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Fanart for @cyncerity 's Dads Troubles AU !!!

More under cut!! (Theres a lot)





This last one was an idea i had about this little arcade machine gameboy thing i have. Its like a total of 6 inches tall, and it has 156 games on it- including the OG "sonic the hedgehog" Game! I was just imagining if Schlatt had this in his house, Charlie would be playing on it all day (and probably all of bechtrio, but it would have taken too long to add all of them)
He's died two times already and he isnt even past the first level



#i hope i did this au justice#im not the most proud of the arcade drawing but ive spent too long on it already#so its fine#i wonder if you can tell my favourite characters are charlie and schlatt#i was contemplating drawing how id imagine ted meeting charlie would go but id have too many drawings to fit in one post#anyways hope you like this :3#dad’s troubles au#mcyt g/t#g!schlatt#t!slimecicle#t!tubbo#g!quackity
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dapduo centric this time
#dad’s troubles au#to whoever sent the awesamponk request YES i like the way you think >:)#cyncerity#mcyt g/t#mcyt gt#cyn art#tiny!charlie#tiny!tubbo#giant!quackity#giant!schlatt#g/t#g/t art#parental g/t#g/t drawing
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𝐎𝐝𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭
Warning/s: ???
Taglist: @da3dm, @gt-mcyt, @coolest-moon
Chapters: Ch1 | Ch2 | Ch3
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"Puffy get out here!"
Schlatt...
The sheep hybrid tumbled down the stairs as she raced towards her front door, she flung her front door open as she was met with her very serious, and rather furious, older brother. The ram hybrid sighed as he stared her down.
"Hey JJ- what brings you here, shouldn't you be with Dream at the docks?" She chuckled trepidatiously, her brother pursed his lips before he began to speak. "The elders are scolding him...he may have crushed some of the wood we were going to use."
The ram let out an exasperated sigh, "Look Puffy, I love my nephew, but..." His words trailed off as he stared at her sister's wide, soft eyes. "I can't keep defending him...Everyone's getting pretty..." Another sigh escaped his lips, "Well- everyone is getting pretty scared; I've heard that he almost stepped on some old lady!" Schlatt was about to continue but Puffy spoke first.
"What am I supposed to do Schlatt? He can't control what's happening to him- and it wasn't my decision for him to be going around doing chores! He's a kid, he should be out playing in the fields, not working in them..." Puffy was tired, she was tired of seeing her son come home exhausted; not exhausted from playing, but rather tired from working.
It hurt her as she watched her child lay on his bedroom floor, having to get rid of his bed and furniture for the sake that he would still fit in his room. She remembered the nights her son would cry relentlessly, begging to be held; yet all she could do was gently hug his leg as fat tears rolled down his face.
Now her brother—one of the few people who caused this to happen to her son—stood in front of her criticizing his mistakes once more, how dare her brother have the audacity to take away his childhood and still complain!?
Schlatt let out another sigh, it snapped the sheep hybrid out of her daze. Both stood in awkward silence as the ram hybrid stared down at her with gentle eyes, while she was resistant to meet his own. The two were having a silent war; that they barely noticed another presence arrive, until they were startled by a shadow looming over them.
"Uhm- Uncle Schlatt? We're—we're done with the docks and they told me to go on break..." Dream sheepishly announced as he avoided eye contact, Puffy's heart broke, her boy, despite the fact he towered over everyone in the flock; looked so, so small. The ram hybrid's lips pursed as Puffy began to speak. "Hey duckling, you hungry?" The blond gave a shy nod, still unwilling to meet her eyes.
"There's food in the dining room, I made it all for you so don't worry duckling." She reassured, Dream muttered a grateful 'thank you' as he ushered himself inside the house; needing to bend down to walk around the house. The sheep hybrid turned around to face her brother again, "Look Schlatt- if you have nothing else to say I have stuff I need to do..." He sighed and shook his head.
"Goodbye JJ."
•~☆~•
"Dream can you get the tools over there?" A disheveled middle-aged man gently commanded the blond which he complied too, "Yes sir..." The child simply responded as he took a few strides and bent down to pick up a box full of tools.
It was another day for Dream, he was helping rebuild the town fountain at the core of their little village; which got damaged after some rogue hybrid went into their village and started throwing bombs, luckily another group of hunters came and escorted the hybrid away before anyone got hurt—the blond was especially lucky he wasn't there to be spotted by the said hunters—he stood at his full height and stared at his surroundings, taking in how much damage the bombs did.
A few patches of the streets were affected due to the obvious holes in the ground, and he expected to fix them sooner or later, it was sadly turning into his new normal, barely anything about this was normal. Another abrupt command made his head snap back toward the ram hybrid, "Go get the bricks over there, it's like laying on a wooden platform so get it all." Dream nodded and spotted the bricks atop a wooden pallet, he quickly rushed over and picked up the crates with his two hands.
He was slowly walking back to the fountain, being extremely cautious with the bricks; he was halfway there when he heard a loud feminine voice let out a commanding yell, "Jack! Elliott! Come back here!" Suddenly two children came running his way he lost his footing as the two children were seemingly playing tag, he yelped as one of them ran in front of him and he almost stepped on them.
He panicked as he tripped backward dropping the bricks in the process, shrill shrieks were heard coming from all over the place as bricks flew in every direction. Dust encompassed the area, in all of the chaos he prayed no one got hurt; a cough escaped his lips, as the dust settled down, the two other kids; who were probably around his age were huddled up together, covered in dust and debris themselves.
He watched as numerous amounts of rams and sheep hybrids ran to the duo's aid, a familiar stinging sensation made itself known; yet in the midst of all the chaos he couldn't even focus on anything, everything felt hazy as he sat there with his head limp and arms shaking. And the weird feeling spreading all over his body.
He felt something protruding in his gums and as the chaos began to settle down he grew.
He cried alongside the townsfolk as they all scrambled to get away from him, at that moment he silently thanked his mom and Bad that they put a spell on his clothing to adjust to his size, no matter how tall he was. Pain shot throughout his body, he could barely comprehend whatever the people were yelling.
Suddenly he ceased his movements and dropped to the ground.
•~☆~•
"Captain Puffy!"
Puffy was having a light conversation with Bad that day, they were simply talking about events of the week, trying to have a good time; keyword: trying.
"Oh Samuel? Why are you in such a rush." The sheep hybrid asked as Bad stood beside her respectfully waiting for them to finish. The panicked ram hybrid who was apparently named Samuel was catching his breath, Puffy patiently waited for the other to speak.
"Your son-" He heaved and took a big gulp of air, "He grew right before our eyes! And—and he fainted, Mayor Schlatt told me to get you." As he finished his sentence Puffy bolted from her spot not even saying a proper farewell to the demon hybrid. She almost tripped a few times as she took one step after another.
Other members of the herd who were oblivious of the situation happening at the core of the town gave her weird looks; some even attempted to follow her. More and more people began gathering to see what all the commotion was about. Puffy's thoughts were scattered everywhere as she yelled at people to move to the side.
All of a sudden she crashed against another figure which she quickly realized was her brother, "Schlatt let me go! I need to see him!" Tears began to form at the corner of her eyes as Schlatt held her back. "Please JJ..." Her voice began to grow quiet as Schlatt quietly huffed. "Puffy...I don't—I don't think you should see him right now."
The sheep hybrid was now letting on soft sobs whilst weakly grasping her brother's arm, she could only register the fact more people kept rushing behind them; she so desperately wanted to see what they were up to, what were they doing to her baby?
•~☆~•
Puffy sat at the foot of her bed, she sobbed so much she started to choke; she began to cough and gag as fat tears kept rolling down her face, earlier that day she waved her son goodbye as he left with a bright smile on his face. Now the day turned gloomy and dreadful.
"M-Mom?"
Her son's broken worried voice forced her to lift her head, for a moment she was scared startled to see a luminous emerald green eye stare at her through her window, she quickly pushed down her fear sorrow and walked over to the window, Dream backed up so she could see his face more clearly as she pushed the window open. It was obvious the poor boy had been crying; his eye's were puffy and red, and he was seemingly trembling.
"Oh baby- what's wrong?" She tried reaching out her hand to touch his face, however he stayed put; unmoving and silent. Puffy had no idea what to do at this moment, she could barely see his face as the sun took cover behind the horizons. The last remaining streaks of light highlighting the saddened features of the blond's face.
His mouth opened hesitantly as he stumbled over his words, "Are you okay mama? I-I'm sorry..." Puffy quickly gestured for him to come closer, "You did nothing wrong duckling, it's okay." Tears came back at full force as the now giant leaned against their house, the sheep hybrid could only reach the strands of his hair as she softly touched it—the blond probably didn't even feel it.
Puffy watched as stars began to twinkle in the sky, both simply fell into the haze of comfort and calm as they simply basked in the feeling of each other's comfort; the sheep hybrid gently felt the blond's soft breaths. She quietly went back to her bed and let the child sleep in peace.
With that thought she laid down and slowly drifted off to sleep aswell.
•~☆~•
"Woah dude! I'm sorry- but you look so cool right now!" Sapnap was gawking at the blond boy's new height, they finally got another chance to hang out and they were more than grateful. Dream sheepishly grinned at Sapnap's antics, he felt elated that the other treated him no differently than he did before, no matter what happened.
"I'm guessing you'll only wear one pair of clothes for now?" The blond nodded along as he tapped his fingers against the grass below him, "Y-Yea Mom said until she and your dad figure something out this is my clothes for now." The hybrid simply shrugged and an idea quickly popped up in his head.
"How about hide and seek?" He grinned widely, "We can even go in the forest so it's fair!" The taller hastily nodded and mustered up the courage to stand at his full height; vertigo smacked him as he stared at the difference of the size of his house to himself. Sapnap quickly snapped him out of his thought with the prompt of a race. The blond happily obliged and carefully sprinted towards the ravenette; albeit the blond being as careful as possible Sapnap could still feel the ground softly shake yet he shook his head and thought nothing of it.
As the two now stood in the midst of the forest, Dream was more fixated on the few small scrapes around his legs caused by the branches, it just gave him another reminder on how tall he was at the moment. Sapnap was the first to break the oddly awkward tension, "How about you hide and I seek?", He chuckled at his suggestion yet meekly nodded along.
In the blink of an eye Sapnap was now propped against a tree with his arm covering his two eyes and began to count down, for a moment the green eyed giant stood completely and utterly still, why? He couldn't exactly say, maybe it was the fact he couldn't exactly think of a place to hide or was it the strange noises her could hear, it heard like other people chatting?
Oh he was definitely losing it now.
He suddenly remembered what he was supposed to be doing and sprinted deeper into the forest to the direction of the mountains, he knew he should watch on how far he was going but surely the small caves and taverns he would spot on the way would be a better hiding spot.
The blond quickly halted as he spotted an opening to a cave on the forest floor, somehow he could hear Sapnap's counts getting closer to zero and he bolted inside the cage; he crawled his way in and situated himself—the cramped space gave him a familiar feeling, instead of uncomfort and uneasiness he felt...safe and warm(he couldn't exactly pinpoint why, his thoughts were pretty jumbled up right now)
Dream felt tranquil, his eyes slid shut and purely embraced the feeling. A heavy sigh escaped his lips, his body fell slack as he leaned in closer to the cavern walls.
It was like he felt truly at peace.
An ear-splitting cry broke his valuable silence, in his groggy state of mind he could barely comprehend where the scream came from; until another wail erupted once more. His eyes shot open and his body jumped at the sound as everything became slightly clearer.
Sapnap?
A rush of memories and emotions overwhelmed him, he was torn between remembering the moment a similar instance happened or rush to see the ravenette; it was like his body was on auto-pilot, none of the movements were his, like a foggy cloud sheilding away his sight.
As his hulking figure reached the sound of Sapnap's screams, he watched as a group of hunters were trying to chain the nether-born as he emerged from the forest all the hunters heads snapped towards him, seemingly just spotting their new prey.
"Stop it you shits those are my horns!"
As if history was repeating itself, his movements were dazed, downright feral.
That day blood coated the forest floors and a giant left the forest with a slightly traumatized hybrid.
•~☆~•
"Dream, you okay?" Sapnap asked as he stood before the giant in the drizzling rain, the blond slowly lifted his head, tears mixed with the rain, the only reason the nether-born was sure the giant was crying was the constant hiccups and sobs he would stutter out as he tried to suppress them. Even with the thunderous claps and heavy winds accompanied with the earth's very tears; it felt so, so silent. Sapnap began walking closer, he was greatly startled when the other scrambled away.
"No—no I don't wanna 'urt you..." The giant was shaking his head side to side while mumbling incoherent sentences with pain and panic laced with every word, his lips trembled as he spoke, "Uncle Schlatt a-and the elders said I should stay away from the flock for a while till—till they solve stuff." Without any thought Sapnap walked closer and held his hand out to touch the other.
"Good thing I'm not part of the flock then." He grinned with pride, Dream thought for a moment. He's right, Bad and Sapnap were never welcomed to the flock nor did they try and be part of it; or atleast that's what he thinks.
Even if his body wasn't as tense as before Sapnap sighed and sat beside blond. "For what it's worth I'll always be by your side bud."
"Pandas..."
The ravenette took a moment to cringe at his own words but kept his attention on the other, "Maybe it's best if I leave you know?" He muttered, "Ever since- well this happened to me, everything just...sucks." the nether-born was slightly taken a back with the sudden mature aura the giant gave, maybe he was spending to much time with the elders...
Sapnap was expecting this, he knew Dream was never truly at peace with the town, he thought long and hard before speaking again.
"Well if you do, I'll—I'll join you."
Was he serious? A soft grin made it's way on the taller's face.
"Thanks Sap."
#g/t#giant/tiny#gt#mcyt gt#giant!dream#tiny!sapnap#tiny!puffy#tiny!schlatt#tiny!bad#minigiant!dream#mcyt g/t#writing#I spent sm time on this ngl#i hope yall like it#ty to blue btw for proofreading
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You Look Like Hell
You knew better than to leave the walls and go outside in the winter. Despite being hotter than balls the rest of the year, Texas managed to get surprisingly freezing during the couple months it takes a break from acting like one giant oven. When you’d felt how cold it was, you should've turned back. But no, of course not. You just had to get what you wanted. It could've waited, the repairs you wanted to work on weren't urgent, but you're stubborn so of course you didn't wait. Now, you were paying the price.
Over the past five days, it's been getting harder and harder to breathe. It’s not your chest that hurts, thankfully, but your throat and head are killing you. You can't stop coughing. You wish you could, but every time you inhale, your throat dries up and forces you into another coughing fit. The few lozenges that were stashed away for this occasion had been used up the first day and a half of this torture.
You don't know what to do anymore. You can't get to sleep, everything hurts, there's no more supplies for this.
You need Schlatt.
Usually, you avoid asking Schlatt for help. It's not that you don't get along with him, quite the opposite. He leaves things out on the counter for you, you take them, and both of you pretend it doesn't happen. He'll never say it, but he enjoys having you around. If he didn't, you doubt he would’ve offered to bring you with him when he moved south. You'd gotten too accustomed to his extra help back in New York to decline that proposition.
When you eventually force yourself to get out of your bed and make the journey to the kitchen, you try to use the old memories of you and Schlatt to distract you on the way.
You hug your blanket around yourself tightly, too miserable to care about it dragging behind you. Twenty grueling minutes later, you can see the light pouring into the wall’s tunnel. You sigh, sending yourself into another coughing fit, before dredging along the last short distance left. Hobbling out onto the counter, you hear the fridge close and Schlatt scoff, clearly catching sight of you.
“Fuck’s wrong with you?”
You would've laughed if it wouldn't induce more coughing. “Snow.” Apparently speaking hurts as well.
“Snow, huh? That clearly worked out well for you. Nice going.”
As your eyes adjust to the light, you see him looming over you. His hands are planted a foot away on either side, arms leading up, up, up to his face which is nearly straight above you. To save the energy, you carefully slump onto your back and wrap your blanket around you. “Are you gonna help or not?” You croak.
Schlatt’s lips curl into a sly grin. “Not with that attitude. Can't a man get some appreciation around here?” Despite his words, he's already moving away from you and begun digging through the medicine cabinet.
Gratefully, you accept a freshly shattered lozenge, immediately popping a piece into your mouth for a little bit of sweet relief.
“You look like hell, have you had any DayQuil today?”
You flop your head side to side. “Ran out yesterday. Didn't have any NyQuil to begin with.”
Schlatt sighs as he leans down to carefully measure a miniscule amount of medicine into a thimble. “You know, you should use my help more often. I don't like the thought of you going without essentials.” He places the thimble down next to you, then turns to the fridge and pulls out some orange juice.
“Aw, does Schlatt care for the itsy bitsy-” Your sentence is interrupted by a coughing fit due to your attempt at sitting up.
“Get fucked.” Schlatt chuckles as he pours a shot glass of juice and sets it beside the thimble, which he nudges closer to you. He leans on the counter, arms crossed. “I'm just saying. I don't get why you insist on taking care of yourself. It's gotta be dangerous, right?”
You take the thimble and take a big gulp of it, setting it aside quickly so you can chase it with the OJ. “Of course it's dangerous, but I've been doing this my whole life. I just… I know how busy you are. You don't gotta worry about me, big man.”
“I'd worry about you less if you weren't on your own.” He mumbles.
“I'll tell you what. I'll stay out here until I'm better, and then we'll see about me hanging out out here more often.”
Schlatt tries to suppress his smile from taking over his face, but the way his eyes light up betrays his cool demeanor. “Alright, it's a deal. C'mon, I'll get you set up in my room.”
He stands up to his full height, a movement that you doubt you'll ever get used to, as it sends shivers down your spine. His massive hand settles next to you. Not wanting to keep him waiting, you drape your blanket over you like a cape, push yourself to your feet, and waddle your way over to his open palm. You don't have to look up to know there's a smirk plastered on Schlatt’s face as you sit cross legged in the center of his hand.
“Ready?”
“Never am.”
Schlatt chuckles and curls his thumb into his palm to give you a bit more security, then lifts his hand up to his chest and starts walking. “You know I'd never drop you.” This close to his chest, his words rumble around you. It's… surprisingly comforting.
“First time we met you covered me with a red solo cup.” You joke, a smile growing on your face. “I don't know jack shit when it comes to you.”
“Hey, that was years ago. I didn't know what you were.”
“You could've at least used an empty cup.”
“It wasn't even that much! I wasted my Kool-aid on you, and I had to clean it up after. I feel like I’m definitely the one who’s been wronged here.” He snickers as he enters his bedroom and reaches into his closet to pull out a long empty shoe box.
“So sorry for making you dump your drink on me, I'll do better next time.” You roll your eyes.
Schlatt drops the box onto his bed, then suddenly pinches you between his thumb and index finger in order to lift you and place you on his pillow. Your heart drops to your feet and you gasp. You don't usually mind, as it makes things quicker, but he enjoys catching you off guard with it as much as he can. As expected, he's trying to suppress a grin.
“Douchebag.”
As if on cue, he’s already pulled a box cutter from his bedside drawer and clicks it open, pointing it at you first. “Watch your mouth, bitch.” He grins and grabs the shoebox, sinking the blade into the side of it. You watch curiously as he works.
It doesn't take more than a few seconds before he turns the box to show you what seems to be a you-sized doorway carved into the side. He looks proud. “So that the cats can't get to you.”
You smile sleepily. “Good thinking… thank you.”
“Alright, let's get you some rest, huh?” Schlatt takes a moment to look around the room for something to use as bedding, and spots a clean washcloth. He grabs it, folds it in half twice, and opens the shoebox to place it in the corner before turning to scoop you up from his pillow. “I swear I'll work on a better setup, but it'll do for now, eh?” He allows you to scoot off of his hand on your own this time.
When you lay down on the cloth, you can't help but notice how this is already far better than your matchbox setup inside the walls, padded with tissue that you did your best to replace once a month. It must be evident on your face, because Schlatt chuckles and places the lid back on the box.
“I'll take that as a yes.” His voice may be muffled by the box, but it's still all enveloping. “If you want the lid off during the night I can keep the cats out of the room, but only because you're sick. Don't start thinkin’ you're above Jambo, pipsqueak.”
“I would never.” You're already drifting off, sprawled out across the soft, plush cloth.
You can hear him smiling as he speaks, walking out of the room. “Sweet dreams, idiot.”
#am i thinking about the entire timeline of schlatt and this borrower knowing eachother?#absolutely i am#i have ideas#plans perhaps#schlatt#jschlatt#gt writing#gt#g/t#sfw g/t#g/t fluff#giant/tiny#giant tiny#borrower reader#reader insert#borrowers#youtuber g/t#sickfic#jschlatt gt#jschlatt g/t#schlatt gt#schlatt g/t
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jschlatt or Ted nsfw alphabet please? 🙏
aight here's schlatt i'm having a lot of fun doing these so i hope y'all are enjoying
A (aftercare- what they're like after sex): i think he's super, super attentive. like he will not leave you alone until he's sure you're all taken care of and cleaned up
B (body part- their favorite on themself and their partner): he likes his chops because you always say they feel good when you sit on his face, and on you he likes your tits
C (cum- anything to do with cum): he loves cumming in you for sure but also down your throat
D (dirty secret of theirs): steals your underwear after sex quite often (see this post for more)
E (experience- how experienced are they): he's had a few partners and knows what he's doing but will still make sure to listen to you and your reactions so he knows what works with you and what doesn't
F (favorite position): riding him with you, like, burying your face in his neck. it feels so intimate and he loves it
G (goofy- are they serious? humorous? etc.): occasionally goofy but tries to keep things either romantic and sensual or rough and carnal. like he'll joke every now and then but doesn't make a point to be funny sometimes it just happens
H (hair- how well groomed/does the carpet match the drapes?): will trim occasionally to keep things neat but like doesn't care too much about it
I (intimacy- how romantic are they?): i feel like he can be very romantic when he's not being super intense like i feel like he really enjoys soft and sweet sex with his partner
J (jorkin' it- how often?): have u heard how much he talks ab gooning like it has to be at LEAST once a day
K (kink/s?): breeding, lactation, feederism (slightly), mommy kink
L (location- favorite place/s to have sex): he's a simple man- bed, couch, or over a counter
M (motivation- what gets them going): arguing with you/seeing you argue with someone else, rlly domestic moments with you like seeing you take care of the cats or watching you cook
N (no- turn offs, dealbreakers): anything in public or at his desk/in his streaming area, recording him is also a no go
O (oral- prefers giving, receiving? skill level?): y'know, i was gonna say giving but i really feel like he would prefer receiving (he's still amazing at giving head don't get me wrong)
P (pace- fast & rough? slow & loving?): if he's being romantic, it's gentle and so, so full of love, but if he's in a different mood it's fast and hard
Q (quickies- their opinion on them): does them for you whenever you need them but like he said in that one sleep deprived clip it takes him forever to cum so like. it's all for you. i can totally see him making a game out of it and trying to get you to finish faster each time
S (stamina- how many rounds? how long do they last?): literally as long as you need him to. if you really tried, you could prob make him cum in, like, an hour? but it takes a lot of work
R (risk- are they down to experiment?): i mean, he will for you, but nothing in public, no recording anything, and don't even think about telling anyone the kind of things you get him to do for you because he'd be so embarrassed
T (toys- do they own toys?): owns a wand for you, a bluetooth vibrator, and a few plugs. (whether they're his or yours i'm not saying)
U (unfair- do they like to tease?): extremely unfair if provoked!! if you behave yourself, you'll be fine. but if you're a brat he's gonna absolutely break you
V (volume- how loud they are): usually soft moans and grunts if he's in charge but get him in sub mode and he'll whimper and whine for you nonstop
W (wild card): not surprising at all but he loves subbing and being pegged
X (x-ray- under their clothes): approximately 8 inches, uncut, has a vein running along it that drives him crazy when you run your tongue along the length of it
Y (yearning- how high is their sex drive?): a bit above average, can go whenever you need him but requests it himself at least every other day
Z (zzz- how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?): once you're all clean and taken care of he is out like a light dude he passes tf out and you gotta deal with his snoring
#x reader#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#jschlatt smut#schlatt smut#jschlatt x you#schlatt x you#wennie writes
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Mmmm, perverted unpaid intern!schlatt..... yummy plz....
pls he was so yummy in unpaid intern, im going feral
let’s say you were ludwig’s assistant, dressed in a little pencil skirt and tight button up.
schlatt watched when you would walk over with a slight bounce in your step, little notebook in hand and smiling softly. when you look over to schlatt and offer him a shy wave and smile. he can’t help but start imagining you in different ways.
he starts wondering if you’ll offer him the same cute smile if he asks you to go through his desk drawers for that damn flashlight he has.
if your tits always jiggle like that when you happily get ludwig his redbull and let him know the meetings he has to attend.
these thoughts go through his head all day and everytime he sees you. they go on until the end of the day, that’s when he realizes he has you alone, all to himself with no supervision or anyone to interfere.
the thought alone has him starting to feel dazed as he calls you over and you come bouncing innocently over, tits and ass jiggling with the same smile you had before.
“yes Mr. Schlatt?” you ask politely
“no, no, Mr. Schlatt is my father, please call me Jay” he says with a charming smile “Speakin’ of my father, y’know he owns part of the company?” schlatt asks you
“oh really? that’s very nice, um, Jay” you say softly
“yeah, it is isn’t it?” he says almost innocently “it’s real nice, especially when i feel like an employee isn’t doing their job just right, i can get them fired” he chuckles making you laugh nervously in return
“so, i’ve noticed that you work really well, really really well” Schlatt’s right hand goes up to the top of your head and runs, stopping at the bottom of your head “you take orders, do your job, make sure Ludwig is doing his job, you’re great..”
“t-thank y-” “i wasn’t finished” he states twirling the ends of your hair between his middle and forefinger
“you’re so pretty..It would be a shame if someone told my father you weren’t doing your job adequately. If someone believed for a minute that you do good, but were wasting company resources on something a computer could do”
“w-what?” you ask almost stumbling back in shock “you wouldn’t!”
“oh but i could” his eyes linger on the end of your skirt before returning to your eyes “it wouldn’t be hard, a little text can have your career over by” he looks at his watch “4:15…unless..”
“unless what?” you ask worriedly, not wanting to lose your job
“unless you can prove yourself useful to me” he advised with a grin “it’s 3:45 right now, i suggest you bend over right now if you wanna continue being employed that badly”
That’s how you find yourself in this position, bent over his desk, a few buttons ripped off your shirt causing your tits to spill out and rub against his desk. Most of the items that would be on top of his desk are all over the ground in front of you and your brand new tights are now no longer wearable. Your skirt too, it’s being ruined by your wetness running down your thighs as Schlatt sets a brutal pace making you come undone.
his hands are digging into your hips, you try to bite into the arm of your shirt to hold back moans but schlatt removes one hand off your hip and pulls your head back by the hair.
“don’t try to hide those precious sounds from me princess” he growls as you let out a moan
“yessir!” you moan out while schlatt tugs in your hair, pulling you closer and causing you to arch your back against him “f-fuck!”
“shit princess, you’re squeezin’ me like crazy” he says going harder causing you to get louder
“gonna cum, gonna cum, gonna cum!!” you cry as he purposely goes deeper with a grin.
“yeah? you’re gonna cum all ‘round my cock like the slut ya are? yeah?” he groans into your ear while hitting your g-spot causing you to see stars.
“yes! yes! gonna cum all around your cock! fuck! please” you beg “make me cum please, please!”
Schlatt smiles bringing a hand up to your neck, squeezing softly as your mind goes blank with pure pleasure. Schlatt releases his load inside you with a soft groan and pulls out softy, sitting down and letting you sit on his leg until you’re able to collect yourself.
He pressed a kiss to your temple “did, so good for me” he says softly, letting out a soft yawn “now go get me some coffee” he says as you nod, getting up with wobbly legs and walking to the break room as cum starts to drip down your thighs.
maybe you do get to keep your job, at least for now.
hope i did good nonnie >_<
#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x y/n#schlatt x y/n#schlatt x you#jschlatt x reader smut#jschlatt smut#schlatt x reader smut#schlatt smut
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ted with some sweet praise while fucking you slow mayhaps?
thank you!!
-🌟
yes yes yes!!!!! i went a little crazy at the end oops!
nsfw mdni!!
ted pumped in and out of you at a gruelingly slow pace, his thick cock hitting your g spot every time (as it always does.)
the little moans that came out of his mouth just made you more needy for him to go faster but he refused.
“teddy please go faster”
“nope. you’ve gotta sit like a good girl and take it slow for me love.” he let out another moan in sync with you, still going so slow and letting out soft praises
“such a good girl-mhmmmfuck”
“your pussy is so good baby god fuck.”
“mhm just like that baby just look at my face while i fuck your perfect pussy”
your stomach grew tighter in warmer knots with every word of praise ted uttered out of his sickly sweet lips.
“oh fuck ted- mmmhm i’m coming”
you uttered as you felt yourself coming to an orgasm when ted pulls out abruptly and looks at you.
“you really thought i was going to let you cum? you’re very funny, y/n”
you pouted and looked at him sadly.
“you’ve gotta earn that orgasm lovely. now get up and bend over my desk.” he ordered.
you obliged, obviously, and got up and bent over his desk, your legs shaking.
he turned on his computer, opened discord, and called schlatt and looked into his webcam, only your ass was showing over his tall body behind you, gripping your hips.
as schlatt answered, ted and schlatt both started laughing as they had planned this earlier, since schlatt was in texas.
ted rammed back into you, a loud moan escaped your lips as you looked at the screen and schlatt, who’s left hand was moving at a fast pace up and down under his desk.
ted continued to ram into you, a gasp escaping once or twice from his lips.
he finally let you unravel on his cock, your shaking moans and his hands still gripping your hips as schlatt looked on his monitor at this glorious scene.
schlatt tipped his head back, listening to your moans, as he came and you saw his cum shoot up his black t-shirt.
ted finally moaned out “fuck i’m cumming doll” as he pulled out and came on your ass.
it took a minute to recuperate after all of that, but once you did, you un-bent over ted’s desk, smiled and waved goodbye at schlatt, and walked out of ted’s office, a smile painted from ear to ear on your fucked out face.
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12 days of kinkmas 2024 ꨄ day 1
it came without ribbons (bondage)
you shuddered pleasantly as the soft, velvety ribbon that typically adorned your presents wrapped around your wrists, schlatt using the ribbon to move them over your head, then behind your back. it made him chuckle, and look down at you with a small smirk. “enjoying it already?”
your cheeks grew warm, and you nodded. the idea to use ribbons in this way came to you after reading a particularly spicy scene in a holiday book. you had been nervous to ask schlatt, but it didn’t take much convincing for him to agree. in fact, you suspected he was thrilled, and would guess that he had been researching the past few days.
he confirmed your suspicions when he began to murmur the steps under his breath, still handling the ribbon and you with delicate precision. you couldn’t help but tease him a bit. “don’t slip up.”
in response, schlatt hooked the ribbon and tightened it, finishing up the bit just under your breasts. however, it also tightened the ribbon gently brushing up your spine that kept your wrists tied together. at the firm feeling, you couldn’t help the soft whine that escaped your mouth. schlatt chuckled again, securing the knot. “what was that, toots?”
this time, you stayed quiet. it didn’t help you any though, with schlatt moving on to tying the ribbon above your breasts. the gentle, soft brush of the ribbon against your skin sent tingles down your spine, and when the ribbon gently tightened, the feeling only increased. your breasts were now firmly yet carefully secured between the ribbon, looking just like a present.
schlatt seemed to agree as he moved back in front of you, “i think this is the best present i’m getting all year.” he grinned, reaching out to pinch one of your nipples between his large, warm fingers.
“jay!” you squeaked, unable to do anything with your hands secured. not that you minded; you loved when schlatt played with your nipples, and he knew it too.
“yeah, toots?” he sat down on the bed and pulled you into his lap, now gently circling your nipples.
you couldn’t help but whine again, though it turned into a gasp when he replaced his fingers with his mouth, sucking at and nipping your breasts. meanwhile, his fingers moved down to your bare pussy, feeling the slick already gathering, “i want your fingers.” you begged as he traced your entrance.
he pulled off of your breast and chuckled. “you’re gonna have t’ be more specific.”
“schlatt!”
he chuckled again, but gave in. “okay, okay. calm down.”
with that, he carefully pushed two fingers in. the gentle stretch was familiar and welcome, especially as schlatt began to thrust his fingers in and out. his fingers were crooked slightly as well, searching for your g-spot. you were completely at his mercy due to the ribbons securing you.
a gasp escaped you as he finally found your g-spot, and you arched your back slightly. the ribbons tightened against you momentarily, forcing your breasts outward even more and catching schlatt’s attention. “shit, toots. you look so fuckin’ pretty.”
he picked up the speed of his fingers, and began to use his thumb to rub your clit. that had you tugging again, this time tightening the ribbon around your wrists. you wanted to touch him so badly, to cling to him as you came on his fingers. instead, you opted for riding his fingers, moving in one of the only ways you could.
between that, his battering of your g-spot and the attention he was giving your clit, you were close. he knew it too, a pleased smirk on his face as he watched you fall apart.
“jay, ‘m close.”
he grinned, eyes sparkling mischievously as he watched you. “yeah? you gonna cum on my fingers while you’re all tied up like a good girl?”
you nodded, riding his fingers with more fervor now and begging. “please jay. so close!”
schlatt knew just what would push you over the edge, and added a third finger. the stretch was amazing, and the additional finger added more pressure to you g-spot. it only took a few more bucks of your hips and thrusts from schlatt to have you coming all over his fingers.
as you rode out your orgasm, you continued to gently ride his fingers. your body arched, so all of the ribbons tightened against your wrists and chests. the added pressure made your head go fuzzy, and by the time you came back to it, schlatt was gently removing his fingers from inside of you and laying you down on the bed.
“you did so good f’ me, toots,” he smiled, bringing his fingers to his mouth and sucking your cum off of them. “you always taste so sweet.”
you returned the smile, shivering slightly as he began to undo the ribbons. “happy holidays to us.”
schlatt chuckled. “yeah, yeah. happy holidays to us.”
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x you#schlatt x reader#schlatt x you#jschlatt hcs#schlatt hcs#jschlatt headcanons#schlatt headcanons#jschlatt smut#schlatt smut#blush ꨄ
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PREFERABLEY ALL SCHLATT CUZ BIG FELLA IS A CUTIE XX
https://twitter.com/DaddyyRough/status/1673286778432761859?t=QIKHQ8GmHSU2rm1puC3O2w&s=19
https://twitter.com/18SexualFun/status/1653746478660157448?t=z61WDg67iXhUQD0YtPVusQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/SensuaIslut/status/1665796758620839938?t=5xWXMRoJ7dLFvpWQJKHXXg&s=19
https://twitter.com/TheExotticOne/status/1677416747991793664?t=dl9g3AmgipEql8Oa1SyMbg&s=19
https://twitter.com/dfs_813/status/1689142007082405888?t=OloksWMTq_-26zk58EPQ-g&s=19
https://x.com/perfectgoonerx/status/1702103112658440244?t=gkZo-7amkzrPL8TwV3pzPQ&s=09
https://x.com/perfectgoonerx/status/1715488063923933405?t=hUYUdkKMGinygAwgxw8mhw&s=09
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https://twitter.com/perfectgoonerx/status/1701739969671495746?t=J4KTGyItij6rLaEFuzRfow&s=19
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(A NO.1 FAV‼️‼️)
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(love love love this one)
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(cuties but there's no sound 🤬🤬)
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(there's so much faffing about and I HATE anal bit military schlatt.🙏🙏)
IF THERES MORE GOOD ONES ILL SEND EM THROUGH DOLL
🩷🎀
WOOF WOOF WOOF
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THIS ACCOUNT IS OFFLINE. @x-ceptionallysmall IS MY NEW MCU-FOCUSED ACCOUNT. LOVE YOU ALL! ALL OF MY STUFF WILL STILL STAY UP!
my turn !!
(nqviiez -> brick-a-doodle-do)
[ my ao3 // taglist request ]
/// i am brick. a very sentient brick. perhaps an ickadodo even. she/her pronouns with no label on my sexuality (prolly greyromantic) !! i also write. a lot. but despite this it is very hard for me to be able to finish a full fic. i have a creative mind and a piss-poor attention span and the two do not mix ,,,,,
g/t and vore (sometimes; sfw) are my bitches. sprinkle it with angst? my cup of tea! if you don't like any of that, you're still welcome here but just be mindful of my interests!
pretty fluid with the people that interact with me, but if you are a nsfw-specific account dni as i am a minor :) also basic criteria such as people supporting racism, homophobia, etc., please dni!
also fyi please tag me in things you want me to see! my tumblr notifications are off and usually i only go blog-surfing every once in a while and rely on my dash so i don't get notified for a lot of stuff until quite a bit later! :)
NOW, into the funner stuff! (lots under cut)
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big aus !!
something's brewing ;; tagged #something's brewing au, #curiosity killed the cat
what is it?: an au where an over-curious tommy stumbles into the house of a giant wilbur, who immediately captures him into a jar. who's in it?: crimeboys centric. that will change. have i written for this?: yes! i, ii, iii, iv, v, vi (vore) + voreshot
wilbur chocolate ;; tagged #wilbur chocolate au
what is it?: an au where tommy, a human, is living in new york for the month on vacation and buys a bag of wilbur chocolates. to his surprise, when he opens it, he finds a tiny wilbur! who's in it?: the au focuses on crimeboys but will eventually introduce emduo! have i written for this?: yes! part 1, part 2, and part 3 any worldbuilding?: masterpost!
tiny workers ;; tagged #tiny workers au
what is it?: an au set in a size-difference themed theme park, where it explores the interactions between the borrower staff members and the surrounding humans who's in it?: the au focuses around sbi and dtqk most often, but the entirety of the dream smp + other ccs and people are featured! have i written for this?: yes! chapter one, x, x any worldbuilding?: yes! so much! the masterpost is here
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random ideas !!
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other fics !! (unmentioned ones)
oneshots !
dream smp
company and repairs i ;; t!tallerduo, g!bedrockbros company and repairs ii ;; t!tallerduo, g!bedrockbros
ghosts are better than humans ;; t!tommy, g!ghostbur ;; a gift
2022 summer exchange ;; t!george, t!karlnapity, g!dream ;; a gift
spy au: unofficial prologue ;; t!george, g!dream ;; ⚠️ vore
i'll run away and hide with you ;; t!tommy, g!phil
never fucking again ;; t!tommy, g!sapnap
oh george~ ;; t!george, g!dream ;; ⚠️ vore
meeting boo ;; t!tubbo, g!ranboo
don't fall ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; not my au/fanfiction of fanfiction
the act of making noise (i) ;; t!tommy, t!techno, g!ranboo, g!wilbur
heavy is the head that gets no sleep ;; t!tommy, g!dream ;; ⚠️ vore
2022 secret santa ;; t!sam, g/mg!dream ;; a gift
hush ;; sizeshifter!tommy, g!wilbur, implied g!phil
still the wild winds blow ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; ⚠️ vore
we will abide ;; t!karlity, g!sapnap ;; ⚠️ vore
feeble disguise ;; t!clingyduo, g!ranboo ;; ⚠️ vore
would you be so kind? ;; t!tommy, g!ghostbur
joy ride ;; t!wilbur, g!quackity, g!schlatt
off switch ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; not my au!
april prompt ;; t!tommy, no defined g!
shroud, you...savior? ;; t!wilbur, g!tommy ;; rewritten/updated fic
close the windows, lock the doors ;; t!ghostboo, g!tubbo
you live life above me ;; t!sapnap, g!dream ;; short prompt series!
blinded by imperfect form ;; t!tommy, g!techno ;; short prompts series!
i'll be unclean, i'll be obscene ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; short prompt series!
don't talk so much ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; short prompt series! ;; tiny workers au
days of which you can't make me hate ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; tiny workers au
but the smoke clears when you're around ;; t!techno, g!dream
the feeling comes so quickly ;; t!ranboo, g!techno, (brief) g!wilbur
my fingers pressed until they're sore ;; t!dream, g!sapnap ;; short prompt series!
and though it's no improvement ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; ⚠️ vore
agony drips from me ;; t!micheal, t!tubbo, g!ranboo ;; ⚠️ vore
digestion ;; t!george, g!dream ;; short prompt series
every day's a test ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; short prompt series/april prompts
you're stuck in the web ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; ⚠️ vore
watcher
mere monstrosity ;; t!shane, g!ryan
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submitted through other blogs !
shroud, you...savior? ;; t!wilbur, g!tommy
the little things: written ;; t!tommy, g!wilbur ;; not my au
unnamed ;; t!karl, g!sapnap ;; ⚠️ vore
unnamed ;; t!tubbo, g!ranboo ;; ⚠️ vore
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other stuff !!
my art !
tightrope ;; t!wilbur, no defined g!
hamster wheel ;; t!wilbur, implied g!tommy
au hint ;; implied t!george, implied g!dream ;; barely art
paperclips from 1970 doodle ;; t!george, implied g!dream
more pf1970 doodles ;; t!george, implied g!dream
tw!tommy doodle ;; t!tommy
tinies & fruit ;; t!tommy, t!quackity, t!wilbur, implied g!tommy
fic scene ;; t!tommy, implied g!wilbur ;; fic link
broodles ;; implied t!ranboo, unmentioned t!tommy and g!wilbur, personal lore implied g!quackity and t!wilbur
irza attempt ;; not my au!
hittin' a jig ;; t!tommy, implied g!wilbur
sleeping (they hate each other) ;; t!tommy, g!techno
unwilling prey + nomf ;; t!techno, g!dream ;; ⚠️ implied/eventual vore
grabbing ;; t!dream, implied g!wilbur
homemade sweaters ;; t!quackity, t!niki, t!sapnap, t!george, t!ponk, t!tommy, t!sam, t!wilbur, g!dream
logsted painting
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fanart ! (if i am missing any PLEASE tell me pspspsps)
company and repairs scene ;; t!tallerduo, g!bedrockbros ;; (@.oh-i-need-a-name)
curiositybur ;; t!wilbur, implied g!tommy ;; (@.local-squishmallow)
fic-turned-comic ;; t!karl, g!sapnap ;; ⚠️ vore ;; (@.local-squishmallow)
close the windows fanart ;; t!ghostboo, g!tubbo ;; (@.justarandomsloth)
more ctwltd fanart ;; t!ghostboo, g!tubbo ;; (@.justarandomsloth)
tiny workers fanart ;; t!tommy, no defined g! (@.justarandomsloth)
c!brick fanart ;; (@.da3dm) ;; + additional accessory
more c!brick fanart ;; (@.beckyu)
pixie dust and mischief fanart ;; t!tommy (@.smiles-for-anon)
my secret santa 2023! ;; g!wilbur, t!tommy (x-monochrome-x)
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have a brick for making it to the bottom 🧱
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Fic Recs June '23
What did I read this month? Let me tell you, Hurt Comfort exchange finally released, and also I'm halfway through reading Extreme Timed Challenge exchange, and there have been some BANGERS. Not entirely DSMP, even though I am Still That Way, but yeah, it's still a lot of Emduo. I Am Who I Am.
The Fics - All One-shots this time!
One Fish, Two Fish by ssootsprite Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game) Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Grandpa/Willy (Stardew Valley), Lewis & Willy (Stardew Valley) Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Pre-Canon, Friends to Lovers, Queer Themes, Asian Character(s), set vaguely somewhere between modern day 1980s and laura ingalls sorry bout that, and the crack treated seriously is cus this is kind of a crack ship but i treated it Quite seriously Length: 1/1 chapters 3,141 words.
Willy, the fisherman, gets to know the new Farmer in town. They become friends. They become— more? Absolutely adorable little blossoming of romance. This was being recced as countryboy4countryboy and it is that and it's so good.
the DSMP let loose on the internet by impravidus Fandom: DSMP Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Social Media, Crossover, Crack, Humour Length: 1/1 chapters 3,056 words.
A glimpse at all the DSMP character internet presences. Techno runs a potato rating channel. There's people sharing the details of the fact that BBH killed his husband in the comments of his outfit channel. It's very funny.
the beehive state by amaranthinecanicular Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Canon Compliant, POV 2nd Person, they're having a hard time but they're trying, the wonders of Utah help, takes place between Boundless Sands and the finale, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, they are brothers your honor Length: 1/1 chapters 3,980 words.
Okay, before you get scared off by second person, this is just immaculate. The voice is pristine, the relationships are devastating, I read it while being the :wails: emoji the whole time. Tommy shows up and demands Wil show him around, and then they are abrasive brothers, and just, UGH I'm not even a crimeboys but this is so perfect.
here’s to this, get used to it. by hoorayy Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Alexis | Quackity & Jschlatt & Toby Smith | Tubbo Tags: Manberg | Manburg on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Toby Smith | Tubbo-centric Length: 1/1 chapters 1,171 words.
Just a perfect little slice of Manberg tensions, when Quackity discovers Tubbo sneaking back in, and uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh taking care of each other in a shit situation while being abraisve as hell. Neither of these men are good at emotions. Everything sucks. Schlatt is laying over the conversation like an opressive force. It's so good.
hearth by fensandmarshes Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Niki Nihachu & Philza & Ranboo & Technoblade (Dream SMP) Tags: Found Family, Fluff, ambiguously canon setting? but without the canon ending? idk man, au - the version of canon that lives in my head, love languages go brrrr Length: 1/1 chapters 3,754 words.
The Syndicate, and love languages, and what they are to each other, in four parts, and :wails:. They CARE. Little tiny character studies reflecting on their relationships. I love them.
shall we rise to the occasion by Odaigahara Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Alternate Universe - Steampunk, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Champion of the Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Androids, Blood Magic, First Meetings, Developing Friendships Length: 1/1 chapters 2,830 words.
Death Angel Phil finds broken down Automaton Technoblade (He runs on blood!) and gets him running again. Oh my GOD the worldbuilding crammed into this one. Phil is a black hole in the universe! Beetles pray to gods of endurance! Religious wars! They banter and friendship! They're probably the final boss of somebody's D&D campaign because my god these guys are gonna do DAMAGE to the world. I love it.
Of a Different Color by Rhizophora Fandom: Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Sophie Hatter/Howl Pendragon Tags: Domestic Fluff, pregnancy fluff Length: 1/1 chapters 1,272 words.
Just adorable Howl's Moving Castle fluff when Sophie was expecting, with excellent Sophie and Howl voice. Howl is stressing out the whole time. Sophie's like "i'm a powerful witch and fine actually". Howl dyes his eyebrow orange.
a falling axe, a sharpened knife by sesquidpedalian Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood & ZombieCleo Tags: scott exists only as a distinct absence, Telepathic Bond, Relationship Study, Late Night Conversations, Season: Double Life, Season: Limited Life Length: 1/1 chapters 2,081 words.
Incisive and magnetic character study on Martyn and Cleo and how they orbit each other and Scott, across two series. It's just, Oof. It's good.
Moonlit and Mending by InsomniWillow Fandom: QSMP Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Rafael Lange | Cellbit/Roier Tags: Werewolf Roier, Vampire Cellbit, Post-Rescue, Hurt/Comfort, Romantic Fluff, Alcohol, Late Night Conversations Length: 1/1 chapters 2,254 words.
monster4monster spiderbit late night conversations! It's so fluffy and comforting, after cellbit's kidnapping! Cellbit makes this spicy alcohol hot brazilian drink that I want to drink SO Much.
hey siri how do i tell my sister i was bit by a really weird dog and now i’m turning into a monster by hoorayy Fandom: Original Work Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Recently Turned Werewolf & Their Sister Helping Them Hide Their Secret Tags: Siblings, Protective Siblings, Werewolves, big families Length: 1/1 chapters 1,412 words.
So hoorayy is really good at taking single slice scenes and putting a whole story in them, and that absolutely happens here. Such good big family, and elder sister dynamics. I love them. I belive in the sibling dynamics here entirely.
improvised problems by hoorayy Fandom: DSMP Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot Tags: Queerplatonic Relationships, Aromantic Alexis | Quackity, Las Nevadas on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Implied Sexual Content, Kissing, thumbs up emoji, Alexis | Quackity-centric Length: 1/1 chapters 2,810 words.
[Leans close to the mic.] AROMANTIC QPR TNTDUO. AND THEY KISS. I'm taking this one as relationship canon, it's fine.
Maybe This Time I Won't Wake From The Dream by juliana677 Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Bodyswap--character's hidden or downplayed pain/illness is discovered because of bodyswap, Bodyswap Length: 1/1 chapters 3,293 words.
Techno and Phil wake up in each other's bodies and then goes "you live like this? Unacceptable", and proceeds to try to help each other with chronic pain. Also Phil (in Techno's body) repeatedly walks into the doorframe.
The Longevity Clause by MissyColorful Fandom: SMPEarth Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Caring for a character's injured wings, Solitary Confinement, Aftermath of Solitary Confinement, Badass in Distress, BAMF Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Angst Length: 1/1 chapters 12,838 words.
WHUMP THAT BIRD. Phil gets kidnapped and is extremely bitey about it, but it's taking so long for Techno to rescue him, does he even care? (Techno is panicking trying to find him, but he can't FIND him.)
move your feet from hot pavement by Odaigahara Fandom: SMPEarth, DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Antarctic Emperor Phil Watson | Philza, General Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Developing Friendships, Misunderstandings, Prisoner of War, Injury, Angst with a Happy Ending Length: 1/1 chapters 2,795 words.
Ooooo I loved this one. Techno is part of the surrendering force to the Antarctic Empire, and he thinks he's going to be executed, and he's trying to remain upbeat about it, but y'know, the blood loss. And the impending execution. Extremely good emduo bonding moments.
filling up the emptiness by PolynomialPandemic Fandom: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Attolia | Irene/Eugenides Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Torture, Wound Tending, they trust each other so much ur honor, Aftermath of Torture Length: 1/1 chapters 1,211 words.
Irene takes care of Gen after a kidnapping! :sobs: They care so much.
a token for a ravager by loyalcrowlist Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe - Gladiators, compelled to follow orders, Gestures of Affection After Gladiator Fights Length: 1/1 chapters 3,895 words.
GLADIATOR EMDUO. And they have to fight each other. :sobs:. (My pitches for these are becoming less and less sensible, but *points* look at it. Gladiator Emduo. Techno gets told he has to beat up Phil or someone else will do it. These boys be hurting.)
tasting snowcones by mothandflame Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends, Pining, Oblivious Wilbur Soot, Friends to Lovers, Crushes, First Kiss, Summer Romance, Fluff Length: 1/1 chapters 3,737 words.
OOOOOOO It's cute. A first kiss in the summer. These boys are pining.
swimming out beyond the breakers by Odaigahara Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson Tags: Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Avian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Rescue, First Meetings, Sharks, Happy Ending Length: 1/1 chapters 3,580 words.
Shark mermaid Techno with just a TOUCH of body horror, and lots of fun. Tommy is a seagull! Wilbur is a grad student! Techno gets offered a phone and tries to bite it! I love them all so much!
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In your Dads Troubles charlie and schlatt story, it was mentioned that charlie was introduced to the idea of being eaten when he walked in on schlatt eating tubbo, and i just wanna know- how did he react??
Like, did he freeze in shock? Did he faint?? Or maybe he screamed and started running for the tunnels?? Or less likely but even better, what if he started yelling and fighting schlatt to get him to spit tubbo out? Like im losing my mind over this, i have to know how they managed to explain that to him and how he had to cope with the idea that everything he thought was kind of sort of a lie.
- the-sussy-imposter2
OHHHH GOOD QUESTION
I think he would fight. He was raised with the very basic “be scared of humans” rule that all borrowers were, but unlike almost everyone in his colony, he never had a personal bad experience with borrowers. His first time meeting a human was Schlatt and Schlatt gave him a kazoo.
All this to say that his fight or flight when it comes to humans is 110% fight because he doesn’t truly comprehend how dangerous humans actually can be.
Charlie is also fucking feral. I like to imagine that before joining the colony in the apartment he was an outside borrower, the kind to physically wrestle a squirrel for an acorn. He has no self preservation. He is surviving on luck, upper body strength, and sheer stubbornness.
I very much think that Charlie would find some way to try and attack Schlatt; like i think he’d see Tubbo get swallowed (probably at night cause he likes to sleep in Schlatt’s stomach when it gets cold) and Charlie would lie in wait until Schlatt fell asleep then climb to his face to try and trigger his gag reflex. Then after that fails and he wakes Schlatt up comes all the kicking clawing and screaming about faking everything and killing his own son. And it’s effective, 1: because Charlie is crazed and 2: because he’s got the kind of tail that’s basically a 5th limb, so i imagine him carrying like a stick with it and just smacking Schlatt in the eyes lol.
Schlatt, to his credit, is smart enough to know that nothing he’s gonna say in that moment is gonna change Charlie’s mind and frankly he doesn’t wanna deal with Tubbo’s whining if he spits him out since he’s already asleep. So he does the next best thing and calls Quackity, telling him to get Tommy. I mentioned in like one post from 2 years ago that once, while Tommy was really tired, Tubbo kinda coerced him into agreeing to get nommed with him, and I think this whole situation would be after that happened. So Charlie gets jarred™ while Schlatt makes that call and starts putting neosporin on the scratches Charlie left.
Tommy eventually shows up and explains that not only is Tubbo fine, he actively seeks out getting eaten, and Tommy himself has been nommed multiple times and vouches for its safety. Charlie tries to apologize but Schlatt is more laughing at the absurdity of it and apologizing that he hadn’t told Charlie prior since he never knew how to bring it up. He brushes off the apology since if Charlie had seen that and chosen not to do anything, he probably would have been more upset. After all, he wants people around who care about Tubbo, especially other borrowers. He knows that he’s not everything Tubbo needs; he doesn’t know enough about his son’s species to teach him any sort of culture or how they navigate the world. Charlie does: he knows the rules of being an indoor and outdoor borrower, and he’s one hell of an uncle. Tubbo loves him, and Charlie clearly loves him back.
#honestly i had not thought about how this happened until this moment lol#it gets smoothed over pretty quickly but Charlie gets constantly hassled by Tubbo to try it#Charlie was unwilling so you can imagine the victory Tubbo felt when Schlatt had to nom Charlie to hide him from Ted#idk if Charlie would seek it out more but I know he eventually also gets nommed by Q too and at that point he’s just like ‘well ok ig’#‘this is my life now’#cyncerity#mcyt g/t#mcyt gt#dad’s troubles au#tiny!charlie#tiny!tubbo#tiny!slimecicle#giant!schlatt#tiny!tommy
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𝐎𝐝𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭
Warning/s: ???
Taglist: @da3dm, @gt-mcyt, @coolest-moon
Chapters: Ch1 | Ch2 | Ch3
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"Momma..?"
The sound of his voice was so small, quiet, barely above a whisper. Puffy's heart continued to shatter. Watching Dream struggle with his height, he used to be so free, running around without a care in the world, but now. Puffy looked up at him; a young boy who was terrified of even taking a step.
She took a shaky breath, the sun was blinding; she could only imagine how Dream felt having to stay outside all day in the hot sun, even right now, his massive frame shielded her from the rays and engulfed her in shadow. Then she replied, with the softest and most caring tone she could muster.
"Yes duckling?" She smiled, ofcourse she should, she couldn't allow him to see her trembling lips or how her eyes darted left and right. She stared straight up at him, reminding herself, this is her son, she had nurtured and cared for him from the day he was left in her house. She could see Dream shuffle as if he was nervous or ashamed; he avoided her gaze and bit his lip. Puffy could tell something was bothering him.
"What's wrong?" She asked, her tone soft, and loving, "C'mon duckling, I'm sure whatever it is you need to tell me, it'll be fine." She reassured and Dream let out a sigh, his hand was over his stomach and it dawned on Puffy she might not want to hear what he has to say after all.
"I-I'm hungry, again..."
Dammit-
It had been weeks since Dream had gotten that random major growth spurt and alot had change, to Puffy's dismay. Besides the fact the villagers were even more terrified, the blonds eyes were brighter than Puffy remembered, his teeth were slightly sharper than she liked. But the one that had the most impact(in her opinion), was the hunger her boy had.
Puffy could tell the food she had been spending hours on making just weren't- enough for him anymore she had to quadruple her portion servings and even if Dream said he wasn't hungry anymore, she knew his stomach wasn't satisfied. She didn't even know if she was feeding him the proper diet!
Puffy couldn't complain, she knew that, Dream was only asking for food; a natural thing every living thing needed, but it was taking a toll on the sheep hybrid, physically, mentally, and financially. Her thoughts were abruptly cut off when Dream's stomach growled and he looked away bashfully.
Puffy hated it.
She shook her head and smiled up at him, "What would you like to have duckling? I can try making some soup if you'd like?" Dream smiled softly giving Puffy an earnest nod.
His smile, another thing Puffy lost, Dream had always been a happy-dandy child, a kid that faced the world with curiosity and a bright smile; just like how any other kid should be. But ever since that day in Sapnap and Bad's house, it was like he lost his spark- the flame was there, Puffy believed it was; it just wasn't burning as bright right now, soon it would spark again, yeah...
The sheep hybrid dissappeared into their home, immediately heading to the kitchen to work. She sighed as she saw the disarray in her kitchen; she had been too exhausted to clean it and figured that she'll need to use it sooner or later, so to her there wasn't any point to cleaning. She began preparing any necessary items for the meal she would prepare, humming to distract herself.
Dream sat outside, patiently waiting beside the window to the kitchen, he could someone hear his mother's soft humming and if soothed him in a way that made him shut his eyes and let out a tiny, almost unnoticeable smile. Soon enough the delicious aroma wafted through the air, and Dream felt giddy with excitement. So much so he didn't notice Schlatt walking up onto the doorstep until he knocked and jolted Dream to look at him.
The ram hybrid seemed to acknowledge his presence and tried giving him a smile. Dream could hear his mother's footsteps and soon enough the door swung open with Puffy wearing an apron. She seemed shocked, not expecting for her brother to drop by so suddenly. Schlatt coughed and began explaining the situation.
"Soo- Puffy, I need Dream's help over by the farm." The sheep hybrid immediately frowned but let him continue. "The animals escaped, some of them are just over by the pasture, but a few have started to wander into the village and forest." Schlatt smiled, not registering that Puffy might've been cooking for Dream. "Well actually I'm currently making lunch- maybe afte-" She was abruptly cut if when Schlatt grinned and clapped; not to loudly but enough to shut the sheep hybrid's mouth.
"Perfect, you're still making it, right? Dream can just eat after." Schlatt continued to stare at Puffy; after all, Puffy hadn't exactly told him of how hungry her baby boy was getting, she didn't need anymore issues. But she was determined of finding a way to let Dream eat soon. "Well- does it have to be now? I think Dream really needs to eat soon, maybe afte-"
"It'll be fine, c'mon Dream!"
Dream shot a small frown at her but all Puffy could do was smile and nod; and prayed the job would be done quick. The blond quickly scrambled to stand up, and followed his uncle. It was terrifying to see, ofcourse, most wonder what he'd be like as an adult. But Puffy had a different thought in mind, she worried for her son; but still continued cooking for it to be prepared when he got home.
He was scared.
He didn't know what happened.
He didn't mean to-
He didn't mean to hurt it!
To...to-
...eat it.
Guilt coursed through his veins, he was walking back home; as slow as possible, he didn't wanna face his momma yet. Not like this, with the lingering taste of calf in his mouth, and bits of blood staining his teeth red.
He was in shock, he never intended to hurt it, much less eat it. But- he was so, so hungry. He hugged himself as his feet went on auto pilot, dragging him back to his house. He whimpered as the moment replayed in his head.
He was just helping them...luring the animals back to their pens, lifting them up from time to time...
He blinked.
He spotted a calf, wander into the forest and chased after it.
His stomach churned as the vivid memory' flashed before his eyes.
Soft meat, and hard hooves, accompanied with so, so, so much blood..
His breathing became rapid as he saw his house coming into view. Dread coursed through his veins as he even remembered the casual conversation he and uncle Schlatt.
He emerged from the forest, no calf in sight, a look of confusion on his uncle's face.
Five...
"Hey bud, where's the calf?"
Four...
"I—I lost it, they ran away-..." He gulped.
Three...
"Oh okay, it's just one calf, right?"
Two...
He gasped...He didn't notice...Uncle Schlatt didn't notice; the faint blood on his lip and his red stained fingers that he had tried to wipe off, but the tint still stayed.
One...
"Okay, Dream, go on and head home, thanks for the assist buddy."
Moments later he reached his house with his momma already outside waiting to greet him.
"Hey duckling! How was herding the animals, it wasn't to hard, was it?" She smiled softly at him, he wished she didn't, he couldn't accept such a kind gesture, not after...after what he did. He sighed and mustered enough courage to reply.
"It was- okay." As the words left his lips a bitter taste was left in his mouth. He was silent, watching and waiting for his momma to catch him lying, mentally preparing himself for a scolding or worst, but it never came...
Instead Puffy nodded, a cheery smile on ehr face at all times. "That's good duckling, I'll go get the food, yeah? You must be tired." He watched, as she rushed into the house and later came out with a big pot; well- big to her, to him it was more of a bowl.
"Eat up duckling, I already took my share!" Not a hint of dishonesty was in her words as she set down the pot on a wooden table placed outside. A huge wooden ladle, was the substitute for his spoon as he sat criss-crossed on the soft grass. Taking the ladle into his hand.
"Thank you momma.." He meekly replied as he reveled in the taste of the soup she prepared, he loved her home cook meals; considering she learned just for him...He remembered the time's she mentioned that she only used to cook simple meals and dishes, as it was the quickest way to cook. And then mentioned that she went around the town to ask for help on how to cook from the other ewe hybrids for help.
It warmed his heart knowing his mother loved him so dearly.
That's why she can never find out.
The sun rose high over the sky, a fresh new day presented itself, mistakes of yesterday, left in the past; well...most.
Dream had a restless night, his mind haunting him of the events of the day before. Puffy still wasn't awake which left him, empty and overwhelmed. He began to sob and shake, yearning for a touch of affection, he wanted his momma, or- or Sapnap, but he knew very well he couldn't just barge in and seek comfort, could he?
He shook away the idea, he didn't wanna be anymore of a burden.
At this moment he just wanted to know what he was, he didn't want to keep finding out new things about himself. He missed waking up under a stable roof, he missed sleeping on an actual bed...
He missed being in his momma's arms.
His hands reached to hug himself, as he cradled himself; a sob leaving his lips, it was a pitiful. He hated the rush of emotions he felt at the moment, he desperately wanted to believe this was all just a nightmare, that he was still the same height as his momma and he'd wake up, and see her warm face smiling down at him as he laid on his bed.
But no-
The universe was playing some cruel joke on him and he seethed with anger.
Not just at the universe- but apart of him was mad- at—at his momma.
He shook his head, he couldn't hate his momma, it was wrong, oh so, wrong. She had done so much for him, she took him in and cared for him, so what, she lied about one tiny thing, he was okay!
He wanted to be okay...
His stomach growled and he groaned in annoyance, but as if she knew, Puffy came out of the house and greeted him.
"Goodmorning duckling!~" She smiled, "How was your sleep?" Her smile made Dream guilty as he grimaced. "It was good." He lied through his teeth, the sheep hybrid seemed to sigh, "Well I prepared breakfast, c'mon and eat!" He took a deep breath and mustered up the happiest attitude he could and skipped towards the food, which his momma already graciously prepared.
Last thing he wanted to do was give her another problem.
Puffy watched as his son eagerly ate his food, a warm smile on her face, her moments of calm and contentment dwindled after his many incidents, in her mind the less he knew the better, oh how wrong she would be.
Dream spent every waking moment, working, panicking, it was driving him insane...
Maybe enough to drive him away...
#g/t#giant/tiny#gt#writing#giant!dream#tiny!sapnap#g!dream#t!puffy#tiny!schlatt#t!schlatt#tiny!puffy#odd out out au#if i made any mistakes can yall tell me?#lmao#idk if its good#dsmp fic#dream
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Four years of my life has been spent simping over Schlatt and now that I've finally gone and made a fic with just him I'm gonna go bury my skull in the dirt o7
#yeah im a simp: sniper money#i really wanna expand on that fic though i have a lot of ideas#g/t#gt#borrowers#giant/tiny#giant tiny#jschlatt#schlatt#gt writing#g/t writing
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driving me kinda crazy but i remember like years ago there was a fic where Tubbo was a borrower who only a few people knew about, and Tommy has him in his pocket when he’s exiled from L’Manberg so when he’s shot down and loses his items, Tubbo gets lost too. So Schlatt finds him, introduces him publicly which Tubbo hates cause he’s a borrower and he’s supposed to be a secret, makes him a cabinet member/pet and then he gets killed at the festival (i don’t remember how exactly). It’s at least 2 parts, maybe more, it’s been a while.
sorry this is in such massive detail i just vaguely remember reading it on your blog so idk if you wrote it or reblogged it, but i figured since this one is old you’d have the best chance of knowing what i was talking about since you where in the mcyt g/t community before I was
-Cyn
I didn't write it, but im pretty sure i reblogged it from
Well im bad at remembering urls but im pretty sure they're writing a fic with tiny Joel and Skizz now i can see if i can find em? Idk, sorry
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Back for more after ask game question defeat, 12 and 18?
12. Funniest comment you've ever gotten in a piece of work?
oh goodness I’ll have to go look through my fics, I’ve posted a lot of stuff and got plenty of comments so I’m really not sure :’) I don't tend to remember exact comments most of the time, I appreciate them in the moment and reply, but after that I mostly just remember the good vibes rather than the comments themselves.
An excellent contender though is definitely a comment I got on chapter 9 of Heart Thief wishing "Dream a swift and painless recovery and his father a car battery to the head :)" because it kinda kicked off a running thing of threatening Schlatt with a car battery which quite frankly Heart Thief Schlatt deserves
...and canon DSMP Schlatt tbh.
OHH and another one on Heart Thief, this time on chapter 20, "Polyamory is on the rise as a natural defense mechanism against rent"
There's probably more great ones but I just have so many fics idk if I want to comb through every comment on all of them to see which is the funniest, but I've gotten great comments in general and to everyone who's posted a funny on one of my fics, thank you, you're a legend <3
18. How similar are the things you enjoy writing to the things you enjoy reading?
It’s hard to say actually! I can enjoy a pretty wide variety of works if they’re well-written. I absolutely love not-poignant’s Fae Tales series but I don’t think I would ever attempt something of that scope and intensity for myself. But it’s wonderful reading epic fantasies
I don’t actually read a lot of stuff compared to how much I write these days, but generally I think I do read things similar to what I’m writing in most cases. I tend to focus on relationships between characters, I like a good plotty explicit fic just as much as I like PWPs, and that tends to be what I read as well as write. And just as I sometimes read more T or G rated stories, I’ll occasionally write them too. I definitely tend toward wanting stories to have happy endings no matter how dark things get. So yeah, I’d say in most cases I read and write similar things. :D
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