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badass dragon finder .net

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and here, class, we see a heifer attempting to impregnate a bull:

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We wont be doing this shit.

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Ive been thinkjng like does facial verification even work properly with a facial difference? I dunno i dont have one. I know its bad enough reading people almost 30 as under 18 and vise versa but would it fuck with an ai that hasnt seen your face before? Is the ai set trained only on exact and symetrical faces? Sorry if that is ignorant to ask

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Whats with that fucking analizing ur watch history to see if youre over 18? Birthday ignored? On youtube. Its immoral. But also I dont have to worry I just watched 3 quilt documentaries in a row.

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everything feels like this

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fucking hell man every online service now is becoming like Scan your face and bootyhole and provide blood sample to confirm you are over the age of 35 in order to view this post. warning! obscene imagery detected in the post. the photo included in the post promotes unhealthy perverted dangerous behavior i.e. taking off one's shirt. your employer has been contacted.

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*at restaurant*

server: sir.. would you like a poo poo fart?

me: yes

server: sir.. your poo poo fart is ready.

me: ummmm. check please!

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I cant belive all these sick babies and dying old ppl are getting seen before me. They dont respect the hypochondriac.

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shirt that reads

I WENT NOWHERE

AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS NOTHING

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do you think god approves of what you have done? of what you have brought upon the world?

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Dude I'm chewin on a whole clove of garlic and eating an onion that I stuck in the airfryer and I'm freaking the fuck oit because there were deadass aliens at that fucking mall last year like its scaring the shit oit of me like there were monsters on the earth

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god just imagine if you dug footpaths in the woods you will soon have highways covered in porcupines and hedgehogs and beavers and anything that trundles along basically and u can design them efficiently like using roundabouts and and it would create a smooth flow of traffic of woodland creatures like waddling along and there butts waddle from side to sside

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(tumblr advert don draper) how about a, say... ai image of a family, with a background of burning fire, with a simple, punchy title: "discover the dark truth of unnatural science"

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