CHAPTER 1 ACT VI
"Wits and Bones"
(Papyurs blocks the way)
[ACT] > * Talk
Allison: Papyrus why are we doing this???
PAPYRUS: OH DON'T BE FRIGHTENED ALLISON! WITS AND INTELLIGENCE IS ONE THING, BUT WHEN YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH A DASTARDLY FOE, YOU HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR STRENGTH IN COMBAT!
sans: we didn't have time to make a fourth puzzle and he really likes that speech undyne made. but I remember it being more aggressive.
PAPYRUS: (AHEM) ANYWAYS, ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU SOME SIMPLE BONE ATTACKS!
Papyrus shows some simple bone attacks just as promised. A skeleton of his word.
(Papyrus is thinking what he'll bring for Giftumn.)
Allison: Hmm...wait, what's mercy do?
[MERCY] > * Spare
PAPYRUS: SO YOU WON'T FIGHT? WELL THEN, WHY DON'T WE STEP THINGS UP A NOTCH WITH MY FABLED BLUE ATTACK!
Papyrus sends out a wave of blue bones.
Allison: UHHHHHHH
sans: psst, kid, don't move.
Allison: OK??? ...hey it worke-
It appears gravity has been enabled
Allison gets hit by a bone. Lol
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Allison: WHAT WAS THAT???
PAPYRUS: YOU'RE BLUE NOW! THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
sans: hey don't look so down.
PAPYRUS: ...SANS I HAD A MOMENT.
(You're blue now.)
Allison: Well this just makes things more confusing...
[ACT] > * Talk
Allison: So...how did you do that?
PAPYRUS: SORRY ALLISON, BUT A RABBIT NEVER REVEALS HIS SECRETS!
Allison: You mean a magician?
PAPYRUS: WHAT'S A MAGICIAN?
Allison: Nevermind-
Papyrus sends out some simple bone attacks. As usual.
(Papyrus attacking, sans is sleeping, what else is new?)
[ACT] > * Talk
Allison: So you're excited about this giftumn thing huh? Do you have anyways what you'll bring?
PAPYRUS: I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! WE'VE BEEN SERVING THE SPAGHETTI-HOTDOG COMBO FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS, AND I WAS DECIDING WETHER WE SHALL CONTINUE WITH IT OR TRY SOMETHING NEW THIS YEAR! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Hotdoggetti ❤️ Something new
Hotdoggetti ❤️ Something new
Allison: (Sounds gross, but if he's serving it every year, some people must like it.) Sure keep with the hotdoggetti.
PAPYRUS: THEN IT HAS BEEN DECIDED! WHO DOESN'T LOVE IT ANYWAYS?
...
sans: hey paps it's your turn.
PAPYRUS: WHOOPSY! MY MISTAKE!
Papyrus sends out higher bones and some blue bones to spice it up.
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(It smiles like bones, rocks, and...horseradish? What on earth?)
[ACT] > * Talk
Allison: So you like puzzles?
PAPYRUS: PUZZLES, JAPES, JUNIOR JUMBLE, YOU NAME IT!
sans: what about ketchup?
PAPYRUS: THE ONLY PUZZLE HERE IS HOW YOU DRINK 3 LITRES OF IT A DAY!
sans: 3.1 litres
Allison: (No wonder these guys are skeletons-)
PAPYRUS: NEVERMIND! I BELIEVE IT'S TIME THIS BATTLE GETS A BIT MORE INTERESTING!
Papyrus sends out spinning bones...this is getting absurd.
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(You're starting to get tired...maybe you should heal.)
[MERCY] > * Spare
PAPYRUS: BOLD MOVE ALLISON! NOW WHAT TO DO NEXT...
sans: why not another bone maze?
Allison: Wait WHAT?!
PAPYRUS: BRILLIANT IDEA SANS! BUT LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE! BEHOLD!
A bone maze is barrelling towards Allison.
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Allison: Getting dizzy...!
Allison trips and falls on a bone.
PAPYRUS: WAIT N-
Chara! No no no no...I'm sorry, I should've fought back! Please...please wake up...you have to stay determined...
Allison: ...
sans: hey kid, you coming?
Allison: ! SANS! I thought I...(Wait...the savepoint. It worked... So Dings wasn't lying...) Y-yeah I'm coming!
PAPYRUS: NYEHEHEH...I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BEEN JAPED ALLISON! FOR YOU SEE, YOUR SKILLS IN PUZZLES WERE IMPRESS. HOWEVER, WE HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR SKILLS IN COMBAT!
Allison: Oh yeah? Well, what are you suggesting the great papyrus?
PAPYRUS: HUMAN! I CHALLENGE YOU, TO A TRAINING DUEL!
Allison: Heh, bet.
And the fight goes on like normal until before the bone maze attack.
Allison: Alright, time to eat this cinnamon bun.
[ITEM] > * Cinnamon bun
(You eat the cinnamon bun. HP fully restored.)
Allison: Mmm. Tasty.
PAPYRUS: GOOD MOVE ALLISON! SAFETY IS IMPORTANT! I SHOULD GIVE YOU A TASTE OF MY COOKING SOON THOUGH. BUT NOW I BELIEVE IT'S TIME FOR A NEW MOVE! INTRODUCING, THE RETURN OF
BONE MAZE
A bone maze starts barrelling towards bone maze. She dodges it flawlessly.
PAPYRUS: WOWIE! YOU ESCAPED THE BONE MAZE WITH SUCH GRACE MIGHT I ADD! PERHAPS IT WILL SOON BE TIME FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK...
Allison: (Special attack? That sounds terrifying and awesome.)
[ACT] > * Talk
Allison: What is your special attack?
PAPYRUS: YOU SHALL FIND OUT SOON! IF YOU CAN STILL MANAGE TO WITHSTAND MY ATTACKS!
Harder bone maze because this one has spinning bones as well. Yippee.
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[ITEM] > * Hot dog
(You ate the hot dog. It takes like a water sausage. HP fully restored.)
Allison: That was unpleasant.
PAPYRUS: ONE MORE TURN AND YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF MY...SPECIAL ATTACK?
Papyrus summons another bone maze though it appears less organised.
[ACT] > * Talk
Allison: You good tall and bone?
PAPYRUS: ...SANS WHERE IS MY SPECIAL ATTACK?
sans: didn't we leave it at that first puzzle? and then the dog took it?
PAPYRUS: ...UGH.
Allison: Why would you leave your special attack at a puzzle?
PAPYRUS: I USED ALL MY BASKETBALLS TO MAKE THIS COSTUME FOR GIFTUMN
sans: nobody even wears a costume to giftumn bro.
PAPYRUS: NEVERMIND THAT! I SUPPOSE I SHALL USE A NORMAL BUT STILL VERY COOL ATTACK, NYEHEHEH! BEHOLD!
Papyrus used a normal but still very cool attack. So cool that it is hard to describe.
Nah just kidding, it's a bunch if spinning bones and blue bones in synchronisation followed by a bunch of bones performing stunts with skateboards and then the ultimate bone maze puzzle and finally, a bone. A single, tiny, very slow bone.
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Allison: (HUFF) (PUFF)
PAPYRUS: NYEH...HEF...PUFF...
sans: zzzzzzzzz...
PAPYRUS: IT...AHEM...IT APPEARS WE HAVE REACHED A STALEMATE. ALLISON, YOU'VE PROVEN THAT YOU'RE NOT ONLY THE SMARTEST HUMAN WHO HAS LANDED IN THE UNDERGROUND, BUT ALSO VERY PERSISTENT. DETERMINED DARE I SAY!
Allison: (HUFF) YOU...You think so?
PAPYRUS: INDEED! YOU'VE BESTED ALL OF MY PUZZLES AND MANAGED TO WITHSTAND EVERYTHING I THREW AT YOU! IF THAT DOESN'T SPELL SMARTEST AND STRONGEST, THEN I HAVE FAILED ENGLISH! WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE!
sans: hey isn't giftumn starting in 2 minutes.
PAPYRUS: ...OH DEAR.
Papyrus picks up sans.
PAPYRUS: QUICKLY ALLISON! WE HAVE TO GET TO THE HARVEST VILLAGE TO PREPARE FOR GIFTUMN!
Papyrus floats away with sans. Idk what I was expecting.
Allison: O-ok! Right behind you!
As Allison walks across the bridge, she starts thinking.
Allison: ...who was that? Why was he crying? And who's chara?
THE END
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Or or
Omori as chara
Sunny as Frisk
Polly as toriel or maybe Mari
Hero and Kel as sans and Papyrus ( they both are like a mix of them )
Aubrey as Undyne
Nobody as alphys cuz who cares about her ammiright
Maybe sweetheart as muffet or like miss Candice or smth
Uh...................
Kim as Mettaton cuz WHY NOT-
Or maybe Kim as mad new new and uh the MAVERICK can be Mettaton and Vance can be like napstablook
Asgore..
Hmm...
Idk.... maybe.. like... uh....
Uh
Maybe bossman Hero? No that's stupid
Uh
Space boyfriend?
But that would make sweetheart toriel so no
Uh
Maybe
Like
Uh
Stranger? Nah... humphr- nah.. uh-
Sunnys dad?
Yeah sure why not..
Then toriel can be like Sunnys mom
Polly can be like a 3rd wheel or smth maybe?
And Mari can be like a savepoint!
Yeah.
mari - savepoint
sunny - frisk
omori - chara
stranger could be asriel
flowey - basil
omega basil is SOMETHING and a mix of stranger
toriel - sunnys mom
asgore - sunnys dad
they probably just saw basil in stranger no worries
napstablook is more like charlene / charlie, from how is she so quiet and silent
mettaton - the maverick cuz he's the star of the show
miss candice is muffet
hero & kel are papyrus and sans
yes
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