#scared my pants off

[moonferry]

i wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, unless, of course, we're talking about my enemy - stardew valley serpent from the skull caverns.

fuck you, serpent, you know what you did.

[whyeverr]

The rumors are true. 🥀 I will not be turning my porch light on this year for simblreen. While the number of gifts I've had to share over the years has ebbed and flowed, this will be my first time missing out on both simblreen weekends.

Instead of spamming your timelines by reblogging what now amounts over two dozen haunted and Halloween-y builds, I decided to put in a liiiiiiittle more effort and create a masterlist of my previous simblreen builds (and a few extras that tend to get lumped in) from 2018–2023. Perhaps this will be enough to tide you over until Life & Death releases on Halloween? 🫣

Witchcraft Worthy

Sea Hag Hollow (residential)

Scarlet Hearth (residential)

Grand Rêverie (residential)

Herbalist's Hovel (residential)

Blackwater Shack (residential)

Celestial Way (residential)

Definitely Not Haunted

Abandoned Farmhouse (haunted house residential)

Better Days (haunted house residential)

Akiya (haunted house residential)

The Hyde House (residential)

The Lost Colony (residential) HONORABLE MENTION

Life & Death Ready

Dignity Funeral Parlor (museum)

Crescent Creek Cemetery (national park)

The Garden of Souls (nightclub)

'Til Death Do Us Part (museum)

Straight out of a Horror Movie

The Blighted Bouquet (retail)

When Cows Fly (residential)

Bessie's Diner (restaurant)

Vampiric Visitors

Vampire Party House (residential)

Dela Luna Estate (residential)

The Estrada Theatre (lounge)

Fright Club (nightclub)

Nocturna (nightclub) HONORABLE MENTION

Family-Friendly Fall Fun

Johnny's U-Pick Orchard (community garden)

Gutterbowl (bar)

Pumpkin Patch Cafe (cafe) HONORABLE MENTION

Trick or Treat Retreat (apartment) HONORABLE MENTION

Magic Mirror (retail) HONORABLE MENTION

[hexarcana]

@ask-mister-mystery from here.

"Don't folks have to pay to get into the Shack, too?" She asks, looking up at the old man skeptically.

The haunt didn't admit kids under 14 without an adult, so Olive had to go with one of the very few adults in her life and her grandmother had volunteered Stan. When asked why Aggie herself couldn't go, Aggie replied with "I cannot be held accountable for what I do when I'm startled." Which Olive took to mean that her gran would probably do a nasty spell on someone who scared her too hard.

"Soos isn't scary. He's too nice." Olive explains, "And everyone in town knows him. This thing's got a bunch of outta towners runnin it. So no one will get taken outta the scare because the realize the guy in the hockey mask is just Toby Determined." She grins up at Stan, looking quite a bit like her grandmother had at 12. "Apparently it's so scary and intense that they make ya sign a waiver, and they got a paramedic on sight for when people's hearts stop from the fear." On the last bit she exudes a bit of showmanship that she had picked up from him, though she wouldn't admit to it. "And apparently if you pee your pants, they give ya a free t-shirt."

She glares at the teenager who looks like they're about to question of the "little kid" could handle the haunt. The teen glares back and Olive sticks her tongue out at them as they pass. As they enter the final waiting area before entering the house, Olive nudges him with her elbow, a classic Yearling sign of affection. "Thanks for taking me, Mr. Pines." She beams at him before focusing her attention forward, locking into the experience. Her hand goes into her pocket, resting over the full matchbook and strip of firecrackers she's hidden in there. She'd overheard one of the proprietors of this haunt at the diner talking smack about the Shack, and Olive was keen on seeking revenge.

Oh, she'll have fun alright.

[altruistic-meme]

happy halloween it's time to get sillaayyyyy

[sonchiildren]

As someone who has a Chi-Chi muse, it was hilarious that they never came here to try to 'instigate' shit. Instead 'bugging' other muses over just basically talking to Goku.

[glitteratti]

i think maybe a tattoo would fix me…like maybe i should say fuck it to the fear of fucking it up with my batshit dermatillomania and just GET A TATTOO

[maburito]

What I expected fighting Ridley in Metroid Fusion :

What I got :

[mekammin]

[inkykeiji]

>.<

[vanweezer]

crazy city population 1 (me) (kingsley)

[desastre-fag]

i dont HAVE TIME to go to the dentist monday also i dont want to

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

it's exactly a year since me and my girlfriend first saw gizz :,))))

[astrofiish]

Once again rotating Zach Barns shitty experiences post labryinthia (whenever the fuck he decides to leave)

[wetslug]

wanna try to turn straight leg overalls into wide-leg overalls just handsewing adjasijdasi

[theloveinc]

The real genuine answer is labels exist for comfort/personal identification and the difference between bi and pan is as personal for each individual as their sexuality is, so ultimately trying to distinguish between them in the grand abstract is moot. The difference is one feels better than the other, and that’s okay, it rlly doesn’t need to be that deep.

But that’s coming from someone who’s long felt disconnect with both bi and pan labels and has rlly only identified as “queer” for the past five yrs so idk personal bias perhaps

Absotootly!! And actually same with me! I prefer a more general label as well<3 i really enjoy just being queer and not... anything in particular

[flyingspicerack]

i guys, my mom came up to visit me today and we did stuff but as soon as i got home i cut open my food and bled all over and refuse to go to the er so im sitting here with my foot bandaged and elevated

hows everyone else doing?