#scorfuma baby

[capndragn94]

*Imp playing in Entrapta's hair*

Mermista: I'm just gonna say it. Having your kids LITERALLY in your hair is kinda weird.

*Perfuma with 7 baby scorpions in her hair*

Perfuma: First of all, how dare you?

Entrapta: Second of all, it's very convenient.

Perfuma: And thirdly, ATTACK!

*scorpion babies and Imp jump on Mermista*

Mermista: *screaming*

[sometipsygnostalgic]

When a scorpion mother gives birth most species will ride on the mother's back until they can fend for themselves

So now I'm picturing Scorpia just carrying everyone's baby, she's just got like twenty babies she's transporting

Me: I don't like the idea of shera lovechildren. I think the idea of everyone rushing to get kids is a rather heterocissexist concept.

You: Okay but what if they all rode on Scorpia's back?

Me: ....Give me 15 minutes.

[coderedblood]

So I love She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. It is beautiful, and I adore both how it handles relationships and redemption. No relationship is a perfect fairytale, but a plate of spaghetti; messy but wonderful. And redemption can come to anyone, as long as you’re willing to work for it. And sometimes it takes a lifetime and sometimes you aren’t forgiven, and all of that is okay. (Once Upon A Time also does it in an exemplary fashion with Regina Mills, who may’ve been the blueprint for complicated redemption in modern television.)

Anyway, I love the show, and its relationships, and today I’m doing…

ANGEL’S TOP 5 SHE-RA SHIPS!!

5. Scorfuma (Scorpia x Perfuma)

This ship is so wholesome. It is a huge refresher in SPOP; yes, like I said, the relationships here are worthwhile, but also difficult. Scorfuma is not that ship. It’s a beautiful femme lesbian falling in love at first sight with a magnificent butch lesbian. Another reason I love SPOP is because it subverts character stereotypes; Scorpia is butch as all hell and I wish she were real, because she is soft, sensitive, kind and sweet. Perfuma is assertive, self-confident, speaks her mind and does whatever she thinks is right regardless of what others think. (Although, she’s far from perfect and I don’t like how she treats Entrapta for a lot of the series.) Perfuma sees Scorpia for the wonderfully good person she is, and she falls in love with Scorpia for it. They are similar people, in which they’re both kind and sweet, but they are also noticeably different people. My mom says that a couple cannot be too similar or too different otherwise they won’t work, and Scorfuma is a perfect example of her wisdom.

4. Spinnetossa (Spinnerella x Netossa)

Spinnetossa should be every married couple’s endgame. I am sad that they didn’t get more screentime or lines, because they have the ideal marriage (next to the Addamses from The Addams Family and the Belchers from Bob’s Burgers and every marriage counselor should have these three couples in their waiting rooms as the couples to be like). This is a couple who loves and respects each other, and who are (rightfully, hehe) obsessed with each other. My favorite thing about them is their devotion to each other - as much as they wanna save the universe and magic, they are each other’s primary goal. They want to be together and want to keep each other safe and happy above all else. My favorite moment is where Spinnerella wins their bot-slaying contest and instead of getting annoyed, Netossa happily kisses her wife and calls her “my girl”. MELT LIKE 🧊 BABY!

3. Seamista (Mermista x Sea Hawk)

Oh my. If Spinnetossa are obsessed with each other, then Seamista is the definition of insanity. Sea Hawk is not immune to the flaws of Mermista, he loves her for all she is and celebrates her, singing her praises and building her up even if it just seems like silly simping (need me a person like that). Mermista is not immune to the positives of Sea Hawk even if she doesn’t act like it. She knows him to be a moral, kind, devoted, loving, caring and affectionate man, and shows it accordingly even if it seems to annoy her. (If it really did, you think they’d be a couple? 😉 ) She loves him, and I hate how people say she’s abusive to him. If their genders were flipped, it would be the definition of the gentle girl, brooding boy trope. Mermista has a whole kingdom (a crumbling one as she adds) on her shoulders, it would get to anyone! She appreciates Sea Hawk for sticking by and loving her, and they obviously care about each other very much.

2. Glimbow (Glimmer x Bow)

Glimbow is childhood friends turned romantic partners done RIGHT! Originally, I didn’t see it, but the hints were always there and they weren’t hints. They are legitimately friends but imo every good romantic relationship begins with and maintains friendship as the base. They go through hell together, with the loss of their parents (which Bow finds his and Glimmer finds hers, but for awhile, they’re alone together), an invasion and attack caused by Glimmer, and regaining magic in the universe. This ship shows that apologizing and working towards forgiveness is important part of any relationship. Glimmer will do anything to fix her mistake, and Bow forgives her because he loves her for every part of her, and deep down knows her guilt will always be the price she pays for that mistake. I love this ship for these reasons.

1. Entrapdak (Entrapta x Hordak)

My favorite ship in SPOP and it is above and beyond an ideal relationship for me. Like Glimbow, they were friends before they were lovers, but they wholeheartedly accept each other from the get-go. It isn’t about accepting flaws and positives - Entrapta sees Hordak as beautiful and wonderful because of his imperfections and she adores all of that in him, while Hordak worships Entrapta (oh you know he does) because she is the first person to accept him so readily for who he is. Not as a clone or a tool, as a person. He accepts her autism and immediately knows how brilliant and creative she is. They are constantly on each other’s minds as each other’s best friends, and they fall in love because of their imperfections. Just how they like it.

[blonde-and-cat-suc]

18, 19, and 23 for ask game?

1 8 ) It's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...?

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Uh, I can't say honestly... Last time I said that I don't think anything in this fandom has gone underappreciated or unnoticed, i.e. even the Star Siblings have their own fans who love them dearly. It's just a matter of finding that part of fandom and actively interacting with it, yknow? I could say that those niche parts of fandom are the parts that main fandom sleeps on, but... Maybe having an authentic, concentrated amount of love and appreciation versus an overwhelm of almost hivemind-like "stanning" is where it's at. *shrugs* But that's just me.

. . .

Also... Swift Wind.

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1 9 ) You're mad/ashamed/horrified that you actually like...?

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I... like... it ... when ... they.. break out into... song...

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2 3 ) Ship you've unwilling come around to?

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Actually, it's Scorfuma.

I wrote somewhere one time about my complicated feelings about Perfuma, having been my favorite character in s1 and being gradually knocked down a trillion pegs once the show was over. And that favorite character title being given to Scorpia herself.

Like, I'm still pissy about my flower girl baby being relegated to "local passive aggressive vegan asshole", but. If I close my eyes... and ignore canon... They're a very cute relationship... And I love the vibes. The vibes. Their fanart is so cute...

Apparently, I'm not immune to sapphic propaganda, so... They're still growing on me like fungi as we speak.

[cosmosrebellion]

Adora: Wait, are you leaving?

Hordak: Of course I am. I only agreed to look after Flora for Princess Scorpia and Princess Perfuma while they help Entrapta with her new experiment because they couldn’t find anybody else in time. But now that you’re here, I can go back to Dryl and help them there.

Catra: Sure, that’s cool.

Hordak: Which one of you will prepare the baby food?

Adora: You can leave that to me! I love cooking for Finn! I’ll check what they have and--

Hordak: Flora likes hotcakes made with tofu leftovers, finely chopped carrots, onion, spinach and broccoli. Also, no celery, she hates celery. Understood?!

Adora: Y-Yeah.

Hordak: She’s a fast crawler and likes to explore, so keep an eye on her at all times. She like her fish book and when you make her bunny go “hop, hop”. And if she cries at night just sing to her.

Adora: No way! Let me see if I understood it right, you actually sing?

Hordak: *sighs* Anyway, Flora gets shy, specially when her mothers are out. I’m one of the few people who have been able to hold her without her crying, so if you can’t figure out how to calm her down, just let me-- Oh.

Catra, not paying attention and cooing at Flora while holding her who’s just laughing at her auntie: Oppsie-boo. Oh, sorry. Were you saying something, Hordak?

Hordak: *walks away*

Catra: O-Oh, okay... Bye, Hordak!

Hordak, starts walking back: I forgot to mention! Brush her teeth before bed with the baby tooth brush using only water, no toothpaste! I know she doesn’t have all of her teeth yet, but it is crucial for good oral hygene!

[avese23]

[melting-wings-art]

🌸 Scorfuma Baby! 🌸

[disregardcanon]

au where their scorfuma baby accidentally melts her mom’s love of plants with her aunt entrapta’s love of science and becomes a chaotic agronomist

[juniperrrrrrr]

flower girl scorpion girl in love?

[comic-book-fan-us]

[capndragn94]

*Scorpia just gave birth*

Scorpia: *holding Flora* Oh, my sweet wife. Say hello to your firstborn child.

Perfuma: Oh, you shall be the jewel of our lives.

Entrapta: Aw. Now say hello to your other six children.

Perfuma: My-WHAAA?!

Entrapta: We had quite a discussion about the funniest way to reveal them to you.

[sometipsygnostalgic]

16 for the violence ask game 🔪

Thank you Jagm, I can always count on you to choose violence.

16 - you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

This is a hard one to answer because I absolutely understand why people like most things, at least in the things I enjoy. I consider myself to be very good at analysing what makes media and even fanfic feel good.

The main problem is that my answer deeply ties to every other question on this bloody post!!!!

But with She-ra, this largely ties into romance.

With Entrapdak I don't like the Suave Hordak trope. To me he's not suave at all, I don't like it when he calls Entrapta "Starlight" which is a popular thing people came up with. I prefer a straight up abundance of autism with my Entrapdak. Hordak calls Entrapta "Entrapta." and Entrapta calls him "Hordak!!!!" and nicknames are for losers.

With Catradora I don't like that people remove Catra's fangs. This is probably my answer to every damn question on that post. Why do people mischaracterize Catra as a pathetic little blorbo who is a victim of everything and is mildly tsundere. This is what Hordak should be-- okay ignore that, I have my own issues with Hordak's blorbification especially in canon-compliant fanfic. But in fanfic AU scenarios, people love working with S5 Catra in her final form, they don't bother touching on dysfunctional earlier show Catra, nevermind her S4 self. If I write a Catra-focused AU I think I'm going to focus on that broken version of her.

What is the obsession with characters having kids? Okay I know that we are all gay and gay people having kids is a fantasy but, fucking hell, raising kids is HARD. I don't think "this relationship is so much richer because they had children who look like a cursed crossover of both characters". You can agree with me on that one, right Jagm?

Oh and finally I don't like that everyone has decided the romance is UNAMBIGUOUSLY set in stone. I blame Nate somewhat for this because he basically word-of-god canonized all the unconfirmed romances. But specifically I think of Entrapdak. It's a good reading but it doesn't need to be romantic to still be one of the most amazing dynamics in the show. Same for Scorfuma, a lot of doors have been opened for them and I'm sure they're falling in love, but it doesn't mean they'll settle down immediately and have flower babies. Queerplatonic relationships are good and valuable too, as is intense platonic love. These characters still prioritise each other.

With Adventure Time, it's the way everyone wants Finn to have a GF at the end. Who gives a fuck!!!! The entire point was Finn learning about his own strengths and weaknesses without fixating on the next girl. He is now able to stand on his own two feet and he isn't going to wallow in misery because he isn't smooching someone. After all, Jake is his soulmate, nobody else.

[marzeline]

pt 2 of she ra as text posts just because

pt 1 - pt 3

[ninakarena]

:D

[meg-noel-art]

ya’ll THOUGHT i forgot about willow. nah (scorpia’s outfit is coming)

[hellostarrlight]

They’re best friends