#say what?

[littlepawz]

Say WHAT?

[yetanotherthriftblog]

...oh, Temu, you rascal.

[moonbean117]

[sillysealplushieandace]

UWU.

Seal plush! What you doing right now???0_○

Ace! What's it like having a little seal plushie that's alive??

-rando-anon!

Oooo an anon, hallo! (Hi.)

Right now.. I'm looking at YouTube (thanks to Ace using the computer for me!). I'm watching Oompaville right now! It's fun:D

As for me, it's weird having a talking seal plush. I don't hate or like it. The damn seal can be a bitch at times. (Hey!)

[coffee-obsessed-writer]

Um, what?

Blah blah everyone has problems, we do not broadcast them on social media. Say hi to bitch at for me. After 19 years the bitch is still around. 

I got this in my inbox as an anonymous submission…

But… okay. 

#1 Yes, everyone has problems. It sucks. But that’s life. All we can do as human beings is try and be empathetic and not add to said people’s problems.

#2 The entire internet consists of people broadcasting their problems on the internet. Whether you like it or not, it is their free will to do so. You can just keep scrolling. And yes, you can use your own free will to send weird anon submissions, or comment threads to berate that person for sharing their problems. That just makes you a twatwaffle.

#3 “Say hi to bitch at for me” …I… I don’t know how to respond.

And, finally, #4 To which bitch are you referring? I know a lot. 

If, for some chance, this was supposed to be a submission for a fic, well, without more context I cannot help you.

But, I suspect that it was a random person just trying to spread some more toxic love on this hellsite. To which I say…

[stephstars08]

Exciting news….

I’M ACTUALLY WRITING!!!

[aidansplaguewind]

In order to qualify as a "daddy", a man should be over a certain age, right? I heard a random girl call Timothee Chalamet a daddy and snorted my tonic water.

To me? Yes. Absolutely.

Some people I guess just call any man they're attracted to daddy. Or they say it's an attitude and not an age.

While I do agree that daddy can be in their demeanor, they still need to be of a certain age.

When women or girls call a man under 40 daddy, I'm just like no. Yeah, I know a man in his 30s can be a father but it's just not the same as being that type of "daddy".

Timothee Chalamet?! That right there is far out man. He looks like a 15 year old boy. He has -10000000000000000000000 daddy vibes.

I mean, people can do what they want but no dude that young could ever be a daddy in my eyes. Even when I was that age and younger never in a million years would I have called a 27-year-old dude a daddy. Absolutely fucking not. Even back then I knew they needed to be 40+ for me to consider them a daddy and preferably have some grey in their hair.

The whole daddy thing I feel like came from "sugar daddies" which were always older men. Under 40 might be older than a 25 year old, but they aren't considered an older man in the general sense of the term.

[lilmcttens]

How pure are you?  

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[incognito-princess]

I don't know what chemotherapy is made of, but isn't it a mixture of things that when stirred together and applied does something that each ingredient alone can't do? Also, isn't that what a potion is?

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[battleaxeproficiency]

feeling very frustrated about the ways people are talking about hurricane Milton. lots of needless, borderline fear mongering language with very little actual helpful information.

information about Milton that might ACTUALLY be helpful:

Hurricane Milton is shaping up to be the third strongest hurricane ever recorded.

Make sure you have an evacuation plan if the order is given or if you've already been told to leave.

there is also a code for free Ubers to evacuate effected counties, as well as shuttles from evacuating counties to nearby storm shelters

Prepare/secure your home

Find your nearest shelter and be prepared to leave

If you want to stay in the loop about the hurricane, WESH 2 News has ongoing coverage ad-free on YouTube.

General resources/information:

Please for the love of God stop preying on people's fears and causing panic. Know what resources are available to you and how to access them. If you approach this hurricane carefully YOU WILL BE OKAY!!!!! YOUR LIFE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RUINED!!!

Please link other resources you find or think other people might find useful!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again