Heya I'm Wakes (they/it) (pretend i have a funny joke here)
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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shut up this is the only video I care about
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[Billionaire Owned News Media Voice]
Is getting enough sleep actually harming you in the long run? We spoke to an Economics Expert who says: Yes!
Eating! The newest luxury fad you should be skipping out on.
What's it like for the working class? We spoke to Three Trust Fund Kids to find out!
Feeling burned out? Our sources suggest the answer is working more!
10 Reasons why an Equitable Humanitarian Utopia would actually be a total bummer!
This billionaire CEO is just like you! His bones definitely do not taste delicious.
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Obsessed with vampires but specifically when they're really pathetic
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I know I bring it up every 3-5 business days but so many horror, fantasy, and period film/tv would benefit from being shot on film. it’s better if we don’t see the details! it’s better if the haze smooths out pores and the prosthetics! if there’s more shadows & grain! not everything is not meant to be consumed in 4k
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The yearning of Minecraft RP claims yet another sksksks
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please write what you want. please pick the tiniest detail of a character and exaggerate it into a 50k fic. please don’t let canon hold you back. please write whatever you want however you want. please.
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most of my interactions with pets come from an english-speaking context i have no idea how i'd talk to an animal in my home language… no way i'm seeing a cat on the street in france and going "saluuuut bonjouuuuuuur"
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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
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some of u should have an OnlyClowns account
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people who deserve more respect and recognition:
intersex people
trans men
aromantic people
multigender people
people in qpr's
aplatonic people
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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
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I hate how funny "Rolling on the Floor... Starving?" is to me
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so goddamn KOSA's back again, they're trying to jam it through at the end of the year and you can probably call (here's a link with a script) or email (EFF's search-your-reps tool from the last round) and lean on why does fucking Twitter got to rewrite the law regardless of how your reps lean
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theres a shocking amount of years between 2019 and 2024
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