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#tf2#scout tf2#sniper tf2#speedingbullet#speeding bullet#i can never chose with the space or without#sniperscout#BARS#art posting
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Scout and his Ma :]
#scout definitely got his cockiness and stupidity from his ma#i mean obviously but also i feel like scouts Ma is/was a cocky hot headed know-it-all but only when it comes to street smart typa stuff#she knows how to throw a mean right hook and can out-drink half the guys at the bar but put a book in front of her and its like the world i#of course having 7 kids made her more level headed yknow wanting to keep them from going to jail for the rest of their life and such#anyhoo thats it sorry for the rambling i just like scouts ma a lot and really wish she had more character depth#art#digital art#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress two#tf2 scout#tf2 scouts mom#scouts ma#discounts art
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Medic's afraid of the BLU Spy [especially since End of the Line] and Scout doesn't really help with that. He targets his doctor during "assassin training".
In which Heavy's across the base and doesn't take kindly to hearing his Doktor's much-too-dramatic distress.
#tf2 fanart#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#does this site still work like it used to?#it's been a while#like 6 years#i'm seeing all of the old tags in my history bar and it's kind of crazy
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Emesis Blue AU where instead of Dell’s bar everyone ends up here
#tf2#team fortress 2#emesis blue#I like to imagine that everyone who dies in that movie just gets to stay in that bar forever#this is totally real and not just me being in denial because I wanna see medic and scout happy DEFINATLEY NOT
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MORE pen doodles -- bar edition
Scout on the right drawn by @ivvyzzspark
#tf2#tf2 sniper#doodles#tf2 scout#ale13art#traditional art#swordvan#if you squint#alcohol#drinking#tf2 miss pauling#blu scout#bonk punch#team fortress 2#I drew this while at a bar and the live music was so banger you have no idea
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tf2 ocs as darkest dungeon heroes because ermmm idk
#my art#do i even tag the game#darkest dungeon#original character#ill just explain who is what here…#red soldier skully = bounty hunter#red spy ike = graverobber#blu spy mike = highwayman#their colours got reversed !#blu sniper baby = muskateer#blu heavy bars = man at arms#red scout sticks = jester#red medic twix = occultist
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“Bonjour”
Tried some new techniques then gave up when I got to the rest of the mercs
Imagining Marylin in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” as Spy in the dress is sending me straight to hell
#tf2#tf2 spy#spy tf2#spy dress#tf2 art#serving#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#tf2 demoman#my art#heavy and medic saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe#scout is realizing one of his coworkers is gonna bang his dad now too#bro is definitely wearing a corset look at those curves
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I get what everyones saying when they say engineer cooks for everyone but can i propose: engineer has a fucked up little rube goldberg ass machine that makes perfect breakfast every morning. And he spent months making it and the first few tries kept throwing half-cooked pancakes directly into scouts face. Do you guys see my vision
#tf2#team fortress two#team fortress 2#engineer#engineer tf2#also is the 'engineer cooks for people' a common fanon thing (still awesome) or somewhere in canon?#also. after scout gets pancake batter in his sinuses for the third time he tries to dodge#and hits it with his bat. batter up.#anyways shakes the bars of my cage do you understand
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scout and eminem are the same guy
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I know Sky is out being the most straight-laced-looking Hooligan Youth he can be...
But he just looks so adorable and happy
#sky#love in the air#lita#let's be real he looks like he is sitting at a bar drinking apple juice just to look edgy#adorable little boy scout#put some guyliner on him or something lmaoo
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It's always interesting to hear about people's weird/unexpected "alternate life paths". Like, something that you could have done with your life, a job you almost took, a school you almost went to, etc - that was still actually realistic enough that it could have happened, but NOW it seems to not suit your current personality.
Like for example, I currently hate advertising (how manipulative it is, brands trying to be 'relatable', social media amplifying it to an obnoxious extreme, etc.) so much that even seeing a little ad before a youtube video is grating to even witness, but there was a point in time where I was genuinely seriously considering going into marketing/making commercials as a career lol. Or like, I have a relative who was very inclined to be a pastor when they were younger, even though today they're a super strong atheist, etc. etc.
#BECAUSE I knew I really liked filming and editing things and doing set design and costume design (from having done little bits of that#here and there in media classes and my own stuff - i used to be a lot more into making videos than I am now). BUT I was always thinking#that a movie is WAAY to big and long. even a short film. So I was trying to think of ways I could still like#have the fun of scouting locations to film and dressing up actors and etc. etc. without it having to be a Huge Million Dollar Production#on tv show or movie level. SO then I was thinking about like... just doing commercials. Or music videos. Like shorter things where I still#get the fun of the filming and everything but it's less of an intensive long term project.#So there is an alternate version of me (I suppose if i somehow did not end up having physical and mental health issues#as badly somehow.. or like.. randomly came into wealth and was able to pay my way through a nice college despite missing#days constantly being out because I'm sick or something lol) that works in some corporate advertising office coming up with commercials#and directing or filming them or doing the sets for them or something in that general vicinity.#I also was considering being a corporate psychologist. or whatever its called.. oh from google:#''Industrial and organizational (I/O) psychologists study and assess individual group and organization dynamics in the workplace''#I don't think I even knew what the job entailed. I was at the time just thinking like.. the type of person that comes into a business offic#and gives everyone personality assessments or does MBTI or big-5 testing crap for whatever reason that some businesses get that#done for people. Really i just wanted to be in a Corporate Big Office setting yet still do psychology. Because I used to be really fixated#on living in a big city. Like the ideas of everything being walkable. picking up a coffee in the morning. walking to my job in a Big#Skyscraper Building. people watching in a huge hotel lobby for lunch. flying frequently (I love airplanes and airports aesthetically).#living in an apartment with a giant window overlooking the city. etc. etc. BUT that was before i had really BEEN to a city. Then I actually#hung around a city a few times and went places and I was like... AUGh... The Sensory Overwhelm.. cars people lights loudness noise scary#everything happening all at once. etc. etc. (though even when I wanted to live in a city i NEVER strove for the Night Life. when i say I#enjoy city imagery I mean like... in the day time. Many people who like cities talk about The Night Life and post pictures of cities all#lit up at night and clubs and dancing and restaurants. none of that EVER appealed to me. perhaps a sign I am not a real city person. Like#I am NOT standing in a crowded bar full of loud people in the middle of the night lol.. get AWAY from me!!) but I do adore the#architecture of like bright white clean sterile modern spaces like huge airport lobbies or malls or etc. I think thats what reminded me of#city and what I liked about the idea of that life. Like I always LOVED the layout of schools and hospitals and trainstations and public#transport in general. Though even then I knew enough that I would not be a good architect/city planner. so I guess my adoration for those#spaces was merely to be channeled into LIVING there. but then I realized I didn't even really want to do that that much. I mean I still#definitely aim to live NEAR a city. like the little areas outside of it. I would never live in a rural place 4 hours from anything. I liter#ally just COULDNT since I need close access to hospitals sometimes lol. But I used to want to live in the CENTER of citites like high rise#condo. and now I'm like.... eh....... perhaps a smaller quieter walkable space nearby lol.. ANYWAY.. alternate me in my Business Suit eheh
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i fr need some sort of (probably queer) friend into world of warcraft so that the person i directly talk to about it isnt my brother. cause on my life his opinions suck and his gameplay kills me a little inside
#my post#world of warcraft#my brother is obsessed with basically just running dungeons and raids and the fighting parts of the game#so much so that everytime he sees my screen he wont shut the fuck up about me changing everything#about my characters specializations and my action bars and blah blah and its like#holy fuck man take a hint. i dont want to change anything because im doing just fine how i am thanks#also he just calls everything trash except for like. death knights and demon hunters. which is such a cold take like#thats the one thing that ive seen everyone loves is those 2 things lol#i love the exploration and the worldbuilding and the cool looking races and just. augh#i mean he even told me the other day something about like. scouting maps that just uncover all the maps for me and its like#wheres the fun in that. i mean i think he was talking about if i ever got around to classic but consider: WHERES THE FUN IN THAT#dude the ENTIRE reason i want to play classic is to see how drastically different that the map is before cataclysm. entirely the exploration#ive talked a lot i just have so many thoughts and my brother is a professional irritater to say the least.#btw theres nothing wrong with liking to run the dungeons and raids like theyre a major part of the game for a reason#but thats ALL he does and he acts like its the only acceptable way to play the game. he cant stand how i play the game at all#even earlier he was asking why one of my level 70s that i was playing on was still 70#since i have the new expansion and could easily level her to 80. my answer? i was doing whatever i wanted (collecting hunter pets)#(he didnt need to know the pets part)
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"you should be at the club" GIRL I AM TRYING SO HARD TO BE AT THE CLUB YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
#the universe does not want me to go to the gay bar its crazy#tried to go to a gay bar the first time in high school butstoner friends arranged drug deal carbroke down at cookout parking lot no gay bar#tried to go to gay bar in college found out it's closing down temporarily as it scouts new location#tried to go to another gay bar in college and found out they just changed the age they let in to 21+#can't even go to a dyke bar bc the closest one is at least 5 hours away#biting at the bars of my cage#cricket.chatterbox
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warmup doodle!
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I love this, and in general I'm loving the casual inclusion of lgbt+ stuff, treated like the normal thing it is.
#murder by numbers#this game is far from perfect tbh#but they're nailing it with the inclusion#also having to investigate a crime to a gay bar owned by a drag queen is AMAZING#SCOUT asking if he could take home a pride flag because 'it's colorful and it would look nice in the apartment' is SO PRECIOUS#bless that funky little robot
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i think having TF2 as a special interest really early in my childhood influenced so many things about myself and my identity.... my gender is big men my sexuality is big men and my sense of humour is big men. i even named myself after the "very tiny and scrawny but still big" big man and i think about all the big men in TF2 on a semi daily basis,,,,,, anyway yeah i like the men in TF2 :)
#tf2#this post is nigh incomprehensible#this is the true effects of autism...... having such a big special interest that it literally influences half of your entire sense of self#i think this is why i feel gender euphoria playing crusty old source games#like i literally feel so connected to TF2 it's crazy#i'm currently listening to a TF2 YTPMV and have it in the corner of my screen and my brain is just going ''ahh... the song of my people''#i look at scout tf2 and i go ''he is just like me!!!''#man's got adhd and likes being an asshole to the other team on the battlefield and if that isn't relatable i don't know what is#i also occasionally play as engineer and i always put my sentries in the most bitchy spots ever#like you're taking a stroll over to the point and you're like ''oop. level 3 sentry that i can't get rid of because the fucker behind it-#-won't stop helicopter parenting it. welp.'' that's my gendar#scout main to engineer main redemption arc to scout main villain arc because my sentries kept exploding pipeline#that made absolutely zero sense.#i usually play on training mode because i'm too shy to play on casual again yet and let me tell you#the amount of times i've yelled at the engineer bots because they just won't build a damn dispenser next to their sentries is insane#like maintaining a sentry would be SO MUCH EASIER if you just built a dispenser nearby. like.#when you play engie you start to not even worry about your health anymore because you're too concerned with your metallic kids to care#it's like ''oh i'm at 2 hp. wow. OH SHIT MY SENTRY GOT HIT ONCE AND LOST A SINGLE BAR OF HP I NEED TO HEAL HIM!!!!! MY SON!!!'#and you never end up dead somehow because dispenser#and when you do die it's like torture looking at the spectating cam and seeing your sentry get shot at and not being there to help it#it's like ''nooo... my son.... please i need to heal my son..... i can't bare to watch''#i should invest in a wrangler.... hmmmm......#anyway this post is... so autism! it's great we love to see it!#autism#i'm very tired yet feel very energised.... i'm having a neurodivergent moment hang on#spy sappin my executive functioning#my brain is literally just 3 scouts and 2 engineers doing do si do with 'erectin a river' blasting really loud at the moment#YIPPEEKIYAHIYAAAAAHYKIYO - my brain when special interest
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