#sbsb

[thedogsleg]

God. Just listened to Servent of Evil for the first time in years. Still hits like I'm 12 lmao

[tuttiwrites]

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[samislosingtheirmind]

Yay I love drawing dragon versions of BFDI characters… I would’ve done Announcer too but I ran out of room. I had to do SBSB like come on. Nobody cares as much about them as I do.

[sleepymrshmllow]

gee I hope full moon doesn't come out in 2 days that would be awful

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

one of the most valid not "the show is for babies and i hate it" about ttg (i hate the show too but seeing my 6 yr old brother laugh his ass off did soothe the wound) is the like. extremely obvious and aggressive Blaccent beast boy has fallen into after the first few seasons, its imo the best reason to tell ppl not to watch it now

[gaygayaurel]

As game Lambert #1 fan 5ever the Nerflix Lambert sucks but not bcs of what people think? (I didnt read book of elves I love and respect myself sometimes )

As in game Lambert is kinda fun in that he got actually defined compared to Novels and Hexer where he did not exist ad character proper. He is deeply mean and sarcasric person, being willing to chew out his closest friends and enemies alike. He isnt as morally concerned abt stuff as geralt and when someone asks him to kill a monster he'd do it. Fuck he'd even go as far as use Axii to make two bandits die in horrific way. This is after all his lot in his shitty miserable life. He hates witchery and witchers and the very concept of this much suffering ("But you kept the table" he says furious to Vesemir as they stand above screaming Uma). His attitude is just such a complete 360° from Geralt' silent acceptance of what was done to them. It truly becomes the only voice of like hey fuck what happened to us, fuck it all to hell. Hes an utter fucking dickhead and hell provoke people for no reason (talkinf abt geralt and triss in front of phillipa for no reason) (i deadass dont think he would fuck up yens stuff on purpose tho #;#&#&)

His main core personal element is revenge. In his short appearence in w1 he proclaims desire to slaughter salamandra for killing Leo. In W3 he goes on massive revenge rampage spanning CONTINENTS for a guy we dont know (and thats pretty cool to me, implying he has adventures outside geralt, both him and eskel). He says his first action after he left Kaer Morhen was to find and kill his dad ( and him being sad he couldnt save his mother his life is all just empty revenges that will never fill the holes of people hell miss).

But also main Core element of Lambert is also love as cheesy as it sounds. He cared deeply for Leo and Aiden and even his own mom. After Triss. Got conked out by a mage guy in witcher 1 he cared for her and watched over her (they were hardcore inplying shipping which is funnt but whatever). He literally puts his life on line dor Ciri and Geralt. The thing is he is dickhead but he will do Everythinf for those few peoples he has left in his life.

The Point is games being games and larger allowed Lambert to have depth and nuance. He is imo one of the most interesting and coolest game characters. Netflix Lambert however did not have the time for variety of reasons to get that.

One is Lambert is very minor person in books. Second is that the show didnt...realy care abt witchers past vesemir maybe. So he wasnt a focus. In the end what we get is disappoitninf character not helped by the fact most witchers in netflix are cannon fodders for baba yaga.

ONE issue that I have is people saying Lambert was a dick to Ciri and thats OOC. While I cant speak from the POV of books (altho my friend who did read them say he is sexist), from POV of game thats untrue. In fact I believe game Lambert would VERY much be a fucking dick to Ciri fron a start. It doesnt even need to have sexist colouring to it. This dude HATES witchering. He hates the mutagenesis and the pain of it all, the destiny in it. I firmly believe he wouldnt be OK with a bew trainee and guess what? While he didnt live through instructors not giving fucks abt new witchers because like 1/20 live to become witchers he LIVED through it. On his skin. I firmly believe Lambert being DICKHEAD to ciri at first is nit only a whiff of the complex game!Lambert but a decent start of its own standalone character.

In witcher 1 also wheb tou tell him Leo died he laments he "was not ready". Leo. Just like ciri never got his mutagens (take this with grain of salt because leos whole character is weird tm). So him being an miserable instructor who will push you until you cry is in character ingame. This guys has ten layers of issue.

What Netflix misses is the fact we dont SEE lambert getting to his relationship Ciri where we see rhem albeit briefly in game (willing to fight to death for her). We just have this awkward jump from utter hostility to them beinf kinda pals after baba yaga fight. In the end netflix lambert is just. Boring.

Also hes not a balding fuck and i cant forgive that

[beyondbinaries]

Silva,,

Technically Eizen's godchild bc Eizen named him

[undescribed1mage]

She is JUDGING you

[mysticaidenanimatez]

ABBSNSJSISJSNS

So, I used this (friend)ship meme template made by @elflion for my character Lumina.exe and @mysticaidenanimatez's character GLITCHWAVE.EXE.

They haven't interacted much in canon outside of disagreeing, not understanding one another (mostly Lumina in that case), and Lumina failing to manipulate GLITCHWAVE back when they first met, but the idea of their friendship lives rent free in my head

[that-ghosts-art]

And they Never Spoke of it again.

Anyway have you all read The Mirrored Heart? You should all read The Mirrored Heart…. Well, first you’d need to read RB, and then SBSB, and you don’t have to but it couldn’t hurt to read AtOFP, but THEN you could read TMH, which you should, and not just cause that’s the only way for any of this to make any sense, it is an absolute delight that definitely won’t give you critical psychic damage, but even if it did you should still read it xD

( @reblogincarnation-blues This is for you, hope you like it ^-^ )

[disastrousduckss]

Finished this last night😭😭

(drew Ablaze and Branch a month back so you can tell my style has changed a bit sbsb)

ANYWAYS headcanons of the au that are canon znsjsj

•Ablaze was the first one Branch broke down in front of, igniting Ablaze's (parental) senses a bit early, though he did look at Branch as a little brother first

•Trickee carries them all to bed, including Ablaze(mainly because he stays up to keep watch but Trickee drags him to bed)

•Hype use to babysit Poppy when she was little, needless to say he has embarrassing stories to tell Viva

•Branch would help Ablaze dig out their rooms, of course it didn't happen everyday as both Ablaze and Trickee wanted to let Branch and the others have a good childhood

•Boom got a growth spurt when he was 15, making Branch the shortest one for awhile

•Hype is a lot calmer when he's in the bunker, but get him to a party with tunes he loves and he's pulling the troll next to him to dance(it's usually Branch, poor guy doesn't learn)

•Ablaze went a bit feral, it's nothing new but he still does things out of habit like; growling, digging, running on all fours, have the need to scratch something, even when they go camping he's catching fish with his teeth

•Ablaze and Sid Fret are half brothers dnsnsnsn

[dilatorywriting]

I wish to bring a contribution/idea for the monster mayhem series if you wish to continue it in the future with more characters.

Anyways, Naga Jamil. Jamil has been rotting in my brain for a while now and I wanna share these thoughts like so badly rn sbsb

Like what if, mc gets stranded in a desert but they thankfully find an oasis to take shelter in, thank their lucky stars.

But, what's this? A Naga already claimed this area as his territory???👀👀👀👀

Enemies to lovers in the flesh fr, cause like what if mc has something Jamil wants so he cannot kill them outright ykkk ahajejsja

ofc u can ignore this babes I just wanted to share this with uuuu cause idk I like u and ur like my legit tumblr crush teehee sjahajr amd also take ur rest and breaks babes ik it can be tiring to be the icon that u areeee

I actually already have a Naga!Jamil story in the works ;) (hush hush, naturally. Top Secret) So hopefully once I manage to get back around to it and fix it up a bit, it will be just as much drama as y'all would like

[tuttiwrites]

🔀

[samislosingtheirmind]

Stupid joke thing from one of my discord servers..

I’m having a bad bad day

It’s about time that I get my way

Steamrolling whatever I see

Huh

Despicable Me

[royakahoshiart]

what’s your favourite dynamic in TBHK? between two or more characters, esp the mysteries, toilet gang, etc!

ACK!! Don't do this to me…

I often talk the romance in tbhk, but my favourite dynamic ever is obviously is between Teru and Kou.

I don't talk enough about how much i love them! everyday i think of their relationship AND I CANT SLEEP.

They make me soooo insane.

First of all, it's a true and loving bond between them like actual sibling. Im soo jealous because it's a relationship ill never have.

Second, its the minamotos c'mon they are so adorable.

The way Kou looks up to him, genuinely aspiring to be like him even right now despite all the contradictions they have with each other is so cute. And also the way Teru will do absolutely everything in his power to keep him and Tiara safe is so endearing to me.

There's a bonus where Kou asks him what he'd do if he turned into a zombie while watching a movie about them. Teru replied saying he would be one too and exterminate humanity together.

Kou said that, trying to figure out what Teru would do if he turned into something ot human like a supernatural, but Teru had a different reaction to what he will have when Kou asked him directly about a 'what if' being a supernatural.

In this one, he doesn't think much about it because it's zombies and they aren't a real thing, and also exposing his hatred for other people and how much he doesn't give a fuck about them. Meanwhile with the one in volume 15, he was speechless because supernaturals where what he was born and raised to fight against, plus the thing threatening his and his sibling's life every day.

The fight they had in the chapter 87 exposed so much. It was clear from the beginning that Teru didn't want Kou to be an exorcist, and the fight made it even more obvious saying it would be better for him to stay home away from danger. He kept Kou distanced from supernaturals and the exorcist life because he didn't want his little brother to turn out like him.

Kou is an open minded and lovable kid who has a lot of empathy for everyone. Even if he hates Tsukasa, in the red house he still wanted to protect him from the possible danger of the house.

Teru obviously knows Kou is open to changing his mind, that's why he always reminded him of how bad supernaturals were. Teru has a special hatred with them too because it ruined his whole childhood, he just wanted to be a normal kid. That's why he tried to keep Kou safe from all of it. And when he did give him a mission to exorcise the seven school mysteries he failed and made Teru believe even more that he was not fit for the job.

He's jealous of how much Kou had a better childhood. Sure, Kou also had it pretty bad being the sole way for the house to stay in order, but at least he doesn't have countless scars from risking his life. And that it good enough for Teru, Kou isn't getting hurt and it's a win.

BHSBSHB meanwhile Kou's perspective of Teru, he looks up to him a whole lot, and all this admiration comes from the fact that first of all he's his older brother and second that he's mostly considered the strongest between Teru's co-workers as we can see at the start of the chapter of the young exorcist arc.

I COULD SAY MORE BUT I'M SUPER BUSY TODAY I'M SORRY!!

i hope i understood the ask well sbsbs

[maid-of-the-golden-deer]

even the second time around its still annoying that they immediately thrown arven back onto being the butt of the joke moments after him accepting his parent is a dead a second time