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[whereismyfoot]

Just got called into "Work." Wish me luck with this "surgery"..

[whereismyfoot]

Bites you really fucking hard

“ AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHG. Ow. You need to keep your mouth to yourself. ”

[whereismyfoot]

what does hoffman smell like... asking for a friend

“ Hoffman? He smells disgusting. I can't even breathe through my knows without smelling his stench. It follows him around, I'm convinced the man doesn't even shower. He smells specifically like aged whiskey and blood. A few hints of rusted metal as well. He needs a fucking bath, as well as a skin care routine. ”

[whereismyfoot]

What do you think of platonic kisses

“ I don't really.. Enjoy them unless they're family or my lovely partner. Kissing is an intimate thing, and I would want them from anybody else but the people I mentioned. I think it's basically cheating if somebody were to just kiss you and you allow it. Even if it's not on the mouth.. Maybe I'm just jealous. I just would like certain kisses all to myself. Give and receive— it'd be a little weird if Adam got kissed by somebody earlier before me and I didn't know.. I hope not! Hugs are fine though! ”

[whereismyfoot]

why did hoffywoffy say you have a GYATT!

“ What is that? My apologies, I do not know what a gyatt is. Please inform me. ”

[whereismyfoot]

haii Hii hiii lawrnce haiii :3 lawrence lawrence i like you Dr gordon and can you diagnose me. hi:3 because i have a problems and synptoms and youre a doctor i think:3 dr gordon can yu diagnose me and I have ttummy ache :3 and hai

I am a doctor, but I don't think a simple tummy ache calls for a full on examination, and diagnosis. Try and rest for a bit.