#saying something like that- PFFT

[kaistrashbin]

More goofy Donna doodles

[sketchehm]

SERPIAS: Wait wait wait wait. He's colorblind and a lefty, oh god. No, no, George really is....is wow.... AND british too. No, well, he's has it all(neg).... But who cares, but who cares about that when you're handsome

[eldritchx]

anyone who says everlark is a trauma bond and Peeta forced kat to have kids 1) doesn't know what trauma bonding means and 2) completely misunderstood both of their characters

[jicklet]

Elemental (2023)

[sneeb-canons]

Headcanon #500:

Mind is afraid that when he distances himself from or above the others, that he will be too far gone to come back down. That when his paranoia gets the best of him, he'll shut everyone else out and then be completely alone with no way back to where he was before.

Heart is afraid that if Mind is right, with the idea that what he does isn't genuine, that he's being manipulative without realizing it. Then therefore being Whole without himself there is the better option. That he'd be thrown out because his ideas would then be "not worth it" or even "vile"

Soul is afraid that no matter what he does or how good things will be, they'll always eventually split up again or even end up worse. Even then he has no clue what he's supposed to do or be during everything, and so because of that he'll never be whole. Or worse that he'll never really "feel" whole.

[sysig]

Okay but TSP/Portal crossover AU is such a cool concept, how have I never thought about that before?? I'd like to request Narra and GLaD hanging out watching their respective little guys go through tests like 'can you believe them they're so dumb <3'

Day 30 - They're absolute hellions

Bonus:

Noooo, my bucket!!

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

actually yknow what I think sun fnaf would tolerate me. I think it’s possible so. So there.

[silvercat-the-daydreamer]

"nyoomu"

(wait that can also imply reimu. SORRY there's no reimu involved in this it's just youmu. nyoom youmu. reimu's like the opposite of nyoom i think)

SO YOU KNOW. i was just playing touhou13 as usual, just practicing miko's stage bc i wanted to get it hitless. yeah on easy bc like i'm actually a human. also with youmu, Because I Like Her.

slight tangent: some of you may know that when i played touhou4 and 5 for the first time, i didn't focus at all because i, for some reason, assumed that just wasn't a thing in those games. (and then later i went back and did touhou5 with focusing and i thought, what the fuck was i on to play all that without focusing. ??) now i believe that thing may have kinda influenced my behavior in other games as well cause now i keep unfocusing to get through some stuff where i probably really shouldn't, for literally no reason. i could probably just focus and do those things like a fucking normal person (like one of my friends who almost never unfocuses). anyways i've called this behavior "nyooming" (cause like. well. you're really fast when you unfocus)… so because of this and other stuff, basically i often just really kinda refuse to fucking play these games like a normal person. that's how it is.

That Is Actually why i've been enjoying youmu so much lately, i saw her batshit insane shot type in touhou13 and i thought: well now i have to play as her. she's a certified Not A Normal Person. and well now i just like her, she's really cute. of the regular playable characters i've seen so far, probably my fave. <3

sooooo just for the lulz i tried to do miko's stage without focusing and like, it went pretty well. of course i did get hit tho but it's pretty neat anyway.

then i remembered the one time another one of my friends attempted an entire run of touhou16 without focusing, using reimu, also just for the lulz. n he did do it! used a few continues i think. but that's pretty cool.

and well because of that i thought. well. let's do an entire run of touhou13 without focusing why don't we. of course, with my girl youmu, that's got the issue that now i can't use her sword slash charge-up thing at all which was really damn useful but oh well i'll deal with that. the bigger issue, of course, is that she's fucking fast. she seriously is nyooming. and well i actually did get through all of it, first try, 1cc'd it even. i'm not sure if that's really impressive tbh but it is pretty cool. (even with the one time i somehow accidentally clicked out of the game window and seiga fucking shot me while i scrambled to return to the game like girl do you fucking mind)

i also did not quite expect to make it through all of yoshika's attacks unscathed, with how many really tiny knives she yeets at you for which you might seriously want to consider focusing. but i did do it

now uh. this sort of thing is probably really good to practice staying the fuck put or something like that (?) bc like. any unnecessary movement can be real risky if you're so fast it might just send you straight into a bullet when you could've just stood still instead y'know. and also of course, practicing getting the tiniest fucking movement possible, because, well, even that's a lot. soo that was really interesting. can recommend---

--- so i made this post and because it was fuck o clock i sent it to my drafts to post later. this addition is here because then after that i went to do some actual regular touhou gaming and tried to get the damn normal mode 1cc of this game too, and i fuckin got it man! i did. thank you youmu for your cooperation. but also my fuckin hands hurt so bad after that i swear to god. ...and now there's the extra stage. i am full of Fear (<- guy who hasn't done any extra stages and actually doesn't even have them unlocked in most games they played). surely this will be fine

well that's it for this post so goodbye you sweet sunflower petals

[naenaex0xx]

ok guys I just need to know that I am being super cool and not completely off putting in any interactions I have with u pls let me know okay thanks👍👍👍

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

im sure much more eloquent people than me have already said this, but i honestly LOVE when a piece of media feels dated lol! i loving watching something and hearing all the references and specific language details that make me go 'ahh this was made in the 70s!' lol and like yes that also includes all the unfavourable things! i see so many people being like 'this thing aged like MILK' or 'this thing aged so poorly ooof' as if that's not the entire point???

art ISN'T timeless, it's very significantly a part of the time and place it was created in and i for one think that's honestly kinda wonderful lol...

[poisonedpowder]

Jnx is a proficient player in several card games because she was taught by both Vander and Si/co at some point, and she's developed a level of unpredictability alongside it that makes it near impossible for someone to ever know if they've got her beat or not. Sev outright refused to play with her after a while. Jnx has made money from patrons at the bar from it.

[asexual-levia-tan]

thinking about renaming romeo and the first thought i had was rosalind. and i was convinced for some reason that was a masculine name (it is not)

now im thinking roland. theyre both fine, but im wondering if im really going to bow to genderlocked names or just call him rosalind anyway--

[dullahandyke]

right thats my weekly Emotional Expression done with. time to do my chores at 10 at night and sort college stuffaftera fuckin. mint treat to cure me of visible emotion

[naenaex0xx]

ueueueue headache ... TᵕT

[madamechrissy]

Losing Control Now masterlist/ Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo headcanons

part one - part two - part three

Pairings: Mobster Gojo x bartender F!reader

Summary: Something about running the Gojo mafia just makes Satoru so bored. Boring, boring boring. Sure, he loves money, he loves women, he loves snorting snowy powder off their bodies. He loves the power that comes from it- but he's just bored. That is, until he stumbles upon you, the brand new bartender that makes him pause, falter, and then soon he becomes obsessed, with knowing you, in every single way. Paying off your mom's debts and working two jobs, you're exhausted, but something about this pretty Mob boy just makes you... excited again. How far in are you, and how far is Satoru in the mafia world? All he knows, is he must have you.

CW: Sexual tension, eventually explicit sex, mafia themes, drug themes, violence, obsessed ass whipped ass Satoru Gojo, oral sex, possessive Gojo, drug use and drug dealing - lowkey Yandere fkn Gojo hehe. Light angst, some fluff, heavy smut, lots of teasing, light angst and hurt comfort.

That Gojo art is by michi_ia on X!!! This is the Gojo from Pour it Up (Stripclub owner Sukuna x reader)- likely a mini series- I would suggest reading it too so you'll see his personality, but can be a standalone WC so far- 22.5k

(on a little bit of a hiatus as I don't remember what I was doinggg with this one, I'll update soon on this I hope!)

Playlist -Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo headcanons below

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo who just finds everything so boring, even snorting lines off pretty stripper's bodies, even drinking with his best friend and partner in crime, Suguru. These meetings and those things, and this job, and this drop, blah. Negotiations!? Pfft. No he wants something fun and no amount of fruity drinks or sugar up the nose is cutting it anymore.

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo has his drink getting filled by one dancer, sipping it and finding it much too harsh, he stands up then, as Sukuna chuckles 'need it even more of a lil bitch drink?' Satoru rolls his blue eyes, flipping Sukuna off then saying 'it's not sweet enough!' Satoru walks out into the humming club then, faltering as he sees a girl that must be new, in a black bra, black booty shorts and fishnets that are glowing under the blacklights. His eyes trail slowly up and down her body, filling him with filthy images as he finally meets her eyes- your eyes.

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo who is usually so cocky and arrogant just stands there for a minute, like you're bringing him right out of some haze he's been in, as he feels your eyes looking right back, nervous smile on your pretty face. 'New here, sweetheart?' he asks, voice husky and deep, probably the prettiest damn person you've ever seen, for a moment you can't answer, blue eyes swirling and bright even under the club's dark lights and through the smoke and fog, you feel his gaze on your body as you're leaning over the side of the bar. 'I am new'

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo can't get your name out of his mind, as you bite your lower lip, focusing on making his drink - 'the first of the new job, you're special' you tease, and Satoru manages to get some of his charm together, chuckling as he leans over the bar. 'I am special, hmm?' you wonder why he wants that many sugary concoctions in one drink, but god it's the best drink, and he has to murmur 'bet you taste even better' earning your blush even under the flashing lights, 'huh?' he just brushes back your hair, smirking before he walks off, bombarding Sukuna with questions about you.

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo specifically requests you sit with him during the next meeting, as they discuss the Zenin family and the Kamo family, two other big names in the Mob scene, but now he gets to focus on you, as he decorates your collarbone with snowy powder, snorting it off you, while you can't stop a little whimper. No one hears it but him, and it makes him feral, cock throbbing as your hips shift, his eyes notice every movement until they close, and he licks the residue off your throat, hot tongue making your mind go insane with images of just what that long pink tongue can do.

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo finds these meetings about the business so much more fun now, but instead of looking at any of the strippers, he's only looking at you, at your pretty eyes, plump lips parted as you look at him, and he wonders how pretty you'll look cumming just for him. When they're all leaving the meeting in the VIP room the next time, you can't stop yourself, sitting on his damn thigh, wetness making your panties sticky, and you look at him then. 'Need something, sweets?' he murmurs, smirking like an arrogant little ass, as his hand slips up and down your thigh, and he's been edging you for just too long, so you break - 'touch me, please Mr. Gojo'

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo dies internally at your request, precum already making his boxers stick as he finds your clit under this slutty skirt you have on, rolling a fingertip over a twitchy clit, and your head falls back, 'mnh, s'good!' you whine, grinding on his thigh, but it's just not enough for Satoru, he turns you so you're straddling him on this red velvet couch, he looks dangerous but somehow sweet, as you clutch his suit jacket, and he sinks two fingers in your cunt, pressing against that spongy spot in your slick walls, making your cunt drool down to his pretty silver rolex, those sleeves of his coated with you as you roll your hips, moaning, back arching - 'shh, sweets, don't want anyone t'hear this slutty cunt, hmm?'

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo has the most ridiculous, long thick fingers you've ever felt, you're closer and closer as he continues curling them inside your eager hole, your lips just a breath from his as your hands now enwrap in his silky white locks, grinding even more on his hand, as he chuckles softly, his breath ghosting over your lips. 'need me to play with that little clit, too?' you nod weakly - 'sure things, pretty girl, there you go, that's it' you're shattering now, and Satoru is watching, while his thumb presses over your twitchy clit, and you're cumming so hard you feel dizzy, pussy pulsing and dripping down his fingers, trembling thighs on either side of him.

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo sighs at how pretty you are, slipping those two fingers in your mouth, smirking and murmuring 'suck them clean, be a good girl for me' and you eagerly obey, before he grabs your hair by the nape of your neck, slamming your lips down on his. You both get interrupted by a very amused Sukuna then, who says 'let her get to work Satoru, or you need to get behind the bar and shake your ass' Satoru chuckles as you're blushing furiously, and he helps you adjust your skirt and panties, 'give her the day off tomorrow, I'll pay to cover someone' Sukuna sighs 'whatever' he grumbles, you blink then, looking down at his grinning face 'Satoru I can't afford to take off' he doesn't know the bills you have, the situation you have to take care of with your family, to help them, he sighs then 'I'll pay you four times your shift to just date me'

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo has never really gone on a date, no he just has girls on his arm, under him on his bed, he certainly didn't have to even try to do something like offer money, but he'd offer anything for a chance at you. You all don't end up going anywhere, though, because once you're in the back of Satoru's limo, and he's doing a line off your inner thigh, he starts licking at it, and before you know it he's dragged your panties off, burying his pretty face right in your pussy. 'ah, Mr. Gojo!' he leans up as he swipes the flat of his tongue from your drooling little hole to your clit, pressing a kiss on it 'Satoru, while you're cummin' all over m'face, hmm baby? taste s'fucking sweet' Satoru dives back in and the sounds of him slurping you up are obscene

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo licks and sucks your clit, humming on it until you're shattering, cumming so hard you see stars, then you're riding him right in that limo, struggling to take his huge cock, as it stretches your tight little pussy out, veiny and thick and sloppy, he moans into your mouth as your walls tighten around his cock, as he slams up endlessly into your pretty cunt over and over. You're on your knees, sucking his cum off him, off his pretty pink tip, before you're on your knees right in the plush limo seat, and he's hitting it from the back, making you cry out 'Satoru!' which makes him bust again, inside you so deep, pulling out and watching your arousal and his cock drip down so messy, before he scoops his sticky cum and shoves it back inside you.

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo can't stop thinking of how good it looked, your pussy sucking up the cum so greedy, when he sees you the next day at your work, and it's not long until he's behind the bar, eating your pussy that he cannot get enough of, all while you're trying to work, you're so cute trying to mix a drink when his tongue is on your clit, and you're squeaking at him, 'Satoru, s-stop' but he can't stop. He's got your panties in his pocket, he'll keep them for later, you shouldn't worry about that, but you're trembling with nerves and fear when he runs out to deal with the Zenin bullshit with everyone, worried about things you don't fully know yet.

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo is dying to get back to you, he doesn't wanna deal with all this shit, he just wants to drink you up more, but here he is, as he deals with some of the bullshit that the Zenins are doing, he can't stand them then, when he has to actually show them just who and what the Gojo family is. When he is covered in blood, him, Suguru, Toji and Sukuna come back to the club, exhausted, when you see him you blink back tears, and he murmurs 'come to my place, clean me up?' He is exhaling and shooting that smirk, but there's so much behind it, you see now. You eagerly obey, realizing you both don't know anything about each other yet, as you're bandaging his pretty face, all cut up, in his pristine bathroom, and you're wondering just what it is that Satoru has gotten into, but for now you both just kiss, his blood tangy against your lips, as his kiss gets hungry, desperate, and he murmurs 'I need you'

Mafia! Prettyboy Gojo He's smearing that blood across your pretty tits as he has you right on his bathroom counter, knowing he'll do anything to protect you, to keep you, from shit you will now get into for being with him, cupping your face as he fucks into you, and your eyes roll back in your skull, covered in Satoru's spit, his blood, now his precum as he's pumping in and out of you, knowing he certainly can't let you go, but he also can't let anyone know you're his weakness.

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[dangerliesbeforeyou]

my mum found a 1975 top of the pops annual which i've just had a look through and by far the most wild thing is the full A4 colour pages featuring two known sex offenders lol...