#scout fits this too

[tyrianludaship]

me with my female f/os: 💖ahh i love her🪷 she's so gorgeous 🌈i wish she was real augh💖

me with my male f/os:

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

[homkamiro]

Because Papa will protect you

[phoenixcatch7]

The Wayne doll house

Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.

The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.

It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.

There was nothing there when he went back.

-

The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.

The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.

So civilian it was.

Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.

"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."

"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.

"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."

Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.

"I think.... I would be best for that."

The team stared.

"Batsy?"

Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.

"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."

"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."

"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."

Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.

"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."

Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."

"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"

"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."

For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.

"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."

"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"

"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.

Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.

"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."

-

"Alien?"

"No."

"Reanimated corpse?"

"No."

"Uh... Demon?"

"Hm. No."

"You're not just a meta human, are you?"

"No."

"Vampire?"

"No."

"Robot??"

"No."

"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"

"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.

"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."

"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."

Flash groaned again.

-

Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!

'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.

So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.

With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.

"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."

The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.

He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.

The click of the door jerked his head up.

Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.

Flash screamed.

Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing

[tyrianluda]

the tf2 fandom @ scout:

[technicalgator]

[astral-schools]

enjoy your stay!

[trypo-p]

I saw this tumblr post going around about comic book colouring and yellowing, and I thought I might as well try something new.

[inky-here]

assigning each of the mercs a the front bottoms song because I'm insane about the front bottoms and also i sat through a 20 hour bus ride with nothing better to do

sniper - skeleton

demo - hooped earrings

heavy - be nice to me

spy - camouflage

scout - father

pyro - tie dye dragon

engie - outlook

medic - swear to god the devil made me do it

soldier - fairbanks, alaska

this is my personal interpretation, please do keep in mind that english is not my first language, therefore I might've missed some hidden meanings:)

(three more are in reblogs because i hit the audio limit for a post lol)

feel free to add more!

[riiye02]

the decisions that koffin observes... youtube videos under the cut...

Shayy - TS!Underswap - Full Playthrough (Pacifist)

Teach Tale - TS!UNDERSWAP Pacifist Gameplay (No commentary)

(blank name) - TS!UNDERSWAP DEMO V2.0 *PACIFIST* FULL PLAYTHROUGH (FAN-GAME) [ No Commentary | Secrets | Quests ]

Phisnom - TS!UNDERSWAP FOR CHARITY! | 🍉 Pacifism for Palestine 🍉

Merg - Showdown Against Blue Sans… TS!Underswap Ending

Andrew Cunningham - TS!Underswap blind playthrough [2] - The Part Where Sans Kills You?

TheStoryPainterLIVE - VOICE ACTORS Play TS!UNDERSWAP! (Part 4)

Cosbat VODS - the ts!underswap supercut (it's long)

Chiken - TS!Underswap Pacifist: The Movie

(the reason there's a question mark in the Crossbones column is because it was cut out of the video, both the action itself and it being referred to in koffin's fight)

OddityJimbo - TS!Underswap V2 Bosses (Pacifist)

TropicalPunch - TS!Underswap: Pacifist - Episode 3

CiblesGD - TS!Underswap Demo 2 - Full Pacifist Route

CiblesGD - TS!Underswap, but it's a Developer Commentary…

Drama Josh - PLAYING TS!UNDERSWAP DEMO 2 (With Friends!)

EeveeGaming - TS!UNDERSWAP - Pacifist Bosses No hit

AcethePixel - TS!Underswap: Demo V2! (Pacifist Run, No Commentary)

Vikt3211 - playing ts!underswap because everyone else are #7

Zemete - TS!UNDERSWAP Demo v2.0 Walkthrough Pacifist Route Full Game - No commentary

pixel - TS!UnderSwap Compassion Route | Full Playthrough (Pacifist)

[smuby]

i dunno if this is post worthy but erm. turned my tf2 mains into ocs for the goofs

[sproutandroid]

New ipad case means stickeeeersss

Mushi-shi sticker was made by me, Phos by vespervines (Maren) and the cat one by Plastiboo :3

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

despite it all, I remain an Iridikron = Zorix truther.

[none-tadashi-left-hiro]

hi what is wrong with me

[meteorologears]

The Spy Parentage Conundrum In My Genderbend Fics, a meta:

In TF2 canon, Spy is (implied to be) the biological father of Scout. So where does that leave these characters in the genderbend world, when I write them? I started thinking about it and immediately concluded that I couldn't imagine Spy ever physically having a kid. Instead, I approached it like this in the fics: I imagined first that Spy's pa (in this case, it's a full swap) already had the kids, but the bio mother left/something happened. (More under the read-more)

After that, Spy entered the picture. Scout's dad explained to the kids patiently that yes, Spy wasn't their biological mother, but she could be considered their "mom" for all intents and purposes. This is the way the first couple of years go, and Spy realizes pretty quickly that staying in one place with all these kids is boring and sucks. Scout is her least favorite of the bunch. Spy eventually dips.

About two decades later, none of the kids can remember Spy's face, but Scout's dad still mentions her sometimes. At her first day at work, Spy is quick to recognize Scout as the one of that random guy's kids who she liked the least. Even worse, her dislike has continued into Scout's adulthood.

The dynamic this eventually provides is Spy reluctantly watching out for Scout, although she doesn't really care much what happens to her outside of like, life-or-death-no-Respawn things. Scout, to her credit, just finds Spy rather annoying, not dissimilar to the game canon. She never makes the connection that Spy was the person she was told was her "mom", and so treats her more like an annoying coworker than anything else.

[ryuseitai]

pretty funny to me that theyve let chiaki be an animal two times ever and it was a deer and a hamster. in all nine years of ensemnble stars. and both 3* cards

[ousamaduo]

Thinking here that September is gonna be Hell for me in Engstars lol

- Fragrance event

- Second part of Secret Swan with Kohakun 5*

- Very likely the Newdi 5th anni lims too

I don't know if my dias can handle it 🥲