MARVIN: That's the king
Treat him nice
Use some brains
Please protect him
WHIZZER: Yes I know
Here I go
MARVIN: Play the game
WHIZZER: Please don't watch me?
I can do it
MARVIN: Have a little scotch
WHIZZER: Shit
I blew it
Maybe you could show me where
I fear I've lost my head
MARVIN: Do you want my help?
WHIZZER: No I don't
I can think it through myself
MARVIN: Start again, we've seen the worst
WHIZZER: I'll go first
MARVIN: Move a pawn
WHIZZER: No sir
MARVIN: Move
WHIZZER: Where?
MARVIN: There
WHIZZER: Here?
MARVIN: Move a pawn
WHIZZER: Who?
MARVIN: Not the queen
WHIZZER: Who?
MARVIN: Jesus
BOTH: Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
MARVIN/WHIZZER: Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
WHIZZER: Except sex
MARVIN: Move a pawn
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: Good first move
WHIZZER: Quite alright
Take a turn
MARVIN: Thank you kindly
WHIZZER: Move the pawn
Move the pawn
Take my hand
Play the game
MARVIN: God, you're pretty
WHIZZER: Force? the pity
Since you need a man
MARVIN: What?
WHIZZER: Who's brainy
WHIZZER/MARVIN: Or witty/Witty move
WHIZZER: Maybe sometimes I'm afraid
The maid is more your style
MARVIN: He isn't very bright
WHIZZER: He goes to school at night
MARVIN: He's learning-
WHIZZER: English Lit
MARVIN: He's learning how to speak the language
WHIZZER: What should I do now?
MARVIN: Move
WHIZZER: Where?
MARVIN: There
WHIZZER: How should I behave myself?
Maybe we should call it quits
MARVIN: This game shits
WHIZZER: Let me win?
MARVIN: Yes sir
WHIZZER: Please?
MARVIN: Sure!
WHIZZER: Thanks!
MARVIN: Wait
WHIZZER: Whizzer wins!
MARVIN: Wait
WHIZZER: Whizzer wins!
MARVIN: Wait
WHIZZER: Checkmate
BOTH: Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
MARVIN/WHIZZER: Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
WHIZZER: Except sex
MARVIN: Watch the queen
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
BOTH: And
Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
WHIZZER: Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
Be a patsy, lose at chess
Always bravely acquiesce
Clip the coupons, make the dinner, and love him
WHIZZER/MARVIN: This has got to come to a stop, Marvin/This has got to come to a stop, Whizzer
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop/a fabulous flop
MARVIN: Anyone understand?
All I want's a kiss
Anyone understand?
WHIZZER: Don't start explaining
I'm sick of explaining
WHIZZER/MARVIN: And this had better come to a stop, Marvin/This had better come to a stop, Whizzer
Now, Marvin/Now, Whizzer
Ciao, Marvin/Ciao, Whizzer
BOTH: Bend?
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
WHIZZER/MARVIN: This had better come to an end/This had better come to an end
BOTH: This had better come to an en
i agree (what the fuck)
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BRO STOP!! It shows how much he loves me on art & ocs on the discord server
Okay gaylords I hope y'all have wonderful say gex together /j
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WASP REVIEW - VARIOUS (BUBSY)
[Image ID: Two screenshots of the wasp from Bubsy In Fractured Furry Tales /End IDs.]
Yep, you read that right, we're covering this bobcat bastard today, or at least, some of his adversaries. This may be a short one though, just a quick, mostly-visual analysis because, understandably, people aren't exactly out here doing a whole lot to document Bubsy enemies. Regardless, we do still have a few different bugs we can have a look at here!
Starting with what we've already seen here, the first wasp in this franchise, the one from Fractured Furry Tales! And honestly? It has that Bubsy stink on it but it looks mostly alright. Obviously, the head is inaccurate, the cone "nose", the teeth, and mammalian eyes are all absolutely wrong, and I have to say, the mid-gameplay sprite makes the presence of antennae unclear. But otherwise, in the above screenshot on the left, we can clearly see that this is based on some form of black and yellow species within the genus Polistes, possibly Polistes dominula, although the markings are not quite right, especially around the mesosoma. The leg count is right, although, the wing count is unclear (it looks like they only have two). The antennae are clearly present here, and they look alright apart from the color. They seem fairly straight apart from the "elbow" bend around the pedicel, which would be about accurate for a female paper wasp, which, surely this wasp would have to be, given the presence of a stinger.
[Image Source: Wikimedia Commons, Charles J. Sharp | Image ID: A photo of a black and yellow European paper wasp, Polistes dominula, on a grey stone surface /End ID.]
One thing that I can take note of that's not more on the visual side of things is that these enemies seem to attack with extreme prejudice regardless of the presence of a hive as well as doing so without provocation, this is strange, as wasps will only attack when provoked or if alarmed in defense of the hive. Although I suppose one could say that the presence of Bubsy The Bobcat in their vicinity is enough provocation for anyone to get murderous (As evidenced by the behind the scenes stories of Bubsy's development). Speaking of their murderous intent, venom from a single wasp would not be enough to kill a cat, however, given that these wasps appear to be roughly two feet in length, assuming Bubsy is a similar size to a real bobcat, it may be possible that the dose administered by these giant Vespids would be enough to grievously injure the iconically beloathed platforming mascot.
However, these aren't the only Hymenopterans Bubsy has to deal with! Enter, first, the least documented enemy here, the Hornets from the critically just ok 2019 platformer Bubsy: Paws on Fire!
[Image ID: An image of the Hornets from Bubsy: Paws On Fire! /End ID.]
... Yeah this is the only image I can really find of them. Still, we can see these enemies only really have a basic resemblance to real hornets, with an almost reptilian head-shape (Gex, is that you?) with teeth, too-bright solid colors with no real markings to speak of, once again an alright pair of antennae (although not long enough), heads that are too big, red eyes with no ocelli, only two wings as opposed to the four they should have, and only four completely unsegmented legs. Things are not looking good for this depiction, it's almost funny (Providing humor, in a first for the Bubsy franchise).
[Image Source: Wikimedia Commons, Yasunori Koide | Image ID: An image of a black and orange Asian giant hornet on a white background /End ID.]
Well, we do have one more, from Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back! It's a bee this time. Although this one doesn't seem to have been specifically made for this game, it's allegedly an unused asset from Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams! Let's just have a look here an-
[Image ID: A render of the bee model from Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back /End ID.]
OH, GOD... Well, I do believe this one speaks for itself. If this review was just about this affront to nature of then we'd probably be looking at an automatic 0/10, however, the other foes faced by this fearsome feline shown here do a little bit of work to make up for it, although not enough to cleanse my soul of having witnessed it, so, with that said-
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Overall: 4/10
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Philza and his son
Buzz.
Alex bonding with his father
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