#scp 048

[05-council-unofficial]

guess how many 048's I've stolen

guess.

(I'm sending these whenever I get an idea so yeah I might as well send a different ask everyday sometimes so sry if it's annoying.)

It's not annoying! Trust me, we love asks!!

Anyway, I guess you have stolen 0 048s, as they typically die or get lost.

[agnol117]

Series I, Part IX

SCP-045 - Atmospheric Converter

I don’t know how to feel about this one. I might actually be too dumb for it, because I read it twice and still only sort of get it. I think it could theoretically ruin the world by converting parts of the atmosphere into water and table salt, but I don’t have enough of a grasp on chemistry to fully understand how severe of a threat it actually is.

5/10

SCP-046 - “Predatory” Holly Bush

This one’s pretty cool. I like both versions of the document. The idea that it tricks people into coming to it is pretty neat, and the idea that there’s some debate about whether or not it’s predatory is actually pretty funny. All told, I just find this one to be fun.

7/10

SCP-047 - Microbial Mutagen

I think this one is neat. I especially like that it doesn’t actually affect humans, but rather works on viruses and the like, and can potentially make them more deadly. It’s good.

7/10

SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number

Okay so this one is very funny, but I’m honestly unsure of how to rate it. The problem is, like 036, it’s not really an SCP? It’s more of a meta joke about SCPs? I dunno.

-/10

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

049 my beloved

I really like this one. Partially because I love the plague doctor aesthetic (I have several plush plague doctors), partially because I love like, pre-modern medical horror (like Bloodborne and Pathologic). But also because the whole vibe here is great. 049 isn’t trying to be actively malicious (maybe it is in some of the tales, but again, I’m not counting those for this project). It’s just a perfect example of what TV Tropes calls blue and orange morality. It is aware of a Pestilence that only it can sense (or it thinks it’s aware of this pestilence, it’s unclear), and it’s trying to save the world from it. The fact that it can’t properly explain the Pestilence, or that the Pestilence may not even exist, isn’t really it’s fault.

10/10

SCP-050 - To The Cleverest

The vibe I get from this one is like, a fairy. You hold onto it, and if you’re nice to it, it does nice things to you, like clean your office. If you do mean things, like abandon it or try to destroy it, it tries to destroy you. It’s cool.

8/10

[riddlrz]

JOEY

[cheezybiscuits]

Alright it's time for the SCP crossover stuck in my head ever since I finished this show.

Anderson Robotics holds the monopoly on robots in this one. And the foundation were the ones in charge of experiments to make the patch, with facilities on every exoplanet humanity settled. They even made special security drones just for the foundation to use.

Also when solver infected drones first appeared, the foundation assumed it was a slip-up between the anomalous and non-anomalous robots, since the company has its beginnings with magical robots. After the company cleared it up with foundation, they began a somewhat low-priority investigation.

At first the hypothesis was that the solver's anomalous properties were Mechanite in origin, and after they discovered its biomechanical nature, maybe it was Sarkic in origin. It was also suggested that this anomaly was a rare combination of magic from both rival religions. Others suggested it was [REDACTED].

Then the solver got to its second and third phases and it all went rapidly downhill.

Further info below in the fashion of SCP documents+art.

                                      Status Update: Personnel Demographics

               D-Class:          73% drone   25.5%human     1% Thaumiel Class SCP    0.5% Anomalous drone

  Security:       50% drone     40% human    6.5%Thaumiel Class SCP   3.5%Anomalous drone

Tactical Response:  34% drone       65% human    4.8%Thaumiel Class SCP   0.2%Anomalous drone

            Field Agent:  88% human     9% Thaumiel Class SCP      1% anomalous drone

Mobile Task Force:  90% human    9.5% Thaumiel class SCP     0.5% anomalous drone

Notes: The agreement between the Foundation and Anderson Robotics has eliminated any chances of another D-class shortage. Despite the approval from the ethics committee, there are growing concerns about the possibility of drones “waking up” and achieving sentience. This has been a concern since Anderson Robotics released their first non-anomalous worker robot to the public, but sentient or not, the foundation requires sacrifice to learn more about SCPs, especially world ending varieties.

Test subject requests, 002:

Stereo system [APPROVED][DENIED]  Kitty eared headphones [APPROVED] Digital copies of albums from the bands: "Babymetal"   "Linkin Park" "Sabaton" "Korn" "Ghost" [APPROVED] Digital copy of a library of video manuals on various martial arts styles [DENIED]   Art supplies [APPROVED]  A "Sword and rematch with SCP-076-2  while kickass metal music plays in the background" [DENIED] Visitation for SCP 079 [SUPER DENIED]      

048:

Digital library of arcade games from the 1970s-1980s [APPROVED] Digital archive of Russian and Soviet tanks + blueprints [DENIED] translation: "Make [test subject 002] keep it the fuck down over there" [SURE]

    Note: MK Excorcist test subject 002: Test subject’s requests for visitation with keter class SCPs has increased in frequency. Subject has grown more hostile, attempting more containment breaches, and violent altercations with security personnel. Test subject continues to regain knowledge of these SCPs despite deletion of memory files. It is recommended to keep it occupied with media such as anime and video games. Suggestion to only allow anime that requires hundreds of episodes to finish, such as “One Piece” and “Jo-Jo’s Bizarre Adventure” Pending.

Addendum 468395-17:

If you are reading this, you are either an 05 council member, A high-clearance survivor, and reading this from the moon, or one of few clones for the personnel shortage after the core collapse.  A few years after this event, we lost contact with exoplanets one after another. We did the math and the time lines up with how long it takes for a ship to get to those planets. There’s not really anything we can do about that while there’s a fucking hole in the earth, but you’re probably aware we’ve prepared for worse. For now humanity will lay low and look for an opportunity to terminate the Solver with sunlight or other means. Of course, the damn thing is aware of this and has thick clouds block the sun as part of its third phase. Not to mention it can just absorb that light by spawning black holes. We’ll be laying low for a while.    

   Addendum 468395-18:

On [    ]/[  ]/[     ], the singularity ceased all activity for twenty seconds. Investigators noted the illumination on the tendrils “flicked off”. After twenty seconds the singularity returned to its normal behavior for 9 minutes and 23 seconds, after which the singularity proceeded to [REDACTED] before permanently ceasing activity. The foundation was able to begin the planet’s recovery process in a few months. SCP 2000 got to work with the cloning process, but with the state of the planet there’s no chance to restore earth to its original condition pre-core collapse. Right now all we care about is coming back from the brink.

               After activation of SCP 2000, attempts at contact with the exoplanets will commence. As a host for the transfer of several Keter-class SCPs, and the last known location of the latest host of SCP 468395, contact with Copper 9 is a priority.

[justdreamsandmusic]

''49’x20’ all cleftv facing house plan''

Dr. Alto Clef's Personnel File & SCP 166 inspired. SCP 0166, 001, 017, 033, 048, 055, 073, 076, 105, 106, 140, 144, 148, 169, 173, 182, 184, 231, 239, 336, 343, 370, 397, 407, 416, 423, 439, 469, 478, 529, 557, 571, 575, 579, 581 (Eponnai), 582, 595, 597, 598, 600, 603, 604, 606, 614, 616, 631, 633, 646, 655, 658, 659, 660, 666, 668, 669, 671, 678, 682, 686, 688, 700, 701, 703, 705, 709, 710, 712, 722, 732, 734, 738, 748, 750, 752, 757, 762, 763, 789, 795, 835, 993, 1000, 1050, 1609, 1795, 2000, 2003, 2317, 3000, 4000, 4166, 4231 all in mind, etc

[plaugeartist135]

Are you an scp fan I mean are you in scp fandom?

not actually I do scp foundation for 6 years straight well the thing is Im actually a A plaugecore person means I'm basically in plauge doctor fandom so when I first saw scp 049 I did like him but I did know the scp thing but I know soon when I post scp 049 art on my Old YT channel and slowly understand about scp foundation I'm not that much interested in it actually but I like scp 035 NOT A FANGIRL yes I kinda like the style yes I like scp 048 and scp 035 ships but my one is quite different and brutal that's all! And I'm basically like scp 049 and scp 035

[sugersnow]

making a meme for every scp every day, day "048"

[securelycontainednebula]

it has been a hot minute since i updated this blog huh

anyway! i have started working on a 049/OC called The Dance of Decay & Dreams! It’s more or less me playing around in the sandbox and being way too indulgent with my own headcanons/ocs.

oh, and if you recognize the oc, i changed their number from 167 to 048 for story reasons! <3 

i am probably going to post the rest of the cast as i finally start drawing them but don’t get too excited because i’m going to be writing plus participating in art fight

[at7artblog]

SCP-048 (The Cursed SCP Number)

[reprobush]

[phinnsyreads]

Item #: SCP-048

Object Class: None (see description)

Special Containment Procedures: The designation SCP-048 is to be retired from the SCP catalog. No future SCP objects are to be assigned this number.

Description: SCP-048 has long been considered the "cursed SCP number" by SCP staff: any items given this designation tend to be destroyed, decommissioned, stolen, or otherwise lost to the Foundation, usually through no fault of any individual person. In addition, personnel assigned to SCP-048 in its various incarnations have had a 50% higher rate of turnover due to death, dismemberment, and disciplinary action.

Whether or not the number 048 actually has any supernatural qualities is unknown, but given the superstition around this number, the designation has been removed from the catalog in order to help maintain employee morale.

Addendum 1: This is ridiculous. I'll prove to you superstitious bastards that you're all just being pussies. The restriction on SCP-048 is now removed and assigned to [DATA EXPUNGED]. ---Dr. Cortez.

Addendum 2: SCP-048, was accidentally thrown into the trash this morning and lost. In an unrelated incident, Dr. Cortez's arms were accidentally traumatically amputated in a horrific lunchroom blender accident. SCP-048 closed. ---O5-11

Addendum 3: SCP-048 has been once again removed from the archives, after it became highly apparent that no such "Vampyre Boat" had ever existed, much less come under Foundation control. It's currently believed that this error occurred when a low-level researcher attempted to save his "awesome story idea" to his hard drive and instead overwrote the blank slot reserved for SCP-048. Said researcher has been removed from any and all archival duties for the time being. ---O5-11

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[zal-cryptid]

[picket-furret-modblog]

I'm genuinely surprised this idea for a  Project Isorropía entry was never even considered:

SCP Designation: SCP-2439 - An empty slot nobody uses, no one knows why

SCP Designation: SCP-048 - An empty slot nobody uses, everyone knows why

Containment Method: "Okay, so I was grouping these two slots together for database convenience, and right when I did, a Chaos Insurgency raid occurred within the D-Class Compound where they blasted through a wall where that slime lamp was and killed a specific selection of them before leaving, anyone knows what the deal behind that was?" - Guest Researcher Fred

[homiecid3]

More SCP doodles: 049 and 035

[anonauthorsworkshop]

You know scp have like these tale of them. So I was thinking that if mc have this big book of scp tale even the most weird one. And when Mc fell like bulling the foundation, mc would pull the book out and start reading a scp tale, a doctor tale, a world ending scenario, or the most weird and wtf tale mc could recall. I like to think that over time, the book get more correct and become a Anomalous Item.

The foundation have learns that.

Mc will bring up take in convention and testing as a way to not talk about something

Dr. Bright is not allow to ask mc to tell him a story

Mc will pull the tale book from nowhere as it have become a anomalous.

Mc will not explained Boiled, Scrambled and Fried to anyone, Mc will not read the tale again, and MC WILL NOT READ IT SCP 048, stop asking about it Dr. Clef and bright.

More mc tell a tale, the more anomalous the book become

Mc can and will use at a weapons and it could and have knock out scp 682.

Mc eyes glowed when reading the tale because it add to the creepy vide.

Mc have use the tale as a way to bully other scp mostly scp 682.

Mc have use the tale to calm down scp.

Imagine MC reading a children's tale to 053

[soliusss]

Trend i like with SCPs is when interconnected SCP articals have similar numbers, alot of Sarkic stuff having "048" in any order after the first digit what springs to mind

yeah I noticed that when I was putting them on the list theressss ALOT of 48s. authors sometimes pick a number pattern and stick with it for their articles. 2264 and 6624 is another example lol