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i don't care that joe biden is old and tbh, i don't actually think the media cares either. they just want trump back because him sucking makes for easier clickbait
#text only#politics////#i hate saying this because it makes me feel like a conspiracy theorist#but with the nyt acting like a jilted lover#and the head of cbs having said that trump was 'bad for the country but good for ratings'#forgive me if i'm a little cynical!#the 'joe biden is old' post
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"Why is no one talking about this?" "You know why!"
And it's on the front page of every reputable newspaper.
#like we all make mistakes but this phenomenon is too widespread on here#'haha boomers and conservatives believe everything they see on facebook' says the tumblr user that believes everything a conspiracy#theorist who uses a few progressive buzzwords says#hellsite
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it is totally okay to be hurt and tired and fed up with the american schooling system but i need you to understand that we need to be better about loudly and routinely defending public education.
yes, many teachers suck, many schools utterly suck. i also got bullied and was absolutely not given the right support for my needs. i am not defending public education because it was kind to me. i am defending it because it needs to exist.
right-wing republicans do not want an educated population. they want kids to be homeschooled or in private school. there is a huge religious undertone to this.
the most common argument is that despite high costs, the "result" is not "good" enough. they point to failing schools as proof that public education is just never going to work out. there will be arguments made here that you actually agree with: that teachers can be bullies, that we taught online for 2 years and still charged the same amount of tuition, that we have no recourse for students to actually have agency or a voice, and that schools are now unsafe for kids due to risk of illness and gun violence.
these are all placing the blame in a fraudulent way, one intended to get your parents to homeschool you. the less kids in a school, the less federally-awarded funding for that school, the less any school succeeds. they will not mention the fact it is their legislation that takes away important funding opportunities, that teachers are living at or below the poverty line, that buildings are not kept up to code, that administration is overpaid and forces specific curriculums, that corporations like (my personal enemy) Pearson Education control certain classroom goals because teachers can't afford other options. they pretend to be ignorant of the gun violence and say "oh just get a gun" - but these are the same people who will be sending their child to a private school with a bulletproof backpack. they don't care if your kid dies, though. they "don't believe" in covid, but they did get their kid vaccinated, because of course they did.
it is a closed loop. conservative parents hear the fearmongering and remove children from the system. frequently these parents are also deeply religious. the kids are raised without access to other media & learn to parrot their parents. you have now created a new generation of conservatives. additionally, one of the parents/caregivers must stay home and homeschool the children, usually for free. i will give you 1 guess which parent tends to stay home to homeschool the children. these parents are encouraged to have many, many children. those children are most likely not getting access to safe sex ed.
we might laugh at fox news suggesting teachers are forcing children to use kitty litter but: first of all, there is kitty litter in the classroom. it's part of an emergency kit in case children are locked in due to a shooter. so that's fucking dystopian, and the fact they've completely reimagined the scenario to somehow make the teachers look bad when it's instead a fucking huge symbol of our failure as a country to protect our children.... it feels a little intentional.
secondly: don't just dismiss the situation. because, yeah, obviously, no teacher is encouraging kids to be a catboy. but the actual undertone that fox news is trying to sew is an outright distrust of teachers and of public education. they rely on the dehumanization of trans people as a common touchstone to hide the fact they're pushing two agendas at once. (which is ironic. because the thing they accuse teachers of. is pushing. an agenda.)
whenever someone tells you they want you to read less, you should be suspicious of that. when someone tries to separate you and your education, you should be suspicious of that. i don't even like incel rhetoric nor would i want my kids exposed to it - but i would not take away my child's (age-appropriate) access to the internet. i would just provide more educational materials, not less. the difference here is that i believe we can resolve ignorance with knowledge; whereas conservatives believe that ignorance is bliss.
they misappropriate funding and demonize teachers. they pull the same trick each time - the same thing we are seeing with anti-trans rhetoric. they do not want you to have access to safe sex ed, so they act horrified, claim sex ed teaches you how to thrust deep, claim that we have no idea what "age-appropriate" means. since the mid-nineties, the united states has spent at least 2 billion dollars on abstinence-only education, even though to quote the above link: "a preponderance of studies has found no effect of abstinence education at reducing adolescent pregnancy". conservatives want you to think less of any person struggling with addiction so they can continue their racist "war on drugs", so they spend up to $750 million dollars a year on the DARE program which has absolutely no effect. acting like teachers "must" be "grooming" children is just the same thing - so they can demand that funding either goes to their causes or the funding doesn't "exist" ("i'm not paying for our kids to learn that thing!")
and they want you to feel uncaring about this. they are aware that you will hate some parts of your school experience. pretty much everyone does. they want to lean into the parts that you hate so that you don't put up a fight about it when they take it away for not being "good enough."
i know i maybe sound like a conspiracy theorist. but truly. truly. it is beneficial for conservatives to reduce your faith in the american public schooling system.
one of the explicitly stated campaign promises of the conservative party: to axe the Department of Education in 2024.
i know we are all tired and burnt out and there is so much else wrong with their entire platform. but maybe just - pay attention to this one.
#i can't believe i have to say this#the conservative party is legit like ''is it anything good? okay we hate it.''#''lets kill lgbt people and ummmmm school children shouldnt be able to read they should be at home watching jordan peterson :)"#the fact that it's like all related is. wild.#like it's wild bc if u start being like. actually making it impossible to afford housing is part of how they keep the nuclear family.....#it's just like lines connecting to lines. EXCEPT ITS OBVIOUS?#what's wild to me about most conspiracy theorists is that they're like . ohhhh the govt is hiding shit!!!!!!! they don't want u to know!!!#and im like. this old man literally got up on stage and said he hates public education and will let our kids die before taking away ak-47s#and ppl are like: lol thats just bob's sense of humor he didn't mean it literally uwu
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phantom of the opera + twitter
#phantom stan twitter AU is alive and well#can you actually imagine the chaos unfolding when the chandelier falls#you'd have conspiracy theorists saying that the managers staged it themselves as an insurance thing or something#of course the ballet girls would be all over the tl claiming they saw the ghost do it#you'd have some mysterious acc with 0 followers hopping in on the drama to say the chandelier was 'very old and worn and fell of itself!'#the managers would have to do damage control the next day#the poor opera house PR team wouldn't sleep for days#ugh the insanity of it all#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#poto twit
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With every cabinet pick Trump makes the more I am convinced he should not be allowed to return to power, will of the voters be damned.
#he picked unqualified anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorists RFK Jr. as health and human services secretary#I'm not being hyperbolic in saying that if RFK Jr. gets his way the health of every American is in great risk
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I get that everyone wants TikTok back but do we understand how bad it is that it’s happening the way it’s happening. Like we do understand how much of a horrifically choreographed process this is to boost and benefit Trump right. Can we all take a second to pause and go “hey wow something’s been getting fucked up and fishy for days now with Trump being turned into the hero about this even by the TikTok company themselves all of a sudden”?? (more chatter in the tags re tech companies and authoritarian autocrats)
#I feel like I’m insane#and the whole country is just happy to download random apps and lose hours of our lives to companies that don’t care#and who are now getting beholden to the most dictatorial and oligarchical authoritarian government our country has had yet#like does anyone else see the changes in wording and communication and talks that the company and Trump have been making or am I genuinely#just crazy#because this whole fucking society makes me feel like I’m the only one who cares to keep my brain filled with minimum manipulation and#propaganda#THIS IS NOT BEING DONE FOR YOU#THIS IS THEATRICS#DO WE NOT GET YHAT#Like. THIS SHOULD BE A MAJOR RED FLAG#look at the way Zuckerberg and Meta have changed the way they talk#and the things they’ve preemptively done to comply and pacify in advance#and then look at what ByteDance has suddenly started saying in certain days#I am Losing My Mind#GET OUT OF THE OLIGARCHS AND AUTOCRATS POCKETS#I AM BEGGING YOU#PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORDS AND DANCES HAPPENING IN FRONT OF YOUR FACES#maybe I really am crazy#I sound like a conspiracy theorist it’s just that all of this is happening so obviously#am I the only one uncomfortable with this? for real? like#2025#politics and current events#TRUMP AND THE TECH COMPANIES ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND#THEY HAVE NO GOOD IN STORE FOR YOU#AND YOU ARE THEIR CURRENCY AND PRODUCT AND GOAL#PLEASE I BEG YOU THINK ABOUT IT#TRUMP STARTED THE BANNING PROCESS HIMSELF FOR A REASON#Zuckerberg et all are turning into cowards with specific plans for a reason#I am begging you to get out of the manipulation and get out of the line of fire
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first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)
i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo
i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!
#my art#daycare attendant#sundrop#sunnydrop#oh idk how to tag for monty....#montgomery gator#monty gator#this isnt explicitly ship but if u wanna read it that way go for it lol#i genuinely do think these two are like.. connected in some way. i just have a hunch okay just trust me#monty golf is right next to the daycare. they were both side attractions before bonnie's disappearance#they've both got destroyed staff bots in their rooms. the 'decommission monty' mission makes you go back to the daycare#as well as monty being the one that gets called when a staff bot finds you in the daycare#IM JUST SAYING.... it cant be a coincidence right. it probably is but just hear me out okay#what if monty didnt kill bonnie. thats all i'll say for now#i'll stop being a conspiracy theorist in the tags now
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i've just finished my s7 rewatch and it's kinda so funny to me how much discourse people created over every bucktommy interaction when their whole arc boils down to tommy being patient and vulnerable with buck and showing up for him. like when you are not wearing shipper goggles under the name of "analysis" and don't try to reverse-engineer every word and look and shot with utmost bad faith, that's what it is. a simple and sweet story of a new exciting relationship with a guy who's understanding and willing to show up. literally the two things buck needs from a relationship but never had with his previous love interests. they are kinda sickeningly sweet and well-communicating actually lol
#yall are too serious and too strict about a show being written two weeks in advance like i love this show but picking out bits and pieces#and trying to make it all fit a narrative is kinda doing too much no one in the writing room is being that deliberate or precise or#enigmatic with their word choices as they write for a prime time network tv procedural#sometimes when a joke is played as a joke it's a joke#when a character says a character is good for another character thats what they mean#this show does not require reading between the lines for subtext it's just asking you connect the dots with common sense#and it's okay if you dont like the execution you can just say that without trying to make it an issue of morality or becoming#conspiracy theorists#anyway rant over#bucktommy#they are so precious i hope abc doesnt mess up this once in a lifetime luck they struck with tommy and continue the overall#beautiful dynamic they captured in a short few episodes#tevan#911#also not saying this to bash any of his ex girlfriends i actually liked all of them for different reasons except for natalia who was#unfortunately just a blip#mimi.txt
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Okay, so in season 4 episode 8, Janai starts talking about two of those twin-tailed inferno tooth tigers and the two she is talking about have the color palets of turquios and brown (Embertail), and gold and red (Aegis) (both seen in teaser images for season 7). And Janai says that "Embertail thinks Aegis is cute, but won't admit it yet" so in conclusion, not only will Sorvus be canon in season 7, but Corvus has thought Soren is cute for three seasons, but hasn't admitted it to himself yet.
#the dragon prince#soren tdp#corvus tdp#sorvus#its all in the color palets and symbolism#insert image of guy looking wild in front of red string board here#I feel like a conspiracy theorist#I aint reading too much into it#and the writers knew what they were doing manifest#they add too much foreshadowing and little things#even in season 4#for it to not mean something#(<- 🤡?)#or perhaps (<-🕵♂️) (meaning “onto something”)#we shall see i suppose#okay byeeeeeee!!!!#lesbian symbolism never lies#also the wiki says aegis means “protection” in latin#which is Soren's character so.....#these creatures are just sorvus fursonas I guess
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i was looking through official art again and why does this look like watanuki is the patron saint of nonbinaryism in some ancient religious fresco
#not to say he doesnt already all the time#but the colour usage and layout of this pic is giving mad mediterranean church energy for some reason#its the halo lol that and the butterflies are making me have nbvision#xxxholic#me pretending like im a conspiracy theorist when i just rly believe in that hc for him#i love any opportunity to act like im a little bit crazy and based
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Me surrounded by good content but irritated that there's officially no Season Two
#Murder Drones#Liam Vickers Animation#Glitch Productions#Murder Drones Episode 8#Murder Drones Finale#SpongeBob SquarePants#SpongeBob#Patrick Star#To be clear this is a self-own#But seriously why call it 'Season One' if it was gonna be 'Season Only'#And why did they leave us in the dark about it for so long#IT'S STILL CALLED THE SEASON 1 TRAILER ON YOUTUBE FOR PETE'S SAKE#INB4 the conspiracy theorists start saying TADC sucked the budget out of MD so they had to cut it off prematurely#Straight From the Dragon's Mouth
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bugsnax dragging me back by the ankles
#what can i say#im not immune to bright games with dark lore#nor am i immune to nonbinary scientists#and their conspiracy theorist brother#who are both autistic#and the brothers boyfriend#who is also autistic#my art#bugsnax#floofty#floofty fizzlebean
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when your friend is writing a fic or analysis it feels like this
#this is a real peak company scene the dynamics all are fermenting wonderfully#that cahir when dandelion yells at him gets up and takes his stuff closer to MILVA#that he just starts listing varieties of writing is so funny. a rhapsody? an epic? a romance? a canzone?#that geralt knows dandelion well enough to know what he's writing#that regis does a pogchamp face because he's so elated about the work#that milva is conspiracy theorist levels paranoid about the writing#also what i find endearing is that i think with regis' comment that half a century is a blink of an eye#is that he intended to. be there. and read the memoir when it was published#to him ig it's like your friend saying they're gonna finish their book in a year and you're like oh yeah cool#regis was marking his calendar to be there at the book signing#if dandelion had a book signing regis would wait in line and when he got to the front dandelion would be like??#regis you dont need to wait in line we're friends i could just give you a signed copy#regis shrugs like he just wanted the experience of waiting in line. truly a michael goodplace type moment#the elbow-high diaries#f: a hansa's a hansa
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It kinda makes me sad that Rafael didn't post any bts pics of just him and Ronen or really even any with Ro (maybe one?) on his insta stories today. I know I'm being overdramatic, I'm just sad my favorite show and favorite couple are going away, but I won't deny that I'm sad that there wasn't a Tarlos goodbye in there.
#Guys I'm just in my feels#Don't come at me saying I'm being a conspiracy theorist or whatever#ronen rubinstein#Rafael silva#Tarlos#911#911 ls#Lonestar#Lonestar finale#Tk strand#Carlos reyes#marjan marwani#judd ryder#paul strickland#nancy gillian#Tommy vega#Owen strand#mateo chavez#I'm so sad
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Why is he talking about Ludwig and whores
#my post#tumblr#dream#dream situation#tommyinnit#he's running ads on this stream btw LMAO#I'm going to fucking lose it#I'm not kidding when I say he sounds like a conspiracy theorist
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More Hawkins/Innovations Ball Observations 🔭🎈🧭
+ A Color Theory
I know I’ve already made several posts about this ball, but I have more observations, so I’m going to compile everything here. For the stuff I’ve already made detailed posts about, I’ll just give brief descriptions.
1. Yellow. There’s so much of it here, and in the episode as a whole. Ahead of the part 1 release, I had been thinking a lot about how the color red would be used to signify Colin’s growing love- and it is, particularly in 3x04 (I’ll come back to that)- but in this episode, yellow is used more so, which is even better because it signifies how much Pen, specifically, is haunting Colin (in the romantic way obviously lol). At Stowell House, earlier in the episode, the walls are a very obvious singular yellow tone, and Colin wears a yellow waistcoat. Here at the Innovations Ball, there are a ton of different shades of yellow on the walls, props/furnishings, costumes, and in the lighting.
Also note the blue elements.
AND green!
(I love Marcus repping all the Polin colors. That bodes well.)
So, yeah, lots of Polin-coding, but also, like I said, I have a particular theory about color, which I will return to at the end of this post.
2. Colin’s entrance into the ballroom mirrors the infamously unfortunate Beauty and the Beast scene from 2x04. Both scenes have our leads stopped on staircases in front of grandfather clocks (another surprisingly significant motif of the season). I love the comparison of her being lonely because she’s left alone by him in that moment- and by everyone else as usual- to now him being lonely, despite being surrounded by admirers, because he’s being left alone by the one person who truly knows him and would make that difference for him.
3. I think everyone already knows about this parallel by now, but I have to note it because it’s so in line with my other observations- when Colin says his “it is possible to do anything” line, that scene mirrors the “assuredly, fervently, loudly” scene from 1x08. Pen and Colin are both inspiring each other, encouraging each other to be honest about their feelings.
And I feel like that’s not the only moment where the scenes are mirrored. In 1x08, when Colin sees Pen, the crowd parts so he has (and we have) the full view of her, and he makes his way over to her from the center of the floor to the edge. In 3x03, after Colin almost reveals his feelings (similar to how Pen almost revealed her feelings in 1x08), Pen leaves him at the edge of the floor to go to the center with Debling. And the crowd, which had been parted- giving us a view of Colin behind Pen- now rushes in to block that view.
4. Double meanings. They’re everywhere.
a) Again, the “it is possible to do anything” line. He’s delivering it to the admiring debutantes, but we know he’s really speaking to Pen. He’s really talking to her about his feelings for her. Of course, Pen thinks he’s talking to her about Debling. The hits just keep on coming for Colin in this episode.
b) In another interesting turn of events, considering she’s Whistledown and so much of what she’s said and done in the past seasons has been layered with hidden meanings, Pen goes and speaks the plain singular truth about herself and her intentions to Debling (obviously barring the fact that she’s Whistledown). Of course this is very in line with one of her main journeys for the season, which is to accept and reveal herself.
c) Colin attempts to hide the true meaning of his words to Violet when he asks her about love and friendship. Of course, he’s just so god damn transparent, bless his heart. And Violet, very sweetly, goes along with it.
And btw, after she leaves Colin to let him go approach Pen, she watches them the whole time. 💜
d) Unserious but relevant:
Not only are they literally and metaphorically sick, this pregnancy subplot also fits with the whole theme of nature.
e) The Whistledown narration. As per usual, it applies to multiple characters and their storylines. I’m obsessed with how it’s so intentionally layered onto the shots. The sequence is so incredible and so involved. I’m linking the post I made about it here in case anyone hasn’t seen it yet and is curious about what I mean.
5. I could be totally off about this one, but it looks to me like Miss Malhotra’s hair clip is designed like a compass. If it is, that would make sense because it would be on theme for the ball. But what I particularly love about the idea is that it’s also relevant to Polin. Hardcore Polin fans like to say that Pen is Colin’s compass.
6. At the end of this episode, as Colin has officially fallen in love with Pen, we see the beginning of the next episode’s theme color, red.
Which brings me to my final observation, my color theory.
I’ve said this before and I will continue to say it every time I have an insane prediction or theory: I am probably very wrong. But I’ll say it anyway…
It seems to me that each episode has a different signature color. I think 3x02 is green because Pen and Colin are starting to grow and bloom.
3x03 is yellow because, again, Pen is haunting Colin.
3x04 is red because they’re lovesick for each other.
And 3x01 is everything. It’s an explosion of color.
I think that, in many ways, 3x01 is meant to be a preview of the upcoming episodes, highlighting all of the colors. I mean, wouldn’t the presence of a “Four Seasons” ball indicate that everything is there? Everything that you would see in a year? (Or a full season of Bridgerton?) I think it probably tells us which colors will define the part 2 episodes as well, but I won’t venture to guess.
In speaking about Colin’s garden party waistcoat, the associate costume designer, Dougie Hawkes, said that it has hints about future episodes.
I have to wonder if this color thing has something to do with that. I’m also pretty sure that all of the other waistcoats Colin wears in 3x01 are ones he wears again more obviously in the other part 1 episodes. This seems to indicate, for one thing, that the garden party waistcoat is indeed special, but also that there is so much hiding in plain sight in episode 1 that will come back throughout the season. In other words, there’s probably a lot of stuff in part 2 that’s already been hinted at in 3x01…
But I dunno, I’m probably wrong about this.
Anyway, that’s all for now! ✌️
#i’ve officially become a color conspiracy theorist#it’s ok tho i don’t think i’ll say much more about color for a while after this#i’ve become far more unhinged about mirrors#that batshit post should be ready at the end of the week#anyway#i hope these observations aren’t completely unnecessary#i just love 3x03 so god damn much#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton 3x03#bridgerton analysis#bridgerton parallels#obsessive bridgerton things
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