#scout bars

[kitschky]

if i got a single office music dance experience my suffering at work would all be worth it !! (everyone go watch severance now, for me, your comrade)

[stimpry]

[rosie-toast]

MY SHAYLAAAAS 🩷

[echoes-of-courage]

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The first two panels are my new favorite reaction image.

[oldaccount-cheese-n-crackerjacks]

Tf2 content idea. All the main couples think they’re so sneaky keeping their relationships secret until they all see each other at the same gay bar (each one of them thought this was like their secret place)

Scout’s their with Sniper thinking “none of the other guys would get this” but then he sees Spy and it’s like

Stupid Teufort, with only one gay bar for miles…

[stikiduk]

Emesis Blue AU where instead of Dell’s bar everyone ends up here

[yourspacevirus]

Medic's afraid of the BLU Spy [especially since End of the Line] and Scout doesn't really help with that. He targets his doctor during "assassin training".

In which Heavy's across the base and doesn't take kindly to hearing his Doktor's much-too-dramatic distress.

[gemmafuckingscout]

adam scott and jen tullock have an 11 year age gap irl. now i'm not saying they will replicate this in the show but. this could potentially mean a full decade age gap between devon and gemma

[chamnm]

What geek bars would the tf2 mercs have !?!?!?!

Using my extensive knowledge of tf2 and nicotine to bring you this

Spy-

Tobacco flavor

I think this one is discontinued which makes me so sad because I want ittttt :( I don’t think it really needs an explanation it was between this and frozen pina colada but this is funnier

Medic-

Watermelon ice

Girls that have these are fucking freaks and it’s weird because it’s sooooo sweet so I think that matches him very well

Demo-

Cherry bomb

Get it? Bomb? It was between this and Fucking fab or OMB B-pop because of how quirky and liked those are but he seems like a cherry guy

Scout-

Blue razz ice

So fucking basic, and fruity flavors or girly names hurt his pride

Heavy-

Miami mint 🤤🤤🤤🤤

BEST FLAVOR. So yummy I chief this idc if the girl that owns it will beat my ass you have me a MIAMI MINT and expect me not to chief it? Anyways he’s Russian and likes the classics I think :3

Soldier-

WOOOOO 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🍻🍻🍻

He bought the whole stock and won’t huff anything else, HATES Mexican mango for obvious reasons

Pyro-

Tropical rainbow blast!!!

So yummy so sweet so fruity makes me wanna bounce around and giggle

Sniper-

Mexico mango

Tastes like a hot summer day but smells like ass and tbh not a fan of the flavor, but I heard Australia has mangoes so yeah

Engineer-

Meta moon

He seems like a grape lad, and I have this one rn and it 100% makes me wanna saw my arm off, tastes kinda mechanicy idk

Bonus:

Merasmus-

Soooky vanilla

I need this shit so bad I haven’t tried it yet but it sounds sooooo good

[thepromisedbride]

watching severance like yeah maybe this time will be different. this time it’s going to work for them. this time it will have a happy ending.

[thegrinningghost]

random-ass idea, but I saw art of Soundwave in a trench coat and with a hat, so now I gotta ask:

Transformers x Carmen Sandiego?

[pzyii]

First scene of severance season 2 is Helly saying "I was outside and I realised I am GAY, sorry mark ;)" and Mark says "That's okay I have a wife, except she's dead except she's NOT because she's Ms. Casey!" And then as everyone processes that Helly adds "Also I'm an Eagan."

[the-squidward-in-question]

“Bonjour”

Tried some new techniques then gave up when I got to the rest of the mercs

Imagining Marylin in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” as Spy in the dress is sending me straight to hell

[anextravagantliar]

everyone thinks the lighthouse is messy this the lighthouse is messy that, sure we have episodes of desperate veilwives to catch up on but something about shouting problems in a rotunda is just so funny.

[gooopy]

I get what everyones saying when they say engineer cooks for everyone but can i propose: engineer has a fucked up little rube goldberg ass machine that makes perfect breakfast every morning. And he spent months making it and the first few tries kept throwing half-cooked pancakes directly into scouts face. Do you guys see my vision

[icewindandboringhorror]

It's always interesting to hear about people's weird/unexpected "alternate life paths". Like, something that you could have done with your life, a job you almost took, a school you almost went to, etc - that was still actually realistic enough that it could have happened, but NOW it seems to not suit your current personality.

Like for example, I currently hate advertising (how manipulative it is, brands trying to be 'relatable', social media amplifying it to an obnoxious extreme, etc.) so much that even seeing a little ad before a youtube video is grating to even witness, but there was a point in time where I was genuinely seriously considering going into marketing/making commercials as a career lol. Or like, I have a relative who was very inclined to be a pastor when they were younger, even though today they're a super strong atheist, etc. etc.