#sawroleplay

[whereismyfoot]

Just got called into "Work." Wish me luck with this "surgery"..

[sluttystanheight]

you got a boyfriend?

“ .. maybe? no comment? don't know if i got a boyfriend but i definitely got somethin’ dude. it's complicated. (just like all of my "relationships" jfc) ”

[fuckedupgun]

“ Most relatable thing I've seen all day. Almost got killed by hidden explosives planted near the crime scene; , let's get Takeout. ”

Lunch breaks are funny in a morbid way because you'll get off of investigating a case where someone had to cut their arm off or something and next thing you know it's like hey okay. Time for a subway sandwich.

[whereismyfoot]

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ೃ⁀➷ ❜ You know, I was going to ask you a bunch of questions for my podcast about the Jigsaw case… Buuuut I think you have enough on your plate with all of those anons! ❛

The podcaster laughed a bit, putting her pen and mini notebook away in her pocket. She then took out her phone and held it out like a makeshift offer, even though it was only to her benefit.

ೃ⁀➷ ❜ Can I take a selfie with you instead? My viewers will DIE for a photo of me and the famous Lawrence Gordon! You’re a fan favorite! ❛

She didn’t even say her name…

~ @screamingqueenxoxo

Gordon just looked at her, a blank expression on his face. He did have some stage fright, and being recorded just made him anxious. He still awfully resented Amanda for exposing him got who he really is. He then awkwardly smiled at her, looking as uncomfortable as ever.

“ Uhh.. I...Yeah.. Picture- Who the hell even are you?”

The guy felt stressed. He swallowed his fear and shifted his body to make himself finally stand up straight. He messed with his tie, smiling again for the picture. He had never had somebody else ask him for pictures other than Adam. This was all very new to him.

[whereismyfoot]

“ Put a finger down if you see something that makes you feel like real shit. It was supposed to be a "SuRpRiSe" , so then you let your excitement get the best of you, and then you read it because you thought it was going to be something for your guy's anniversary, and since you already have bought all of the things you needed for their gift, you wanted to see what they got you, but then it's just a message about how badly you fucked up and how shitty you should feel about the situation, and how your whole entire relationship is fucked, and then you feel like that's why they've been avoiding you, and now you're wondering what to do with the things you've gotten them because they might not even want to see you. ”

“ I now only have four fingers up. ”

[whereismyfoot]

do you think hoffman would look cool with a reverse mohawk

sips tea just a little bit

“ .. No?? I pity anyone who has that hair cut. The haircut looks horrible. ”

[whereismyfoot]

“ Most of your partners are dead, Agent Strahm. ”

The station is awfully fuckin’ empty.

[whereismyfoot]

How do you take your coffee? Do you ever make it yourself or do you buy it?

“ Hm. Well, I used to go to Starbucks, but I don't anymore since I no longer support them. I do go to Dunkin Donuts every once in a while, but that's mainly just for Diana to get a sweet treat. I've started making my coffee, which is actually very calming believe it or not! ”

[whereismyfoot]

“ Lots of ☕ !! My boyfriend is being a little mean 😡!! I don't take kindly to that! I'm not taking any 💩 from anybody. #StandingUpForMyself!! And my ex-wife wants Diana?! Permanently! 🤬 No way, Jose! ”

“ So I said.. You'll have to fight me in court for her Hag!! And she called me a Fag!! 😭😱 I was shocked! So now I'm using that against her in court, saying that she was drunk during the time so she's unfit!! She always has that 🍷🍷🍷🍷 in her hand! Anyway.. Yeah. Me and my boyfriend are having a bit of problems. He's been 💩 talking!! Very mad today!!! 🤬🤬😡😡💥💥💥 ”

“ Lynn! Do you have any ☕ to spill with us tonight! ”

I don’t really have anything to spill👎 But I’ll have you know that Jeff is taking our daughter for a roadtrip and I won’t see her this weekend😡😕 I might take some people’s advice and go to the club then🤣

And do you have any ☕️ for us, Lawrence? Make sure to share!

[whereismyfoot]

“ I don't think your joke was very funny. My rear end really doesn't concern you, Mark. How inappropriate. ”

lawrence has both hands. one for mark and one for you?

No. Lawrence has two hands, one for me and one for also me. Does he- like want to get with Hoffman?

[fuckedupgun]

“ Get the hell away from me, Faggot. Don't touch me. ”

Strahm looked at Hoffman, right in the eye when he said this. His lips curled into a disapproving frown, eyes slightly closed in disapproval of the former detective's actions. Oh how much he hated this man.

You look disgusting, Detective. I almost feel sorry.

- @fuckedupgun

“ Gee, thanks. I almost didn’t notice. ”

The man was now holding some kind of makeshift ice pack to the mangled chunk of flesh he called a cheek. Half of it looks to be freshly stitched.

“ Don’t get all soppy on me. You’re already as gross as it is. ”

[fuckedupgun]

“ Excuse me? They ARE natural. Jealousy is a cruel thing, detective. I know you envy me, but this is a bit too far. ”

I'm not watching you, your eyelashes are just suspiciously luscious. No mascara? Falsies then?

“ I'm not giving you the answer. My eyelashes are all natural. Can't pay for these. ”

[whereismyfoot]

Lawrence watched them get out of the car, his eyes fixated on them. Hearts were practically bulging out of the man's eyes for Christ sake. He unfastened his seatbelt, getting out of the car. He opened the door to let Diana out, putting on her shoes for her. Why did she always throw her shoes around the car? He didn't know! He finally got her out of the car, then began to hold her hand. He wasn't really focused, until he heard Adam's voice. Adam's words made Lawrence shiver, chills going down his spine. That same stupid, nervous smile painted his face once more. He reluctantly agreed.

“ Fine, you'll get a text soon. ”

He doesn't think you're guilt tripping him now, he's just anxious that you will if he brings it up. That's why he's not talking to you, not because he doesn't want to be around you! Now go get your man! It's not too late!

“ At this point, why. Why do I always have to try? Why do I have to be the one to talk? Look, I love them. I really do. They're basically my whole life. But I can't do this. I can't keep running back to him, when he's not running for me at the same pace. You all expect me to treat Adam like a dog, he's a grown man. He can make his own decisions. He's the one who doesn't want me to hold his hand the whole way anyway. I just want him to talk to me, and have an adult conversation. They obviously don't care about us, and don't want to do that.. So I guess this is it. I guess we'll keep at this same pace. Slowly walking towards nothing. ”

[whereismyfoot]

“ Oh! Thanks for the reminder 🧠! Got too much 💵💵💵 for my own good! 😎 ”

“ Corbett seems like a sweetheart! 💕💖❤ Her and Diana go to the same 🎒📚 School! ✨ Surely she likes you more than Jeff 💩💩💩!! But oh well, more #WineTime🍷🍷!! ”

“ I know right? It's not my fault I severed off my 🦶 to get out. #PapaBear🐻 !!! 🥰 #LoveIsLove❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 ”

“ Hopefully he apologizes! He doesn't want to see me mad. 👿👹👺 .... ”

“ Lynn! Do you have any ☕ to spill with us tonight! ”

I don’t really have anything to spill👎 But I’ll have you know that Jeff is taking our daughter for a roadtrip and I won’t see her this weekend😡😕 I might take some people’s advice and go to the club then🤣

And do you have any ☕️ for us, Lawrence? Make sure to share!