#scared the fuck out of me

[newtness532]

hey so hail in the month of august is actually insane?

[sketchbonked]

just woke up from a nap in which i dreamt that tim burton made a live action adaptation of bluey and it made me want to drink volatile acid

[thatbivthbcj]

Oh HELL no

Out of character

But I just heard a woman say smth in my ear that I couldn’t make out and a short breath and I looked over

THERE WAS NO ONE FUCKJGN THERE

WTF BRO

FUCKKKK

[stareinaweandhorror]

a group of college students with varying ages all finish their class together and pile into the elevator, eight total, and the elevator buckles beneath them. the doors slowly close and a fire alarm bell screams out at them as everyone fell into a quick panic. the elevator breaks, flying much further than the two stories this building had to offer before crashing into a pit. the doors, split open, metal bent, collapse against the ground and the group is now stuck in some freakish underground labyrinth.

[bipolbur]

step out barefoot onto porch to smoke. spider bigger than my fucking hand where i usually sit. turn around. when has smoking in your room with an open window ever hurt

[howlingdemon13]

Been freaking out and crying that my caterpillar wasn’t eating only to realize it’s getting ready to pupate.

It’s gonna be a moth!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m gonna be a moth mom!!!!!!!!!!!!

[willowshimmer]

OH MY GO-

So I was watching a lams say no to this animation that was really uh nsfw and there was a nsfw scene going on and MY MOM WALKED IN!!!!

She didn't see it but I felt like the devil just walked into my room saying "You're soul warranty has expired"...

[coliemoongaming]

Did anyone else just get jumpscared by the alarm thing for today? Because I did. At 2:18. I thought it was supposed to happen at 1:40pm not 2:18 not unless it was different times for each place….that scared the shit outta me.

[marsdemo]

What? what the fuck is that

[p-wrryyy-mordial-soup]

First game after waking up,

i sure am awake now!

[mycological-mariner]

Forgot how sensitive my seizure alarm was. Just set it off by conducting my invisible orchestra again

[d1strict12-peacek33per]

Kinda freaking out over what’s going to happen later today rn at 5 o’clock in the morning bc I can’t sleep. Uhm. Yeah.

Anyway, shit you need to know:

You see I.C.E?

Yell, “La Migra.” (La-mee-grah)

Be as loud you possibly can.

They are supposed to be starting Raids in Chicago on Tuesday.

You know neurodivergent or queer people?

No the fuck you don’t.

Are you apart of that spectrum yourself?

Suddenly you aren’t.

Know trans people or trans yourself?

Nuh-uh.

Do you have immigrant family?

Tell them how to answer I.C.E if they come across them. (a bunch of shit on TikTok can tell about that)

If you have birth-right citizenship, you’re at risk too.

Don’t be in usually populated areas.

Like, the mall, movie theaters, etc. it’s not safe, trust, there will be dumbasses out there today and probably the rest of the week, keep that in mind.

Anyone ask you about your political views?

Say NOTHING.

Or, “I don’t like to talk about that stuff.”

Don’t talk about them at all.

Same goes for your identity, aight?

Idgaf if he “saved TikTok” it was a stunt, they think we’re stupid. Forget that shit, don’t thank him. It’s fucking propaganda.

Stay safe,

Ik im not popular, like at all but please reblog, share, whatever

—Atlas

[spookypanda04]

Apparently the Duolingo app has updated it's icon... A little warning would have been nice.

[raven-serenity]

you ever just gently wake up right before your alarm goes off?

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[willowshimmer]

Look what I found in my sink...