#scared the fuck out of me

[newtness532]

hey so hail in the month of august is actually insane?

[sketchbonked]

just woke up from a nap in which i dreamt that tim burton made a live action adaptation of bluey and it made me want to drink volatile acid

[thatbivthbcj]

Oh HELL no

Out of character

But I just heard a woman say smth in my ear that I couldn’t make out and a short breath and I looked over

THERE WAS NO ONE FUCKJGN THERE

WTF BRO

FUCKKKK

[stareinaweandhorror]

a group of college students with varying ages all finish their class together and pile into the elevator, eight total, and the elevator buckles beneath them. the doors slowly close and a fire alarm bell screams out at them as everyone fell into a quick panic. the elevator breaks, flying much further than the two stories this building had to offer before crashing into a pit. the doors, split open, metal bent, collapse against the ground and the group is now stuck in some freakish underground labyrinth.

[bipolbur]

step out barefoot onto porch to smoke. spider bigger than my fucking hand where i usually sit. turn around. when has smoking in your room with an open window ever hurt

[howlingdemon13]

Been freaking out and crying that my caterpillar wasn’t eating only to realize it’s getting ready to pupate.

It’s gonna be a moth!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m gonna be a moth mom!!!!!!!!!!!!

[willowshimmer]

OH MY GO-

So I was watching a lams say no to this animation that was really uh nsfw and there was a nsfw scene going on and MY MOM WALKED IN!!!!

She didn't see it but I felt like the devil just walked into my room saying "You're soul warranty has expired"...

[coliemoongaming]

Did anyone else just get jumpscared by the alarm thing for today? Because I did. At 2:18. I thought it was supposed to happen at 1:40pm not 2:18 not unless it was different times for each place….that scared the shit outta me.

[marsdemo]

What? what the fuck is that

[p-wrryyy-mordial-soup]

First game after waking up,

i sure am awake now!

[mycological-mariner]

Forgot how sensitive my seizure alarm was. Just set it off by conducting my invisible orchestra again

[sktmx31]

Me in rome: oh so you can touch everything in the museum unless it has a no touch sign?

Rome: yeah pretty much :) open drawers and turn gears as much as you’d like!

Me: and there’s a bunch of potable water fountains right?

Rome: yup! Just fill up your waterbottle or wash your hands whenever you’d like :)

Me, going up to a fountain with no visible signage or chains: just like this right ?

Roman police: 🚨🚨*STOP THAT*🚨🚨

[spookypanda04]

Apparently the Duolingo app has updated it's icon... A little warning would have been nice.

[raven-serenity]

you ever just gently wake up right before your alarm goes off?

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[willowshimmer]

Look what I found in my sink...