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Yo mama so fat she went to ride the world's tallest roller coaster and it became the world's widest roller coaster

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Encanto sucked so bad that even when people make valid points about ppl being weird and racist about it I’m like man I don’t care I think we should be as bad towards it as possible just bc Lin Manuel was involved. Disney should make a Latino movie about how much we hate good food and colors and family and loooved what the spaniards did but no character in it is remotely Spanish. Like they’re all nahaus and they love it when the white characters make border jokes. And they should put Danny Trejo in charge of it and then if white people are uncomfortable watching it bc it’s like. Yknow clearly really problematic, we should get so fucking mad at them like. Like violent and start crying and being like oh so you hate Latinos is that it. Oh and every character is like huge tits cock and ass. All of them. Every character has noticeable bulge and disgusting breasts. And their names are like. Flea Bag. Tijuana Trejo (this is Danny trejos chatacter). Clay pot. Gringo (this is the white character played also by danny Trejo). Enchilado (masculine of enchilada). Terracotta nightmare. Basura. Crustache. Racial Harmony. Pinto. Mamá Poop. And they live in a house they call the Pain Room. And it was alive but now it’s dead. I recognize nothing I’m saying is a valid critique of encanto and I apologize. None of this was justified. It would have a 700 million dollar budget and bankrupt the company due to the ensuing legal issues and also no one buys any tickets, and then Latino tiktokers start blaming white fans for killing Disney and marvel. This could change things man. We gotta make this happen. I understand if you choose to ignore this post but as a uh. Checks my id. Chewish batino trans gay mentally and chronically ill person I am begging my white allies. Never mind. Looks sway and blushes. Looks back coyly.

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Smoking =

Vaping = violin

Eating = cello

Daba + drumvs

Hashihs = prog Rick

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Title/Name: Billions Must Deep-fry Wojak Series:  Chudjak / Poljak (Variant) Image submission by:  wrenchwenches on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Chudjak Wojak

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Much like kpop idols, the RLM men must never imply theyre in a relationship or their fans woukd threten to overrun milkwakee

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we poke fun but the hat genuinely make him more handsome and alluring

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I cannot physically stop thinking about the pinecone nipples/squirrel bellybutton combo and how powerful it is. Imagine taking off your shirt and hitting them with this level of sexual autumnal whimsy.

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he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

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I can't stop like throwing up from laughing at this clip of dave blunts fallimg out of the sky I made it into a gif and I'm jusg laying here fucking losing it ag the way he tumbles and it fades in and out and the camera shakes

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Folks… we got him. First ever evidence of Santa

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You think communism is so cool? Deng Xiaoping force femmed my grandpa

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I CAN'T STOP WINNING!

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Im about to put on my music from 7 years ago and spaz tf out