#scoville

[morallyinept]

🔥 All my Pedro Character stories are rated with my Scoville Smut Ratings™️, inspired by the Hot Ones* interview with Pedro Pascal, and some of his memorable quotes:

🌶 - "Don't hurt me, cadejo." 

Scoville Level 15,000. The Donis Cadejo Hot Sauce. (Buy the sauce here) The story contains mildly spicy smut. Tingles left on your tongue.

🌶🌶 - "It's the emergence, of." 

Scoville Level 39,000. Brooklyn Dehli Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce. (Buy the sauce here) The story contains very spicy smut. Get ready to bite into someone’s flesh, lots of nervous murmuring. 

🌶🌶🌶 - "You tell me I'm doing well, and then, you try to kill me."

Scoville Level 135,600. Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity Hot Sauce. (Buy the sauce here, if you dare!) 🥵 Ay Chiwawa! The story contains fiery spicy smut. Better drink some milk. Even if you fucking hate milk.

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Most, if not all, of my writing content is NSFW & STRICTLY OVER 18'S ONLY 🔞

MINORS DNI. YOU are solely responsible for the content you consume online. ☝🏻Don’t come at me, you’ve been plenty warned. 

⚠️ If I write about a specific topic/kink/trope/dark category, it doesn't necessarily mean I am into it/agree with it myself IRL. It's possible, when writing, to explore all genres and subjects.

I write for E V E R Y O N E. Because fanfics are for E V E R Y O N E. 🖤 Everyone's sexual tastes/kinks/preferences/attractions are individual to them. Please remain respectful.

I don't write for Pedro - only his characters. I write mostly for F!Reader, but will also include GN!Reader & M!Reader. My own OFC's will feature at some point.

I will never write Y/N.

If you read something I've written that you don't like, or are just not into, that's absolutely fine. Please just quietly move on. No need to be a dick. There is plenty of that here already. 🥲🍆

ℹ️ I tag all my stories clearly with appropriate warnings & triggers, so you know what you're getting into and can decide if it's for you.

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🎞 Watch the full Hot Ones interview with lovely Pedro here.

*Not sponsored by, or affiliated with, Hot Ones. T’is purely inspirational. 

I make absolutely no money if you buy the sauces through the links I’ve provided either. Scout's honour.

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[squidswithsocks]

i should post on here more

anyways take this capsaicin design i cooked up. i found it funny that devsis decided to go with the literal chemical itself rather than a member of the capsicum pepper family (the only plants that produce the compound) so i wanted to use that as a motif throughout his design because i am. so normal about organic chemistry

i'll expand on how i think the scoville system works a bit later but uhhh yeah hope you enjoy him 👍

[thirsty4villains]

Loki's Adventures on Midgard

Part 2: Scoville

Rated: G

Tags: silliness, humor, food

Word count: 431

Summary: Asgard doesn't have a lot of spicy food. Here's Loki trying food with some spice for the first time.

Read below, on AO3, or Wattpad. And you can also support me on Patreon! :)

“We’re out of popcorn,” you said, rummaging through the pantry. “We have chips and salsa though.”

It was a stormy night and you and Loki were going to cuddle up and watch a movie. You’d shown him a handful of them here during his time on Earth. Tonight, you picked one of your favorite comedy films. The last one you showed him was a dud, he watched it with a stony face the entire time so you were really hoping that this one would get some chuckles out of him.

“I haven’t tried that snack yet, but sure,” Loki replied from the couch.

“Just be careful, the salsa’s a bit spicy.”

“I’m sure it’ll be fine,” he said.

A minute later, you approached the couch with a bowl of chips and salsa and offered it to him. Loki took a tortilla chip and scooped some salsa onto it. With his mouth half-full, he spoke.

“By the gods that is spicy.” A few seconds later and the spice really kicked in. “What did you put in this?”

“I didn’t put anything in it, it came like that,” you gestured. “It’s just a jar of salsa you get from the store.”

He continued to eat more chips, his eyes watering as he did so. “This is fantastic, but…” Loki conjured some water to drink.

You laughed at Loki’s intrigue and his suffering taste buds. “I thought you said you had spicy food on Asgard.”

“We do. Often my mother would make stews for us as children that were spicy.”

“What was in those stews? Pepper?”

Loki nodded, taking another drink of water. 

“Anything else?” you said.

He shook his head. “No, that was about it.”

“Oh my god, Loki, you’re so white,” you laughed. “Remind me, what kind of foods did you have on Asgard again?”

“Bread and grains, meats, fish, vegetables, fruit and nuts, and plenty of cakes.”

“Were the meats seasoned?”

Loki looked at you with offense. “Of course they were seasoned. We had the best chefs in Asgard serving us. We had diplomatic visitors from other realms who raved over the meals we served them.”

“They just weren’t spicy.”

“Apparently not.”

Despite his suffering, he took a few more chips. “This is phenomenally tasty. I had no idea food could be this spicy.”

“Oh man, Loki, I gotta take you out for some authentic spicy food some time, then. You’re gonna love it.”

With his mouth half-full again, he nodded. After swallowing his food he said, “Please do. Clearly I have been missing out.”

He took another swig of water.

[nothisisalex]

The 2022 Paqui One Chip Challenge is no joke. The Carolina Reaper pepper and Scorpion pepper spare no one. 💀🦂

Full Vid

[spoopytism]

I really enjoy hot sauce and spicy food, so I made a youtube channel where I awkwardly review really hot sauces. If you’d check it out I would appreciate it. I plan to regularly upload!

[growlegion]

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[theramenrater]

The hottest of the hot!

[thegayshroom]

Shu Yamino more like SHU Yamino

[thaibypow]

Comment mesure-t-on la puissance d'un piment ?

Le Sommaire Apprends comment les scientifiques mesurent les niveaux de puissance des piments et des sauces fortes grâce à l’échelle de Scoville et aux techniques modernes. La capsaïcine étant la substance produisant la puissance que l’on trouve dans les piments, il est tout à fait naturel de mesurer la puissance des piments en mesurant la quantité de capsaïcine à l’intérieur du piment. Mais…

[2t2r]

le Aji Charapita le piment le plus cher du monde

Nouvel article publié sur https://www.2tout2rien.fr/le-aji-charapita-le-piment-le-plus-cher-du-monde/

le Aji Charapita le piment le plus cher du monde

[lucyfishwife]

I will tell you what’s nice, it’s finding that that notification you got was NOT in fact yet another pornbot to report and block

also this is nice what with the Pedro Pascal hot sauce combo as I am a vocal advocate for both (i knowwww it’s not new but i am hungry and now want wings and hot sauce)

[aradxan]

The day Nancy discovered the "Dorset Naga" by Neil. Moralee The Dorset Naga is one of the hottest peppers in the world with a Scoville of 1,000,000 to 1,598,227. It is originally from Dorset in the UK. Dorset Naga - Episode 20: Checking out Chillies with ChilliChump www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJk5ChyONUo Candid street shot, Watchet, Somerset, UK. https://flic.kr/p/2ogKoBy

[chrishangry]

I learned today that in 2012, Shin Ramyun reduced their spice level by half, so if you've been eating it since childhood like me, and noticed that it's not as spicy, it's not just your imagination.

[growlegion]

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[theramenrater]

time to watch me eat

[boombooxnet]

El chile X, el másh picante del mundo shegún la eshcala Scoville

El chile X, el másh picante del mundo shegún la eshcala Scoville

El picante esh un recursho impreshcindible en multitud de cocinash del mundo. México, India, Tailandia o Chile utilizan eshta shenshación para dar vida a shush platosh, activar el paladar del comenshal y crear toda una montaña rusha de experienciash. Para medir eshta shenshación tan amada por unosh y rehuida por otrosh, el farmacéutico Wilbush Scoville creó la prueba organoléptica Scoville, másh…