ambiguous-existence

[whereismyfoot]

Just got called into "Work." Wish me luck with this "surgery"..

[sluttystanheight]

you got a boyfriend?

“ .. maybe? no comment? don't know if i got a boyfriend but i definitely got somethin’ dude. it's complicated. (just like all of my "relationships" jfc) ”

[whereismyfoot]

…

ೃ⁀➷ ❜ You know, I was going to ask you a bunch of questions for my podcast about the Jigsaw case… Buuuut I think you have enough on your plate with all of those anons! ❛

The podcaster laughed a bit, putting her pen and mini notebook away in her pocket. She then took out her phone and held it out like a makeshift offer, even though it was only to her benefit.

ೃ⁀➷ ❜ Can I take a selfie with you instead? My viewers will DIE for a photo of me and the famous Lawrence Gordon! You’re a fan favorite! ❛

She didn’t even say her name…

~ @screamingqueenxoxo

Gordon just looked at her, a blank expression on his face. He did have some stage fright, and being recorded just made him anxious. He still awfully resented Amanda for exposing him got who he really is. He then awkwardly smiled at her, looking as uncomfortable as ever.

“ Uhh.. I...Yeah.. Picture- Who the hell even are you?”

The guy felt stressed. He swallowed his fear and shifted his body to make himself finally stand up straight. He messed with his tie, smiling again for the picture. He had never had somebody else ask him for pictures other than Adam. This was all very new to him.

[whereismyfoot]

“ Put a finger down if you see something that makes you feel like real shit. It was supposed to be a "SuRpRiSe" , so then you let your excitement get the best of you, and then you read it because you thought it was going to be something for your guy's anniversary, and since you already have bought all of the things you needed for their gift, you wanted to see what they got you, but then it's just a message about how badly you fucked up and how shitty you should feel about the situation, and how your whole entire relationship is fucked, and then you feel like that's why they've been avoiding you, and now you're wondering what to do with the things you've gotten them because they might not even want to see you. ”

“ I now only have four fingers up. ”

[whereismyfoot]

do you think hoffman would look cool with a reverse mohawk

sips tea just a little bit

“ .. No?? I pity anyone who has that hair cut. The haircut looks horrible. ”

[whereismyfoot]

How do you take your coffee? Do you ever make it yourself or do you buy it?

“ Hm. Well, I used to go to Starbucks, but I don't anymore since I no longer support them. I do go to Dunkin Donuts every once in a while, but that's mainly just for Diana to get a sweet treat. I've started making my coffee, which is actually very calming believe it or not! ”