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[nautieval]

[mephistovalse]

I love how expressions are drawn in these comics lmaoo 😭😭😭

[geneslovee]

im thinking of changing my name again because im cursing at my 14 year old self who picked this random white name for me to live with now so ive been researching traditional Sakha names to get it right and apparently before the russians came and fucked up all our shit with their taxes and christianity, it was the norm for every Sakha person to change their name in their lifetime if not twice, then three times, and who knows if maybe more

basically, the newborn Sakha in the pre-christianity era would be given a name right away after birth like all kids, but once they grew up and started exhibiting individual traits they would be given a descriptive nickname which could describe pretty much anything about a person - positive characteristics, negative characteristics, physical quirks, facial features, body type, age, etc etc. one of my faves i found was Бэлтэкэ (Belteke) with means ‘round face’. would fit me ngl

anyways this is awesome news for me and i just wanted to share because learning that changing names throughout your life is historically super normal for our people makes me feel better about changing it for the second time, yknow? especially with the fact that those names were an individual’s descriptor. almost kind of like being trans and changing your name to one that suits you as a person better so you don’t walk around with the one that had nothing to do with who you really are on a personal level for your whole life

[flooficandii]

first impressions

[hwestil]

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

Uncle Nemi taking care of Baby Tomioka doodles | ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎᵎ (selfship/insert art)

My horrible handwriting and I how i can’t write in a straight line pppfffttt ignore that

[verkanicat]

It's... Polar Bearguin!

[sandcastle-clan]

GAOLER GENES?????

[apologynics]

I have been in the woods alone w a bear plenty of times and have never once felt concerned. A man is 1000x more dangerous to you than a bear.

[bzdsentai]

Nightcrawler almost has a heart attack and dies.

[fruluna]

The terror is kinda mid though ngl

[bellamyroselia]

Walrus obviously.

Between "???" and certain death, obviously the latter is going to get a bigger reaction out of me.

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

what kind of bear is chasing me please fast

You can identify various types of bear as follows:

Brown: Brown Bear

White: Polar Bear

Black and White: Panda Bear

Grey And Eating Eucalyptus: Koala Bear

Wearing Glasses: Spectacled Bear

Large and On Fire: Sun Bear

Chasing You Very Slowly: Sloth Bear

More Interested In Your Pic-a-nic Basket: Yogi Bear

Scary Looking: Grizzly Bear

Scary and Gross Looking: Grisly Bear

Scary, Gross, and Chewy Looking: Gristley Bear

Chases You Forever, Refuses to Give You Up: Rick-Astley Bear

Peruvian-British, Proper, Polite: Paddington Bear

Delicious: Gummy Bear

Please let us know later which bear it was that ate you.

[laylanatorseventeen]

So we’re getting bamboo slabs and stairs huh? Thats great but didn’t Mojang say that the reason we couldn’t have concrete and terracotta slabs and stairs is because it wasn’t realistic or some shit? I see concrete stairs literally every single day of my actual real ass life. It makes no goddamn sense that we get BAMBOO STAIRS but no concrete stairs. 

Additionally, I discovered the Mojang suggestion page is fucking broke as fuck, because I wanted to suggest specifically placeable jars, and the ability to make jelly out of sweetberries and glowberries, etc, like honey, but I wasn’t able to make the fucking suggestion because other people were talking about placeable bottles, which was apparently too similar, and one person talking about how they wanted JELLYFISH. WHICH APPARENTLY WAS TOO SIMILAR SO THAT EVEN THE WORD JELLY WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE DAMN FILTER. 

[orkpainterboy]

Most dangerous predator on earth

[queerundercover]

H

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this