#saw the weird neck

[desiderium-eden]

@soraeia replied to your post:

ooo…i like dis monster

Be careful, Rosa. He be a creeper.

[ghost-bxrd]

Protective fae!Dick, please? This is my favorite AU, I can't get enough of your writing

That’s so sweet 🥺💚

Okay at this point I can admit I have thing for (over)protective characters so I’m all too happy to oblige lol.

Anyway, protective fae!Dick:

He doesn’t notice he’s being overprotective most of the time. When the people close to him mention a minor inconvenience his first instinct is to remove that inconvenience from the equation altogether. It’s a steep learning curve, because when Bruce first took him in he didn’t realize he’d have to stop Dick from killing half the Rogue gallery in the span of a few months. “But they hurt you,” he’d pout, “and it wouldn’t be really killing, anyway. I’m just… recycling them.” “…” “I could let them keep their consciousness—“ “N O”

Friends, while cherished, do not get to claim the same level of protectiveness. Dick would always come to their aid, of course, but for each request for help he keeps a tally mark in his head; accumulating favors. Only his family are exempt from this.

While there have been a couple close calls over the years, none will ever compare to the time he came back from a mission to find a member of his family gone. To this day Dick refuses to talk about the first couple weeks after he found out. And around the same time each year every plant and tree seems to wither and rot for a while before suddenly bursting back into full bloom. Jason has to return to the manor for this time each year, or Dick will absolutely track him down and drag him back himself. Neither he nor the manor lets him leave until Dick is back to his cheerfully self.

Any close calls with the family after that automatically result in several weeks of house arrest for the respective family member, courtesy of carnivorous deer and some over enthusiastic tree roots that enforce this rule with absolute prejudice.

If someone tries to kill a member of the family while Dick patrols with them/is close by, the only thing the batfam can do is damage control. Because while they can usually stop him from killing the perpetrator, it probably isn’t very ethical to allow a borderline eldritch being to cry their brains with his strange magic either.

Alrighty that’s all I’ve got for now <3

[gwinverarrouz]

Just finished rereading the first Bartimaeus book and yeah, yeah, I can see why I loved these books so much as a child :>

I feel like these illustrations aren't 100% faithful to the source material but maybe they're how Bart wished things happened, you know??

[leclerced]

need skin to skin with oscar

like he is kinda twink but also has like fluffy bear like arms ? i just wanna lay shirtless on top of him shirtless like fresh out the shower when your skin is still sticky with steam and your thoughts are quieter and all you are thinking about is how much you love eachother… anyways!

-🪼🪼🪼

i love his twink body. he looks so soft, and he does have fluffy bear arms. perfect description.

he’d fall asleep like that every time, it’s so warm and relaxing and he’s so comfortable that it’s inevitable. it’s his favorite way to fall asleep. you can feel each other’s heartbeats where your chests are pressed together, a little faster from the hot shower and maybe an attempt at shower sex before someone almost slipped. oscar rubs your back, his pruned fingers dragging against your sticky skin in a way that should be annoying but you love. you know he’s asleep when his hand stills on your back and the rhythm of his chest rising and falling underneath yours slows. the puffs of air from his nose against your skin are softer too, and you wait for him to fall asleep just for that moment. sometimes, it’s midday and you took a shower before running errands or something, and you have to wake him to get ready, but most of the time it’s before bed and you get to let yourself fall asleep with him like that.

[yumenosakiacademy]

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all, weird question time again! Is there anyway to word "I appreciate how unintimidating and unthreatening you are being" as a compliment that does not sound at all like an insult? One of my doctors is the absolute best at it, and I genuinely think it must be a skill he's deliberately cultivated, but I cannot figure out how to word it in a way that doesn't sound slightly insulting. Like, it's a good thing! A very good thing, especially in a doctor! But I cannot figure out how to word it in a way that conveys that

[the-acid-pear]

okay now i actually feel sad we even stopped the music

[cosmignon]

Pikmin headcanon: If any of the captains or castaways or rescue corps ect ect ext ever came across a human they would not immediately register that this is a person or even a beast.

They'll record in their logs like "Discovered a mysterious landmark that moves across the planes of this land like nothing I've seen before. I thought perhaps it was some form of alien transportation, but there were no riders within it, or even other creatures, when I scanned it on my radar. It has since vanished without a trace."

and it was like a normal man walking through a hiking trail.

They are not exactly incomprehensible but they are not being percieved as a people and no one's making the connections to start exploring that thought bc what kind of horrible beast could ever be THAT big. Not possible! Unbelievable! your scientific credibility is shoddy at best.

[toxicxsugarxart]

[astridthevalkyrie]

everything you see ab being the oldest daughter is true btw why am i the family therapist AND punching bag smh

long ass depressing rant in the tags srry i got a wee bit emotional

[labratboygirl]

ithink i just experienced like a weird alternate form of sleep paralysis .girl what the fuck was that

[allthoseotherworlds]

I'm so excited to see what Ncuti Gatwa I can do as the Doctor! So far everything he's been in for trailers and stuff has shown him as being pretty charismatic, which is nice of course, but I'm also really hoping that he can pull off the weird awkward dorkiness that is also critical to the Doctor's personality.

Like, Ncuti Gatwa as a person seems very cool, but I'm hoping he can be a little uncool too as the Doctor. It's important to me

[bigothteddies]

definitely dreamed about someone stealing the collar my partner has for some reason and wearing it themselves and I don’t know who it was or what was going on

[kruxton]

oof just saw a screencap of sanji holding nami. that man should NOT be allowed to touch women holy shit

[aethercurrent]

every year the game award stuff happens and every year its a clown fiesta of untold proportions, yet people take it as if it is a life and death situation

its fuckin game awards its a popularity contest after its some sort of heinous commerical nonsense i dont have the english vocabulary for, and THEN after all that somewhere at the very bottom its something that matters for your favourite game of the year

[the-acid-pear]

Seriously man if I don't get Hairy truly Hairy when I start T I'm rioting like I'm ALREADY hairy I just need, more ,hair.