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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64515031
*drops angsty oneshot and runs*
😌😏😉😇
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This is exactly how Remy LaRurente would solve his problems.
*sends snap to the groupchat and goes back to his daily chaos*
I think so many problems online can be solved by either going "damn, not my problem" or simply sending a screenshot to a group chat
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people r saying the pranged role quests are the weakest and that’s probably true but to me they were worth absolutely everything bc the turali people are like ‘well, you’re a strong enough adventurer, maybe together we have a very slight chance of standing up to these people please help 🥺’ and then you go back to gyr abania and that one resistance person is like ‘Warrior of Light. Look at me-no no no, Look At Me. You Can Not Vaporize these petty thieves you’re going after. do you understand me. I need you at your worst grey parse. I want you to use the first button on your hotbar and NOTHING else. tell me you understand. you Can Not just fucking Vaporize these guys like you normally do.’
and I just have to believe your turali pal is like. what.
#ffxiv#meg plays ffxiv#ITS SO GOOOOD#the scions forget about it and erenville is like u#he’s having too much fun Just Watching people make assumptions#but bringing people from tural over to eorzea/othard is. so fucking funny.#turali people do Not Know What A WoL is#meanwhile every random person in eorzea is like oh yes my good friend the Walking Nuke. He helped me with a fetchquest once we love him :)
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Just in case anyone thought I was making up Thancred's willingness to prostitute himself out for the sake of his goals, I'm not. It's literally canon.
[TR: Have you heard the latest news? Moenbryda asked us to bring her a super rare ore, and Thancred found it in no time at all.]
[TR: At first, I was impressed, but then I discovered that a woman gave it to him in exchange for sexual favors. Isn't that scandalous?]
[TR: I don't know why Yda's reacting like that. I payed for that ore with my body*, even though that girl wasn't my type at all!]
* "payer de sa personne" is a turn of phrase that can mean more generally just "put in a lot of effort" or even "put your life on the line", but it does carry a very distinct sexual connotation to it, especially in a setup like this
#tbh I don't know if this interaction happens in the english or not but I found it in the french and it's really stuck with me#it's just one of those random side dialogues you get in between quests#but man alive do the early ones of those have a lot of characterization for the scions in them#ffxiv#fr ffxiv#thancred waters#final fantasy xiv#thancred#yda hext#~k
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Ff14 thoughts
The exarch has accidentally seen most of the scions naked except for the wol who is the only one he was prolly hoping to accidentally see naked
#ff14#ffxiv#ffxiv wol#final fantasy 14#Ff14 thoughts#g'raha tia#shadowbringers#graha tia#Everytime he tried summoning the wol its always a gamble#Would it be the wol this time or another random scion#Keep him on his toes#He admired how resilient the wol is but at the same time pls wol just let him see you pls pls
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sometimes i think about the fact that kishimoto genuinely had no idea what to do w sakura in the beginning/that he accidentally gave her a bunch of kickass affinities he just never expanded upon bcs he randomly 1 day decided she was gonna be a mednin in the end (after tsunades intro)
#like he gave her affinities w genjutsu and made her a natural sensor and gave her perfect chakra control#water and earth + yin and yang alignments#made her a genius w a natural thirst for knowledge#was initially like 'oh taijutsu/endurance's her weakest aspect' only to make her a specialist in the second part#like he was rly grasping at straws he had NO IDEA where to take her#repurposing kishimotos casual misogyny/aimlessness into making sakura op.#his losses are my wins. sakura the master of multiple trades fr <3#META.#OOC.#funnily enough i think he DID intend to give her the mokuton initially#bcs everyth about her just screams that right <- has talked about this a million times#her nature affinities / her control / her disposition / position in the team / her imagery etc.#but then as the series went on/as her popularity dropped he was like dmn.... maybe i shouldnt LMFAO#i k i gave the harunos their own independent lore#but theres plenty of fan iterations where authors see the harunos as a branch clan of the senju#and that frankly makes a lot of sense to me too !#im just saying. its not ridiculous . its not ridiculous to say that#somehow naruto became a scion of the senju and sakura ended up w mito's characteristics#anw contemplation over here im writing now <3#edit: AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON INNER SAKURA+the random unexplained aspect of sakura being resistant to possession jutsu#do i RLY need to go on or have i made my point . LMFAOOOOOOO
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If you are keeping up with my monthly Patreon schedule post that goes public for free members (and releases early for Patrons), there is a section in the updates for TBDH.
I am still working on it, but I am also a very cranky author.
The chapter 122 is at 6k words.
I just hate all of it right now and that makes it very hard to write a court scene and not kill off characters that don’t deserve to die.
Am I writing a boatload of other random dragel things in the meantime? Yes. The muse doesn’t stop it just switches gears and I’m along for the ride.
Thank you to everyone who is still reading and supporting this monster fic. 🥹🥰 I love you to bits. I really wanted to get a chapter done for the anniversary month, but it’s been very stressful just trying to get words down for this chapter.
Send good writing vibes. Something’s got to click at some point. 🙃
Hello , no pressure just wondering if tbdh is having an update any time soon
Not this year.
Maybe Jan/Feb.
Originally, I had hoped to release a chapter during the holidays. But that did not pan out due to some significant RL issues.
Chapter 122 is currently at 1 scene, for the moment.
It will be updated as soon as I can manage it.
Thanks for reading!
#chera answers things#scion answers things#tbdh chapter progress#scion is random#scion writes things#scion is an author#scion has a patreon#chera carmichael
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"Women and children should kneel to men. That's all that they should be doing and servitude to the strong men."
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ngl i think i kind of was a genius for being like 'yeah this character is a scary killyou cannibal scary killer who scary kills you' and then realizing that the way my worldbuilding works out is that there's a nonzero chance that if you leave literally any body parts over they can just come back, depending on what they believe in their heart of hearts can kill them. Of course she'd start eating her kills. She probably tried normal stuff first and then realized it didn't work and she had to try harder if she wanted to actually keep them dead.
#red rambles#im working on a character who i made up years and years ago and wasnt even happy with then because he didnt seem to have enough like#interior thoughts he was just like a guy who killed people when he was stressed and his life was constantly stressful and then he killed on#person too many and they were like 'this is fucking untenable and he has to die' and then they killed him#which is soooooooooo absolutely nothing honestly. Like it works as a barebones summary but i want to stress there was actually straight up#nothing else there. the entire rest of his whole whatnot was just being entangled with Haven who is a different character who at the time#ALSO felt unsatisfyingly lacking in interiority but at lesat he had really complex motivations and action flowcharts. that werent just 'i#get grumpy and i just go kill some random person with no regard for what the consequences will be and then i am so mean and i kill you'#now theres a lot more happening. i really didnt. like.#okay so i had a Backstory worked out but it was vague because i didnt know what the fuck he WANTEDDDDDDD right like. i had no motivations a#literally all except 'oohhh i kill people ooohhh i like killing people ooohhh im erratic i kill people' and the background i HAD was like.#Upper class scion of some rich family whose family honest to god just did not like him very much and also [gestures vaguely] i guess he#maybe kicked dogs or something and then he ??nebulous timeline meets haven and then kills his sister or kills his sister and very quickly#thereafter meets haven but i usually lean toward the former because haven LOVES convincing people to kill their whole families its like#cathartic for him because he would love to kill his entire family but physically cannot do it. but like kind of the implications of this#as far as i was concerned given this is set in the mid 1800s was like. ehhh he's getting away with this because he's rich white and male an#it pays to turn a blind eye to his indiscretions or w/e. a genderswap means that she'd be subject to a lot more scrutiny on basis of like#misogyny. LOL. and i already had the preexisting 'hates half sibling' (i genderswapped the sister into a brother because why not) and 'hate#parents' and 'parents strongly dislike her' and 'unsettling' and it worked nicely to start giving me actual fucking. Literally anything to#work with there. because it means that by going off with Haven she walks out of one situation where she has like 0 agency into another one#and like to be clear i respect anyone who is sitting around in haven's general vicinity for snapping and just starting to kill people. me t#but this works. SOOOOOOOOOO much better for real#im still working the kinks out but like also this means that she wins. she wins like multiple times actually. she comes closer to killing#haven than anyone since he learned what fucking species he was and causes him more trouble in the interest of getting the FUCK out of there#than anyone else has and then she fucking gets what she was going for against literally every effort haven could've made over ~five decades#get owned loser.#every time i draw her i cant help it i write some shit like PLEASE JUST GET DIVORCED on it even though i wrote the fucking narrative i know#it will never fucking happen and thats why she does all this shit instead#in another world she'd be like the wildly capable owner of Raytheon 2 or some other shit like that. like she'd never be a nice or good#person but she wouldn't be dead. god she could be in charge of a country or some shit. Alas. Please get divorced.
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Ok. I added on a bit to HH4 in edits.
Got the RBATL done. Gonna do a super quick typo check, then upload.
And then I’m gonna go make tacos. Bc reasons.
Things I am working on:
RBATL chapter for this weekend
Edits on Haunted Hearts 4
TBDH Chapter 122
Sands of Time 5 (Petra)
Edits on RBATL Ep 4 for publishing.
*hums quietly in busy author mode*
I guess that’s kind of where I am. Who knows?
#scion writes things#scion is random#chera is trying to write#chera hates editing#writing in progress update
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I'm completely not extrapolating from a post about the Unfinished Tales (because I lost the book! ) and totally not making stuff up, so have a vampiric spider Luthien and a cat Sauron.
Also, Melko who looks like Loki, because he's quite similar personality-wise. Yes, she's discussing with him whether or not she's going to eat him.
#random#technically it's Tolkien fanart but I'm not gonna spam the tag with this thing#still not over “blonde vampiric scion of Ungoliant Luthien” concept#i can't draw#book of lost tales#silm fandom#silm crack
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Apatite Chatter: Are they the friendly sort or do they prefer to let others start off interactions with them? [Thancred]
Stonework Headcanons | ✿
🌸。*゚+. Thancred isn't afraid to approach others it was his JOB to do so, once upon a time, before he learned the ways of the Gunbreaker. Not to say he doesn't still continue to gather intel when necessary nowadays, nor is that to say that he only strictly approaches others for said intel. While Thancred prefers to keep to himself, he's certainly not closed off, offering polite nods and small smiles in passing should one crash gazes. All in all, unless he has a specific reason to approach you as a stranger, he won't.
Now, should he recognize a friend, you can bet he'll absolutely be bounding your way first the moment he recognizes you !! He always enjoys seeing a friendly and familiar face, most of all, that of his found family.
#HEADCANONS 🌸 Thancred Waters#//That's a lot of fancy talk just to say: He'll keep to himself unless he has a reason to go to a random stranger#He'll immediately beeline for you if you're familiar ESPECIALLY if you're one of the Scions c: <3 //#🌸。*゚+. QUEUE
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Yoshi P always try and squeeze in thancred inthe narrative like their life depends on it FUKKKK why thancred da bus driver all of da sudden
#ffxiv#ooc#you could replace thancred with a) any of the scions or b) the wol#and it will work every time bc they all do jobless shit 24/7.#ik the theme is adventurers are naturally jobless but why does it feel so random every time#fancy seeing YOU here on this lucrative business venture WoL! haha this world contains 10 people who all keep running into each other
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"Why should I be kneeling towards a child when they too must learn the laws of this land and that women are just-"
THWACK
"IVE HAD ENOUGH OF LISTENIN' TO YER SHIT!!!!! WE'RE FUCKING ENDING THIS SHIT TODAY!!!!!"
"VERY WELL THEN!!! ITS TIME I ENDED THIS!! TIME TO SEE IF YOUR MOTHER MADE YOU MORE WEAKER THAN EVER!!!"
"DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT. YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!"
#[The Scion of Warflame- Ares]#[The Shield Of Vacuo- Hideyoshi]#[Random Talking In The HQ- Dash Commentary]
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Obligatory tax ficlet for the year. 😂😂😂
I’ve done three of these now. Very loosely interconnected. Enjoy.
http://www.patreon.com/scioneeris
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