#save us pls

[silentgrim]

[lets-get-saucy]

Lillllyyyy 👏👏

[greengirllover]

oh wow

[girlwearied]

fuck zodiac signs do you also kinda feel excruciatingly unlovable in every way possible sometimes

[hinamie]

...........slips gege ¥2000

[faramirsonofgondor]

[rizzident-edgevil]

the duality of xavier is so crazy to me.

one minute he looks at you like this while wearing bunny ears and talking about winning you plushies.

the next he’s doing freaky deaky sensory deprivation role play with you in the one bed hotel room.

he is so talented!

[doodlegraveyard]

I submit to all Iida Tenya fans the new official Iida Tenya reaction image. RIP to his place at the top of the best hero polls, I don't care if it was botted. Have you considered that he deserves to win? [Image description: digital drawing of Iida Tenya as the 'Everyone Is So Mean 2 Me' meme, standing in his underwear facing away from the viewer with bodacious booty cheeks. End description.]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

[yun-luna]

Folly our Lord and saviour Praise her Love her Eat her We desire her We crave her We love the Folly We need the Folly All we need is the Folly

Bonus doodle bc I'm still coping ↓

[thomastanker02]

I was wondering if you could pray for a few people:

My dad, who has been hospitalized for having issues with his intestines.

My cousin’s step sibling, who has been hospitalized after being hit by a car.

My great aunt who has broken her arm.

My aunt’s mother, who has just lost her brother.

Cecil Pearson’s family (he was a preacher I followed on YouTube and he passed away a few days ago).

My grandfather, who’s having a myriad of health concerns.

Thank you for your prayers, God bless, Jesus loves you all very much 🙏✝️❤️

[ryllen]

When he saved me on Glorious Masquerade, I finally understand why people like him (so thoughtful huhu .. TT TT)

[greengirllover]

ITS A TRAP GET OUT

[baelatargaryen]

staff: *unrolls yet another unwanted, unneeded, pointless update to a feature that did not require it*

the people at xkit immediately: 

[omegalerc]

he’s talking about the chussy