#scoop rambles

[scoopac]

THE SILLIES CAME!!!

They will be used as phone charms yes yes

Thank you @wolfythewitch :DD

[scoopac]

well he's still the same man at his core isn't he?

he couldn't change all that much, he's still odysseus! Or has the war taken away from his personality? Has he made him dull like a knife that hasn't been cared for? Or did the endless wine-dark ocean dull the light within? Did it make him ruthless or had he always been?

He's still the same man! Just rough around the edges, a little changed, but that isn't a problem. It only becomes a problem when he no longer is recognised.

His dog recognises him, it's fine, he's fine. His wife doesn't. Was this really worth it?

When does anything justify a change to the unrecognisable? His he just another Theseus ship?

YOU ARE NOT THE SAME MAN WHO LEFT THESE SHORES TWENTY YEARS AGO.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[graff-aganda]

HELLO I MUST SCREAM ABOUT UR ENTERPRISE ART. THIS IS ME SCREAMING AT YOU. I LOVE IT SM. PLS KNOW I LOVE IT. UR STYLE IS SO COOL.

what!! 😭 you're way too kind omg... ;; take this doodle of the lads <3

[scoopac]

Mads. Sobbing. Crying. I have a test today how am I supposed TO CONCENTRATE ON COMTRACTS WHEN IM THINKING ABOUT THIS??

Dead, I'll keep it in my head, this is amazing and gut wrenching I'm I'm shambles

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

[valsnonsense]

dives headfirst into the Trolls fandom with the rarest of rarepairs

I'm sorry but these two have taken over my life. I dunno what it is about these two but I freakin LOVE them so much

Very much @ohposhers design for Trollex cuz thank god someone else hated his design and gave him hair (the Skrillex sweater killed me)

Also it's a personal headcanon of mine that the Techno trolls are HUGE compared to land trolls. I mean they're basically mermen, let them be giant fish people.

So Trollex and JDs height difference is dramatic hdbdhbdbjdiedj. JD is gonna hug the shit outta Poppy later for introducing them

Also what is this ship name called???? I've seen Fishipping as a name???? I dunno lol

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Sometimes I think about Senator the ram and I cry a little and I don't know if that's ever not gonna be the case.

[scoopac]

Using this to just ramble a second: I LOVE ARTISTS YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL You sit down and put lines down and suddenly thats a PERSON???? Mindblowing I love you all, you are so amazing

Also Im simply a man, I see odysseus, I reblog, in every shape and form

He can't keep doing it anymore.

[wordgirlexploration]

First day of Pride Month! And What better way to celebrate than with some queer WordGirl headcanons!

WordGirl: Non-binary and bi. We latched onto some throw away lines so hard and we refuse to let go dfjkgh.

Captain Huggy Face: Pan and also Non-binary. His are purely vibes based.

Ms. Question: Transfemme Non-binary and bicurious. Again, just her vibes. We 100% chose bicurious instead of bi though because we thought it fit her question bit XD. (She's here cause I think she's neat <3)

Dr. Two-Brains: Pan and non-binary. No one is safe from his flirting. No one. Unlike the previous three, he's non-binary because we made squeaky a woman. Female mouse + male human = mouse man who's not really either anymore.

The Butcher: Bi, with a preference for women. Two-Brains isn't really his type.

Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy: Trans, demiaroace, and pan! Robin is actually the one who came up with this headcanon! We agree with her <3. Chuck has strong pan vibes but he has even stronger demi vibes. Fun fact: his demi vibes were so strong we assigned him demi twice. We wrote down we thought he was demi, then a few weeks later we were watching a Chuck episode together and thought "wow, he's so demi. we should write down that headcanon". only to find out we already had hjdkg.

Violet: Omni. She didn't quite feel pan, so we went looking and found omni. It just so happens to go nicely with her outfit <3.

Scoops: Trans and bi. We started headcanoning Scoops as trans when we saw he was part of a scout troop, but was the only boy. Ale and I got really attached to the idea that it used to be a girl scout troop, but when Scoops transitioned his troop didn't want to kick him out. Now it's just a scout troop <3. He's bi because that's simply his vibes. He's even got a type; blondes with unusual eyes. Violet, Victoria, and Tobey all fall under this category.

Tobey McCallister: Demiboy and gray romantic. Technically speaking, I don't think Tobey is fully aware of either of these hdjfh. He insists he's cishet. However, I think he's a demiboy, and I think he's only attracted to WordGirl (and Becky). So he's here with his flags cause I wanted him to. Bonus: he's pouting cause he can't ride on one of his robits and therefore forced to walk on the ground with the other plebeians.

And of course! Every single one of these people are autistic. Both because they just are and also because I said so sdkljf. These are my comfort characters and I can project whatever I want on them.

[scoopac]

Anyway I'm back on my bullshit!

You guys I'm absolutely insane about the 1997 Odyssey two parter, like sure they made some choices (and has the funniest Poseidon) (Every bit of CGI in there is a little bit funny) But!!

Alone the way he looks at Telemachus makes me forget anything bad happened in this movie

That's a man that wants to stay home!! He doesn't know about the impending doom that awaits him!! He doesn't know within moments of this people WILL drag him away, he doesn't know his family will suffer Endlessly yet!!

And he's SO done by the end

He's a man with a drive to go home, but he is reminded endlessly that he's just that - one man.

The pain in his eyes when Telemachus doesn't recognise him (WITHOUT DISGUISE!!) Heartbreaking, sobbing loudly. His only son, holding a weapon towards him and there is nothing he can do about it.

Or the little hold he has on Telemachus after all the bloodshed, the quiet "Tell your mother I'm home" Kills me EVERY TIME

He's home, he's made it home and he'll never leave again

[humblemooncat]

I'm so glad Tourist got updated before I started my sightseeing in earnest. ARR sightseeing will be the bane of my existence.

Like, No, I don't think I will get up at 3am to go get that one spot holding me back from doing every other spot.

Whomever made it so you had to do the first 20 first, I just wanna talk.

[scoopac]

Reminded me of Austrian folklore thats like "Dont get too close to the river or some green octupus guy is gonna drag you into it and drown you and maybe even spit on your grave" Its lovely, I never listened to that threat actually

slavic folklore stories are fucking insane dude. it's basically "if you don't do the thing this creature is going to fucking kill you and leave you in a ditch, and if you do the thing this creature is going to fucking kill you and leave you in a ditch. good luck surviving till morning when a rooster crows three times asshole"

[themareverine]

Is it bad to want to be with Peter Lyman like don't care he's a killer he's probs really intimate and intense in bed 🤩🥵

i mean, that’s so fair—he actually seems like a really sweet guy, minus the killing the prostitute thing who was kinda blackmailing him—so honestly I can’t fully disagree? i can change him

and it really is unclear if he’s the actual serial killer, that is never resolved—is like the tarot deck his? what about the other dude who confessed? did Peter just kill the one girl? this movie was so all over the place but Hugh was delectable, so I enjoyed it.

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

malewife honestly. tried drawing the feet good. i think i did. might give him clothes. might not. u know how it is

[cann1bal-cr0w]

is he STUPID?

[gemmahale]

To those of you who struggle to think you can be loved as you are:

Take it from me, someone who thought she had to separate part of herself to be loved fully - there is someone (or multiples!) that love you just as you are.

It's uncomfortable, it's itchy, it's awful to go through the process of learning to be loved.

It has been over two years of near constant fighting back, resisting - basically behaving like a feral cat in every way a human can - before I started accepting Kallen's love for me as non-transactionary.

(That's not to say that we don't fight now, or we never have disagreements. We just better understand each other so we can communicate through them.)

You are fully worthy of being loved with someone's whole heart as you are. I promise.

P.s. Love doesn't have to be romantic either. Platonic love is just as valid and meaningful. 💚 I love you - all of you. Just as you are; messy, chaotic, hellraiser, all of it is part of you, and it's amazing.