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Son of politician, Steve Harrington prevents a scandal (being caught by paparazzi buying drugs) by causing a bigger scandal (claiming his drug dealer is his boyfriend).
#Eddie is caught off guard at first but then rolls with it with all the enthusiasm of a former high school thespian like: okay. bet.#and then he doesn’t let Steve out of it so they have to fake date#I don’t know if it’s funnier if they know each other or not#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie
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I think they’re crushing on each other your honor
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#hetalia#hws#hetalia america#hetalia russia#hws america#hws russia#rusame#amerus#hetalia england#hetalia france#hws england#hws france#fruk#ukfr#hetalia x codename: kids next door#hws x cknd#hetalia au#they’re way too silly i needed to let it out okay#Alfred doesn’t wanna admit he kinda likes Ivan just a teeny weeny bit#Ivan is all over him he wants him to like him even just as friends#Francis and Arthur are totally like dating or smth but they dont know it yet#on and off relationship and they’re like barely in the 5th grade or smth dawg#they grow up to be that couple in school who’ve been dating for like years and air their laundry in the hallway#Alfred has internal homophobia he’s going thru it#WHY WAS THIS ON MATURE HELLO????#SORRY ABOUT THAT
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Straight up had a dream last night that DC revealed that Bart and Kon were dating and it was in the WILDEST FUCKING WAY.
K, so picture this: Clark needs someone to fly around disguised as him for a plan. So Clark goes through the options in his head: Bruce can't fly, MM is off world, Jon is too much of a twink to be believable, Kara is blonde, Kon is.... Perfect! With a person in mind who would be perfect for his plan, Clark flies off to find Kon.
Cut to Judy Garrick zipping around the Garrick's house. Joan is quietly scrapbooking at the kitchen table and Judy is bored out of her mind. Judy asks Joan if there is anything she can do because she is so unbelievably bored.
Joan responds, very calmly, that she can hear "your brother's boyfriend touching down in the backyard, so why don't you go ask him?"
Judy's face jumps from emotion to emotion as three things are revealed at once. 1) Joan considers Bart to be a son and thus, Judy's brother, 2) Judy's new brother is not straight and 3) Bart has a boyfriend who is in the backyard.
So Judy immediately runs to the backyard and is stunned to bump into Clark (who was there looking for Kon) and then the dream continued on with the two of them hunting down Bart&Kon (who were just at school being normal goddammit!!!) but the entire time Judy is secretly out for blood because she thinks that Joan was referring to Clark and that this adult man is trying to date her new little brother and Judy keeps trying to kill him but it doesn't work because Clark is Kryptonian (and oblivious to the attempted homicides).
Anyway, wild dream all around.
#bruh i cannot control what my brain does in its spare time. i am merely a passenger staring out the window in awe#as the driver does crazy mind-blowing stunts#tho tbf i can lucid dream so occasionally i do fight the driver for the wheel and win#im not even fucking joking tho this was my dream#bart was FUCKING PISSED when they found him because HE HAS A SECRET IDENTITY GODDAMMIT#they can't just fly up to him in school!!!#Judy's shock was also my shock. i literally remember thinking 'dc let them date?!? when the fuck did that happen???'#'and in a SUPERMAN COMIC OF ALL PLACES?!?'#also i don't even think bart lived with joan anymore?? she was just like 'yes this is my son now. max and i share custody'#and you know what? bart can have five+ parents. thats allowed. good for him
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This is so niche but I get so unreasonably annoyed when Rick describes girls’ outfits. Like sorry who tf wears an oversized hoodie with distressed jeans and doc martens?? What does Rick have against leggings or sweatpants or yoga pants with a sweatshirt?? Has he ever met a teenage girl in the past 10 years because no one wears that
bisexuals
#annabeth chase#percy jackson#pjo#wottg#asks#anon#but it also generally irritates me too bc my girl is not wearing her fucking camp half blood tshirt on a date be so serious#LET HER WEAR SMTH BESIDES CHB TEES AND SCHOOL MERCH#as a chronic leggings wearer (i own no jeans) i think there is a distinct lack of them in his books bc they’re so good for mobility#especially compared to jeans. like no fucking way you parkoured up a crane and backflipped onto a monster etc etc w/out ripping ur pants
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It makes me so frustrated when someone is CONVINCED I'm dating (or have a crush on) someone else just because they see the two of us together a lot.
Like okay, sure, if you saw us holding hands & think that, that's fair. I get it. I understand usually you only see romantic partners holding hands. I don't agree with it, but I at least understand where you're coming from.
I visit one of my friends before the bell rings during two of his classes (I don't have any classes with him, so the only time we get to see each other are during those in-between periods). He happens to have the same teacher for both of them, so ofc said teacher sees us talking every day. Sometimes the teacher will even say hi to me or add his opinion on whatever we're yapping about
Anyway, one day, I was going to have a study hall during one of those periods, so I went to my friend's teacher & asked if I could stay in his class for the day. The teacher said no BUT also said if I wanted to be with "my boy," I could talk to my guidance counselor about trying to switch my classes. It took everything in me not to visibly cringe. Also, a few days before that the teacher asked my friend how long we had been dating </3
Obviously I know that seeing a girl and a boy together is going to start "suspicions" but genuinely why is it like that? If I was being all touchy w/ him I'd at least UNDERSTAND it, but all we do is say hi, mention a small thing or two, and wave bye. It's a 3 minute interaction. What's so romantic about that?? And my response to anyone who sees something romantic about it is: "Sorry I like hanging out with my friends? Sorry they make me feel happy and comfortable and make me want to be around them??"
#aroace#aromantic#aro pride#friends#friendship#aspec#aspec mafia#platonic relationships#platonic#high school#rant#this frustrates me so much#please just let me chill with my guy friend w/out the dating allegations#lgbtq#relatable#allonormativity#I'll forever stand by this:#allos are weird
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please tell me school spirits s2 is coming out this month. please please please please please I can't wait any longer the hyperfixation is so intense that I'm having physical and emotional withdrawals because of the lack of content from this show I'm being fed lately. i'm actually going insane
#people keep saying its more likely to come out next year even though the directors and wtv said it would come out this fall#please let me be delusional and believe it'll come out this month i want to let myself be delusional#please please please just give me a release date or SOMETHING#school spirits#maddie nears#madison nears#wally clark
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guys i need y'all to remember that superheroes have existed for So Many years . so you get to ask yourselves "woww why didn't you save them" . Superman where were you during the 1986 Challenger shuttle disaster . Spider-Man how dare you let 9/11 happen
#with 9/11 its especially funny because like. i dont think the comics animated series and movies COULD just ignore 9/11#because having the twin towers would be like disrespectful. but by not having them it also implies these heroes Let it happen#especially if it was being produced during a time where they Should be there . im talking specifically about toby's spider-man i guess#since as you may or may not know . there was a SHORT LIVED promo for the first movie which included the twin towers#and i just checked and the original release date for it was SUPPOSED TO BE november 2001#so therefore i can say that he probably graduated in 2001 after the spring semester of high school and therefore was out of school .#9/11#spider-man#superman#sueprheroes#comics#mika-posts
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if escape rooms as team building exercises became popular im not sure if id be more excited or terrified
#if it isnt already anyway.. i can see it happening as a school frosh thing. idk if it would catch on as a workplace thing#i kind of find the concept of being locked in with strangers and working to find a way out weirdly exhilarating though#at least compared to icebreakers cause i dont have to spend 10 minutes racking my brain for something to blurt out abt myself#as a bonus u could like. put people into groups and give prizes to whoever escapes first second third etc. apparently they also do themed#escape rooms.. maybe let people pick a theme? or voluntary sign up? actually this would be really fun for smth like a blind friend date#although if i found out i was locked in a room with an online friend id be too excited to actually escape LOL#ive never done an escape room before so sadly i cant speak from experience. its like up there on things i want to try next to rug tufting#workshop and visiting new art exhibits or conventions. i seriously need to get out more if it wasnt for the horrors <- school and anxiety#i was planning to invite cass to a drop-in art workshop in town but neither of us could go bc typography is making us go thru hell and back#AND THEY HAD A BUTTON MACHINE TOO#im nostalgic bc i miss working in groups and not being awkward abt it or worrying abt schedule conflicts#i realized that i learn best in groups and its a little corny but i like sharing ideas and talking through a problem#in elementary i could just sit down with friends for review and come out of it energized *and* more familiar with the material#and i could technically still do it now. but as adults we're more picky abt who we work with on top of being way more busy outside school#maybe im lonely. im shy and grew up not talking to ppl unless i absolutely have to so its hard to make friends on my own i guess#only thing getting me thru it is telling myself that humans like helping and that my cringe is overblown in my head. but its hard#hence the escape rooms. i have been able to talk to 2(!!) people though!! mostly abt school stuff but im glad to be on friendly terms#i dont really know how to be happy these days cause im constantly scaring myself abt my portfolio and finding places to work#not being ambitious is part of not wanting to put energy into something that wont work out while also not having the passion to do literall#anything else.. i should probably talk to my counsellor ugh#yapping
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if I can't have a homoerotic slightly toxic barely platonic relationship ig I'll just watch NBC Hannibal again
#i miss her#it was middle school/early high school but it applies#and it counted as homoerotic bc at the time i hadn't really figured myself out yet so i just called myself a lesbian#only saying slightly toxic bc we were Very codependent lmao#we did date for like two weeks but she broke up with me for our friend that moved to maryland#then like a year later i basically went eh idc anymore let's be besties again#bc it was middle school so i was like oh whatever who cares i miss u pookie
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared �� but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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Consider, if you will, AU (either with canon post-s1 pre-s2 events but D.A.D.D.I.E.S. solves things before season 2 would start, or no Doodler/betrayal but Nicky still has to leave because FBI or other reasons) in which Terry Jr is the full time drama teacher for Teen High. Nicky returns from wherever he's been and is like "Well I want to be an active part of my kid's life and try and make up for lost time. I should go to his parents' evening, find out how he's doing in school, and meet his teachers. Especially this Mr Marlowe guy, Taylor seems to think he's awesome." And walking right into that classroom/hall to find his ex-boyfriend best friend sitting there in a dorky sweater and tie combo
Cue Terry, without missing a beat, greeting them as if nothing is wrong
Internal: when the FUCK did he come back and oh my god this is so awkward fuck I have to be professional how do I tell this guy that his kid is a loveable little shit after everything that's happened oh god oh fuck
Externally: "Hello Taylor and Mr Close-Foster-Freeman. I'm Taylor's drama teacher" *shakes hand* "Would you like to take a seat?"
#Nicky: I should go to Taylor's parents evening#Cassandra knowing full well that Terry is the drama teacher: you know what that sounds like a great idea#Both Terry Jr and Nicky afterwards sent her the So was anyone going to tell me blank meme#Nicky spending that night freaking out to Cass like#Did he get hotter??? I swear he got hotter in the 13 years I've been away#It's not fair Cass his eyes are even pretty in the school's shitty lights that they don't have the budget to fix#He looks so good in a tie Cassie. WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A TIE#Also when the fuck did he get married#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A DAUGHTER#....Cass he would be so good with kids I think I'm going to die#(Nicky was wrong as Terry is so bad with teenagers)#Cassandra completely unimpressed just trying to do her woodwork#But also very indulgent towards her ex-husband's tomfoolery#Nicky: do you think his wife is okay with poly relationships#Cassandra: a) I'm pretty sure Terry would require a minimum of 6 months joint and individual therapy for both of you#Before you can start dating again#And b) if she is let me know because Veronica is a Snacc#I have many thoughts about this if you can't tell#Which I may expand on it requested#terry jr#dungeons and daddies#terry stampler#dndads#terry jr stampler#dndads s2#dndads terry jr#nicholas foster#nick close#nicky freeman#nicky close foster
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some of the ppl ik from california still follow me and they keep posting my ex because it's his birthday today !!! everyone wish him a terrible birthday !!!
#journal 𓂃#“well somi u 2 broke up a year and a half ago” IDC IDC IDC IDC HE WAS SO MANIPULATIVE AND ONLY DATED ME BC I WAS KOREAN ???#AND MADE ME PAY FOR BOBA AND FOOD EVERY TIME WE WENT ON DATES OR HUNG OUT AFTER SCHOOL ????#AND LET HIS FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME ???#AND I HAD TO BEG HIM FOR A VALENTINES DAY POST ( WHICH HE POSTED THE WORST PIC OF ME IMAGINABLE ??? )#AND SCREAMED AT ME AND MADE ME CRY BC I DIDN'T GIVE HIM HOMEWORK ANSWERS ???#AND BROKE UP WITH ME ON OUR 6 MONTH ANNIVERSARY ???#and sm more#that man was a VILLAIN
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pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn
omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?
#did u have fun at the conference it must've been cool huh women in stem and all that#bookfair being bad is so sucky i was so excited for you to go i thought you'd send pictures too of books we like#also u already know everything i posted everything and every thought#i ate chinese but it didn't feel that good because my sister isn't here and we didn't eat it together watching#koffee or splitsvilla and i realised that it's not just the chinese food it's the whole hanging out that i love sm :((#kal well i told you pata hai the brownie place we met it's kinda new and cool types so uske bathroom mein#there was a button and it said press at your own risk and when we did it became a dj like the lights went out and#there when flashing spinning disco lights and party songs were playing mere mein wo aaya hum toh naye andaz hai apna purana#it was sooo cool im adding it to the list of places you'll visit when u come here!!!!!!!#also the food was soooo shockingly reasonably priced everything was under 200 rs!!!!! which is big for a dessert place here#and like great quantity great taste too my stupid people from office used to say it's awesome but i didn't believe them and never tried it#because they're all losers lol but i grudgingly admit that they were right#also ummmm hmm okay pata hai i realised ki oh okay im happy with who i am#like bachpan mein i used to feel very sad and loser like because dad was too strict to let me go out raat ko and everyone in school would#go to this club we went to kal and i always felt i was missing out and i wanted to be all cool and fun too#but it was kinda so boring and normal and i was like wow okay i didn't miss out i was spending days and nights reading books being in#fandoms and i was actually very happy!!!!! so like yay idk small thing bt yk i realised that oh it was okay and everything will be okay too#i kinda want to talk to that guy now like i weirdly feel like im longing for what could've been? which is ridiculous because#we were 11 and i barely talked to him back then because shy and friends would tease and i didn't realise it was a crush#i don't want to DATE him because like tbh i already know we're very different people but like wouldn't it be fun to idk make out once#then i got the urge to download dating app but i resisted the urge and won i don't think im made for casual things#me and my bestie were laughing about this yesterday too she was like i just don't understand how people can have sex one day and then#not give a fuck about each other the next day like idk if we have sex im having your kids and i was like ikrrrr like bhai sex is toh very#big im going to be attached if we hug i literally did!!!!! so we decided no more casual/situationships for us#phew okay more rambling on whatsapp love u bye this became too long#saumyuuuuuu
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if mkulia isn’t gonna be canon pls ffs make damiwayne canon terry or im bringing an army with me on a flight to your house
( I know wayne is straight but pls im just hoping slightly😞 )
#total drama island#td 2023#tdi reboot#tdi#total drama island 2023#tdi 2023#tdi23#td damiwayne#damiwayne#td mkulia#mkulia#td wayne#td mk#td julia#td damien#total drama reboot#total drama island reboot#ok pls hear me out#think about the rajbow and damiwayne double dates#let’s make it possible pls#im acc just crying bc im going back to school again grrrrr
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for the first time in my life i was just asked if i have kids instead of if i'm in college yet. the years start coming and they don't stop coming huh
#stooooop#i know i have been old enough to have kids for a while but 😵💫#im always behind on all the milestones in life tho but it never stood out before bc people always thought i was 17#literally from when i was 13 until very recently people always guessed i was like 16-19#which was great bc i am an autistic late bloomer who lives w my parents and sucks at being an adult#so giving off the vibe and appearance of being a teenager was fine#but now i look like an adult#🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️#yet i am not good enough at being one for these questions and assumptions 😭#i hate it hereee#anyway weird old guy at the store started telling dumb blonde jokes then asked me if i had kids#never in my life have i been asked that#late twenties fr the worst age bc u still feel young but start getting treated old and also u don't have ur shit and life together yet#but everyone thinks you do or should by now#alas#irl i'm 27 what am i a child bride moment#not that having kids is for old people#but im not even good at being responsible for myself yet let alone an entire baby#i do want kids but im not ready for that yet#also never been in love 🫠#or even seriously dated anyone ever#not that it's a requirement#in fact im planning to adopt esp if i dont get married but still#anyway i do very much want kids im just not in that place yet#and didnt feel that behind in life about it bc nobody ever asked me that before#thsi better not be like how everyone asks you as soon as they meet u about ur job or school i dont need to be fielding this forever
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As an apology for tsukasa posting here’s more emunene. Would like to emphasize that this is before the “dear friend” thing so emu said all of this and nene STILL didn’t realize emu loves spending time with her & wants to always be around her. Nene Kusanagi peak lesbian moments “you’re so amazing being around you makes me happy” (cut to nene with her head in her hands 2 hrs later) “what did she mean by that… does she even like me…”
#would have included the rui and nene convo about nene having fun with emu in the nene Halloween event 2* but that would#literally be the entire card story part one and two. the whole card is just emunene moments.#mine#she is so fucking stupid… love her#as I’ve said before ruikasa situationship is excusable bc they’re both stupid and dense#nene literally has no excuse emu could flat out propose to her and nene would not get it#emu & nene capitalizing on ruikasa getting detention to be gay is so funny. practice is delayed rui and Tsukasa got detention for blowing#smthn up at school -> ok let’s go on a date nenechan 🥰#project sekai
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