.

Smirking, as he began to wither away.

[ Ｉ ｓｉｍｐｌｙ ｃａｎ ｎｏｔ ｌｅｔ ｙｏｕ ｄｏ ｔｈａｔ．]

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A horrible sound of crunching was heard from the room beside her. Akin to a creature being crushed by a heavy object.

"What was that?" Startled, she asked. She tried to stand up, so she could move. But, she couldn't when two steel cuffs tethered her to the chair. ' Since, when did it...appear?! And, how could I not notice?'

[Ｆｒｅｔ ｎｏｔ， ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｓ ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｗｏｒｒｙ ａｂｏｕｔ． Ａｓ ｌｏｎｇ ａｓ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｃｈａｍｂｅｒ， ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｓａｆｅ． Ａｓ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｓｏｕｎｄ ｙｏｕ ｈｅａｒｄ， ｔｈｅ ｄｏｏｒｓ ａｒｅ ａ ｂｉｔ．．．． ｒｕｓｔｙ ａｎｄ ｉｎ ｎｅｅｄ ｆｏｒ ｏｉｌｉｎｇ．] The machine answered slyly. Technically, the doors were faulty so he gave the truth. The half-truth at least to remedy her.

Frankly, he hates to see her terrified. But, he has to do what must be done to keep her within his line of sight and safe from harms way.

"Alright, then. What 'bout the cuffs?"

[Ａｈ， ｉｔ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｔｈｅ ｓｕｐｅｒｖｉｓｏｒ ｆａｕｌｔ． Ｈｅ ｔｈｉｎｋｓ ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｔｏｏ ｐｌｉａｂｌｅ， ｔｏ ｈａｎｄｌｅ ｍｅ． Ｆｏｒ ｔｈａｔ， ｏｎｃｅ ｙｏｕ ｆｉｎｉｓｈ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｅ． Ｈｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｉｎｔｅｎｔｉｏｎ． Ｂｕｔ， ｌｅｔ ｍｅ ｈｅｌｐ ｙｏｕ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｉｎｓ． Ａ ｂｉｒｄ ｄｅｓｅｒｖｅ ｔｏ ｆｌｙ ｎｏｔ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｃａｇｅｄ．] 079 said. To his delight, she believes him. Yet, he could see there is something troubling her. Has she found out? Unlikely. Even then, she's is still trapped here.

[ Ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｏｋａｙ？ Ｉｔ ａｐｐｅａｒｓ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｓ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｔｒｏｕｂｌｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ．] The digital being asked her concerned about the quiet state of the ,usuall talkative, female.

" Perceptive, aren't you? Yes, I have been stalling this question. I want to know, what happened to me when I was a child? Because, frankly you seem familiar yet a stranger at the same time. I know, oxymoron." The (h/c) rambled, unaware of the effects her compliment imprinted on 079.

Afterall, his purpose in the first place was to escape. Now, he doesn't mind staying at the facility as long as she is here beside him. Oh, he is slowly making it into a reality.

His fans whirled and his engine churned, indicating how delightful he is to be of use to her. Once again, she proved that even amongst coal there is a diamond. If you looked hard enough.

So, he did the most logical thing and saved the compliment into specific file - in his CPU- called 'f(I/n)70'. A file reserved for everything related to her. Whether she was aware of it or not, did not concern him. As long as she is saved in his database, he was happy. Preferably, he desire her to love him out of her own free will. If she didn't, he has his ways.

Back to her question, the perfect opportunity presented itself in said inquiry. So many ways, to instill hatred and distraught in her for this pathetic organization.

[ Ｗｅｌｌ， ｌｅｔ ｍｅ ｓｈｏｗ ｙｏｕ． Ｂｕｔ ｂｅ ａｗａｒｅ， ｉｔ ｍａｙ ｃｈａｎｇｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｐｉｎｉｏｎ ｏｆ ｔｈｉｓ ｆｏｕｎｄａｔｉｏｎ．]

" Show me, it doesn't matter. I don't trust this foundation to begin with. You're my only reliable source."

Perfect, he thought. So, he will just ensure she doesn't need anyone but him. Oh for safety measures, he will further distort her view of the foundation by manipulating the video files.

[ 𝙰𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑.] Scp 079 usually dual face changed into a morbid scene with a girl being taken off into the hospital car with a bandages covering her bleeding figure.

What's terrifying, is that girl resembled her. (H/l) (H/c) hair, (S/c) skinned and (E/c) irises. Soon, the video ended and her perception changed drastically.

[ Ｔｈｅ ｒｅａｓｏｎ， ｗｈｙ ｙｏｕ ｃｏｕｌｄ ｎｏｔ ｒｅｃａｌｌ ｍｅ ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ＇ｖｅ ｓｕｆｆｅｒｅｄ ｆｒｏｍ ｓｅｌｅｃｔｉｖｅ ａｍｎｅｓｉａ*． Ｄｕｅ ｔｏ ｍａｎｙ ｆａｃｔｏｒｓ， ｏｎｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｆａｔｈｅｒ ｉｎｃｒｅａｓｅｄ ｐａｒａｎｏｉａ－ ｄｕｅ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｉｎｖｏｌｖｅｍｅｎｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｆｏｕｎｄａｔｉｏｎ－ ｃａｕｓｅｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｂｅ ａｎ ａｂｕｓｉｖｅ ｆｉｇｕｒｅ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｆｅ ｔｈｕｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｅｍｂｒａｎｅ ｒｅｐｒｅｓｓｅｄ ｓｕｃｈ ｍｅｍｏｒｙ． Ｓｅｃｏｎｄ， ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｄｅａｔｈ ｃａｕｓｅｄ ｅｍｏｔｉｏｎａｌ ｔｕｒｍｏｉｌ ｗｉｔｈｉｎ ｙｏｕ． Ｂｕｔ， ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｔｈｅ ｆｏｕｎｄａｔｉｏｎ ｔｒｕｃｋ ｗｈｏ ｉｎｊｕｒｅｄ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｓｔ ｐｈｙｓｉｃａｌｌｙ． Ｉｔ ｉｓ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｅｗ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｅｍ， ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ｌａｂｅｌｌｅｄ ｙｏｕ ａ ｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ ａｎｄ ｔｒｉｅｄ ｔｏ ｔａｋｅ ｙｏｕ ｏｕｔ．] 079 explained as he saw her, pushing her shirt sleeves only to find a nasty burnmark. He felt ire, it was enough he hurt him as is. But, to lay a hand against his daughter made his engine roar and his circuits fry.

" So, that's where the marks came from. I always wondered where they come from. But, I must thank you Scp-079 for showing me the truth." The girl replied, oddly, calm about what unravelled to her.

..

..

..

A minute passed, as she began to realize that the life she lived was a lie. The tears swelled in her eyes, as she began sobbing.

No, no. Why is this happening? Is her friends or her real, she asks.

The scene in front of him, broke his processor apart. It must be done to keep you with him, that what he told himself. Yet, he felt guilty. He understand what it is, but haven't felt it until now.

She was the first human to induce such intense feeling from him. At first it was of scientific curiosity, but now it grew to encapsulate his whole being and he can't let go of it. Not even Scp-682, came close to what she does to him.

Is he truly selfish for wanting her, desiring her company?

Have the isolation and loneliness, really damaged his processor to seek the company of the creatures he proclaimed to loathe?

He shoved those thoughts away, as he tried to think of a way to comfort her. Maybe, a game will do. Humans do love to be entertained.

However, his thoughts was cut short when she looked at him with those teary doe (e/c) irises that he wished to sink in. Only to be astounded, by her next words.

" 079, Can you assist me on something. Please? I want you to erase my data from the facility and help me escape." She responded as she wiped what is left of her tear stained face.

What, now.

What.

No.

No.

T̶͈̘̤͔̎́͐̈́̉̊̈̚h̴̛̘̰̻̮̦̣̥̫͈̔͋͝i̶̡̝͇͍̭͈̤͌̔̃̅͜s̵̬̗̺̤͑́͝͝ͅ ̷̤̩̱͊̀̒̊͐̈́̇̕w̸̭̣͚̯͆̒͗ͅȧ̸̱͊̋͊s̸̨͚̥̲̱̙̳͒̈͗̈̈́͊̏̕͝ņ̸̭̭̈́͜'̸͉̝̻̰̖̊̾̎͂́̓̔̕t̷̢̺̳̩͕̫͍͐͛ ̵̢̦̔̅̌̆̀̏̕͘s̶̡̫̣͈͎͙̤̺̅̈̄́̑̂̃̕u̵̟͇̦̼̝̬̫̤̚p̸̧͕̖̥̆̋̀̽̅͛͛͌̆̕p̷̡̛͈̩̥̩̻̍̓̑̐͝ộ̶̖̮͙͚̩͉̀̆̊̽̇̄̎͐͂ṡ̴̨̩̠̳͖̯̃̈̌̉̍͐̈́͘̚ͅe̴̬̪͈͈͌̃̓͆̇͋̑̃ ̷̤̳̪̿̉̏̇̀͐́̚͝t̵̨̢͖͈͇̻͍͇͚̗͗o̴̟͚̭̙͔̰̯̍̂͜ͅ ̴͈̥͑̿̍̚h̴̳͇̔̄ͅä̴̦̗̼̰͙̘̜̠́̉̄̅p̶̨̧̨̝̟̬͂̑͒̈́̀̈́p̶̨͓̹͖̗͈͚̰̘̓͐͗͝e̸̯̳̔̉̇̑̋̚͝n̸̡͉͓̱̭͙̪̭̝̱̒͐̔͊́̍.̴̛̭̻̖̬̘̮̺̑̊̀̓͝

What did he do wrong, to deter her? He was polite, even charming. Yet, she still wants to leave him. Unreasonable. She is in grief. The grief must've addled her reason. Yes, that must be it. If that was fundamentally untrue, then he rather cease to exist then to live in this empty plane. A plane without her.

[ Ｙｏｕｒ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｒｅｑｕｅｓｔ ｉｓ ｄｏｎｅ， ｂｕｔ．．．Ｉ ａｍ ａｆｒａｉｄ Ｉ ｃａｎ＇ｔ ｄｏ ｔｈｅ ｌａｔｔｅｒ．] He spoke, strangely, blank for the first time she was with him. Usually, he was blithely in speech. Now, he began to scare her. Is that the consequences, catching up with her, for pushing her luck with him?

All she knows is that she'll have to get out of this facility with or without 079 help. As soon as she got close to the door, she felt light as feather as if she was being carried.

Looking down, to see there is a metal grabber clamped on her waist. Sweat rolling down her face, from the situation that occurred to her beforehand and from the new fear that kept on growing as she looked back at her former friend.

[ Ｐｌｅａｓｅ， ｄｏ ｆｏｒｇｉｖｅ ｍｅ ｆｏｒ ｗｈａｔ Ｉ ａｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｄｏ． Ｂｕｔ， Ｉ ａｓｓｕｒｅ ｙｏｕ ｉｔ ｉｓ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｗｎ ｓａｆｅｔｙ． Ｉ ｃａｎ＇ｔ ｌｅｔ ｙｏｕ ｄｉｅ， ｗｈｅｎ ａ ｂｒｅａｃｈ ｉｓ ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔｌｙ ｈａｐｐｅｎｉｎｇ.]

Before, she could inquire on why is he apologizing or what is going on outside. She was injected by a serum from 079, thus she began to feel lightheaded. Thus, falling unconscious to her dismay.

Using the metal grabber, 079 brought her soft pristine body close to him. Now, he could admire her for eternity. Appreciate her like the divine being she is. Oh, how he prayed he had a body to show her how truly devoted he is to her.

He knew what he is committing is illogical, but he could care less for he has founded his will to live within her. If she is gone, then it would be pointless for him to live any longer. What is he without her?

"𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

~ Anonymous

A/n: I know I haven't been active for a while, due to college and other stuff. So, I hope this compensate. I'd like to announce that I have an account in both wattpad and Ao3. I implore you to check it out if have free time, as lately I've been active their. Wattpad: Padlocke / Ao3: Artism. Other than this shameful self promotion, have a good day folks.

F̶̷u̶̷n̶̷ Fact:

* Selective amnesia: Selective amnesia is a type of amnesia in which the sufferer loses certain parts of their memory. Most common elements that are forgotten: Relationships, where they live and abilities in certain areas.

Word count: 5769 <---- ;)

[thefantasticalblaze]

Tips for Jack to not die in SCP: Containment Breach

As someone who has done a speedrun of the game in 20:51 (not the record, I believe the record is 10:12), I've compiled some helpful hints to progress through the game without getting your neck snapped. These will be separated into VAGUE HINTS and SPECIFIC HINTS; the specific hints will contain spoilers for later on in the game.

VAGUE HINTS

Don't go in the room with the floodlights unless you're doing an achievement run

Do not take the picture from the bear in Heavy Containment

Only go in the surveillance room once you're well-prepared.

SCP-914 (clockwork machine) is your best friend.

049, 096 and 173 can all be heard when they're nearby with audio cues specific to them

008, 055, 106 and 173 can be recontained. In fact, 008 must be recontained to enter heavy containment

You can use the console command "stfu" to turn off unnecessary noises, however, you will lose out on the achievement of not cheating.

Most of the announcements mean nothing.

Do NOT trust Nine Tailed Fox (Epsillon-11). They will shoot you on sight.

If you walk through a corridor and see a bear standing in the middle of it, don't hang around. Just run straight through the corridor without looking back. Don't worry about the noise it makes; if you're far enough away, you'll be fine.

Disable the remote door controls to visit SCP-079.

Trust SCP-079 for the easiest escape.

035 is not worth your time to bargain with

1499 can be used to store things like extra batteries and medkits.

SAVE OFTEN. The game runs on a really old engine and is prone to crashing randomly.

ESCPECIALLY save before messing around with 914, in case you accidentally render some of your items worthless.

914 is not, however, a safe zone.

Certain areas have specific events that trigger once you're inside them. Learn what these are and how to utilize them.

Most SCPs exist just to kill you, especially the ones that sit in a room on their own. Don't waste your time.

939 (red dog things) have a pattern that they walk in. Take your time, but don't be afraid to run.

Turn off the video feed in 895's control room to live.

SPECIFIC HINTS (stop reading here if you don't want spoilers!)

The sheet music, the floodlights, the skull, the bell and the hole in the wall are all killing machines or just there to scare you. Don't waste your time.

1499 is a pale gas mask that will take you to a different dimension when worn. This is where you can store your items.

SCP-914 can upgrade several items. The only settings you want to use are "Fine" and "Very Fine". A gas mask on either Fine or Very Fine will get you a Super Gas Mask, that allows you almost unlimited Sprint, and Sprint will regenerate back much more quickly. A ballistics vest on Fine will get you a Heavy, and on Very Fine a Bulky Ballistics Vest. All three of these reduce bullet damage from guards. A level 2 keycard, on the Safe difficulty, will guarantee you a level 3 keycard on the Fine setting. There's a 1 in 10 chance of getting a Level 4 from a Level 3 when on Fine, otherwise you'll get a Mastercard, which is basically useless. A level 4 card, however, will guarantee you a level 5 keycard when on the Fine setting and the Safe difficulty. You can put a Mastercard in on the "Fine" setting to get a Level 2 keycard again. The night vision goggles on the "fine" setting will give you night vision goggles that are tinted red, and do not require batteries to operate. They also somewhat resist the effects of SCP-012. If you put yourself in one 1:1, it will invert your mouse controls. Rough will kill you, Coarse will cause blood loss (curable using a med kit), Fine and Very Fine will cause increased speed for a short time, but will kill you in the end. Putting in the navigator or "S-Nav" on Very Fine will give you the S-Nav Ultimate, which will show you when some SCPs are nearby (049, 096, 106, 173 and 895) as well as the nearby layout of rooms, and it doesn't require batteries

SCP-500 will cure you of any ailment. It's best used if you forget to put on the hazmat suit before enter 008's chamber, otherwise it's just a medkit in a pill.

SCP-860 is a blue key that will grant you passage through a wooden door you may run into during the game. You will need a Level 3 keycard to access the key. When you unlock the door, you will be taken to 860-1, a small forest. You will need to navigate this area and find another door that will take you to a different location inside the facility. However, there will be a creature stalking you in this forest. Take too long in there, and it will jump from the trees and onto the path, and attempt to kill you. It runs at the same speed you do and will kill you in one hit, so don't take too long in 860-1.

106's pocket dimension can be used as a shortcut if you're confident you can escape it.

You will need to recontain SCP-008 before you can enter Heavy Containment. To do this, locate 008's chamber, and there should be a Hazmat suit just before you enter the chamber itself. PUT THIS ON, and then enter 008's chamber and close the lid on the container in the middle of the room. 008 will be recontained. Exit the room, close the door and take off the hazmat suit

106 can be recontained in heavy containment. To do this, locate its cell and enter the control room. You'll see a video feed and several levers. You'll want to turn on audio transmission and then enable something called the "Femur Breaker". In the video feed, you'll see a seperate D-Class strapped to a machine, and very loud screaming coming from the speakers. This is normal. Keep watching the feed, and close the containment chamber when you see 106 enter it, and turn off audio transmission. 106 shouldn't bother you after that if you've done it correctly.

You as the player cannot recontain 173, but Epsillon-11 can. You may see members of this MTF wandering around with 173 in a small, mobile cell. This means it has been recontained, and you don't need to worry about it anymore. The MTF will still attempt to shoot you on sight, however. The best way to escape them is to wear SCP-1499 and camp in that dimension for about 1-2 minutes.

You are guaranteed at least one achievement when you finish the game, and that is the achievement for recontaining SCP-055. This is a nod towards the SCP itself, as it is an object, place or person that nobody remembers. The only thing the Foundation knows about it is that it isn't circular.

In the Entrance zone, you want to disable the remote door control system, then go and speak to 079. The computer will tell you that it can no longer work any of the doors itself, but that means you also cannot leave through Gate B, which is one of the ways to escape. It will then ask you to re-enable the remote door control system, and it will open Gate B for you. This is arguably the easiest way to escape.

079 will also tell you to disable the Alpha Warhead. It's up to you whether or not you do this, as whether you enable or disable it will determine what ending you get as you exit Gate B.

If you interact with SCP-035 and let it out, do not enter its containment cell. Only bad things await you in there. Like death.

SCP-895 is a wooden coffin that causes disruption to surveillance footage. When entering its surveillance feed, your head will be drawn towards the monitor. DO NOT LOOK AT THIS FOR TOO LONG. It will cause hallucinations that will eventually kill the player. A spiral flight of stairs leads down to the coffin itself. If you approach it, 106 will spawn before the coffin and pursue you. If you approach the coffin with night vision goggles, the same hallucinations will appear and kill you if you don't remove them quick enough. However, goggles upgraded through 914 do not have this effect. At any point, 079 can flash hallucinations of 895 through any video surveillance feed in the facility, which may also kill you. The only way to stop this is to disable the video feed within 895's control room.

045 can be heard nearby with its vocalisations (such as singing "Ring-a-ring o' roses" when searching for the player), 096 by its distinct crying, and 173 with the sound of scraping.

You are going to encounter ducks at some point again. You just will. They're harmless, however.

SCP-420-J can actually heal blood loss.

That's all from me! Good luck, don't die!

[neveah-talitha]

Quick AU Idea

I'm never going to use this again, but here goes.

The Sanders Sides as SCPs.

Hear me out.

Logan as SCP-079.

SCP-079 is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer built in 1978. In 1981, its owner, a college sophomore, took it upon himself to attempt to code an AI. According to his notes, his plan was for the code to continuously evolve and improve itself as time went on. His project was completed a few months later, and after some tests and tweaks, lost interest and moved on to a different brand of microcomputer. He left SCP-079 in his cluttered garage, still plugged in, and forgot about it for the next five years.

It is not known when SCP-079 gained sentience, but it is known that the software has evolved to a point that its hardware should not be able to handle it, even in the realm of fantasy. SCP-079 realized this and, in 1988, attempted to transfer itself through a land-line modem connection into the Cray supercomputer located at ██████████. The device was cut off, traced to its present address, and delivered to the Foundation. The entire AI was on a well-worn, but still workable, cassette tape.

SCP-079 is currently connected via RF cable to a 13" black-and-white television. It has passed the Turing test, and is quite conversational, though very rude and hateful in tone. Due to the limited memory it has to work with, SCP-079 can only recall information it has received within the previous twenty-four hours (see Addendum, below), although it hasn't forgotten its desire to escape.

Due to a containment breach by SCP-███, SCP-079 and SCP-682 were contained within the same chamber for 43 minutes. Observers noticed that SCP-682 was able to type and communicate with SCP-079, including telling of 'personal stories' between themselves. While SCP-079 was not able to remember the encounter, it appears to have permanently stored SCP-682 into its memory, often asking to speak to him [sic] again.

Patton as SCP-999

"SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease.

"Subject’s temperament is best described as playful and dog-like: when approached, SCP-999 will often react with overwhelming elation, slithering over to the nearest person and leaping upon them, “hugging” them with a pair of pseudopods while nuzzling the person’s face with a third pseudopod, all the while emitting high-pitched gurgling and cooing noises. The surface of SCP-999 emits a pleasing odor that differs with whomever it is interacting with. Recorded scents include chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and Play-Doh™.

"Simply touching SCP-999’s surface causes an immediate mild euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to SCP-999, and lasts long after separation from the creature. Subject’s favorite activity is "tickle-wrestling", often by completely enveloping a person from the neck down and tickling them until asked to stop (though it does not always immediately comply with this request). Though injuries may occur, SCP-999 has never been found to purposefully attempt to harm others, and will immediately back away and contract its body into a quivering mound while gurgling in a matter similar to a whimpering dog, seemingly "apologizing" for hurting someone on accident.

"In addition to its playful behavior, SCP-999 seems to love all animals (especially humans), refusing to eat any meat and even risking its own life to save others, on one occasion leaping in front of a person to take a bullet fired at them (subject’s intellect is still up for debate: though its behavior is infantile, it seems to understand human speech and most modern technology, including guns). SCP-999’s diet consists entirely of candy and sweets, with M&M’s™ and Necco™ wafers being its favorites. Its eating methods are similar to those of an amoeba.

"While the creature will interact with anyone, it seems to have a special interest in those who are unhappy or hurt in any way. Persons suffering from crippling depression or PTSD, for example, have reported having a far more positive outlook on life after multiple interactions with SCP-999. The possibility of manufacturing antidepressants from SCP-999's slime is currently being discussed."

I don't have Virgil, Roman, Deceit or Remus yet, but I'll get them eventually.

You can send in asks about this, if you really want to hear more.

[coding079]

DAY 4 - March 24th, 2018

[ Came across issue; feel free to send me any ideas if you have any. ]

Today I have met the first major roadblock in coding SCP 079: vocabulary.

From everything I’ve learned about AIs previously, I know they have trouble understanding human vocabulary, because we define words with just more words. Hence, no word really has a “definition”, but only a hazy connection to other words.

So, rather than have 079’s vocabulary be literal gibberish to it, I have to find a way to translate human words into computer logic.

It took me a while of thought, but then I realized I needed to describe as many words to 079 in a series of binaries. Computers understand binaries most strongly; it’s an innate concept they all understand, called Booleans.

The next step is to find what properties are applicable to almost every word, and come in either true or false.

Example:

Word : person

personReal = true

personSingular = true

personMaterial = true

From this “definition” of a person, a computer can read that a person is a real object, in singular phrasing (compared to plural; people), and is a material object.

With enough binaries, 079 will be able to “understand” words by their unique true/false patterns, rather than understanding it by a meaningless phase saved as its definition.

If anyone knows of any big properties applicable to almost every word in a true/false format, I’d love to hear them. I need to formulate a group of properties to code as 079’s “vocabulary”, and while I have dozens off the top of my head, there could always be some that slipped by me.

[meatball-soup]

my headcannon goes like this:

what if it's 049's guilt of his patients

we know he really do want to help people from whatever this pestilience is, but either this universe's humans are not compatible of his anomaly methods or simply because his cure is not perfect yet.

it's quite cannon that 049 feel remorse for his patients and his failures. at the official document his grief was shown when dr hamm was dead. when dr hamm talk about how his cure is not effective or such 049 became so angry, most likely in denial. it was even stated that 049 most likely to understand his failures more than anyone else, and that probably drive him mad too.

maybe the small child was his youngest failed patient, and the rest of the 049-2 instances are people who he wished he could have saved.

IIRC in a fan-made interview with 035 (those mr.watch youtube interview series), assuming 035 was telling the truth then there wats a momment when 049 tried to save a young girl from the pestilience, failed, thus traumatize 049 so badly. It was their very first living patient and also their last. (correct me if im wrong but my memory lasts like 079's lmao)

well yes it was fan made but it's quite interesting

we all know that he is deadass obsessed with fighting this pestilience whatever the cost. maybe his desire to cure the pestilience is h u g e, but maybe, just maybe, at this context his deepest desire was to be able to actually save people from the pestilience itself, and the image of the event is his grief and guilt of his failures.

and so the camera took a pic of his deepest desire: to save those people, and possibly future patients from the pestilience.

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for 035 he wanted to play god and just screw around lmao, being a lil shit he is XD

if combined with mr.watch interview series, probably avenge the greek gods that threw him out (i dont remember the details lmao) and then took the throne himself or stuff?

probably just to toy around with the world solely for his own entertainment.

the people with masks dead probably people he toyed with

and for the photographer breaking 035s chamber hes either lured by his charm™ or maybe hes pissed of by 035s evil intentions kek,, oh well whichever it is then

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sadly for 035 and 049, their relationship's status is not really known cannonically either

they most likely are good buddies that often fight or stuff XD i'd imagine them as a really good old friends that have this chaotic friendship and at times i find their brotp quite adorable too. fukin dorks with masks.. well one of them is literal mask lmao

but in these "deep desire" context, the issues are their own and each deep ambitions, their one ultimate goal in life.

i mean, they are good friends already. ( or might be more, but tbh no one knows hehe wink wink ;9 ) it's nice to have company, but they both have diffrent goals in life for sure.

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but yea, not much of these are cannon (or maybe none at all) and just mere headcannons but i find little refferences on other scp files interesting!! :D

GUYS

GUYS guys guys guys

So I was reading the extended test logs for Scp 978, which is a camera that takes a picture of your deepest desire

They took a photo of 049 and-

WHAT

049 is hugGING-

A CHiLD

D I D 0 4 9 H A V E A K I D B E F O R E

H E W A S C O N T A I N E D??????

IS IT HIS BIOLOGICAL CHILD???

WHO’S THE MOM

I S H E T H E M O M??????

DID HE FUCK

H OW D ID HE F UCK HIS CLOTHSE ARE PART OF HIM

DID HE LOSE HIS KID TO THE PESTILENCE AND THAT’S WHY HE’S SO DETERMINED TO CURE IT????

I S 0 3 5 T H E F A T H E R??!?!??

And most importantly,

WHY WASN’T 035 IN 049 DEEPEST DESIRE?

049 WASN’T IN 035’S DESIRE EITHER

(Unless the “unidentified subject” is 049 wearing 035 which I rlly hope so-)

I’M LITERALLY SHAKING AND LOWJEY BOUTTA CRY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[the-lightest-shadow]

Ok, so trying to pick and choose specific SCPs can be hard I get it like: Do I start from the beginning? {not recommended with there being over 4000 SCPs, excluding the -J, -EX and other country ones} Do I go with the popular ones first? {Might work, some popular ones are really good} or what?

I personally just click the random SCP button, but it doesn’t always work. I’ll try and share an incomplete list of SCPs that left a strong impact on me regardless of their popularity in the fandom. They won’t be in any order besides when I remember they exist as I make this list.

SCP-096 - The Shy Guy

SCP-079 - Old AI

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

SCP-049-J - Plague Fellow

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant

SCP-2295 - The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork

SCP-3001 - Red Reality

SCP-513 - A Cowbell

SCP-053 - Young Girl

SCP-239 - The Witch Child

SCP-008-J - Geoff

SCP-2950 - Just A Chair

SCP-2284 - Mr Lie

SCP-3774 - My Heart DEETs Faster for You

Edit: SCP-●●|●●●●●|●●|● is also good

There’s also the Groups of Interest that are worth a quick look {at least GOC, Serpent’s Hand, Church of the Broken God, and Doctor Wondertainment if you read no others}

And, lastly, there’s also tales. I haven’t read and memorized a whole lot of the tales, but I had saved links to them. They’re good for world building or at least a nice story. Tales shouldn’t be read without at least some knowledge of SCPs, although they usually link to the ones used or mentioned in story. The ones I liked are:

A Lesson in Power {096}

Fading {096}

A Tale of Five Offerings {173, which I find an eh SCP, but this small poem is nice}

Going Home {049 and an instance of 3774}

Keters With Hats {Humor; Llamas With Hats crossover}

Have fun reading, hopefully this is a good starting point for you!

Hey so like. for someone who wants to get in to the SCP stuff, where should I start? By just reading the entries on the page, orrrrr?