#scout bars

[kitschky]

if i got a single office music dance experience my suffering at work would all be worth it !! (everyone go watch severance now, for me, your comrade)

[stimpry]

[oldaccount-cheese-n-crackerjacks]

Tf2 content idea. All the main couples think they’re so sneaky keeping their relationships secret until they all see each other at the same gay bar (each one of them thought this was like their secret place)

Scout’s their with Sniper thinking “none of the other guys would get this” but then he sees Spy and it’s like

Stupid Teufort, with only one gay bar for miles…

[echoes-of-courage]

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The first two panels are my new favorite reaction image.

[stikiduk]

Emesis Blue AU where instead of Dell’s bar everyone ends up here

[yourspacevirus]

Medic's afraid of the BLU Spy [especially since End of the Line] and Scout doesn't really help with that. He targets his doctor during "assassin training".

In which Heavy's across the base and doesn't take kindly to hearing his Doktor's much-too-dramatic distress.

[thepromisedbride]

watching severance like yeah maybe this time will be different. this time it’s going to work for them. this time it will have a happy ending.

[thegrinningghost]

random-ass idea, but I saw art of Soundwave in a trench coat and with a hat, so now I gotta ask:

Transformers x Carmen Sandiego?

[pzyii]

First scene of severance season 2 is Helly saying "I was outside and I realised I am GAY, sorry mark ;)" and Mark says "That's okay I have a wife, except she's dead except she's NOT because she's Ms. Casey!" And then as everyone processes that Helly adds "Also I'm an Eagan."

[gingerale13]

MORE pen doodles -- bar edition

Scout on the right drawn by @ivvyzzspark

[the-squidward-in-question]

“Bonjour”

Tried some new techniques then gave up when I got to the rest of the mercs

Imagining Marylin in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” as Spy in the dress is sending me straight to hell

[extravagantliar]

everyone thinks the lighthouse is messy this the lighthouse is messy that, sure we have episodes of desperate veilwives to catch up on but something about shouting problems in a rotunda is just so funny.

[gooopy]

I get what everyones saying when they say engineer cooks for everyone but can i propose: engineer has a fucked up little rube goldberg ass machine that makes perfect breakfast every morning. And he spent months making it and the first few tries kept throwing half-cooked pancakes directly into scouts face. Do you guys see my vision

[icewindandboringhorror]

It's always interesting to hear about people's weird/unexpected "alternate life paths". Like, something that you could have done with your life, a job you almost took, a school you almost went to, etc - that was still actually realistic enough that it could have happened, but NOW it seems to not suit your current personality.

Like for example, I currently hate advertising (how manipulative it is, brands trying to be 'relatable', social media amplifying it to an obnoxious extreme, etc.) so much that even seeing a little ad before a youtube video is grating to even witness, but there was a point in time where I was genuinely seriously considering going into marketing/making commercials as a career lol. Or like, I have a relative who was very inclined to be a pastor when they were younger, even though today they're a super strong atheist, etc. etc.

[mavisgarygotsober]

I took a six hour nap. My back is still on fire. I just put on more bengay, ate a protein bar and a frozen dinner. Now I’m going back to sleep

[froggierboy]

my mom has more than once said "if i had it to do over again i'd have put you on puberty blockers" and i have to be like mom. i love you. i appreciate the sentiment. but i was well into puberty before i even knew what "transgender" was