Wallace Wells (+SCOTT PILGRIM) get a pet!
Part 1
Transcript at the end!
(Sorry it was all jumbled before, its fixed now!)
Brief suggestive Dialogue on this page! You have been warned!
Okay the rest is normal
End of part 1...
The suggestive part is pink!
Wallace walks through the front door holding a cheap plastic tank in his hands
W: Look alive Scotty! I'm home!
S: You sound happy, did you ask out that Dennis guy from work or something?
W: Its a little better than that. I got myself a present... Get off your game, Blink, then come see
Scott loses his game
S: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
W: Well thats that, "Get over here"
S: That impression sucked...
Alright, what was so important that-
A TURTLE!!!!
W: Named him "Wallace Shells" He's my mini me
S: He's the best... Can I-
W: No way in hell
S: Aww what?!
W: I can't even trust you to clean the stove
S: You don't even know what I was gonna say!
W: Were you going to ask to hold him?
S: Not even! (He totally was)
W: In that case you were gonna ask to feed him, which is still a no
S: But what if I-
W: No
Wallace is making spaghetti at the stove Scott was supposed to clean months ago
S: Wally... My buddy... Can I-
W: No. Never call me that again
They're eating the spaghetti now in the living room (or atleast, the closest thing they have to a living room)
S: Can I-
W: No
Wallace is in the shower, Scott walks in
S: Hey since you're in the shower can I-
W: No, and unless you're here to do me any favors, get out
Wallace is at work, Scott calls him on his work phone
S: What if I-
W: No
Wallace is now at home, drinking on the easychair. Scott is crying and begging on his knees
S: WALLACE PLEASE!!!!
W: This is the worst one yet. Just tragic
The page is filled with various "Can I?", even outside of the panels
Scott, Wallace and Other Scott are in bed
W: FINE!! YOU CAN FEED THE DAMN TURTLE!!
S: YES!!
W: Tomorrow
S: Tomorrow?!
W: Tomorrow...shake the bottle twice...don't overfeed him.... (he's sleep talking)
S: You suck!
TOMORROW: Scott wakes up, a text box reads "OBJECTIVE: FEED WALLACE (SHELLS)". Scott marches over to the tank on the bar, only to be shocked when he sees
S: HE'S GONE!!
There's a letter attached to the empty tank, Scott picks it up, skims it briefly, then throws it in the air as he walks away
S: Booring....
The note is in very small, hard to read handwriting, the only prominent words being
"MATTHEW PATEL"
End of Part 1!!
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