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YALL YALL YALL THIS IS MY THEATRE SEASON IM TELLING YOU
Im going to a theatre camp where you’re guaranteed to get a role in the play (it’ll be my first ever actual play/performance)
One of the nearby theatres is doing newsies (I was too young to audition cause it was hs and up :( unfortunately)
the same theatre is doing Dear Evan Hansen this season
can I be any luckier???
#idk what to tag this as#Theatre#dear evan hansen#Newsies#school house rock jr#<- that’s the play I’m guaranteed a spot in :)#Seems lame but yk#No complaining
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Change in the currents and tide
John “Soap” Mactavish x f!reader
Summary - John takes you home for the holidays and it only solidifies your nagging feeling that you no longer love Johnny just as a friend.
Wc - 4k
Cw - 18+, smut, fluff, friends to lovers, basically a part 1 to this <<
AN - Christmas and it’s not even December yet? Yes. The answer is yes.
The train rocked steadily, rain pattering against the window as you kept your eyes fixed on the rapid passing by of the auburn countryside outside. It was late December, almost Christmas, the usual dusting of winter snow nowhere to be seen, replaced instead with slushy mud and torrential rain.
You’d slept for most of the journey, only stirring awake when Johnny shook you gently, pushing a hot chocolate and iced bun across the little table in front of you, letting you know you still had about an hour and a half left till you reached Edinburgh.
This was the second year you were going home with Soap, much to his families pleasure, and much to your own gratitude.
The holidays didn’t really feel like the holidays when you were home alone, sitting in your own little bubble of silence, trying to fill the void with Christmas movies and way too many biscuits.
Last year had been an amazing one, Johnny had so many family members; sisters, brothers, aunties, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins, grandparents. He had it all. His mother and father’s home had barely been able to fit them all in, with the fire lit and the dogs jumping up at visitors, cheesy Christmas music was blasting from the telly and the mulled wine was already flowing.
It had you reeling, watching this big military man squat low with a gleaming smile, cooing at the kids and telling them how big they’d gotten since he’d last seen them. Then they’d run to you, wrapping their little fingers around yours and pulling you away, wanting to show you the rest of the house or show you the drawings they’d made at school.
It made you miss your family, made you miss the faded - distant memories of Christmas when you were little.
His grandparents were sinewy little things, worn with age and hunched at the spine, his grandfather wore glasses that sat at the end of his nose and his grandma had a burgundy embroidered shawl that was hung over her shoulders. You didn’t ask how old they were, thought Johnny wouldn’t tell you the truth anyway, finding it funny that his own grandparents were still standing, “old bats have got plenty of life left in em’ yet lass” he would no doubt say. You knew they’d ask you the same questions they asked last year, “when are you and our John plannin’ on tying the knot, pet?” And “you need to keep the family goin’, lots of little ones running around aye?” They made you chuckle, watching Soap’s face glow a shade of cherry red, scolding his grandparents for thinking such things.
The two of you were just friends, had been for years and would be for many more. It wasn’t that the thought hadn’t crossed your mind, you found yourself staring at him most days, noting the gentleness in his eyes and the sharp slopes of his face, he was a handsome man and a gentleman at that - it’s so lonely when you’re deployed, maybe that’s why your eyes linger and your thoughts wander.
That’s what you tell yourself, it’s just the lifestyle you lead, the loneliness and the desperation to have something to come back to when the time for leave arises.
Sadly, you’d thought too many times about the logistics, about what he’d say or what he’d think, the crushing weight of rejection and awkwardness after the fact keeps your mouth glued shut.
Soap had seen you through thick and thin, having your back when no one else does. You couldn’t jeopardise that for the sake of finding him attractive, he grated on your nerves enough as it was, as funny as the imagery was - you couldn’t stomach the thought of having a Johnny jr. running around at your feet.
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Your hot chocolate sent a warm tingle to your tummy, making you feel all cosy and mushy as you watched the rain continue to pour outside. Soap was quieter then usual, clearly tired and ready to be home bound. He looked forward to Christmas and seeing everyone, he was even more excited to have you there, dreading you’d decline his offer and hold yourself up at home - all alone.
Much like someone else did; that great big hulking bastard of a man did the same thing year in, year out. Each holiday Ghost would tuck himself away in his safe house in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere, going completely off the radar until it was time to come back to work and get back on the grind again. Each time Soap would try his best to convince his friend to come over, or even offered if he wanted Johnny to keep him company at his place, each time he was shot down with the same thing; “I don’t want to take you away from your family” or “I’ll probably just sleep through the whole thing anyway”. You all knew it was bullshit, but he was a grown man, if he wanted to, he’d come.
The train was passing through Berwick-upon-Tweed, the coast looked rough and unsteady, the waves licking at the cliff edges and crashing in an upward turret of hazy brown and midnight blue. “What are you looking forward to the most about going home?” You asked Soap as you turned toward him, curling your knees towards yourself in your seat and cradling yourself into his side, paper cup of hot chocolate still clutched between your fingers. He shuffled his weight to get comfortable, forcing you to slide closer into him as he propped his arm over your shoulders. He pursed his lip in thought, gaze falling to the view outside, “probably my mam’s cooking” he said, meeting your eye as he looked down, “and maybe seeing the wee ones, if they’re behaving” he added, smiling at the thought of his nieces and nephews. Soap was the youngest of his siblings, the last one of three brothers and two sisters, forever the baby of the family is his mothers eyes.
You nodded, as if in agreement, as if you knew how it felt to miss home cooking and family, none of it was real for you, hadn’t been for years now, but you could try.
He took a swig of his own drink, it smelt like coffee, strong and bitter. “How about you?” He asked gently, squeezing your shoulder with his hand that was draped there. You hadn’t really expected him to ask you, but it didn’t take you long to answer, “I like your mam’s cooking too” you smiled, closing your eyes at just the thought of her cauliflower cheese bake and roast potatoes. “And, I’m excited to see Michael” you smiled wider, looking pointedly at Johnny and loving the way his face scrunched up in grimacing disgust.
Michael was Johnny’s older brother by two years, and probably his least favourite sibling, made even more so after last years debacle. Michael hadn’t left you alone for the entire week you were staying with Johnny, hounding you with weird questions and gluing himself to your side at any given opportunity. He wasn’t an unattractive man looks wise, but his personality let him down, you just loved seeing the way Johnny came to your defence, even after announcing to every single family member that you two were just friends. After the two of you had been deployed again it was the best and quickest way to get on his nerves, the mere mention of Michael’s name had Soap’s hackles up.
“I’ll punch his teeth down his throat if he starts with that shit again” Johnny grumbled, a frown stitching his brow as you laughed at his expense.
The next hour and a bit passed by quickly, leaving the two of you to dart to the nearest taxi rank with luggage in toe once you reached Edinburgh Waverley, trying to avoid the heavy battering of rain as it beat down against the pavement. You sighed as the taxi door slid close, feet wet through your shoes from attempting to dodge the puddles and back wet through from where the rain had slipped down the back of your shirt collar. Soap ruffled his hand through his hair, droplets of water raining down onto the floor of the car, some of them hitting you as you smacked him in the arm, ‘I’m already wet through you prick’ you’d scolded, but he simply laughed, jabbing an icy cold finger into your ribcage.
By the time you and Soap were rounding the steps up to his family home, the door was already flung open, pale amber light illuminated the two of you as it bled into the street from the doorway of the house. You looked up through the wet on your lashes, smiling wildly as you saw the trio of trouble makers, all of them belonging to Johnny’s oldest sister, Edith. She had two girls and a boy; Emma who was 7, Carla who was 5 and Charlie who was 4. They were squealing, little flailing arms waving like proud flags in the wind, Emma was trying her best to slip her shoes on to greet the two of you on the steps. “Woah there wee lady” Soap cooed, taking two steps at a time now to catch the little tyke before she journeyed to meet you in the rain, “you’ll catch yer death out here, get inside” he told her sternly, raising a brow at the young girl as she grinned at him sheepishly. Before long you were joining them, ushering them all inside and dumping your bags in the doorway before you slipped your shoes off.
It was almost as loud as it was Christmas Day itself; it was just yourself, Soap and his sister’s family here so far. His mother was in the kitchen, stirring some kind of stew in a pot as she gave you a kind smile, insisting for you to make yourself at home. Johnny’s father was sat in his armchair in the living room, nursing a tumbler of scotch, the amber liquid sloshing lazily at the sides as the older man jerked it in your direction, welcoming you to his home with a lopsided smile, kind eyes pinching at the sides as his grin widened. Soap’s sister was on you before you even saw her, caging you in as she hugged you tightly, “blimey lass, you’re looking well, something glowing about ye” she was a beautiful women with gleaming teeth and freckled cheeks. Johnny’s family had some damn good genes, you thought.
The night was filled with great food, great laughs and great scotch. After spending half of the night entertaining the kids with Soap by playing hide and seek and then helping them with their spelling as they played hangman, the other half of the night you’d spent with the grown ups. Sitting by the telly as old re-runs of Christmas movies played like white noise in the background while you and Johnny filled his family in on what life was like on the front line.
They didn’t pry into the grim stuff, more trying to make idle conversations to take interest in Johnny’s work life, he was good at getting off the subject, preferring to talk about what was going on round here these days. His sister told you guys all about Emma’s school life, how far ahead she was with her reading age and how clever she was, always doing her homework on time and most of the time all by herself. You cast your eye over to Soap, seeing him grin like a Cheshire Cat as his sister spoke about her kids made you all fuzzy inside, Johnny really loved those kids.
With a belly full of beef stew and good Scottish whiskey you fell asleep almost as soon as your head hit the pillow, but your head began to drift away, pulling you into pleasant dreams filled with your best friend. The same friend sleeping not even an arms length away from you in your shared double bed (he’d insisted to save room for when the rest of the family arrived), if you reached out you’d feel his skin under your palms, the hot flesh and skin and bone of him.
Something had shifted today, watching him play with his nieces and nephews, observing Johnny in his domestic state had dislodged something warm and fuzzy in your chest, something you had tried to swallow down for years now.
You valued your friendship with him, more than anything, but the undeniable and growing attraction was there, and it was only growing the more time you found yourself spending with him. It was suffocating you, everything good about him, even all the bad, you wanted it all.
Something foreign overtook you. Fuelled by the heat of his body so close and the warmth of the whiskey thrumming away in your bloodstream, you rolled onto your back, guiding your hand over your stomach before slipping it under your waistband. You sank your teeth into your bottom lip, stifling any noise that attempted to bubble its way from your chest. Your fingers skimmed between your folds, meeting the slick wetness already gathering there, you threw your head back against the pillow and fought the urge to let the sounds spill.
Your mind swam, imagining it was Johnny’s hand, his fingers teasing you open, ready to curl into you and press into that velvety plush spot deep inside of you. It took everything not to whine, cry his name as you increased the pressure on your clit and moved your wrist in rapid motions.
“Don’t stay quiet on my account, lass”
His voice washes over you like a vat of ice cold water, sloshing and drowning you in dread as your body stills, all movement ceasing as you stare up at the ceiling. The duvet rustles and the mattress dips, your breathing hurries, eyes frantic as you search the darkness for any answer to explain yourself away. Johnny presses two fingers under your jaw, angling your face toward him as he speaks again, “ya haven’t gone shy on me now, have ya love?” His voice dips, lowers to a husked whisper as he nears closer, his breath so close it twines with yours.
You want to evaporate. Embarrassment tries to swallow you whole, but the arousal overflows, only egged on by the tone and implication of his words.
“Johnny I-I” you whine, mouth gaping and closing as you try to find the words, “I’m sorry it’s just-“ you try again but the words are lost, they die on your tongue when he shifts even closer, and the movement only further reminds you that your fingers are still dipped beneath your waistband.
Johnny hauls himself up, shoulders cracking as he pulls himself closer, his chest pressing into yours as he cages you to the bed under himself, elbows pressing into the mattress either side of you as his fingers flatten over your hair. It’s dark, the only light provided is the dim haze from the street lamp outside the window, and even that is barely enough to allow you to see him clearly. But you can feel his gaze, the way his eyes burn, yet you can’t quite gather the emotion they hold.
“Do you know why I woke you up on the train?” His voice is low, it brushes across your nose and you can smell the whiskey on his breath, you wish he’d let you taste it. You frown, brows knit as you replay the day in your mind, showing up empty. He must notice, one hand holding the side of your head while the other hand smoothes over your hair again, his fingers mindlessly twirling a stray piece he finds.
You don’t answer. Your heart is hammering so hard and fast that you can’t register it, your blood is rushing past your ears and it feels as if your going to have a heart attack, the ache in your ribcage makes you wince.
Johnny’s fingers trace further down, leaving your hair, the pad of his index finger skates down your cheek, mapping the freckles and moles he knows lay there. He continues across your skin and you feel as if you’re on fire, his fingers make it to your lips, tracing the shape of them and pressing over your cupids bow.
“You were moaning my name in yer sleep, bonnie” he’s closer, words fanning your lips along with his breath, he sounds so wrong like this. Soap is brash and loud and annoying, now, Johnny is tame and quiet - gentle with this topic like it’s a precious glass trinket in his hands, so easily broken.
You gasp, cheeks flooding a deep cherry red, you’re mortified and again words escape you. He’d still let you come here, bought you into his childhood home despite what he had heard, none of it adds up until you feel his lips pressing under your jaw. He nudges you until you tilt your chin, allowing his mouth to mould to your throat as he peppers kisses to the flesh there. Your hand is still between your legs, abandoned but now receiving pressure as Johnny pushes his weight down onto you - entirely on purpose.
“Ah- Johnny” your free hand snatches up, lays into his throat, holding him against you as he smirks into your skin. “Had to wake you up before I got us thrown off the train for public indecency, lass” his voice is muffled against you, his tongue tasting your flesh as you pant beneath him. “Had to keep my jacket in my lap for the rest of the journey” his teeth press into you now, sucking a welt deep into your skin and there’s no escaping the moan that creeps from your throat. You try to catch it but Johnny is quicker, pressing a palm over your mouth before you manage to clamp your mouth shut. “Quiet now, bonnie, don’t wake the house up” he smirks again, tongue soothing over the indents of his teeth.
He shuffles up, brings himself closer to your face again, then he stops- pauses in his tracks. You’re desperate to see him, to turn on the lights and stare into those beautiful blue eyes of his. Johnny balances his weight on one elbow, his fingers tracing your cheek before he leans in, pressing his lips to yours in the most tender kiss you think you’ve ever been captured in.
It’s so sweet. Too sweet. It makes your teeth ache and you can’t help but smile into his mouth, only to find he mirrors you. Bites it off in a huffed laugh that proves to be contagious, you’re panting into each others mouth, the smell of whiskey and mint fanning the space. Your hand is still at his neck and you move it up, thumb brushing over his ear as you rake your fingers over the shaved portion of his head and through the longer tresses of his mohawk that is beginning to grow out. “What’s so funny?” You ask, breathy, drunk on Johnny. He smirks into your cheek, takes the flesh between his teeth in a tease that makes you whine, “I’ve thought about this for so fuckin’ long” he admits, openly, pleased with himself when he kisses your cheek softly.
You want to tell him that you’ve felt it too, you want to spill it all, from your tongue right onto his. Yet, it dies away in a smile, disbelief washing through you, the tug of the whiskey and the slow thrumming of sleep in your blood making your eyes droop. You lean up, pressing your lips to his again, feeling as he deepens the kiss, pressing his tongue against your lips until you allow him in, pressing your hips up into his making him hiss. “Fuck, bonnie” he scolds, grip on the sheets tightening, “I don’t fancy getting an earful from me ma’ about this” he laughs, “I’ll fuck you silly when they’re all out tomorrow” he solidifies the promise with a kiss, teeth and tongue as he groans into your mouth, “then you can be as loud as ya fuckin’ like” his mouth skates from your mouth to your throat again, wet trail of his lips making your skin prickle.
“For now” he starts, smoothing his hand over your mouth again, making your eyes squeeze shut, “you’re going to let me help you cum” he rasps. It’s as if your world explodes, tiny fragments scattered as you try and catch them, but it’s useless. It’s torturously slow when Johnny shifts his weight, freeing up his hand and balancing his weight on his knees and thighs to keep himself up, then he traces his fingers down between your breasts and over your tummy, reaching your navel and continuing down until he reaches your waistband.
He doesn’t move your hand, simply guides his over yours, the difference in size laughable when his palm engulfs your hand entirely. You’re too focused on his motions, startled when he presses his lips into your throat again, smirking when your whines and mewls die beneath his palm. His mouth gapes when the length of his fingers over yours forces them to be met with the wetness between your legs, coating his fingertips. “Jesus, lass” he groans, hushed into your neck like a secret. He wraps his fingers between yours, slotted between one another, locked together as he begins to move both of your hands in tandem.
Out of instinct, you part your legs further, Johnny growls, “minx” then a flash of teeth nip at your ear as he continues to rock both of your hands against your clit. Your palm rubs friction against the bundle of nerves, the pressure of Johnny’s hand only adding to the sensation, you’re overwhelmed - embarrassingly aware that you won’t last long. You whine, pressing your head back against the pillows, “you’re doin’ so well, bonnie” he whispers, “ya look so pretty like this” he kisses your temple, hips rutting into the mattress as he adds more pressure to your fingers. You’re panting against his palm, steadily ascending to your release, so close you can taste it. His name is muffled into his own skin, a warning as he dips his fingers between your folds, never letting up the motions of his wrist as he guides your hand to rub faster against you slit.
Your orgasm surprises both of you, more so him when your teeth sink his palm, almost making him hump your thigh from how turned on it serves him to get. Your moan is suppressed back down your throat, swallowed down when Johnny kisses from your neck to your jaw, removing his hand to seal his mouth over yours when he’s sure the last wave of orgasm has passed, not keen on having you moan so loud the roof shakes. He kisses you daft, makes you preen into his mouth with as many hushed sentiments you manage to gift before he’s swallowing them down.
Johnny allows you a second to catch your breath, leaning back to catch a glimpse of your come down, the way you pant and your chest heaves, pretty doe eyes wet and blown wide. He moves to take your hand in his, pulls it from your waistband and up to his mouth, it looks to be a cute gesture - until he’s sucking your fingers into his mouth and your juices along with them. “Johnny!” You squeak, face flushed with a wide smile when he brings himself close again, connecting his mouth to yours so you can taste yourself.
You settle for kissing him until the sun peaks over the buildings of the street, buttery winter sunshine seeping through the cracks in the blinds as the two of you fumble with grabbing hands and wet trails of lips and tongue. Johnny listens out for the movement of the house awakening, footsteps shuffling around the floorboards, the rushed scrubbing of teeth and jangle of keys, there’s a resounding handful of different voices shouting out their goodbyes and he returns the politeness with a groggy “see ya in a bit”. But as soon as the door slams, his eyes darken, hovering above you like a shadowed phantom, the promise of ruin present in his smirk.
“Merry Christmas, lass”
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I’m sorry but just IMAGINE Eloise and Cressida as parents?!
Cressida would 100% be a full blown PTA mum, planning all the best events for her children’s school.
Eloise would inevitably be dragged along to help decorate and somehow end up agreeing the directing the school play - because she’s read the book a MILLION times! And “Couldn’t possibly let them butcher it.”
They’d have two daughters and a son. Aged, 5, 3 and 6 months. Lunet, Maeve and Benedict Jr.
Eloise would try sneaking treats that Cressida had baked for a fundraiser. Getting caught with frosting on her mouth, she swears blind to her wife she a no idea where it came from.
Cressida baking special cookies just for Eloise to eat! 😭
Eloise would read to the children every night, Cressida insisting she’s just there to tuck them in but ultimately sat across the bottom of the bed to listen too.
Cressida will often insist Eloise continues reading despite the fact the kids are already asleep, and they will have to reread that chapter again the next evening!
Uncle Benedict would love taking care of the children so their mothers may enjoy a walk or weekend alone 🥹 “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Though I suppose that doesn’t leave a lot.”
Uncle Colin and Aunt Pen would already arrive with an array of wonderful gifts. Eloise has a shelf of trinkets, many from Cressida and her family. Stemming from rocks, sea shells and pressed flowers to tiny figurines and bottles of sand from Colin’s travels.
Eloise secretly adores that Cressida insists on hanging Benedict’s painting’s in their home.
Eloise will often return home to Cressida and Violet sharing tea in the garden - Violet cannot go more than a few days without visiting her grandchildren.
Aunt Daphne and Cressida would take great pride in buying the children the cutest shoes and outfits - much to Eloise’s dismay when she finds her youngest in a ‘hideous’ bonnet. “Well what has she got this monstrosity on her head for? Oh my sweet girl don’t worry mummy will protect you from the taffeta.”
Eloise often getting emotional when spending time alone with her wife and children, free of any distractions. Forgoing her book to simple watch Cressida and their toddler play in the grass with wooden blocks.
Cressida tired at the breakfast table a child on either knee, as Elouise and their eldest read the newspaper out loud. Gently kissing their temples and stirring her tea.
Eloise and Cressida often indulging in a sneaky cigarette together at the end of a long week. Hidden out on the balcony to their room - their children fast asleep in the next room. Often shushing one another when their giggling threatens to wake them.
Eloise nearly having a ‘heart attack’ seeing her child on a horse for the first time, insisting her wife is insane and she’d prefer both ‘her girls’ back on the ground.
Cressida being the good cop, Eloise bad cop in many matters. I truly believe Cressida would be the biggest softy towards their children.
Eloise helping the children with their school work, whilst Cressida knits across the room (Cressida is utterly no help academically.)
Violet often insisting on taking the children for the evening because her home is simply ‘too big’ and Cressida and Eloise are ‘still young’.
Cressida and Eloise often opting to enjoy their meals in the form of picnic. Packing up the children to spend the evening down by the river.
Cressida rolling up her sleeves and teaching the children to skim stones.
Eloise sat waiting to aid them all in drying off when they’re done. The baby resting upon her chest.
Eloise often scolding Cressida more than the children, her wife simply brushing her off with terms of endearment or a kiss.
Cressida taking birthdays very seriously, waking up early to decorate the house. They keep Violets birthday hat tradition well alive. Eloise made her one their first birthday spent together and she still has it. Violet cried when they did the same for her.
The entire family often visit for long weekends and dinners - Eloise and Cressida opted to live in the country where there is more privacy and space for them.
#fanfiction#ao3 fanfic#incorrect bridgerton quotes#bridgerton fanfiction#violet bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#colin x penelope#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#daphne bridgerton#cressida cowper x eloise bridgerton#eloise x cressida#cressida bridgerton#cressida cowper#eloise bridgerton#im just 🥺🥺🥺#did I take this too far??#I just want them to be happy#😭😭😭#Bridgerton
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Kiddads headcanons: (Lark and Sparrow)
Sparrow:
drinks red wine out of a coffee mug every morning.
Sometimes mixes in actual coffee with the wine (it's fucking disgusting and makes Lark gag)
Low-key kinda an alcoholic in the way that white upper-middle class suburban moms are
Still wears the friendship bracelet him and Lark made for each other as kids, along with a bunch of those beaded circle bracelets and the leather strappy ones.
Abso-fucking-LUTELY rockin' the 'Burks.
Still really likes art and painting but feels weirdly guilty about it so he only does it when everyone else is out of the house.
Has so many crystals it's a fire hazard. (Rocks rock!)
Keeps them right next to the Incense too.
Eats reeses peanut butter cups when he's really drunk and cries about how guilty he is cause they're not vegan as he is actively shoving them in his mouth. He never remembers this in the morning.
Actually, weirdly does not like weed. It makes him paranoid and he starts acting like Lark.
Took shrooms once as was convinced he had prophetic doodler dreams where he saw the end of the world.
He was convinced because it's true. That's literally exactly what happened.
Before he lost his love wolf powers, he got drunk and wandered around in wolf form until he got caught by the pound and Lark had to pay 30 bucks to get him back.
He read homestuck as a kid and LOVED jade but he grew up and ended up more like roses mom.
Both him and Lark watched gravity falls as kids and routinely argued over which twin they were.
Hero once told sparrow that his ponytail made him look like a dead anime mom and it mentally fucked him up for 2 day before he cut his hair down to his shoulders "just incase"
Sparrow doesn't have a favorite. he loves both his children equally. (its hero)
Sparrow believes in his heart that he's a bad father and thinks that Lark would do a better job than him (despite evidence to the contrary)
When Sparrow started doing yoga, both Lark and Henry had a heart attack cause he would do EXACTLY what barry did and start just yoga-ing mid-conversation.
Sparrow is still afraid of snakes.
Sparrow still has dreams about when Lark died in Oakvale, and it scares the shit out of him. Because of that moment, Sparrow is so afraid of Lark dying alone on a mission that it has gotten them into screaming matches because Lark refuses to stop going off on his own.
Sparrows favorite TV show actually IS the sunrise because it's been so long since he's seen it. He paints it a lot.
Sparrows second favorite TV show is gossip girl.
Sparrow thinks Harry Potter is stupid cause real spells are nothing like the Harry Potter ones.... but like.... he also owns a hufflepuff sweater.
If sparrow paints when he's blackout drunk he always ALWAYS paints the doodler. He burns the paintings cause they give him nightmares.
Sparrow feels like he, personally, is the reason the doodler was released. Because his drawing is what started the whole mess.
However, he feels like Henry is responsible for what Lark did.
Sparrow participated in heros training but he wasn't the main source of it. And he's the one who made Lark cut it off.
Sparrow has no idea if either of his kids are actually his. He asked both Rebecca and Lark if the timing lined up and they both just grimaced.
He played barbies with his kids when they were little and considered going to AA meetings after hero made the dad barbie get drunk at 3pm and fall asleep on the couch crying.
Sparrow has seen ALLLL the barbie movies #dadofadaughterthings
His favorite is Princess and the Pauper.
Sparrow was the one who set the school on fire. After he became a love wolf, he wrote a letter of "apology" to the school suggesting they make their classrooms less flammable.
Sparrows favorite kiddad (aside from lark) was Terry Jr. But he wasn't really all that close with him. it's like when you just observe someone from the outside and get invested. They still hung out tho. But both Lark and Sparrow are personally closest with Grant.
Sparrow is more afraid of Lark dying than he is of himself dying.
Lark:
For the longest time, Lark had pretty short hair, especially in comparison to sparrow who grows his out. But after code purple Lark stopped really caring about cutting it.
Lark bitched about normal never washing his mascot costume but Larks bomber jacket hasn't been washed since before normal's birth.
He smells like cigarette smoke all the time.
Lark drinks black coffee like normal people drink water. he drinks it hot when he can, but he also drinks it cold out of a fucking flask like a psychopath.
His ass never sleeps, or when he does its like 4 hours a night. he's constantly running on 14 cups of coffee and a prayer.
like and share if both you and your twin have ADDICTION ISSUES.
speaking of addictive shit, lark does not drink. he's too fuckin on edge to allow himself to be in a vulnerable position. especially since he has to willingly put his mind at the mercy of the doodler shit.
he did, however, smoke weed a lot with nick as teenagers.
Lark didn't get that moment of being absoultely alone in the world like sparrow did when he watched lark die, so lark literally just doesn't comprehend how much it would effect other people if he died. so he's an insensitive asshole about it.
He cares if he dies, but only in the sense that he feels he's the most capable of the kiddads of fighting the doodler and keeping everyone alive, and dying would inconvenience that.
He got arrested for trying to sneak a gun into hero's 1st grade classroom, quote, "in case of emergencies. its fine. she knows how to use it." unquote.
shockingly, this arguments was not taken well by the police.
Lark lives with sparrow because both of them are a fucking wreck without each other and they need that other half to stabilize them.
Lark knows a shit ton about the rocks on old earth from henry and he HATES that its legitimately helpful knowledge on the plane where its really easy to loose your mind and forget where you are and knowing the geology of the terrain really helps navigation.
He wore his glasses one time. for his drivers test. and has never worn them since.
He's is a really really good driver. he doesn't follow any of the traffic laws, but he's never gotten pulled over, and he'll get you places 3 hours early. He knows how to parallel park too its insane.
during one of the "camping trips" with hero, Lark pretended to be a bear to "keep her on her toes" and got shot in the shoulder.
His ass has like three prepper bunkers.
Lark is no longer afraid of snakes. (lie)
he's not a vegan anymore, and he'd never admit it, but Lark actually still prefers a lot of the "vegan substitute meats" that he ate as a kid.
Larks hair is curlier than sparrows because sparrow brushes his and makes it fluffy rather than curly, but Lark hasn't brushed his hair a day in his life.
Lark definitely has a favorite. its hero.
Larks least favorite of Normal's spouses is Lincoln (he slapped him that one time)
When he was alive, Lark and Terry Jr. had that awkward relationship of like "our friends are friends, but I don't really like you"
The main reason Lark grew out his beard, doesn't wear glasses, is all in an effort to not look like Henry. It mostly works until it doesn't.
Sparrow doesn't make that effort to avoid looking like their dad, and sometimes, he looks just like Henry. Especially when he's being kind and fatherly to hero and normal. Lark feels really bittersweet about it.
Lark knows that the doodler is his fault.
Sparrow has walked in on Lark trying to wrap up actively bleeding wounds in the bathroom in the middle of the night so many fucking times they have a jar for it now.
This is extra annoying to sparrow because sparrow HAS HEALING SPELLS. there is NO REASON for Lark to be actively staining the carpets with blood on his tromp through the house.
Lark is the main one who was training hero, the training was much much more brutal when sparrow wasn't there.
He's deffo the one who made her kill a deer with her bare hands.
Lark got the idea from batman to make contingency plans for if any of his friends turn on him. They're all 10 pages long. Sparrow found his and Lark had to make a whole new plan cause now that one was compromised.
Lark was bribed into playing barbies with the kids and then got yelled at by sparrow when he made his barbie kill all the other barbies.
Grant got prescribed anxiety meds, and Lark made a huge deal about them dulling your senses and instincts so he doesn't take them.
Lark should be on anxiety meds.
#holy shit that took like literal days#they both have 35 facts each#dad facts#theyre both so so fucked up#unironically the fact that the fandom seems to hate sparrow more than lark has made me like sparrow better#you guys just dont get him like i do#sparrow oak#sparrow oak garcia#lark oak#lark oak garcia#henry oak#dndads s2#dungeons and daddies#the oaks are fucking awful messes of creatures i wanna study them#normal oak#hero oak#terry jr stampler#grant wilson#nick close#kiddads#headcanons#hc#them goddamn oak boys *shakes fist in the air*#rebecca swallows oak garcia#normal swallows oak garcia#hero swallows oak garcia
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naturalbornluvr hot people list
kinda not really ranked
1. cal gabriel
1. cal robertson in the year 2001
1. my husband
1. my baby daddy
1. daddy
1. the love of my life
1. light of my life fire of my loins
1. the blonde kid from that school shooter movie
2. lana del rey
3. hayden anhedonia
4. andre kreigman
5. christian bale
6. matt dillon
7. lorenzo zurolo
8. jake gyllenhaal
9. liz gillies
10. robbie shapiro
11. robbie hawkins
12. beck from victorious
13. alexander hamilton (the real 1776 one not lin)
14. andre harris
15. eric harris
16. jodi arias
17. ricky kasso
18. peter steele
19. ghostface
20. timothee chalamet (bones and all specifically)
21. weasley twins
22. hermione granger
23. harry potter
24. tom riddle
25. rachel lurie
26. sera promgoer
27. regina george
28. ron weasley
29. robert pattinson
30. mason freeland
31. sodapop curtis
32. everyone from the breakfast club
33. alice cullen
34. rosalie cullen
35. daddylisle cullen
36. dilfy swan
37. the one guy in the hallway in mean girls when cady says i think he’s going to the projection room above the auditorium
38. carl azuz
39. mickey and mallory
40. maya from pll
41. jfk
42. jfk jr
43. jfk jr jr
44. damon albarn
45. ANAKIN SKYWALKER (he should NOT be this low but i don’t wanna change the numbers. takes too long. everyone that should be higher up is going in all caps now)
46. the guy from i believe his unicorns. spencer? i think
47. JESS MARIANO
48. born to die music video boyfriend
49. shades of cool music video boyfriend
50. health ledger
51. chad michael murray
52. a$ap rocky
53. holly would from cool world
54. brad pitt
55. zion from ginny and georgia (young & old)
56. georgia miller
57. tyler the creator
58. KURT COBAIN
59. adam brody
60. megan fox
61. 2000s christina aguilera
62. RODRICK HEFFLEY
63. jeffrey dean morgan
64. charles shaughnessy
65. grown up zack from school of rock (like when he stole the guitars and amp in like 2019)
66. the one guy from school of rock who’s like yo u guys rocked man how old are u guys after the battle of the bands show
67. ned from school of rock
68. jack black
69 mweheheh. both george coopers
70. meemaw
71. meemaws friend played by reba i think
72. alex arnold
73. sid jenkins
74. kurtis conner
75. danny gonzalez
76. drewisgooden
77. kim possible
78. bill scarscard or whatever his last name is
79. GWEN from tdi
80. julia from tdi
81. heather from tdi
82. like all of the girls from tdi. at least half
83. naked guy from gilmore girls
84. taylor momsen
85. the other mother
86. mrs spink
87. coraline’s dad & other dad but not the pumpkin one
88. artyom
89. the babysitter and bones from monster house
90. lightning mcqueen
91. mater
92. angelina jolie
93. evan peters
94. ryan gosling obviously
95. THE DAD FROM INSIDE OUT. more like riley’s dad turn ME inside out. awooooga
96. the 911 operator from zero day when she’s not yapping
97. karina and ronald now from sis vs bro
98. cameron boyce
99. joseph gordon levitt
100. the mom from inside out. same thing i said for her husband
i will be adding on most definitely but 100 is a nice number to stop at 😇🫶
NEVERMIND
101. DADDY oops i mean flynn ryder oops i mean eugene fitzherbert
102. keanu reaves
103. chris mclean
104. playboi carti
105. JOEY SMACK
106. eric from elephant
107. drew starkey
108. that one biker bf from the ride mv
109. my husband’s dad …………..
110. andre’s dad
111. KRISTOFF !!!
112. shang from mulan
113. naveen from princess and the frog
114. MILO JAMES THATCH
115. steve terreberry
116. verryyy cal gabriel coded theatre kid at my school
117. hallway crush 1
118. hallway crush 2
119. hallway crush 3
120. hallway crush 4
121. maxo_xoxo on twitter and his wife lolaloopzy
122. MILA KUNIS
123. melania trump
124. jane fonda
125. fran FOIIINEEEE
126. that one guy who ranks things and uses the high pitched voice filter on tiktok
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Anderson Bonner
Prominent Texas landowner and businessman Anderson Bonner was born enslaved in Alabama around 1839. Not much is known about his younger years. Family history states that Bonner was given as a wedding present to the daughter of his former master, who moved him from Alabama to Arkansas. Anderson may have been “refugeed” in Texas during the Civil War when nearly 100,000 enslaved people from neighboring states were forcibly brought there by slaveholders to avoid the Union Army freeing them as it gradually occupied more of the Confederacy. If Bonner was in Texas by 1865, he—like other Lone Star state enslaved people—gained his freedom when Union General Gordon Granger and Union Troops under his command arrived in Galveston on June 19, 1865 and pronounced the end of slavery. That announcement became the basis for the Juneteenth holiday.
Sometime in 1865 Bonner married a woman known only as Eliza. Over time the couple had ten children, Anderson Jr, Newton, William, Ed, John, Andy, Mary, Martha, Charlie and Nash. Bonner arrived in Dallas, Texas, around 1870 with his brother Louis, and sister Caroline and they worked on a farm in the White Rock Creek area. Bonner by this time had acquired modest wealth. The 1870 Census lists his financial worth at $275 or approximately $5,456 in 2020 dollars. On August 10, 1874 Bonner purchased sixty acres of land, signing the deed with an “X”, as he never learned to read or write. He soon began leasing his land and the houses on it to cotton growing sharecroppers. With the money he earned, he bought more land. Bonner eventually amassed over two thousand acres of land in what is now North Dallas and the Dallas suburb of Richardson. The Medical City Dallas Hospital now sits on what was once the Bonner farm and the North Central Expressway divides Bonner’s original property.
Census records in 1900 reveal that six of the ten Bonner children still lived on the Bonner farm. Cotton, corn, and fruits were grown on the family farm worked mostly by Bonner, his children, and sharecroppers. Bonner’s sister, Caroline married into the Fields family, and one of her children married into the Giddings family, both prominent African American families of Dallas in the late 19th Century. In 1903, Eliza was killed in a oil lamp explosion in the family home. Sixty-four-year-old Bonner then married a woman named Lucinda, but the couple had no children.
Anderson Bonner passed away at the age of 82 in 1920. He was buried in White Rock Colored Union Cemetery (now White Rock Garden of Memories Cemetery), in Addison county. His descendants established the Anderson Bonner Endowment Scholarship that helps support Richardson Public School students who attend Prairie View A&M University. The first public school for black children in the North Dallas, the Vickery and Hillcrest school was renamed the Anderson Bonner School before its closing in 1955. The city of Dallas officially named the park west of Medical City Hospital, Anderson Bonner Park in 1976. The park consists of 44.1 acres of Bonner’s original land.
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Buster’s Best Loved Stunts
Steamboat Bill Jr. 1928
Two tons of house front falls on top of Buster in what is surely his most famous stunt, if not the most famous stunt of all time. His salvation comes in the form of a small upstairs window, wider than his shoulders by only a couple of inches.
Were he to fail to stand exactly where the nails that had been driven into the ground to mark the spot, were he to move forward even slightly, he would be killed instantly.
Co-director Chuck Reisner couldn’t bear to witness the scene. “My father, who was a very religious man, a Christian Scientist, had a practitioner up there,” his son, Dean, remembered, “and they were praying all day because here comes this stunt and my father couldn’t bear to see it. He and the practitioner were off praying in one corner and waiting to find out whether Buster came through it or not.
“Two extra women on the sidelines fainted,” Keaton said in 1930, relishing the memory, “and the cameramen turned their backs as they ground out the film.” The thrilling shot came off beautifully. “But it’s a one-take scene and we got it that way. You don’t do those things twice.” He would later claim that the house scene was one of his "greatest thrills," before noting, "I was mad at the time, or I would never have done the thing."
Cops 1922
Although by his own admission Buster only ever had one day of schooling, he must have learned a little about physics along the way.
I don’t know how else he was able to convince himself that he could perform this iconic stunt Cops without ripping his arm out of its socket.
No special affects were used here, and no camera trickery either. Just incredible timing, incredible strength and somehow managing to factor his height and weight with the speed of the car and deciding to risk it.
The Navigator 1924
This scene was originally intended to be filmed in a swimming pool, but Buster wanted deeper water, so after destroying an indoor pool in Riversdale California by over-filling it with water and cracking the bottom, he decided to film in Lake Tahoe where the water was deep, very clear but very cold. Buster could only stay underwater for a few minutes at a time.
As always Buster insisted on doing it himself despite the dangers and even had a special divers helmet made with a clear front screen so that the audience could see his face and know he wasn’t cheating them.
The General 1926
In what filmmaker James Blue would call “a moment of almost almost pathetic beauty,” Buster sits dejectedly on the coupling rod that connects the great metal wheels of the General and remains there, frozen in place, as the engine begins to move towards the tunnel. For this stunt Buster only had to sit very still, but as with the Steamboat Bill stunt, it also required nerves of steel.
“I was running the engine myself all through the picture. I could handle that thing so well I was stopping it on a dime. But when it came to the shot, I asked the engineer whether we could do it. He said “there’s only one danger. A fraction too much steam and the wheel spins, and if it spins it will kill you then and there”. We tried it four or five times and in the end the engineer was satisfied that he could handle it. So we went ahead and did it”
Our Hospitality 1923
Two stunts could have resulted in Buster’s death in Our Hospitality.
The film climaxes in a daring rescue of the heroine Virginia, whose boat is being swept downstream through the rapids. As usual, Buster had refused to use a double. As a safety precaution, wire was attached to his body and to make sure he would stay within camera range.
When the cameras started to roll, he plunged into the fierce current of the Truckee River and began to swim. A few seconds later, the wire snapped and he shot forward, tumbling over rocks and boulders, swallowing great mouthfuls of foam as he was borne toward the rapids. It took all his strength to maneuver himself to the river's edge so that he could grab an overhanging branch.
The cameraman did as was always ordered to by Buster and kept filming. When he was found ten minutes later, Buster lay in the underbrush along the riverbank facedown in the mud, his feet still dangling in the water. He did not move when they pulled him out. His first words as he lifted his head were: "Did Nate see it” Nate was Natalie Talmadge his wife and co star. She had seen it.
The footage of the accident was used in the final film.
Back in Hollywood, he completed the rescue sequence on the lot. A waterfall was constructed over the swimming pool. To create the distant valley below the falls, a miniature set was planted with hundreds of tiny trees. As Virginia's boat plunges over the falls, Willie uses a rope to swing out over the waterfall and grab her at the last moment. Although a dummy was substituted for Natalie, Buster performed the dangerous stunt himself. Hanging upside down underneath the waterfall, he swallowed so much water that a doctor was called to give him first aid.
Sherlock Jr. 1924
The film critic David Thomson described Keaton's style of comedy thusly: "Buster plainly is a man inclined towards a belief in nothing but mathematics and absurdity ... like a number that has always been searching for the right equation”
Many of Buster’s stunts comprised of a perfect combination of “mathematics and absurdity” including this stunt from Sherlock Jr. which involved his holding onto an upright roadblock gate that swings down, with him jumping onto an oncoming car at the right moment. It has an almost James Bond like quality of humour and coolness about it.
Seven Chances 1925
Buster did not want to do Seven Chances. He was not happy with the script but was compelled to make it as the studio had already bought it.
At the first test screening he was disappointed by how disengaged the audience were. The only time they seemed to perk up was towards the end of the movie. He is being chased by the pack of brides and runs down the side of a hill to get away when some boulders start falling behind him. He manages to dodge them just in time.
Buster took note of this reaction and just went with it. He had papier-mâché boulders made in various sizes and created a whole new scene carrying on from that point. It is one of the most memorable moments in the whole movie.
Although the boulders were fake, due to the size of some of them if they’d hit him they would no doubt have caused some damage. Buster had to be super fast and super nimble to avoid getting hit. Fortunately he was both.
I sometimes wonder if this scene influenced the famous boulder scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Sherlock Jr. 1924
"Of course all my weight pulls on the rope, and I pull the spout down and it drenches me with water. I didn't know how strong that water pressure was. Well, it just tore my grip loose as if I had no grip at all and dropped me the minute it hit me. And I lit on my back with my head right across the rail right on my neck. It was a pretty hard fall, and that water pushed me down....I had a headache for a few hours.... I said, 'I want a drink.' I turned at the next block coming back from location-it was out there in the [San Fernando] Valley someplace. I went in to see Mildred Harris, Charlie Chaplin's first wife, and I went into her house and she gave me a couple of stiff drinks. During Prohibition, see, when you couldn't just stop anyplace to get a drink. So, that numbed me enough that I woke up the following morning, my head was clear and I never stopped working”.
-Buster Keaton
Reader, he’d broken his neck.
Three Ages 1923
“So, my scene was that with the cops chasing me, I took advantage of the lid of a skylight and laid it over the edge of the roof to use as a springboard. I backed up, hit it, and tried to make it to the other side, which was probably about eighteen feet. Well, I misjudged the spring of that board and didn’t make it. I hit flat up against the other set and fell to the net, but I hit hard enough that I jammed my knees a little bit, and hips and elbows and I had to go home and stay in bed for about three days. And, of course, at the same time, me and the scenario department were a little sick because we can’t make that leap. That throws the whole chase sequence, that routine, right out the window. So the boys the next day went into the projecting room and saw the scene anyhow, ’cause they had it printed to look at it. Well, they got a thrill out of it, so they came back and told me about it. I say ‘Well, if it looks that good let’s see if we can pick it up this way: The best thing to do is to put an awning on a window, just a little small awning, just enough to break my fall.’ ’Cause on the screen you could see that I fell about sixteen feet. I must have passed two stories. So now you go in and drop into something just to slow me up, to break my fall, and I can swing from that onto a rainspout, and when I get a hold of it, it breaks and lets me sway out away from the building hanging onto it. And for a finish, it collapses enough that it hinges and throws me down through a window a couple of floors below. Well, when this pipe broke and threw me through the window, we went in there and built the sleeping quarters of the fire department with a sliding pole in the background. Well, it ended up…It was the biggest laughing sequence in the picture…because I missed it in the original trick.”
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day 12 of kolowv: day 11
my baby @theapocryphaofantares's birthday is in eleven days, and because i love him with all my heart he gets a small microfic every day until he gets his big present on his actual birthday.
day 11: climb | bartylily | words 2,631
Lily Evans has never felt so lonely and disappointed until now.
It’s her sixteenth birthday, and she’s standing outside in a short, black mini-skirt and a tight, light-green t-shirt that she stole from her sister. Her face isn’t really caked with makeup, but it’s definitely there because Lily wants to wipe away the thin layer of foundation her sister put on. The pastel pink winter jacket that she has on isn’t exactly keeping her warm while she waits for her date to show up.
She wishes that she had come up with some backup plan—something just in case this date fell through. Her best friend, Mary Macdonald warned her that James Potter was a flake, but she had been crushing on him since they both got into high school. She never thought that James would ask her out, so of course when James offered to take her out, she couldn’t say no. However, she was too scared to tell him that the day he picked was her birthday. She didn’t want him to feel any pressure, but she regrets it. She’s been standing outside for thirty minutes past the time James said he’d pick her up. Maybe she should’ve said something—maybe then he wouldn’t have stood her up.
She pulls out her cell phone again, making sure she didn’t miss a text from him or something, and she frowns when she sees the only notification is from Mary asking if she’s having a fun time.
It’s face-numbing cold outside, and she contemplates going back inside, but then she looks over at the house next door. Through the branches and leaves of the large sycamore tree that sits in her yard and her neighbor’s yard, she sees Barty Crouch Jr. pacing back and forth in front of his window.
She wonders what Barty is doing at home on a Saturday. Typically he’s always sneaking out and coming home in the early hours of the morning the next day, so seeing him home on the weekend is a bit shocking. She and Barty used to be close when they were younger—they’d spend hours upon hours with each other, doing whatever they possibly could. The world seemed to be their oyster during that time. Each day was new, shiny, and exciting—but now?
If Lily were to pry an oyster open now, there wouldn’t be a pearl inside. It would be a common pebble because Lily’s world is boring, dull, unappealing. She would do anything to feel that new and shiny feeling again, but the only person she’d felt that with was the boy that is currently hanging out in his bedroom next door.
She’s not sure what she’s doing—she’s finding herself going over to her mother’s garden, picking out some tiny rocks, and putting them in her coat pocket. She walks over to the sycamore tree and she looks up, trying to analyze which branches would hold her weight and which ones wouldn’t. She takes a moment before reaching up and grabbing the branch that’s above her and pulls herself up. She dangles her legs a little bit, and it occurs to her that she’s wearing a short skirt. When she gets on the branch, she looks around and a sigh of relief leaves her when the street is still empty.
If she climbs a few more branches, she’ll be fine and won’t have to worry about flashing someone.
So that’s exactly what she does.
She navigates her way through climbing the tree, and her upper arms are burning from all the pulling up she’s been doing. Her hands are sticky from sap and she wants to wipe them on her skirt but she thinks that’ll make the feeling of it worse. She reaches out to the branch that’s starting to cross over to the Crouch yard and carefully climbs on it, trying not to slip from how wet the branch is.
Once she’s on the branch that’s right outside of Barty’s window, she reaches into her pocket, pulls out the few rocks that she grabbed from before, and starts to toss them on the glass. After the third rock, she sees Barty come up to the window, and when they make eye contact, she gives him a soft smile and a small wave.
He looks so different now. His black hair is a bit more shaggier and there are bits and pieces of it that are dyed green. He has his lip pierced and his eyebrow pierced, and Lily isn’t surprised that it suits him. He’s staring at her, confused, but he still opens up the window.
“Lily?” Barty asks, and his voice is lower than the last time she remembers it. “What are you doing?”
“Climbing a tree?” She replies, shrugging. “What are you doing?”
“Uh,” Barty looks behind him and looks back at her. “Nothing, I guess.”
“Come outside,” she says.
“It’s cold.”
“So? Put on a jacket.”
Barty rolls his eyes and walks away from the window, and Lily waits patiently before Barty comes back with a black, raggedy-looking hoodie and starts to climb out of his window dormer. He carefully slides down a couple of inches of the roof before he sits down and shuffles his body over on the branch. Lily moves closer to the crown of the tree and tries to make herself comfortable, a branch in between her legs. Barty mimics her, swinging a leg over the branch and they’re just staring at each other. She hasn’t seen Barty this up close in a while, and even though she was able to see the piercings on his face from when he was in his room, she can see the small brown freckles littered across his nose and cheeks.
“What are you doing out here wearing an outfit like that?” He asks.
“I had a date,” she tells him.
“How was it?”
“Oh, I wouldn’t know,” she replies. “He never came.”
Barty frowns and crosses his arms, and he shivers just a little. “Who was it?”
“James,” she answers. “You know, James Potter—”
“Yeah,” Barty says, cutting her off. “Yeah, I know Potter.”
“How are you?”
“So we’re doing small talk now, are we?” Barty asks, staring at her. “Why did you ask me out here, Lils?”
Lils. The nickname has never sounded so sweet and she missed hearing it come out of his mouth.
“I just wanted to talk—catch up,” she says.
“You haven’t talked to me in years.”
“My momma told me not to,” she says, her voice quieter. “She said that you were trouble now.”
“Did she?” He asked, his voice monotone. “And you listened?”
“You didn’t make much of an effort to talk to me either, Barty.”
“We’re not kids anymore,” he says. “You have your friends and I have mine.”
“But we were each others.”
“When we were kids, Lily,” he reiterates.
“Come on,” she pushes. “Just catch me up.”
And so Barty does. There are some things that he’s hesitant to tell her, like his friendships with the Rosier twins, the younger Black brother, and Dorcas Meadowes. He tells her that his dad is starting to travel more for work now, and since he has the house to himself more he doesn’t feel the need to sneak out.
“Where would you go?” She asks.
“Out,” is his reply.
He tells her how his classes are going—he’s taking AP classes and he’s not worried about the tests at the end of the year. He tells her that his dad is still pushing him to apply to Harvard but he’s still not sure.
“Why are you not sure?”
“It’s not what my mom wanted for me,” he says. And Lily pauses for a moment because she sees the flash of pain in his eyes before he turns his head and looks over at the street. “She wanted Duke.”
“So will you apply?”
“Probably,” he replies. “What about you?”
“I don’t know yet,” she sighs. “Petunia wants me to follow her to Stanford if she gets in but I just don’t think I’m a person that screams California.”
“You might like it,” he says, finally looking back at her. “I remember that you like warm weather.”
“True,” she says, laughing a little. “We’ll see, I still have time.”
“Tell me about your life.”
And so she does. She does the same thing: tells him about her classes and the newfound friendships that she built. She explains that her sister leaves next year for college and she’s nervous but she thinks she’ll survive. Once she finishes, they both sit there in silence and they both look over at the empty street. They can hear the street lamps humming and Lily just wants to know—just wants to ask—
“Have you ever kissed anyone?”
“Huh?”
“Have you kissed anyone?” She repeats.
“Yeah, I have.”
“What’s it like?” She asks, her face getting warm. She’s thankful it’s dark enough that Barty can’t see the blush creeping on her cheeks.
“Kissing someone?”
“Yeah.”
“Uh,” Barty takes a second before saying more. “It’s wet, kind of gross. Sometimes it’s fine. I don’t know, Lils,” he says. “It’s—it’s not how it’s hyped in movies. So far everyone has been disappointing.”
“Maybe you just haven’t kissed the right person yet,” she offers.
“I mean, we’re sixteen,” he snorts. “I don’t think I’m really looking for the ‘right one,’” he says, using air quotes.
“Oh,” she breathes out.
“Wait,” he says, and Lily can practically see the wheels turning in his head. “You haven’t been kissed before, have you?”
“Well—I mean—”
“Doesn’t surprise me,” he says.
“What is that supposed to mean?”
“You’re, like, a goody two shoes,” he answers.
“Yeah, well, sorry I’m not kissing every person I see,” she bites back.
“What is that supposed to mean?” He mocks, scooting closer to Lily. She tries to back herself up, but her back is already against the crown of the tree and she’s trapped. “Kissing isn’t as scandalous as you think it is.”
“Then show me,” she replies, but she smacks her mouth once she realizes what she just said. Barty’s look of defensiveness turns into him smiling. She’s already started this, she might as well finish it. “If it’s so bad and awful like you say it is, then show me so I know to never kiss anyone in my life.”
“Lily,” he says, laughter falling from his lips. “What?”
“It’s my birthday,” she says, frowning, trying to change the subject.
“I know.”
“You haven’t said happy birthday yet.”
“I haven’t said happy birthday to you in years.”
“You can make it up to me, you know,” she says, her voice soft. She wants to smack herself in the face because she needs to quit trying to egg him on. She just can’t help but find herself staring at Barty’s lips and admiring the way that he had been playing with his lip ring while they’ve been sitting out here.
“How?” He asks. “By kissing you?”
“Yeah,” she breathes out. The churning that’s happening in her stomach is intense—her heart is beating fast and she licks her lips because she doesn’t want to kiss Barty if her lips are dry.
“Okay,” he replies. “I’ll kiss you.”
“Wait,” she says, sitting up straighter. She moves her legs a little bit because they’ve started to fall asleep, and the pokiness of some of the branches starts to ache on her thighs. “Wait, how do I do this?”
“Don’t overthink it,” he answers. Barty gets even closer to Lily, their legs touching and it’s the first bit of warmth that Lily has felt since she first started waiting for James to pick her up. Barty leans in, and Lily’s eyes widen and she starts to shake her head, a smile breaking out on her face.
She starts to laugh.
“Why are you laughing?” He asks, rolling his eyes. Their faces are still close together, and Lily can’t help it.
“Sorry—sorry,” she says in between laughs. She finally calms down, but the butterflies in her stomach are still fluttering around. “I’m just nervous.”
“Lily—”
“No, no, I’m ready,” she says with confidence. “I can do it.”
Barty stares at her, reading her, trying to make sure that she’s actually comfortable with what’s about to happen. Lily nods her head, indicating that she’s ready. So he leans in again, and Lily holds her breath because she’s about to kiss Barty Crouch Jr. and she feels like she’s dreaming.
His lips are on hers, and it’s cold yet her body feels hot. The kiss lasts for only a few seconds before Barty pulls away, and they’re both looking at each other with flushed cheeks.
“So—” Lily cuts off Barty by grabbing his face and kissing him again. This time it’s all messy and teeth hitting each other and it’s almost full of desperation that Lily didn’t even know existed in her. It takes a moment before they find a rhythm with their lips, but once they do, Lily finds herself letting out a small gasp when she feels one of Barty’s hands on her bare thigh. His hands are cold and calloused but she’s enjoying this and she’s addicted to this.
Addicted to kissing. Addicted to touching. Addicted to Barty.
They pull apart, heavily breathing and shoulders heaving.
“Satisfied?” He asks, grinning.
“You lied,” Lily says.
“What do you mean?”
“You told me that it was wet and gross and nothing like how it is in the movies,” she explains. Confusion is still on his face and Lily sighs. “It was more than that.”
“More wet and gross?”
“No,” she says. “It was perfect.”
And Barty—he just laughs at her, sliding his hand off of her thigh. It’s music to her ears.
“You know,” he says, once he stops laughing. “I missed you.”
“I missed you, too,” she replies.
They enjoy each other’s company in silence for a couple of minutes, both of them smiling but not looking at each other. Lily doesn’t want to look at him because she’s going to want to kiss him again.
“Come on,” he says. “Go inside. It’s fucking freezing out here.”
The two of them climb their way down the tree, and Lily isn’t sure why Barty is following her down considering he could’ve just slid over to the roof of his house. Once they make it on the ground, Lily brushes her legs and her arms are burning from the workout that she just had to do from climbing up and climbing down this stupid sycamore tree.
They stand in front of each other, and Barty brings his hand up to her face and touches her cheek before tucking a piece of her red hair behind her ear.
“I’ll see you around, Evans,” he says. Lily watches Barty turn around and walk away from her, and when she sees him walk back inside his house, she presses her sticky, sappy fingers on her lips and she smiles.
Not bad for a first kiss.
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Adam apple High school AU
. Disclosure on a couple of things, this is omegaverse and most of the cast is 18 and older, including our main couple, and yes everyone is human in this AU
. When Adam Mann was 13, he thought life was perfect he had the most beautiful alpha girlfriend, had amazing parents, was captain of the omega’s soccer team, was incredibly beloved and popular at Eden middle school, yes he thought life was perfect
.until he caught his girlfriend making out with another Alpha
. and that was her way of saying I’ve met someone else, we’re done
. After that he became a bit of a hermit, and just shielded in on himself, so he’d never make the same mistake of giving someone his heart only to have it ripped up again
. and it didn’t help the rumors that went around saying that the reason the couple broke up was because Adam was too clingy and possessive of his former girlfriend, and slightly homophobic over her liking other Alpha's
. but the absolute worst part was seeing his ex Lilith and her new boy toy Luci being lovey dovey with each other everywhere he goes, and not just in school
. and it went like that the rest of eighth grade
. then Adam was sent to Divine Cross Academy by his parents to live with his Aunt Sera in Vermont because his parents saw how miserable he was in Florida at school so he’s sent there
. and life gets better for him
. not instantly of course but over time he doesn’t hold himself back from people, especially when he meets his BFF Lute (an alpha)
. though it did take him awhile to warm up and eventually fully trust her, she helped get him out of his shell and got him to actually enjoy life again, as sad as that sounds
. he manages to become popular again, not THE most popular but still pretty popular, he’s the JR. assistant coach to Lute’s Lacrosse team, started a teen rock band with Lute, called The Exorcists, he’s the lead vocalist and plays the electric guitar which was a gift from him on his birthday, sort of more like his Aunt gave him enough birthday money to buy it but still, all in all he’s pretty well liked at his school for being sweet but badass, sometimes can be a little selfish but people still love him
. it also helps that he’s at the top ten hottest omegas of his school, since A he’s a male omega and that’s rare enough in the states as it is, and B he’s super curvy, helps when your school can afford for lunch perfectly seasoned prime ribs and an ice cream machine with RAINBOW sprinkles
. During his stay with his Aunt Sera he got to become closer with his baby cousin Emily, who sees him as a big brother since he’s been with them ever since she was three
. he’s not that close with his Aunt Sera because she’s a bit of a traditionalist control freak to him, and she thinks he’s too cut loose for an omega
. but he still, somewhat, respects her and her house
. because she’s a devout Christian and was forced to attend church every Sunday he was eventually swayed into the religion and became a Christian as well, not super Bible thumping just someone who believes Christ is their savior
. yes life was pretty great for him, that was until HE transferred
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Sakusa and Ennoshita are good friends. Sakusa has a pet rock called Sakusa Kiyoomi Jr when he found a black, ordinary-looking but cute-shaped pebble on a beach during a beach trip with his family when he was five. Ennoshita visits Sakusa a lot and often visits, and even take care of the pet rock, feeding it with water like a plant. He doesn't know why Kiyoomi insists him to - it was a ridiculous idea 5-year-old Kiyoomi thought up when he picked the rock home and thought about the logistics of feeding and taking care of it, and it stuck. It's a harmless tradition Ennoshita was too chill about to question - he is chill about and shrugs off everything. Sakusa's mom knows him, cuz she knows his mom and that's how they became friends.
They had been friends since childhood when Ennoshita sees Sakusa as an unapproachable weird looking guy at first impression, while Sakusa generally was shy toward him. Ennoshita also met Komori quite a few times when he frequented Sakusa's residence - they wave hi to each other but never interact much because Komori is rarely enough in Sakusa's house to see Ennoshita. He's only with Sakusa at school, and Ennoshita only visits Sakusa once in a while during summer break because of long distances.
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Stardew Valley Sims 4 Generations Challenge
Original challenge by @chellplays, some revisions by @lybeuh
This is a twelve-generation challenge for all of the marriage candidates from concernedape’s Stardew Valley. This challenge is completely base game compatible with optional challenges for dlc. (Updated to at least High School Years EP)
Usual rules apply, meaning no cheats that give you an unfair advantage. Your sims do not have to look or be named after the characters in each generation. Do whatever you like!
Generation 1: Abigail
You were raised with humble upbringings. Your dad ran a general store, while your mom was best at complaining about your “alternative lifestyle.” You left home looking to start a life free of rules and parents, and with 20 000 simoleons in your pocket, you settled down in a new city.
Traits: music lover, loves outdoors, geek (alternatively, cats & dogs dlc: cat lover; snowy escape dlc: adventurous).
Aspiration: the curator.
Career: entertainer (musician branch) or tech guru (esport gamer branch).
Goals:
Have one “quirky” trait, appearance-wise (e.g., Unnatural hair color).
Obtain at least five points in the videogame skill.
max out the rock-climbing skill.
reach at least level 5 in any musical instrument.
Complete the frog collection.
Snowy Escape dlc: climb the top of the mountain in Mt. Komorebi
Have two best friends and marry one of them.
Befriend a ghost. Alternatively, with the vampires dlc, befriend a vampire.
Cats & dogs dlc: own a cat named David Jr., my first pet stuff dlc: have a rat, hamster, etc. named David.
Have at least two children.
Generation 2: Emily
You’re just working at the bar to make ends meet… but your real passion is tailoring. You make your clothes from scratch.
Traits: cheerful, music lover, good (alternatively, get together dlc: dance machine; city living dlc: vegetarian).
Aspiration: freelance botanist.
Career: culinary (mixologist branch) or barista.
Must live in the same house as your sibling.
Make a best friend with a sim who lives in another city/world.
Nifty Knitting dlc: max out the knitting skill.
Nifty Knitting dlc: complete the knitted clothes collection.
Grow your own garden. You like your meals organic.
Decorate your house with clothing racks. You love fashion.
Complete the elements or crystal collection.
Develop max affinity with another sim in both the green and pink bars, have two or more children with them, then “ask just to be friends.”
Never marry.
Generation 3: Sam
You are an outgoing, friendly sim who is brimming with youthful energy. You play guitar and drums and want to start a band as soon as you have enough songs together. However, you do have a habit of starting ambitious projects and not finishing them.
Traits: music lover, outgoing, ambitious.
Aspiration: musical genius.
Career: entertainer (musician branch).
Must not be the youngest child. Live with your younger sibling(s) until they are old enough to move out and have a good relationship with them.
Have a strained relationship with your father (if not applicable, with any one parent).
Have a job as a part-time retail employee as a teen.
Max out the guitar skill.
Obtain at least five points in the videogame skill.
Reach the job of the entertainer career.
Become best friends with two other entertainers.
Be married twice and have one child with each spouse.
Generation 4: Sebastian
You are a rebellious loner who lives in your parents’ basement. You tend to get deeply absorbed in computer games, comic books, and sci-fi novels, and will sometimes spend great lengths of time pursuing these hobbies alone in your room. You can be a bit unfriendly to people you don’t know.
Traits: loner, geek, bookworm (alternatively, high school years dlc: socially awkward).
Aspiration: computer whiz.
Career: tech guru (either branch) or freelance programmer.
Have a negative relationship with your half-sibling and stepparent.
Live in the basement of your parents’ house.
Reach at least level 5 of the videogaming skill.
Reach at least level 5 of the piano skill.
Reach at least level 5 of your career before marriage.
Reach the top of your career.
Only have one child, with whom you have a strained relationship.
Eventually let your relationship with your spouse deteriorate and subsequently get a divorce.
Generation 5: Penny
You live with your mom in a little trailer. While your mom is out carousing at the bar, you quietly tend to your chores in the dim, stuffy room you are forced to call home. You are shy and modest, without any grand ambitions for life other than settling in and starting a family. You like to cook (although your skills are questionable) and read books from the local library.
Traits: family-oriented, bookworm, neat.
Aspiration: big happy family (alternatively, parenthood dlc: super parent).
Career: none.
Live with your mother (if not applicable, any one parent), with whom you have a negative relationship.
Both you and your parent may not have jobs.
You must cook for your parent and clean the house every day.
Live in a trailer-esque house. You are by no means wealthy.
Reach at least level 5 of the cooking skill.
Marry the first person you fall in love with.
Your spouse is the only one who may bring in any income, while you are a stay-at-home parent. Earning money from writing, etc. is optional.
Own a luxury pool at some point in your life.
Generation 6: Harvey
You’re a little old for a bachelor, but you have a kind heart and a respected position in the community. You live in a small apartment but spend most of your time working. There’s a sense of sadness about you.
Traits: genius, foodie, good (alternative, get together dlc: dance machine).
Aspiration: successful lineage.
Career: astronaut (space ranger track) or get to work dlc: doctor.
Never date throughout your teens or young adulthood. Focus on your career instead. Get married only as an adult.
Reach the top level of your career.
Own a coffee machine. Drink coffee as much as possible.
Go jogging at least three times a week.
Set up a reading garden in your backyard.
City living dlc: live in an apartment.
Seasons dlc: be a scout.
Have at least two children. Having spent most of your life single, you want to have a comfortably sized family asap.
Generation 7: Haley
Being wealthy and popular throughout high school has made you a little conceited and self-centered. You tend to judge people for superficial reasons. But is it too late for you to discover a deeper meaning to life? Is there a fun, open-minded young person hidden within that shell?
Traits: materialistic, snob, outgoing (alternatively, high school years dlc: self-absorbed).
Aspiration: fabulously wealthy (alternatively, city living dlc: city native).
Career: none until after you’re married.
Become enemies with your sibling(s) as a teenager.
Max out the photography skill.
You may only get a career after you are married, and you must follow the same career path as your spouse. They opened your mind and inspired you to have interests beyond shopping.
Earn at least three points in charisma, so you may donate to online charities after you are married.
Bake a cake for every birthday that comes around.
Grow a flower garden.
Become friends with your sibling(s) again after you are married.
High School Years dlc: be a cheerleader as a teen.
Generation 8: Elliot
You live alone in a cabin. You are a writer who dreams of one day writing a magnificent novel. You are a sentimental “romantic” with a tendency to go off onto flowery, poetic tangents. When you can afford it, you enjoy a strong beverage at the bar.
Traits: romantic, bookworm, loner.
Aspiration: bestselling author.
Career: writer (author branch).
Live in a cabin-esque house.
Reach the top level of your career.
Max the writing skill.
Reach at least level 5 in the piano skill.
Reach at least level 5 of the cooking skill.
Own a small garden.
Specialize in romance books and poetry. Later, you may also specialize in sci fi or mystery novels.
Write love emails to your love interest at least once a week.
Go to a bar at least once a week.
Generation 9: Leah
You love to spend time outside, foraging for a wild meal or simply enjoying the gifts of the season. You’re a talented artist with a large portfolio of work… yet you’re too nervous to display it to the public.
Traits: art lover, loves outdoors, foodie.
Aspiration: painter extraordinaire.
Career: none (painter later on).
Reach maximum painting skill, and paint at least 5 masterpieces.
Date only one person in your young adulthood and have a child with them, but never marry. Your partner is unsupportive of your artistic lifestyle and encourages you to “get a real job.” Whether you choose to get a traditional career, that is not as a painter, is up to you.
Eventually marry the love of your life as an adult: someone who is supportive of your art. If you did choose a career, quit, and take up a career as a painter.
Have at least one child with your new spouse.
Harvest wild fruits, vegetables, etc. On weekends.
Grow an excellent apple tree.
City living dlc: attend a flea market and sell your art.
Generation 10: Maru
You acquired a passion for creating gadgets at a young age. When you aren’t in your room, fiddling with tools and machinery, you sometime do odd jobs at the local hospital.
Traits: ambitious, outgoing, geek.
Aspiration: nerd brain.
Career: astronaut (space ranger branch), or get to work dlc: doctor or scientist, or discover university dlc: engineer (either branch).
Have a negative relationship with your half-sibling.
Reach the top level of your career.
Max out the handiness skill.
Max out the logic skill.
Upgrade at least five objects.
Own a rocket ship.
Your sim’s partner must be friends with your father (if not applicable, with either parent) before you can become engaged.
Eventually, your relationship with your spouse becomes strained and you break up. You die as soon as your eldest child is a young adult.
Get to work dlc: get abducted by aliens.
Generation 11: Alex
You love sports. You are quite arrogant and brag to everyone that you are going to be a professional athlete. Is your cockiness just a facade to mask your crushing self-doubt? Are you using your sports dream to fill the void left by the disappearance of your parents?
Traits: bro, active, mean, self-assured, (alternatively, cats & dogs dlc: dog lover), (alternatively, high school years dlc: self-absorbed.
Aspiration: bodybuilder.
Career: athlete (professional athlete branch).
Goals:
Become enemies with your father but have had a very close relationship with your mother.
Begin dating in your teens and go on at least three dates with three different people.
High School Years dlc: join the football team as a teen.
Max out the athletic skill.
Reach the top level of your career.
Do not marry until you are in the later stages of young adulthood. You’re marrying your soulmate, someone who stuck with you despite your arrogance.
Have at least two children with your spouse.
Cats & dogs dlc: own a dog named dusty.
Generation 12: Shane
You are often rude, unhappy, and suffer from depression and alcohol dependence. However, your attitude starts to change towards your spouse. After work you frequently spend your evenings at the bar. If you could reset your life maybe you’d start a chicken farm. Only free-range eggs of course.
Traits: lazy, gloomy, mean.
Aspiration: master mixologist, (alternatively, cats & dogs dlc: friend of the animals).
Career: retail worker until after marriage.
Live with your aunt or uncle until you’re married, have a good relationship with said aunt or uncle.
Have a career as a retail worker as a teen.
Go to the bar after work every day.
Get pizza delivered at least once a week.
Only get married as an adult.
After marriage, quit your job and choose a different career path. You’ve been encouraged by your spouse to give up alcohol.
After marriage, start a garden.
Have a maximum of two children.
Cats & dogs dlc: adopt a cat and a dog, train the dog in all possible tricks.
Cats & dogs dlc: max out the pet training skill.
Cottage Living dlc: buy a chicken coop, raise chickens, and name one of them Charlie.
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Sooooo. After the NOT CANON ask about Sean dying early I would like to know if Albert Mason and Hamish were non canon asks (which I would understand since they are not gang members and stuff)
If not how would Albert and Hamish interact with the kids (Jack, Issac, Maeve, and Abigail Jr./Addie)
Also please please please tell me the wheel is NOT canon (at least past Davey and Dutch please)
Also what would Addie and Maeve do on a play date/how do they interact with each other :> (woohoo long ask!)
If i ever get around to writing a proper timewarp fic albert and hamish would not be canon but I do love imagining their interactions with the rest of the gang because they are such good characters.
albert is slightly terrified of maeve and addie and rightfully so i will elaborate later. isaac and jack have the same 'oh no he's a weenie with no survival instincts' response as their fathers did to albert mason. isaac regularly sends him photos of cool animals/bugs he finds on his camping trips with his dads
hamish is isaac's proxy grandfather alongside hosea. hamish is also one of the only ones who can keep up with the girls' antics and will take the little firecrackers fishing with him because they very much enjoy it
the wheel is not canon!! i am not that evil but very tempted to keep davey's death just to maximise angst for mac. bessie, hosea and micah's deaths are the only ones that i have definitely got mapped in my mind and even then haven't decided when to kill micah i am softening to the rat bastard man
addie and maeve are a nightmare in the best ways. them meeting for the first time was just immediate 'do you want to form. an alliance. with me' 'absolutely i do' 'good, good'. maeve is a feral animal and addie had that 1900s farm girl upbringing for the first few years of her short life so they are both the opposite of ladies
addie is much more a mini john personality-wise than young jack, meanwhile maeve has Macguire power. they are almost the exact same age so they are in daycare and school together their entire modern lives at everyone else's expense
take your eyes off them for a second and both are covered head to foot in dirt twigs leaves and mud
they love playing house together but neither one wants to be the woman so they're dads and dads stealing jenny's most expensive make-up to draw moustaches and beards on one another
kids suggesting they play cops and robbers leading to addie and maeve both standing on the roof of the playground throwing rocks using homemade slingshots screaming die pinkerton scum
john timewarping a year after addie having no idea why everyone is so quick to make an excuse why they can't play tea party when the girls are walking around like little angels holding hands asking for someone to play with them. agrees because he is trying to be the best damn father ever, only to be presented his 'dinner' and have to ask 'girls where did you find a dead squirrel'
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RAKIM
William Michael Griffin Jr., better known by his stage name Rakim (born January 28, 1968), is an American rapper. One half of golden age hip hop duo Eric B. & Rakim, he is widely regarded as one of the most influential and most skilled MCs of all time.
Rakim is the nephew of the late American R&B singer and actress Ruth Brown. He grew up in Wyandanch, New York on Long Island, and became involved in the New York City hip hop scene when he was eighteen years old.
Rakim, then known as Kid Wizard in 1985, made his first recordings live at Wyandanch High School. Rakim was initially introduced to the Nation of Islam in 1986, and later joined The Nation of Gods and Earths (also known as the 5 Percent Nation), and adopted the name Rakim Allah.
ERIC B. & RAKIM
First meeting in 1985 after Rakim responded to Eric B.'s search for "New York's top MC", Eric B's friend and roommate Marley Marl allowed them to use his home studio. In 1986, Eric B. brought him to Marley Marl's house to record "Eric B. Is President".
Eric B. and Rakim went on to release four studio albums before their separation in 1992. The duo were described by journalist Tom Terrell of NPR as "the most influential DJ/MC combo in contemporary pop music period", while the editors of About.com ranked them as No. 4 on their list of the 10 Greatest Hip-Hop Duos of All-Time. They were nominated for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2011, although they did not make the final selection.
The first track they recorded—"Eric B. Is President"—was released as a single on the independent Zakia Records in 1986. After Def Jam Recordings founder Russell Simmons heard the single, the duo were signed to Island Records and began recording the album in Manhattan's Power Play Studios in early 1987.
On July 7, 1987, the duo released their debut album, Paid in Full, on the Island-subsidiary label 4th & B'way Records. The album peaked at #58 on the Billboard 200 chart and produced five singles: "Eric B. Is President", "I Ain't No Joke", "I Know You Got Soul", "Move the Crowd", and "Paid in Full".[16]Eric B. & Rakim's album Paid in Full was named the greatest hip hop album of all time by MTV in 2006, while Rakim himself was ranked #4 on MTV's list of the Greatest MCs of All Time. Steve Huey of AllMusic stated that "Rakim is near-universally acknowledged as one of the greatest MCs – perhaps the greatest – of all time within the hip-hop community."
The editors of About.com ranked him #2 on their list of the 'Top 50 MCs of Our Time (1987–2007)'. Rakim began his career as the emcee of the rap duo Eric B. & Rakim, who in 2011 were nominated for induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In 2012, The Source ranked him #1 on their list of the "Top 50 Lyricists of All Time.
SOLO CAREER
After his breakup with Eric B. in early 1993, Rakim kept a low profile, only making one notable appearance on the soundtrack to the 1993 film Gunmen. A reshuffling in MCA caused Rakim to be dropped from the label in 1994. As Rakim continued to struggle with legal problems, he secured a deal with Universal Records and began recording his solo debut album The 18th Letter in 1996. In November 1997, the album The 18th Letter was released. Expectations were high for Rakim, as the album debuted at #4 on the Billboard 200 and went certified Gold by the RIAA.
In June 1999, Rakim appeared on three tracks of "The Seduction of Claude Debussy" by Art of Noise. AllMusic's Keith Farley notes that "the album charts the artistic use of sampled breakbeats -- pioneered by the Art of Noise themselves -- with nods to '80s hip-hop plus their '90s equivalent, drum'n'bass."
Rakim performing in Hamburg, Germany, June 3, 1998
In November 1999, Rakim released The Master, which received good reviews but sold poorly.
Rakim was signed to Dr. Dre's Aftermath Entertainment record label in 2000, for work on an album tentatively titled Oh, My God. The album underwent numerous changes in artistic direction and personnel and was delayed several times. While working on the album, Rakim made guest appearances on numerous Aftermath projects, including the hit single "Addictive" by Truth Hurts, the Dr. Dre-produced "The Watcher Part 2" by Jay-Z, and Eminem's 8 Mile soundtrack.
However, Rakim left the label in 2003 and Oh, My God was indefinitely shelved. After Rakim eventually left Aftermath Entertainment, he stated that the reason he departed the label was because of creative differences with Dr. Dre. Rakim used a metaphorical example that Dr. Dre wanted Rakim to write about killing someone, while Rakim wanted to write about the resurrection of someone.
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I spend a lot of time seeking out and listening to queer music and artists, so I thought I'd share a list of some of my favourite artists* in case anyone's interested and doesn't know where to start.
*disclaimer: these are just some of the artists I like, not an exhaustive list of queer musicians. If you want to add suggestions, that would be awesome. I tried to group artists by genre, but many of them cross genres or are difficult to classify in that way.
Anyway, list is under the cut!
punk/metal/hardcore/post-punk
-Dog Park Dissidents
-She/Her/Hers
-Priests
-DITZ
-Crack Cloud
-Limp Wrist
-Queen Zee
-Danny Denial
-G.L.O.S.S.
-Slouch
-Tribe8
-Fit For Rivals
-Nervus
-Tacocat
-The Total Bettys
-Dyke Drama
-Pansy Division
-Art Project
-Trash Boat
-Against Me!
-Sloppy Jane
-Queen Zee
-The Degenerettes
-Size of Sadness
-Seth Bogart
-The Spook School
-Dream Nails
-Gina Young
-Mhaol
-Artio
-Arcadia Grey
-thotcrime
-VIAL
pop/hyperpop
-Rina Sawayama
-Kim Petras
-girli
-Regina Gently
-MUNA
-Janelle Monae
-George Michael
-Divine
-Noah Davis
-Sir Babygirl
-Myylo
-The Communards
-I Blame Coco
-MNEK
-Haley Kiyoko
-Boy Jr.
-Sofya Wang
-Allie X
-COBRAH
-Tayla Parx
-SOPHIE
-Hikaru Utada
-Alice Longyu Gao
indie rock / alt-pop / art pop
-Perfume Genius
-Model Child
-Shamir
-Lynks
-ZEE MACHINE
-Cry Club
-The Magnetic Fields
-Patrick Wolf
-Owen Pallett
-Black Belt Eagle Scout
-Moses Sumney
-Yves Tumor
-Anna Calvi
-Ah-Mer-Ah-Su
-Xiu Xiu
-Black Dresses
-NoSo
-Rostam
-Left at London
-Sneakyseabear
-Rosie Tucker
-MEN (JD Samson)
-Le Tigre
-Lord Troy
-Hunx & His Punx
-Arthur Russel
-Cris Derksen
-Ezra Furman
-Rhumba Club
-Arca
-Dizzy Fae
-The Spook School
-Jeremy Dutcher
-corook
-Saucy Santana
-Lilac Boy
-Knife Girl
-Mega Mango
-serpentwithfeet
-Bree Runway
-The Irrepressibles
-Becca Mancari
-MAN ON MAN
-Jayne County
-Gentleman Reg
-Tom Robinson Band
rap/hip-hop
-Chris Conde
-Kalifa (Le1f)
-Quay Dash
-Young M.A.
-Backxwash
-Mykki Blanco
-Ocean Kelly
-Cakes da Killa
-Ddm
-Big Dipper
-Cartel Madras
-Angel Haze
-Deep Dickollective
-Saucy Santana
-Big Daddy Karsten
-Ayesha Erotica
-CHIKA
-Tayla Parx
-Doechii
-DAMAG3
-Fly Young Red
r&b/soul/funk/disco
-Remi Wolf
-Arlo Parks
-Syd
-Shea Diamond
-Meshell Ndegeocello
-Dua Selah
-Jackie Shane
-Sylvester
-Bronski Beat
-SuperKnova
-be steadwell
-Orion Sun
-Labi Siffre
country/folk/blues
-Sufjan Stevens
-Mary Gauthier
-Trixie Mattel
-Lavender Country
-Lord Troy
-Beth Elliot
-Paisley Fields
-Onsind
-Holly Miranda
-Rae Spoon
-Grace Petrie
-Orville Peck
-Villagers
-Lucille Bogan
-Ma Rainey
-Kokomo Arnold
-Peg Leg Howell
house/electronica
-Quanah Style
-Divoli S'vere
-Boy Pussy
-Fritz Helder
-Mx Blouse
-Chippy Nonstop
-Gendered Destruktion
-dj genderfluid
-Electric Fields
-Urias
-vivivivivi
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SUPER SMASH BROS. CHARACTER THEME SONGS (in my opinion)
Mario: Jump - Van Halen
Donkey Kong: Jungle Boogie - Kool & The Gang
Link: Centuries - Fall Out Boy
Samus: Iron Man - Black Sabbath
Dark Samus: Take Me Over - Red
Yoshi: Walk The Dinosaur - Was (Not Was)
Kirby: Counting Stars - OneRepublic
Fox: Wings Of Steel - Wings Of Steel
Pikachu: Thunder - Imagine Dragons
Luigi: Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr.
Ness: It's The End Of The World As We Know It - R.E.M.
Captain Falcon: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
Jigglypuff: Symphony - Clean Bandit
Peach: Holding Out For A Hero - Bonnie Tyler
Daisy: Umbrella - Rihanna
Bowser: Be Prepared (Cover) - Jonathan Young
Ice Climbers: Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
Sheik: Keep It Undercover - Zendaya
Zelda: When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
Dr. Mario: Doctor - Jack Stauber
Pichu: Electric Avenue - Eddy Grant
Falco: Birds - Imagine Dragons
Marth: Hero - Skillet
Lucina: Time - Pink Floyd
Young Link: Go The Distance - Michael Bolton
Ganondorf: Hail To The King - Avenged Sevenfold
Mewtwo: Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
Roy: Burning Down The House - Talking Heads
Chrom: Awake & Alive - Skillet
Mr. Game & Watch: Game Over - Falling In Reverse
Meta Knight: Wrong Side Of Heaven - Five Finger Death Punch
Pit: Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
Dark Pit: Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Zero Suit Samus: Unstoppable - Sia
Wario: Thrift Shop - Macklemore
Snake: Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
Ike: Legend - Jaroslav Beck
Squirtle, Ivysaur, & Charizard/Pokémon Trainer: We Are The Champions - Queen
Diddy Kong: It's Tricky - Run-DMC
Lucas: I'm Just A Kid - Simple Plan
Sonic: Runaway Baby - Bruno Mars
King Dedede: Fat - “Weird Al” Yankovic
Olimar/Alph: Rocket Man - Elton John
Lucario: Aura - Dennis Lloyd
R.O.B.: Boom - P.O.D.
Toon Link: Come Sail Away - Styx
Wolf: Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly
Villager: Psycho Killer - The Talking Heads
Mega Man: More Than Meets The Eye - Linkin Park
Wii Fit Trainer: Physical - Olivia Newton-John
Rosalina & Luma: All The Stars - SZA
Little Mac: Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty
Greninja: The Ninja Song - Cory Williams
Palutena: Goddess - Iggy Azalea
PAC-MAN: PAC-MAN Fever - Buckner & Garcia
Robin: Magic - Mystery Skulls
Shulk: Into The Future - Chef’Special
Bowser Jr., Larry, Roy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig: Horrible Kids - Set It Off
Duck Hunt: Atomic Dog - George Clinton
Ryu: Karate - Tenacious D
Ken: Through The Fire & Flames - DragonForce
Cloud: Push It To The Limit - Scarface
Corrin: The Middle - Maren Morris
Bayonetta: Daisy - AshNikko
Inkling: Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
Ridley: Die MF Die - Dope
Simon: Whip It - Devo
Richter: The Sound Of Silence (Cover) - Disturbed
King K. Rool: Crocodile Rock - Elton John
Isabelle: Best Day Ever - DJ Cadence
Incineroar: Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor
Piranha Plant: Mean Green Mother From Outer Space - Levi Stubbs
Joker: The Joker & The Thief - Wolfmother
Hero: Magic - Pilot
Banjo & Kazooie: Best Friend - Weezer
Terry: Fight To Win - Your Favorite Martian
Byleth: School’s Out - Alice Cooper
Min Min: Unleash The Dragon - JT Music
Steve, Alex, Zombie, & Enderman: Diamonds - Rihanna
Sephiroth: Evil Angel - Breaking Benjamin
Pyra & Mythra: Warriors - Aaliyah Rose
Kazuya: My Demons - Starset
Sora: When Can I See You Again? - Owl City
Mii Fighters: Critical Hit - No More Kings
Sans: Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix) - The Living Tombstone
Cuphead: I Ain't Worried - OneRepublic
Vault Boy: Sugar, We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy
Shantae: Friend Like Me - Robin Williams
Doom Slayer: Out Of Hell - Skillet
Hammer Bro: U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
Chain Chomp: Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men
Thwomp: Crushcrushcrush - Paramore
Waluigi: Loser - Beck
KlapTrap: Chomp Chomp - Alestorm
Skull Kid: Masks - Aviators
Moon: Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Midna: The Wolf - SIAMÉS
Ghirahim: Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Metroid: Parasite - DAGames
Mother Brain: Intergalactic - Beastie Boys
Nightmare: Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold
Knuckle Joe: Fighter - The Cast of Glee
Chef Kawasaki: Eat It - “Weird Al” Yankovic
Andross: Imperial March - John Williams
Krystal: Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
Samurai Goroh: Heavy Metal Samurai - Metalucifer
Starman: Starman - David Bowie
Jeff: Rocketeer - Far East Movement
Tiki: Dragonhearted - TryHardNinja
Lyn: Forsaken - Within Temptation
Black Knight: Fight The Knight - Crush 40
Phosphora: Electric Shock - F(x)
Ashley: Hocus Pocus - Marnik
Burrowing Snagret: Angry Birds Rap - JT Music
Kapp'n: Another One Rides The Bus - “Weird Al” Yankovic
Riki: Happy - Pharrell Williams
Color TV-Game 15: New Game - Nitro Fun
Sheriff: I Fought The Law - The Clash
Devil: The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Charlie Daniels
Takamaru: Warriors - Imagine Dragons
Dr. Wright: We Built This City - Starship
Flies & Hand: Fly - Marshmello
Prince Of Sablé: Adventure - Matthew Parker
Sukapon: Robot Rock - Daft Punk
Isaac: With Great Power - JT Music
Starfy: Shooting Star - Owl City
Nintendog: Dogsong - Toby Fox
Dr. Kawashima: Teach You How To Die - JT Music
Vince: Happy Accidents - CG5
Nikki: Mi Mi Mi - SEREBRO
Dillon: Rollin’ - Limp Bizkit
Yuri Kozukata: The Spook - KSHMR
Arcade Bunny: Drunk Arcade - Bombs Away
Spring Man: This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy
Squid Sisters: Just Dance - Lady Gaga
Ghosts: Ghost - Mystery Skulls
Bomberman: Dynamite - Taio Cruz
Alucard: Vampire - Lazyboy Empire
Wily Capsule: Crazy = Genius - Panic! At The Disco
Zero: On My Own - Ashes Remain
Knuckles: Fight Back - NEFFEX
Shadow: Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People
Guile: This Is America - Childish Gambino
Akira: Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Gray Fox: Another Way Out - Hollywood Undead
Rodin: Heathens - Twenty One Pilots
Shovel Knight: Diggy Diggy Hole (Cover) - Wind Rose
All Pokémon: Evolution - KoRn
Master Hand & Crazy Hand: I Will Not Be Moved - DAGames
Giga Bowser: Godzilla - Eminem
Ganon: The Beast - Tech N9ne
Galleom: I Am Machine - Three Days Grace
Rathalos: Dragonborn - Jeremy Soule
Dracula: In The Dark Of The Night (Cover) - Jonathan Young
Marx: Alastor’s Game - The Living Tombstone
Galeem & Darkhon: This Is The End - NateWantsToBattle
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what everybody in my famous jimmy jr concept is doing btw (tina's class would be 23 years old now):
tina is still living w/ gene and her parents above the restaurant and obviously still works there and helps out around the house. she could probably afford to move out but she likes living with her family and she's saving money. so she isn't really planning on moving out until she has a serious boyfriend
louise is living with rudy in their own apartment but she still works at the restaurant
gene also works at the restaurant & lives with mom and dad but he has his music career going on the side and plays local venues and does freelance music lessons on the weekends for the local kids
jocelyn is training under gretchen to be a professional hairdresser. tammy is her long distance gf
tammy is going to college out of state and training to become a nurse so she wouldn't be in this fic very much but she's around during the summer
zeke is a single dad to a three year old girl after his high school gf got pregnant and decided she couldn't handle being a mom and left him with their daughter. he mostly works as a mechanic but he's still really good friends w/ tina and her group so he's around a lot (gene is trying and failing to get his daughter interested in music and they all take turns babysitting her. the honorary niece of their club)
jimmy pesto still owns the restaurant across the street from tina and never moved away. jimmy junior's mom was more involved with his life than his dad after he moved away at 17
andy and ollie are also around but not really doing that much, they tried to start a rock band and they play video games on twitch or whatever. They're not very bright but they have heart <3
rudy would not be mentioned that much but he's just going to college in bog harbour and roommates with louise it's not that interesting lmao
jimmy jr of course left seymour's bay after high school and ended up becoming a famous dancer/boyband heatthrob etc until he eventually moves back to seymour's bay and moves in with his slightly estranged dad for. Reasons.
#anyone not mentioned here would probably not be in the story that much or otherwise moved away for college (for example darryl)#didnt mention what any of the adults like fischoeder or teddy were doing bcuz. They're doing basically the same thing they were doing before#they're around but this fic would focus very heavily on jimmy jr and his peer group so yknow#txt#bob's burgers
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