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I can't get over the Star Wars Hotel making you log in to Disney+ to watch anything. $6000 experience that can't give you free Disney+ for two days. Back in the day a lot of people decided to get cable off experiencing it for free in hotel rooms and now you're expected to bring your cable with you lest they give you anything for free for two days

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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

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i think it’s a shame that in the process of “a million dollars but you have an immortal snail following you that will kill you if it touches you” becoming a mainstream concept we’ve lost part of the original prompt, which is that the snail receives a million dollars as well

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original by clairetablizo

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I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

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holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

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I had a really stupid idea

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I WAS TRYING TO MAKE MUFFIN IN A MUG AND IT LOOKS LIKE ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER HELP

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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

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can we please get a lesbian monsterfucker movie it’s so bleak out here

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hi yes hello what the fuck is metrosexual lmfao

It's hard to explain to zoomers just how insanely homophobic the early 2000s were. If you were male, and like, washed your hair regularly, people would call you a faggot.

So, dudes who washed their hair and wore button ups developed the term "metrosexual" which meant "I care about my appearance but I am attracted to women and don't have sex with men."