#scion is random

[scioneeris]

Best plot. 😂😂

[cheracarmichael]

This is exactly how Remy LaRurente would solve his problems.

*sends snap to the groupchat and goes back to his daily chaos*

I think so many problems online can be solved by either going "damn, not my problem" or simply sending a screenshot to a group chat

[thefandomexpert]

people r saying the pranged role quests are the weakest and that’s probably true but to me they were worth absolutely everything bc the turali people are like ‘well, you’re a strong enough adventurer, maybe together we have a very slight chance of standing up to these people please help 🥺’ and then you go back to gyr abania and that one resistance person is like ‘Warrior of Light. Look at me-no no no, Look At Me. You Can Not Vaporize these petty thieves you’re going after. do you understand me. I need you at your worst grey parse. I want you to use the first button on your hotbar and NOTHING else. tell me you understand. you Can Not just fucking Vaporize these guys like you normally do.’

and I just have to believe your turali pal is like. what.

[keicordelle]

Just in case anyone thought I was making up Thancred's willingness to prostitute himself out for the sake of his goals, I'm not. It's literally canon.

[TR: Have you heard the latest news? Moenbryda asked us to bring her a super rare ore, and Thancred found it in no time at all.]

[TR: At first, I was impressed, but then I discovered that a woman gave it to him in exchange for sexual favors. Isn't that scandalous?]

[TR: I don't know why Yda's reacting like that. I payed for that ore with my body*, even though that girl wasn't my type at all!]

* "payer de sa personne" is a turn of phrase that can mean more generally just "put in a lot of effort" or even "put your life on the line", but it does carry a very distinct sexual connotation to it, especially in a setup like this

[sapphire-scarletta-wol]

Ff14 thoughts

The exarch has accidentally seen most of the scions naked except for the wol who is the only one he was prolly hoping to accidentally see naked

[cheracarmichael]

Slow...very, very slow...ehehehe

today’s ao3 experience

[scioneeris]

Jascha Cunningham in this. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[strykingback]

"Women and children should kneel to men. That's all that they should be doing and servitude to the strong men."

[bitegore]

ngl i think i kind of was a genius for being like 'yeah this character is a scary killyou cannibal scary killer who scary kills you' and then realizing that the way my worldbuilding works out is that there's a nonzero chance that if you leave literally any body parts over they can just come back, depending on what they believe in their heart of hearts can kill them. Of course she'd start eating her kills. She probably tried normal stuff first and then realized it didn't work and she had to try harder if she wanted to actually keep them dead.

[scioneeris]

Pretty!!

(And also how I imagine wards setting too) 😆

[neriyon]

Ohhh that will be so useful during MSQ! No spamming num0 hoping the confirm picks the right npc from the crowd

[eri-pl]

I'm completely not extrapolating from a post about the Unfinished Tales (because I lost the book! ) and totally not making stuff up, so have a vampiric spider Luthien and a cat Sauron.

Also, Melko who looks like Loki, because he's quite similar personality-wise. Yes, she's discussing with him whether or not she's going to eat him.

[hyaciiintho]

Apatite Chatter: Are they the friendly sort or do they prefer to let others start off interactions with them? [Thancred]

Stonework Headcanons | ✿

🌸｡*ﾟ+. Thancred isn't afraid to approach others it was his JOB to do so, once upon a time, before he learned the ways of the Gunbreaker. Not to say he doesn't still continue to gather intel when necessary nowadays, nor is that to say that he only strictly approaches others for said intel. While Thancred prefers to keep to himself, he's certainly not closed off, offering polite nods and small smiles in passing should one crash gazes. All in all, unless he has a specific reason to approach you as a stranger, he won't.

Now, should he recognize a friend, you can bet he'll absolutely be bounding your way first the moment he recognizes you !! He always enjoys seeing a friendly and familiar face, most of all, that of his found family.

[scioneeris]

Write anyway, even if you think your idea sucks right now.

I want everyone’s best one liner writing advise!

Mine is that you have to know the ending of your story before you start it.

[randomnameless]

not the other anon, but i read your lycaon posts and it kinds of make sense, even if it'd be kind of sad how rhea chooses to abandon humanity because her kid was killed

Oh, thanks, but it's just a headcanon!

Lycaon I is even less relevant than Ferdie in AM lol

As for that "half-nabatean lycaon" verse...

It's a bit more complicated - by abandoning humanity you mean working on the rez sothis plan ? - than that in that AU, because both Rhea and Willy (but he doesn't count since he died) feel guilty for Lycaon's death since, in those AUs, they're convinced he died because he was half-nabatean and it's their fault because they were supposed to have ended the war and killed the people who hunted pointy ears - Fodlan was supposed to be a safe space where Nabateans could abandon hair dye and, well, it's not.

Like, imagine a post FE7 situation, where Eliwood and Ninian and their friends think coexistence is possible and there could be a time, in the future, where humans and dragons could live together, like they do in Arcadia, but not hidden anymore. Roy pops up, but when he is introduced to, idk, the other nobles from the world in some sort of get together, Roy reveals he's not totally human, and gets diced as a result -

I could see Eliwood moving on, with a lot of support from his friends, but needing a lot of time to proceed.

But Rhea? Post WoH Rhea? Who "just" lost her family to the red canyon because, as far as she knows, they had pointy ears, and who loses right now her son for the same reason??

It's keeping with the general trend of her needing a "strong reason" or "another traumatic event" to make her fall to Sothis's return, when, per the Hresvelg Covenant, there was one point where she thought humans could guide the land themselves. And given how canon-wise the end of the War of Heroes, the beginning of the Monastery thus the period where she leaves Adrestia all have the same origin - Lycaon's death, I tried to honeypot around it lol

Just like some people thought FE16 actually deconstructs FE4 with the Holy Blood and weapons being, uh, not holy at all, I thought about FE7's ending. Eliwood marries Ninian and their son will later on become a hero who will save the continent!

Save that, this time, Roy dies in chapter 6 because he is not human and his closest friends and other nobles (in the Lycaon AU it's his own half-siblings and nephews + nobles!) cannot accept his heritage.

[ebitenpura]

Yoshi P always try and squeeze in thancred inthe narrative like their life depends on it FUKKKK why thancred da bus driver all of da sudden