#scorfuma kid is ittle little baby

[sometipsygnostalgic]

When a scorpion mother gives birth most species will ride on the mother's back until they can fend for themselves

So now I'm picturing Scorpia just carrying everyone's baby, she's just got like twenty babies she's transporting

Me: I don't like the idea of shera lovechildren. I think the idea of everyone rushing to get kids is a rather heterocissexist concept.

You: Okay but what if they all rode on Scorpia's back?

Me: ....Give me 15 minutes.