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[hymemena]

The Scott Tibbs Documentary Sentence Starters Part 2/3

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Swearing, mentions of death, mentions of murder, hero worship, bullying, police work

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"So, I started researching some of the victims."

"I found this video."

"Stay with me on this."

"How exactly did you get away?"

"Is it true?"

"How could this psychotic killer benefit society?"

"Did you get that?"

"One person to have learned is a chick. She got some issues."

"I'd fuck her."

"He's not the lead on the case, but he'll have to do."

"They escaped."

"Brilliant."

"More like calculated."

"What do you think they have planned?"

"He's probably dead already, isn't he?"

"I'm not gonna comment on that."

"Fine."

"What was wrong with them?"

"Excuse me?"

"So what was their problem?"

"Alright, so that old man was a waste of my fucking time."

"We're gonna try something else."

"So, you deal with a lot of near-death experiences, right?"

"Yes, you could look at it that way."

"Would you say it takes a certain type of strength to survive something like that?"

"There are a lot of variables."

"Maintaining a positive attitude is one of them, but it's not a guarantee."

"Don't you think if somebody believes they can do something they can do it?"

"Like if their life depends on it?"

"If they believe they could make it out, they could do it right?"

"I'm sorry, what was this interview going to be used for again?"

"So after I was so rudely abandoned by the fucking MD, I found out the other survivor is here."

"Sir? Sir? Can I help you?"

"Yeah, you can help me."

"I need for you to sign in, first."

"I need to see some ID."

"Sir? Sir?

"Hey, [name]. How's it going, man?"

"Sir, you need to come with me."

"Look, look. Nobody told me anything about that."

"Come with me."

"Get the fuck off of me, man. Don't touch me."

"Hey, hey! Come on, let's go!"

"I'm gonna start spreading the word!"

"Nobody wants to give me any answers."

"You're making a movie about a serial killer?"

"Yeah."

"Are you crazy or something?"

"You wanna know what I think?"

"You think he serves a useful purpose?"

"Do you kids know who I am?"

"I know you've heard of me."

"You should come out to one of my shows, you could be one of my groupies, yeah!"

"Are you mental? Are you crazy?"

"Who says any of these people are innocent?"

[petalsprompts]

𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒; 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒘 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒆.

change pronouns, tenses and other details as deemed necessary. & please specify muse when sending to a mumu.

Congratulations.  You  are  still  alive.  Most  people  are  so  ungrateful  to  be  alive.  But  not  you.  Not  anymore.

Your  life  is  a  lie  [Name],  but  now  comes  your  moment  of  truth.

We  were  all  supposed  to  die. 

You  think  it's  the  living  who  have  ultimate  judgment  over  you,  because  the  dead  will  have  no  claim  over  your  soul.  But  you  may  be  mistaken.

As  you  can  see,  the  choice  is  not  so  clear  when  you  are  face  to  face  with  the  people  who's  blood  will  stain  your  hands. 

The  device  before  you  is  one  of  sacrifice.  A  sacrifice  of  blood. 

Remember  [Name],  once  you're  in  Hell,  only  the  devil  can  help  you  out.

I  can't  die  here,  I  have  so  much  left  to  do...  so  many  people  I  have  to  talk  to.  This  can't  be  it.

This  whole  house  is  a  trap!

Their  salvation  was  out  of  your  hands.

But  with  your  survival,  came  your  obsession.

I  recommend  you  stay  alive  until  the  fucking  clock  counts  down.

 You're  the  last  person  I  saw  before  I  woke  up  here.

Since  when  has  force  been  a  problem  for  you?

How  much  blood  will  you  shed  to  stay  alive?

It's  not  over.  The  games  have  just  begun.

You  feel  you  now  have  control,  don't  you?  You  think  you  will  walk  away  untested.

If  you're  going  to  threaten  me  with  a  knife  you  may  as  well  cut  me  a  little.

You  identify  more  with  a  cold  corpse  than  you  do  with  a  living  human.

I've  been  having  nightmares.  I  see  him!  I'm  never  going  be  able  to  forgive  myself  for  what  happened.

 Live  or  die,  make  your  choice.

At  least  we'll  have  the  cover  of  darkness.

What's  the  last  thing  you  remember?

That  feeling  running  through  your  body  is  fear:  the  fear  of  not  knowing  if  you  have  what  it  takes  to  survive.

This  is  not  retribution.  It's  a  reawakening.

Those  who  don't  appreciate  life  do  not  deserve  life.

So  are  you  going  to  watch  yourself  die  here  today,  or  do  something  about  it?

You're  probably  wondering  where  you  are.  I'll  tell  you  where  you  might  be.  You  might  be  in  the  room  that  you  die  in.

I  know  it's  hard  to  concentrate  when  you're  surrounded  by  so  many  things  you  could  kill  me  with. 

He  kidnapped  me  in  the  middle  of  the  night!

Suffering?  You  haven't  seen  anything  yet.

Fix  me  motherfucker!  I'm  standing  right  here!

We're  not  just  going  to  sit  here  and  do  nothing.  We  need  to  make  a  decision!  Don't  you  understand?

[riggedtraps]

[kuzcosources]

Send "Stop licking the damn thing!" to catch my muse licking something they're not supposed to.

bonus if you specify what they're licking!

[lunememes]

🌙  *  ―   𝐈𝐓❜𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄! ( a fully customisable bingo card where you can easily change the background, line colour, enter your character's name and fill in each box easily! )

you can find the base template here or in the source! just download, open in photoshop and descend into madness as you try to fill it out and watch as your characters type flood in!

[memearchive37]

Anonymously tell my muse how you'd want to kill them. Don't hold back 😈

[burr-ell]

[johnnyutah]

[scarredsurvivor]

i bet you eat unseasoned chicken...

I don't like to put any sort of meat in my mouth. Well, just not animal meat I guess.

[hymemena]

The Scott Tibbs Documentary Sentence Starters Part 1/3

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Swearing, mentions of death, mentions of murder, hero worship, bullying, police work

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"Hey, give me the fucking camera."

"I've known them since I was like, five."

"The first thing I remember thinking when I met the guy was 'What a fucking pussy.'"

"Tried to toughen 'em up."

"It didn't do a hell of a lotta good."

"Alright, on me. Go wide."

"Am I in focus?"

"Fucking focus?"

"You're in fucking focus!"

"So, anyway, [your muse's name here]."

"I was pretty fucking-- Shut the fuck up, man! I'm trying to fucking do something here!"

"Don't make me fucking tell y'all again."

"The next thing I know, I hear on the TV they might have gotten themselves iced."

"To be quite honest, I don't give a shit about [name]."

"Dude, that's fucked up."

"I was like 'fuck, yeah!' What a fuckin' rush, man!"

"So I acquired this sweet little camera and I'm making my own documentary about this sick fucker!"

"Come on, man, let's show them that shit we were looking at earlier."

"Hands off the keyboard."

"Just take it easy."

"Authorities are treating this as a particularly gruesome crime scene."

"Now, detectives are looking for any information."

"Wicked."

"So, I got a tip from my buddy."

"Asking me to come down to this enchanting locale?"

"Hey, baby!"

"Wassup?"

"What'd you bring me down to this shithole for?"

"I knew it, man."

"They're a fucking ninja!"

"Yeah, man, yeah. Hey, hey, I don't give a shit."

"This evening, [name] was captured and then questioned at length."

"If you want any chance of mercy from us when we catch you, we better damn well see [name] in one piece."

"This guy actually had the balls to pop a cop. My fucking hero."

"Turns out there's not a whole hell of a lot of information available."

"What can I say? They're no rockstar."

"Just a boring kid that grew into a boring adult."

"It's like something clicked."

"Found their reason to live."

[lvricist]

starters // columbo quotes

"That's a funny way to dress for a robbery."

"Lucky for you, I'm too well-bred to throw a tantrum."

"I can't swim, I don't even like a deep tub."

"You must be a bachelor."

"There must be something wrong with me. I seem to bother people. I seem to make them nervous. Maybe you could tell me why."

"You're a gem! A little flawed and not too bright, but you're one of a kind."

"Anyway, I happened to be in the neighborhood today... That's not true. I really came out here to see you. I don't want to appear presumptuous."

"First time in Vegas, huh?"

"Lovely women are always the exception."

"I tell you what the secret is to a good omelette: no eggs, just milk."

"You would be doing me an enormous favor if you stopped calling me sir."

"Your wife has my sympathy."

"I happen to like a woman that... well, that's something else."

"We execute traitors. Didn't you know that?"

"Nobody really needs that. I just don't want anybody else to have it."

"Have you taken leave of your senses?"

"He's having an affair with his secretary. It makes him so considerate."

"I know you didn't marry me out of love, but our life hasn't been that bad, has it?"

"I wear a uniform, you wear...well, I suppose you could call that a uniform."

"I respect your talent, but I don't like anything else about you."

"I would hate to have to depend on you if I was in a hurry."

"I'll do anything for you. If you happen to fall overboard, I'll throw you an anchor."

"Thank you. That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me."

[rpmusingsnmore]

you look good with blood on you what are your pronouns

[petalsprompts]

𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒; 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒓.

change pronouns, tenses and other details as deemed necessary. & please specify muse when sending to a mumu.

To   truly   love   another   person   is   to   accept   that   the   work   of   loving   them   is   worth   the   pain   of   losing   them.

And   in   time,   as   we   all   do,   she   admitted   all.   She   admitted   she   was   dead.

The  rooms  felt  larger  at  night,  as  though  the  house  itself  had  inhaled  deeply  as  the  sun  disappeared,  expanding  as  it  held  its  breath  for  the  morning.

It  was  an  emptiness  that  called  out  to  be  explored.

Though in truth,  her  first  look  at  [location]  yielded  no  discomfort,  no  foreboding.

People  are  superstitious,  especially  in  the  country.

So,  now  it's  a  story…  these  small  children  in  that  huge  house  with  their  dead  parents,  and  now,  their  dead  governess.

It's  okay!  You're  okay,  you're  okay!

I  cry  three,  maybe  four  times  a  day  around  here.  Five,  if  I'm  really  being  honest  with  myself.

I'm  going  to  start  counting,  and  it'll  be  your  turn  to  run  and  hide.  And  I'll  find  you.

She   would   sleep,   she   would   wake,   she   would   walk.

You   have   to   promise   me   that   you’ll   stay   in   your   room.   Don’t   leave   your   room   at   night.

It's   like   every   day   I   feel   myself   fading   away,   but   I'm   still   here.   I   don't   really   understand   how   that   is.

Nightly,   in   fact,   those   first   few   years,   a   dark   carriage   led   by   a   red-eyed   horse came to [location],  but he  was   denied   so   often,   in   fact,   that   Death   would   not   venture   there again.

You’re   slipping.   Stay   with   me.

She's   waiting.   And   at   some   point…   she's   gonna   take   me.

'Dead'   doesn't   mean   'gone'.

If   you   can't   feel   anything,   then   I'll   feel   everything   for   the   both   of   us.

People   do,   don't   they?   Mix   up   love   and   possession.   I   don't   think   that   should   be   possible.   They're   opposites   really:   love   and   ownership

You   know   what   life   is   really   all   about?   Keys.   See,   people   are   like   locked   rooms.   They’ve   all   got   different   locks   and   you’ve   got   to   guess   the   shape   of   their   key.

It's   scary,   I   know.   But   you   have   a   past,   and   you   have   a   future.   Now,   I'd   argue   you   can   count   on   both.

Any   of   us   could   die,   at   any   moment.   Or   we   could   forget   our   entire   lives,   which   is   like   dying.

This   memory   one   of   my   favorites.   I   don’t   find   myself   in   this   one   often.

One   day   at   a   time   what   we've   got.   It's   all   everybody's   got,   when   you   get   down   to   it.

He   has   spent   too   much   of   his   life   alone.

Where   would   we   be,   we   wretched   people   without   the   generosity   of   our   betters?   And   luck

Change   is   emergent…   by   the   time   one   realizes   it   has   arrived,   it   has   already   set   its   teeth.

From   here   on   in,   the   shadows   get   deeper,   the   nights   get   longer.

We're   heading   into   the   dark,   and   we   have   to   hang   onto   each   other.

You   said   it   was   a   ghost   story.   It   isn't.   It's   a   love   story.

Death   is   something   to   mourn,   not   fear. 

I   wouldn't   leave   without   you,   and   I-I   won't   leave   without   you   now.

All   things   fade.   All   things.   Flesh,   stone,   even   the   stars   themselves.   Time   takes   all   things.   It   is   the   way   of   the   world.

You're   right   there.   You're   right   there,   and   I   can't   even   touch   you!   I   can't   smell   you,   I   can't   feel   you.   It's   not   fair,   it's   not   fucking   fair!

There's   a   difference   between   feeling   good   and   feeling   alive.   The   two   aren't   always   the   same.

You   couldn't   see   me,   not   right   away.   I   had   to   figure   out   a   way   to   make   it   so…   so   that   you   could   see   me.

The   others,   they   say;   "stay   away   from   her."

The   beast   had   lurked   indeed,   and   the   beast,   at   its   hour,   had   sprung.

Everyone   is   exhaustive.   Even   the   best   ones.

The   living   must   decide   what   they   can   or   cannot   bear.

We   can’t   count   on   the   past.   We   think   we   have   it   trapped   in   our   memories,   but   memories   fade   and   they’re   wrong.

Toss   in   offerings   to   drive   away   evil   spirits,   bones   mostly;   build   a   pile   of   old   bones   and   burn   away   the   shadows..

The   world   is   fierce,   but   you   are   fiercer.   And   someday,   you   will   move   mountains.

I   wasn't   going   to   ask   you   if   you're   alright   because   I   don't   like   being   lied   to.   So,   what's   wrong?

It's   so   quiet,   it's   so   quiet,   but   she's   in   here.   And   this   part   of   her   that's   in   here,   it   isn't   peaceful.   It's…   rage.

Humans   are   organic.   We   are   meant   to   die.   It's   natural.   Beautiful.   And   it   all   breaks   down,   and   rises   back   up,   and   breaks   down   again.   And   every   living   thing   grows   out   of   every   dying   thing.

He   stayed   at   her   side   until   she   was   buried,   and   he   loved   her   the   whole   way.

I   have   this   feeling   like   I'm   walking   through   this   dense,   overgrown   jungle,  and   I   can't   really   see   anything   except   the   path   in   front   of   me.

But   I   know…   there's   this   thing   hidden   out   there.   This   angry,   empty,   lonely   beast.   It's   watching   me.

[mad-hunts]

how barton feels after not getting into a single argument/fight with someone for a day (... meanwhile, he's still killing people ☠️)

[nghtmarish]

@homelander-rp-blog : every scar has a story, right? scar survey prompts ; accepting.

     "     𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐜𝐮𝐧𝐭  𝐰𝐡𝐨  𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭  𝐠𝐨𝐭  𝐚  𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞  𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤  𝐨𝐧  𝐡𝐢𝐦,     "     billy  rolls  his  eyes,  arms  staying  folded  across  his  chest  as  he  leaned  back  in  his  chair.     what  was  he  expecting?     an  exchange  of  sob  stories?     not  likely  to  happen.     scars  were  what  made  him  human,  a  reminder  of  what  he  had  been  able  to  endure  and  survive.     a  smirk  pulled  at  his  lips  as  he  looked  him  up  and  down,     "     you  didn't  come  here  to  get  bored  over  the  sob  story  of  my  sorry  life,     "     considering  that  he  had  been  responsible  for  a  large  amount  of  pain  in  his  life.     homelander  was  the     𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧     that  becca  was  gone,  that  he  was  stuck  on  this  miserable  course  in  life.     but  without  the  means  to  do,  billy  knew  there  was  nothing   he  could  do  to  stop  him,  at  least  not  yet  anyway,     "     so  what  do  ya  want?     why  are  you  here?     "

[hyprmemes]

bullet train (2022) starters edit as you see fit

“a father’s job is to protect his family”

“you never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from”

“you are getting the new and improved me”

“i’m less reactive to situations, i’m more accepting of people’s shortcomings”

“you put peace out in the world, you get peace back”

“my bad luck is biblical”

“i’m not even trying to kill people and someone dies”

“talk about a candidate for self-improvement”

“please tell me you didn’t order the sleeping powder”

“you don’t have to nick the biscuits, man”

“i think they’ll notice the childish code names first”

“oh, now he’s callin’ a fruit sophisticated”

“when was the last time you ate a lemon meringue pie?”

“i’m sorry, are you talking about lemons?”

“you idiots work for my father?”

“we could deliver you back to your pops in a box”

“you ever watch thomas the tank engine?”

“i always bring my stickers with me, you know that”

“your daddy hired us to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into, didn’t you, naughty boy”

“you’re startin’ to get on my tits”

“our job is to keep you safe and to recover the briefcase with the ransom money inside”

“he doesn’t need a reason to kill people like you, he needs a reason not to”

“family’s more important than money, right?”

“why do i even bother forwarding you the briefings?”

“there’s this soulless psychotic leader with the largest criminal organization on the planet shoved right inside our fucking ass cheeks”

“if you mention thomas the tank engine one more time, I’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face”

“but i’m not in someone else’s story”

“you’re going to kill him for me”

“i will ruin your life the way you ruined mine”

“let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger”

"talk to him or, like, talk to him?”

“you are fuckin’ excused”

“the guy who stabbed me, i spilled wine on his suit”

“i’m really gonna have to process my part in the incident on monday”

“i didn’t realize i was gettin’ a babysitter to come cut my bollocks”

“this rude enough for ya, ya fucking prick?”

“shove that fuckin’ hat up your fuckin’ asshole, you hear me?”

“gotta use your small inside voice in here”

“there’s a gun underneath this table pointed right at you, so i would…”

“you look like every white homeless man i’ve ever seen”

“well, you also have a shoot-able face”

“i’ve learned that with any potential conflict there’s an opportunity for growth, a path to a peaceful outcome”

“every day is a fucking headache with you, innit”

“you’re alive, i’m alive, everyone’s happy”

“i ain’t got the time or the patience, let alone the interest”

“would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?”

“it’s some fuckin’ ’80s dance-off, innit?”

“do us a favor, get the fuck off my back, will ya?”

“you shoot first and come up with the answers later”

“oh, my god, did you just say “whack”?”

“well, i don’t think they were in the market for fucking dildos and pantyhose, were they?”

“you’re a terrible father, and your son is going to pay for all the mistakes that you’ve made”

“i’m gonna go find a temple and reevaluate my choices or something”

“you’re gonna close your eyes, and i’m gonna count to three”

“you’re not even afraid and your lip’s quivering”

“thirty seconds before the venom does its thing”

“are you lying on the ground in the fetal position?”

“you gonna fuckin’ waltz up here and blow my brains out in front of the whole fuckin’ carriage of witnesses?”

“keep your fucking knickers on, all right?”

“make sure you do something that brings you peace, ’cause everything else is a pain in the ass”

“you’re not going to let me get hurt”

“a blind man could see you are the one in the dark”

“fate for me is just another word for bad luck”

“i will finally be allowed to make things right”

“when we are so quick to anger, we are slow to understand”

“i’m fast to kick your ass, though, i swear to god”

“i should’ve put a bullet through your ass!”

“why are you motherfuckers using metaphors?”

“i built myself up from the nothing you gave me”

“i’m more like you than that little fuck up ever was”

“kill me like you did all the others who tried the same”

“shouldn’t the plum give up all resentment?”