#save me minecraft ost. save me

[boopboops22]

Hanging out at the park with friends on a breezy summer day could fix me

[frostios]

full minecraft ost, save me. save me full minecraft ost

[mydogass]

minecraft ost save me

[starfilled-galaxy]

my throat hurts

I reinstalled minecraft java for the first time in years

was NOT prepared for lena raine music... i forgot she's the new person working on the mc ost....

dude her music is too emotional save me

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

Two things I hate about modern mcyt is the narration like in 100 Days Videos. I totally understand if it's for accessibility reasons, but me personally I prefer dialog that happens literally in the moment. I'm a Show Don't Tell girlie

The other is the time lapses. I get that it saves time and allows for more to happen in a video, but I hate whenever for example someone starts building and then non-Minecraft songs interrupt the OST going on in the background and the footage of the actual building is sped up

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[nightmarist]

some video games i grew up with and love:

Rage Racer (PS1) - simple racing game, best OST

Azure Dreams (PS1) - pokemon dungeon crawler with dating and town building side quests. collect monsters, climb to the top of the tower to find out what happened to your father.

Alundra (PS1) - adventure fantasy rpg puzzle game. you Will need the guide book. beautiful art. interesting story. you enter people's dreams to save them from certain death while also trying to fight evil in the real world.

Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1) - silly action adventure fantasy, save the world from evil with two swords as legendary hero Musashi

SaGa Frontier (PS1) - Turn based JRPG, a bit clunky but fun. You choose one of 7 origin heroes, play their personal stories, and meet many other companions to defeat evil together. Only SaGa series game I've played.

Secrets of Evermore (SNES) - your dog runs into a laboratory, now you have to travel across time to get home and face monsters. The dog changes breeds and has special powers each level.

DISNEY. Lion King, Timon & Pumbsa, Toy Story (SNES) Aladdin, The Little Mermaid (SegaGEN) All disgustingly hard for Capitalism(tm) reasons but still very fun.

Heroes Chronicles series (PC) - fantasy strategy game series. Chess with monsters? Interesting but super simple story. One of my favorite games to zone out with.

Might and Magic VI: The Mandate of Heaven (PC) - Fantasy party dungeon crawling RPG, one of my favorites.

Myst (PC) - Puzzle game of the ages.

Syberia I & II (PC) - A good puzzle narrative game, well acclaimed.

Return to Mysterious Island (PC) - Another first person puzzle game. If u cant tell I really loved these. Good game, good anrrative, very short and not as difficult as previous.

Darkfall: The Journal (PC) - scared me as a kid. First person puzzle game with ghosts. Think of a gentler Myst or Riven.

Micro Machines (SegaGen) - Silly racing games. Multiplayer

California Games (SegaGen) - More silly sports games

Ballz (SegaGen) - A super silly fighting game. Everyone is made of little balls. Think of. Round minecraft.

Detective Barbie (PC) - Solving various easy mysteries

Barbie: Race & Ride (PS1) - Barbie & horses <3

Barbie: Super Sports (PS1) - Barbie skating, snowboarding, etc <3

Digimon World 3 (PS1) - Turn based adventure fantasy, love the card minigame

Digimon Rumble Arena (PS1) - Simple fighting game

Star Ocean: Till the End of Time (PS2) - Scifi/fantasy JRPG, interesting fighting system and lore. I otherwise have never played the other Star Ocean games.

Red Ninja (PS2) - Fun stealth game. Pro And Con: Main Character big titty ninja girl you can easily panty shot.

Yu-Gi-Oh: Duelist of the Roses (PS2) - I wish this version of YuGiOh existed IRL, I fucking love this system. I want to print out all the cards and a mat to play.

The Last Remnant (XBox 360) - A square JRPG. I'll be honest there are so many better games both play and lore, but the unique battle system stole my heart.

Additional games I love but I think are more well known:

Zoo Tycoon

Age of Empires / Age of Mythology

Kirby 64

Sonic, Sonic 2

Starcraft

Warcraft 3 (favorite warcraft game, 10/10 recommend)

Diablo 2

Jak & Daxter (Jak II, Jak III)

Spyro Trilogy

Kingdom Hearts (the first one mostly)

Mortal Kombat 3

Mortal Kombat: Armageddon

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Castlevania: Lament of Innocence

Dragon Age series

I have every Final Fantasy up to XIII, but my favorites are V, VIII, IX, and X-2 in that order.

I also have every Silent Hill up to Downpour. My favorites are 1, 2, and 4.

Lore: I played Silent Hill when I was 6 or 7 years old and liked it even though I was bad at it. I played Tomb Raider when I was the same age and was too scared of the bear to ever get past the first 10 minutes.

[ghostighostly]

Minecraft ost save me... save me minecraft ost..

[driving-hazard]

Minecraft ost save me

[pennysno1fan]

I've been given unlimited power >:3

(this will be exclusively Penny)

☆ She's transfem and nonbinary (uses she/they/vee pronouns), she's also ace lesbian and demiromantic

☆ she has autism and is sensitive to loud noises

☆ she has periods where she gets really depressed and can't get out of bed (she'll be in it for days on end) and eventually one of her friends will find out (whether that be Nemona and Arven or Team Star) and will call up the rest of them and they all come into her dorm to help her out and keep her company

☆ for the longest time I was convinced she had naturally blue hair, that still stands despite it being practically confirmed that she's related to peony. I actually hc her as being related to Melli (and ykw it's not totally impossible since Melli is from like thousands of years ago, he could easily be a part of the peony tree).

☆ She has a major crush on Nemona (she tries to hide it but it's clear as day)

☆ All of her veevees have nicknames (the only one I've actually figured out a name for was Sylvia the Sylveon).

☆ (this part may or may not be canon but I'm putting it in anyways) she doesn't battle with her veevees that often and would rather just have them as pets. When she was preparing for the final battle at the end of operation Starfall, she last minute trained her team by throwing a TM at each of them. The only moves relating to their types came from their evolutions and she never bothered to teach them anything else. (I think you can tell I got this one from replicating her team)

☆ she loves cuddles (platonic or romantic) but she'd never ever admit that. She's absolutely touch starved and basically the moment a friend or crush starts cuddling her, she'll never let go.

☆ she wears the same oversized hoodies and leggings a lot, but occasionally she'll get a wave of motivation and actually make herself look decent and dress aesthetically (she goes between soft and alt aesthetics).

☆ she's played and watched all of the "weird kid" games (Minecraft, undertale, fnaf, etc). She's also been a gacha kid and has made animation memes. Also, she was once one of THOSE mha fans. She shockingly dodged DSMP like a bullet. Also she plays Animal Crossing and has a really nice island that she still takes the time to take care of.

☆ she owns so. Many. Plushies. If you gift her a plushie you're literally her absolute favorite person automatically (it's kinda the same thing if you give her snacks, instant ramen, or energy drinks)

☆ she's an age regressor and also a caregiver (a flip) (I have a whole bunch of hcs going more into detail about that here if you're curious).

☆ She drinks a fuck load of caffeine (coffee, pop, and energy drinks specifically) to stay awake after pulling all-nighters, but like she doesn't get hyper off of them.

☆ she listens to pretty much any kind of music. She likes Melanie Martinez, video game osts, rock/metal/alt music, "fandom" songs (like Join Us for a Bite, Senpai Notice Me, etc.).

I think that's all I can say off the top of my head. I have a few about other characters but I'm saving you and also I can't think of them rn due to using all of my brain power on the Penny ones FJSJAK

okay pokemon scarvio fans drop the headcanons i want to hear what the people think of the characters. could be about any.

[thewertsearch]

Generally I gravitate towards retro and indie games. As far as genre is concerned, my taste is kind of eclectic - I like platformers, turn-based and action RPGs, party games, resource management games, idle games, puzzle games, exploration games and probably a bunch more I’m missing. I’ll basically never play a high-end triple-A game, though, because I’m broke more into simpler graphical styles. 

I’ll give you a list of what comes to mind, in descending order of popularity. Some of these are games that 90% of you will have already played, but if you’re part of the lucky 10% and have been holding out on playing them, I highly encourage you to give ‘em a chance!

Pokémon: Combining the logistical challenge of RPG party comp with the sheer fun factor of excellent creature design shouldn’t work so well, but it does. Also, the battle system is surprisingly deep, if you dig into the competitive scene. If you’re going to play just one, play Black and White. 

Minecraft: Not overhyped, just overexposed. Forget about mods, servers and MCYT, and just boot up a new single-player save on a quiet day. Trust me on this. 

Celeste: This one gets a lot of love for its OST - and fucking rightly so - but you know what doesn’t get enough hype? The ambience. Celeste’s scenery, background noise and art direction are just so evocative. Oh, and it’s also a fun, challenging platformer with, and I don’t say this lightly, perfectly tuned controls. 

Factorio: Played Minecraft? Loved Redstone automation, and wish there was a game that was just that, but streamlined? Boom.

Netburner  Edit: Bitburner, (I keep doing that for some reason): It’s an idle game that you automate by writing code. There are some minor issues with optimization, but it makes the list for the sheer novelty of the concept.

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (July 17/2021) - George Lore Tour

With so much having changed around the server, George gets a tour from Quackity to find out what’s been going on.

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VOD LINKS:

Foolish

GeorgeNotFound

Michaelmcchill

Captain Puffy

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- George wakes up in a white bed just outside the Holy Land walls. It’s raining and his inventory is completely empty

- He whacks a spider with a stick and puts on the Able Sisters theme. He notices that they made a wall around the church and gets some random items from the chests lying around

- George goes looking for food and looks around the Community House chests. He checks his Ender Chest and grabs his Netherite tools (he doesn’t have the armor) and a stack of bread

- George gets emotional because of the Minecraft OST

- He goes over to the old mine that he made and removes the covering on the exit. Quackity logs on

- Quackity joins the VC. He woke up in a cold sweat having sensed George’s presence on the SMP!

- George runs over and meets Quackity at Spawn. Quackity gives George a rose bush and George places it down. Quackity boxes the rose up with quartz, saying they must protect it

- Quackity puts a sign with a penis on it and suggests they go to Las Nevadas. George wants to know more about what’s changed on the server, like the wall around the Holy Land, and Quackity tells him Targay is gone

- Quackity tries to preserve George in quartz. George and Quackity go to the cat cafe and remember George’s lore bed is there. George sleeps in the lore bed and Quackity starts putting quartz around it to preserve it

- They sleep together in the lore bed

- Then the two go to Michael’s charity donor building, then walk down the path to Michael’s house, where Quackity reads Foolish’s poem for Michael

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Fire dances like  a snake on its last scale. Only the fool fights cobras in the midst of the tango. Instead...  you should salsa

BATMAN IS WATCHING YOU.  ALFRED SAID YOU SMELL LIKE BITCH

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- Michael logs on

- George makes a donation sign and Quackity starts building a huge museum to preserve the donor to preserve him

George: “What is it with you and ‘preserving’ recently?”

Quackity: “It’s all about keeping history, George, alright? One day some guy could come in here and like, fuckin’...”

- George interrupts, noticing a single floating leaf block in the sky

- Quackity asks George if he was there when they made the secret confessions block. George wasn’t there for it and doesn’t remember, so Quackity starts telling him about it, how they went all the way up to a single block in the sky just like that one and put signs on it with secrets

- He suggests they go to it and puts up a giant picture of bald George

- George announces his presence and Quackity puts up more pictures of bald George, commemorating his memory after he passed away. Quackity makes a grave for George and tells George to get in the ground

- George lies down in his grave and looks up at Quackity. Quackity puts on his chestplate and helmet and brandishes a sword

Quackity: “George...I never thought I’d do this to you, but...after all those things I did to you?”

George: “What--”

Quackity: “I had no other choice.”

George: “What are you doing?”

Quackity: “The way you betrayed my trust and defied me, it could only lead to that...”

George: “Quackity no -- can you hear me? Quackity! I’m -- I’m alive! Quackity, I’m alive!”

Quackity: “George...You spent most of your life dreaming, and that’s how you’re gonna end up...dreaming, old pal.”

George: “Quackity! Quackity, no! You have to save me! Quackity, you have to save me! Quackity! Listen to me!”

Quackity: “I’m sorry...I’m sorry things had to end this way. But after Sapnap, Karl and you tried to bomb Las Nevadas, all I could do was protect myself.”

George: “Quackity, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Quackity!”

Quackity: “And it’s like I still hear your voice--”

George: “Quackity! Quackity! QUACKITY!”

Quackity: “I still hear your voice somewhere. Somewhere out there.”

George: “Quackity, please--”

Quackity: “If you were around--”

George: “Quackity just--”

Quackity: “What -- what would I say? George?”

- Quackity buries George in his grave

- Then he starts pissing on it

- George digs himself out of the grave and Quackity starts screaming. George chases after him demanding he explain himself. Quackity frantically says he was just watering George’s grave because he wanted flowers to grow

- In order to make it up to him, George wants to see the secret block. Quackity leads him over, talking with a voice filter

- They get to the top and finally start reading the secrets:

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BadBoyHalo was here  <3 u Skeppy

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i asked dream to be my vice president but it didnt happen

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- George is offended that he wasn’t Quackity’s first option

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You Matter

- Eret ♥

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I love Velvet <3 also callahan is bbh on an alt

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- This last secret is too much knowledge. George knows too much, so Quackity pushes him off of the platform and he falls all the way down to his death

- George wakes up in the lore bed. What a strange dream

- Quackity tries to convince George that Callahan is actually Bad on an alt

- Michael does a subathon and works on projects on the server

GeorgeNotFound joined the game.

Foolish: fuck gogy

George: !!?!?!?!?!

GeorgeNotFound left the game.

Michael: based

- Foolish goes around deciding on things to destroy. He explodes Sapnap’s old parkour tower and takes down the remains of Purpled’s UFO. He gets rid of the McDonalds, explodes Karl’s filming studio, and gets rid of ENIS

- Puffy does a stream in a red suit and goes on her business arc again, auctioning off various things around the server

- Later on, Bad and Skeppy join VC and the three of them chat for a while, with Bad and Puffy messing with the beet farm

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Upcoming Events:

- Egg Finale Stream

- Tales From the SMP: “Space Race”

- Ponk’s prequel stream

- Ponk’s current-day lore with Sam

- Puffy’s Lore Cast

- Sapnap’s lore

- Dream’s lore video

- Wilbur’s 12 planned streams

- Captain Puffy’s lore stream that could have happened today

- Quackity’s casino opening

[smithysaur]

Music Tag Meme

Rules: Put a playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag some people to do it too!

Thanks for tagging me @victoryoverthepun :)

Run Boy Run - Woodkid

The Other Side Of Paradise - Glass Animals

Chrysopoeia - Lena Raine (yes it's the minecraft ost)

How You Like That - BLACKPINK (don't judge me I don't listen to much kpop)

Dark Side - Blind Channel

The Future - Mystery Skulls

Save Rock and Roll - Fall Out Boy ft Elton John

Pork Soda - Glass Animals

Achilles Come Down - Gang of Youths

Confusion - Maretu

I'm only gonna tag @bepuzzlement but anyone who sees this can do it idc :)

[thefoolsprocession]

Hey! ^_^

Opening Credits: A World Without You - EvermoreWaking Up: Half Caff - Go! ChildFirst Day At School: Megalovania (String arrangement) - String Player GamerFalling In Love: Keep On Wanting - The FrayFight Song: Closed Off (It’s a Whirlwind Out There) - Albion PlaceBreaking Up: This Velvet Glove - Red Hot Chili PeppersLife’s OK: Need You Now (Acoustic Piano Version) - Lady AntebellumGetting Back Together: Unnecessary Tension - Undertale OSTWedding: Ki - C418 (Minecraft Volume Beta)Birth of Child: Sour Inside - Stephen DayFinal Battle: Save Myself - Ed SheeranDeath Scene: Dead Voxel - C418 (Minecraft Volume Beta) Funeral Song: If You Ever Come Back - The ScriptEnd Credits: Oh My... - Undertale OST

Send me Hey and I’ll shuffle my library to give you the soundtrack of your life

[speci-society]

23 and 29 for the music asks?

23: a song you think everyone should hear

OOH hay can i give like Three answers? Ive got 3 answers for 3 reasons

1. Transdermal Celebration - Ween

I've got a few Ween songs I'd recommend to people with the main purpose of showing a good sample of Ween outside of just Ocean Man or their genea reputation for making weird garbage music (which dont get me wrong, I like the weird garbage music, i'm a fan of The HIV Song, it's just that its not everyones taste). This is probably the best one out of those good samples tho, just because it's a good showcase of some Ween staples- weird but interesting lyrics that may or may not be about LSD, and REALLY good instrumentals that not only itch a specific part of your brain that responds to Good Music, but tenderly gives it a full massage and an arousing slap on the ass before tucking it into bed while making out with it. Listen and you'll get what i mean

2. Tardigrade Song - Cosmo Sheldrake

This one's pretty simple, i've loved cosmo sheldrake since middle school and especially this song, and i just think more people should know about his music! Also itches that part of my brain that responds to Good Music but this song (and by extension every other Cosmo Sheldrake song) instead takes it on a journey to a fairy circle in a swamp to visit The Bug King and his valued allies in The Flock Of The Marsh and then you're knocked out and dropped in a forest behind your house, even if you don't have Trees behind your house?

3. Arabesque - Coldplay

Also pretty simple, good coldplay song that I don't think got a whole lot of attention. I don't have a brain analogy for this one it's just good

29: a song that you remember from childhood

Ok Ig im doing 3 for this one too?????

1. Don't Panic - Coldplay

I basically was born to this album lmfao? Like Parachutes was on on various cds in the house for basically as long as I can remember. I listened to it pretty much every night up until i was about 6 and it rotated between this cd of african lullabies that my grandma found, and it basically stayed in a rotation of various other albums up until late 2020 when my schedule was shifted enough to where playing cds out loud to sleep to didnt really make sense in my house. As in. I was staying up too late lmfao. But anyway Dont Panic is the first song on that album, and it was definitely the album that I listened to the most as a young child, so its the first one thay comes to mind for childhood songs

2. How Does The Sun Shine? - They Might Be Giants

YAYYYY I GET TO TALK ABT TMBG NOW truthfully i didn't get super into tmbg untim a couple years ago BUT. my grandma bought me that science album when i was 6 and it was absolutely a favorite. Like probably my favorite album that wasn't coldplay when i was little. And this was my favorite track from there! Meet the elements was a close second

3. This Sound - EnV

A bit of a weird one, also from a bit later on in young childhood (about 9 or 10) but this was when I first got spotify and i GUESS just started dicking around looking at soundtracks to video games id mever heard of?? Or probably it saw that the only albums i saved were Every Coldplay Album, minecraft soundtrack(s) and terraria soundtrack(s) amd suggested a bunch of indie game osts including the original Binding of Isaac (NOT rebirth but the og), Crypt of the Necrodancer, Super Meat Boy, and Electronic Super Joy here. I also partially credit me finding a bunch of osts for various well known indie vames for me now vastly preferring indie games to basically any triple a games or series. Like I see artists make lineups of indie game characters and i can point out the names of about half of them and at the very least, what game they represent for a good 50-75% of them. No clue if i can do the same for like triple a series' ohtside of ones everhoen knows (mario link master chief etc) i just have my roots in very specifically indie games and their music lmfao

4. Kisses In The Wind - Rosie Ledet

This is one of my grandma's favorite songs! She played it a bunch while she was cooking when i was little! Good song, all there is to it

[dany36]

SIGH so i’m done playing breath of the wild. i beat it about two weeks ago but i just now completed all shrines and sidequests. i thought about hating myself even more by trying to collect all 900 korok seeds but it’s not worth it just to have that 100% in the map screen (plus korok seeds stopped being useful a long time ago). i have 100%d all zelda games i own (except OoX) but i just can’t be bothered for this one.

having replayed all zelda games at least twice, i can’t say i will be doing the same for botw. here are my [long] thoughts about it (spoiler-free):

i can’t say i loved it. i think i was just playing just for the sake of playing it because....duh, it’s a zelda game (plus i sort of spent a crapload of money on the game+console). as a long-time zelda fan, it just...didn’t feel like a zelda game to me. i’m not opposed to change, in fact i was extremely excited to finally play this game, but the overall product just didn’t satisfy me at all. it just felt like a very dull and unfulfilling experience.  

- the overworld. i kept saying it over and over in my head while playing this game: it’s just too damn fucking huge for its own good. and it’s boring as hell to traverse. there aren’t really that many interesting things to do other than look for shrines. oh cool you can climb that mountain way over there? for what? oh haha a korok seed. most of the time, nothing. good job. it just felt tiring and bothersome to explore huge empty spaces of nothing. horses aren’t very useful since most of the time i was warping to try to not bore myself from wandering around empty spaces. i replayed the original loz at least like 5 or 6 times and i absolutely adored exploring every corner of the overworld. botw’s? yawn snore zzzz.

- weapon durability. i mentioned it in an earlier post but i hope this is something that never comes back to a zelda game. it’s especially shitty when you beat a shrine and your reward is a weapon. oh, a weapon that will break after 20 hits or less. so your reward disappears instead of it being something useful that you can actually keep for the rest of the game. this might just be a personal preference but i just hated the weapon system, especially when you find out that the master sword and the hylian shield can actually also break instead of being able to use them infinite number of times (and don’t tell me “oh it’s because otherwise you would never have used any other weapon!” bc idgaf, frost weapons and spears are cool and i would have used them either way)

- the story. oh my god. i know this is supposed to be a throwback to the original zelda, where you can go straight and kill ganon, but my goodness....it’s 2017. how is it that we got such a barebones story?? when i finally got to zora’s domain i was excited. i was finally getting to the story. boy i was wrong. the game gave me zero reason to care about saving the world and its inhabitants (except the gorons, which i think were the greatest in this game). i fucking hate that the story is mostly told through memories. the worst part is, the story told through the memories is more exciting than the one you play through the game. i hate that we are told from the start “you have to save hyrule and the princess because um....you’re a hero, you just don’t remember haha! so GO!!!!” instead of showing me actual, emotional reasons to want to save these people. through the memories we just become spectators, instead of the story actually making us bond and feel something for the people we are saving (except, again, yunobo, who i will save 1000 times if i have to). not even princess zelda’s incredible character growth (which, once again, HAPPENS IN THE MEMORIES and NOT in the present) can save the story from being lackluster. i would talk more about this but then it’d take up the whole post.

- the music. i’ve also complained about it before, but it’s a fucking joke, especially since it’s a zelda game, which are mostly known from having really good soundtracks. for me, there are zero memorable soundtracks. i think i only liked two, the one where you are near a Tower and when you are near a shrine. even minecraft, a freaking indie game, had better ambient music than botw. exploring the overworld becomes 3600% more BORING because as you’re walking, all you hear is link’s footsteps and clanky armor. so the overworld becomes twice as empty because 90% of the time, there is no music. except the five random ass piano keys you hear from time to time. it’s just bad and it makes me sad. people seemed to have hated SS’s OST, but at least it gave us Fi’s Theme and the magnificence that is the Lanayru Sand Sea theme. now THAT’S music that truly takes you into the game and gives it the proper ambiance that the overworld tries to portray. botw? a sad, sad attempt. i’m honestly wondering what they will play during botw’s section at the symphony of the goddess’s tour.

- the sidequests. 90% of the sidequests are boring fetch quests and “kill this type of enemy plz”. it’s just boring and tedious and the rewards are a joke (mostly, rupees, materials which you can easily find ANYWHERE, or food). it’s time for zelda to step up in the sidequests department and give me good, engaging, emotional-investing sidequests that tell me more about a certain character, or which tell me more about the world, or overall just make me CARE about its inhabitans that i’m trying to save. MM is the king of sidequests and botw once again pales in comparison.

- the dungeons. the first one (Vah Ruta) was cool. then it got boring and repetitive, really fast. all the dungeons look identical. the dungeons are for the most part short. there are no enemies inside the dungeons except these flying skeletons that die with one hit. oh yeah and maybe a robot here and there. so there’s some enemies but nothing tough. the premise revolves around manipulating the dungeon by rotating it to discover new areas. so it’s like playing four Stone Towers from MM. Except i guess the Gerudo dungeon, which added an element of electricity (that was cool). but other than that, all of the dungeons are pretty much the same and after you’ve played one, you’ve pretty much played them all, which is sad because it takes away the element of surprise and “oh man i wonder what the theme of the next dungeon will be?”

- the enemies. the lack of variety is a joke. there’s like 4 or 5 types of bokoblins, which just differ in their color and strength. oh and that’s the same for octoroks, moblins, lizalfos, chuchus, lynels, and wizzrobes (which are a fucking joke in this game. remember when wizzrobes were actually tough in the original game?). oh crap, i’ve actually mentioned 90% of the enemies you will face in the game... i think in total there might be 10 or 11, which is PATHETIC when you consider how fucking huge the overworld is. sad sad sad.

- stamina is stupid and so is climbing. stamina was tolerable in SS because of those silent realms you had to beat: you had to be careful of running and climbing and wearing out your stamina because of those crazy-ass guardians. so it made sense because it adds a challenge to the silent realms. in botw, for a game that focuses so much on exploring and climbing, stamina becomes a hindrance that actually makes it annoying to explore the world. you better not run out of stamina while trying to climb that mountain over there lest you run out and have to start all over!!! joy.

- the graphics. can nintendo please try something else with zelda graphics now. don’t get me wrong, i loved TWW and SS, but....these cel-shading graphics (or whatever they’re called) are getting tiresome. i didn’t like how most of the time the game looks bloom-y and blurry af (it’s especially bad when it’s raining or snowing). people complained about TP’s bloom effects but i feel like botw’s light effect (or whatever the hell that causes it to look like someone just put 200% of brightness on an image using photoshop) really takes away from trying to enjoy the scenery and view that the game tries to offer. for the next game can we try something like hyrule warriors or tp or hell even mm 3d? thx.

- the rain. it. rains. so. fucking. much.

haha oh man i never realized how many things i didn’t like about this game. i think i’ll stop here and talk about the things i did like:

- the shrines. although i didn’t like how all of them had the exact same design, the puzzles in them were cool and very zelda-ish.

- the warping system. thank god there are so many warp points to traverse the overworld because otherwise i would have never finished this game.

- the clothes system. i really liked all of the costume options the game gives you, and the fact that you can change the color of the clothes. it takes me back to the OoT days except with more variety. very nice.

- the runes. i loved not having to worry about running out of bombs and the ice rune was very cool and useful: it’s like having infinite ice arrows from MM to make platforms on the water! also the puzzles that involved stopping time with the statis rune were awesome. oh and grabbing treasure from underwater with magnesis never gets old.

- yunobo. yunobo is pure and great and needs to be protected at all costs.

- lynels. for once, a deadly enemy you actually have to be careful with and prepare yourself with good strategy to beat. i remember when i saw my first lynel i was so scared to approach it. they gave lynels such a great treatment and it’s the same one that wizzrobes should have gotten.

- the variety of the weapons.

- revali’s gale. saved me from having to climb so many mountains with its gust that elevates you so high. also after 3 it re-generates in 5 minutes. a blessing.

- the towns. i loved how lively they look. it’s like clock town from mm and it’s great.

- princess zelda. great character development and she has become my second favorite zelda (behind ST Zelda which will always be the best [while oot zelda continues to be the worst])

summary: while i enjoyed some aspects of the game, overall it just was very tiresome and unfulfilling. for a game that boasted about being open world, the world itself was just so barren of interesting things to do and explore. exploring the world of Xenoblade Chronicles, a fucking Wii game, was way more exciting because the environment, story, and music had more to offer. if there’s one thing i can thank botw for, is that it re-awoke my love for zelda games such as TWW, TP, and SS, which i will probably re-play next. i’m all for evolving the zelda series, and i thank botw for trying, but i honestly hope this game will not be the new zelda formula to follow. PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hitamory-dead-blog]

Mob Psycho 100 Episodes 4-8 as narrated by an 11-year old

So I wish I'd had this idea when I first introduced my lil sis to MP100 because her reactions to anime she loves are fuckin hilarious and she's jumped on the MP100 bandwagon as hard as I have lmao she customized a Littlest Pet Shop toy for me to look like Mob and she's gonna try making Reigen because she knows he's like one of my favourites (she's too pure omg). So we watched episodes 4-7 last night and episode 8 just a little while ago but here're her reactions to what happened in episodes 4-8. My dialogue is marked with an H and hers is indicated with a B.

Episode 4: *Mezato interviewing Ritsu* B: "Are they in Starbucks?" H: "No, they're in MobDonalds" B: "Does Mob know McDonalds is named after him?" H: "I..." *Onigawara appears* B: "He looks like Elvis Presley!" H: "Why?" B: "He has Elvis hair." *Onigawara punching his bald friend* B: "KICK HIS BUTT ELVIS!" H: *laughing* "His name's Onigawara" B: "That sounds like onion. I can't say his name and I can't say onion because it makes me think of Shrek." H: "Yeah, please don't say onion." *the body improvement club comes to save Mob* B: "Mob has good friends." H: "Which friends?" B: "The muscle club guys." H: "Yeah, they're good friends, aren't they?" B: "I wish I had strong muscle-y friends like that to beat up kids who are mean to me at school." H: "Well you have me, text me if you need me." B: "But you're a twig. And you're like a zombie. And the grade threes are taller than you." H: "..." B: "And you're a weeb." H: "I will leave you in the woods for the wolves, I swear to fuck." *teru appears* B: "The blonde guy's cool." H: "What makes you say that?" B: 'He has a cool name. And he's gay." H: "How do you know if he's gay? He was dating a girl before Edano called him." B: "What's that one thing your friend is?" H: "Bisexual?" B: "Yeah. He's that." (omfg she's too great) Episode 5: B: *aggressive headbanging to the intro* *Teru talking shit and knocking Mob around* B: "Why's he being so mean?!" H: "That's just how he is." B: "Maybe he had a sad life so he's taking it out on Mob." H: "Dude you're giving me sad headcanons. Stop." *Teru makes Dimple vanish* B: "HE BETTER NOT HAVE KILLED DIMPLE." H: "..." B: "HE COMES BACK RIGHT?!" H: "I dunno..." *laughing* B: *SCREAMING* H: *hissing whisper* "SHUT UP MOM ISN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE STILL UP." *Mob getting beat up* B: "STOP HURTING MOB HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!" *Teru screeching* B: "That's me every day." *Teru's hair buzzed off* B: "He looks like an old man!" *Teru turns his tie into a sword* B: "Now he's a very angry old man." H: *laughing* "Yeah, he is." B: "Kinda like you." H: "You sure like insulting me, don't you?" B: "It's 'cuz you won't tell me if Dimple comes back." H: "Fair enough." *??? appears* B: "Oh no." H: "What?" B: "Is Teru gonna die?" H: "What do you think?" B: "He better not. He's gonna be friends with Mob. Or date him." H: *laughing* "Chill." B: "But you draw them gay." H: "How the fuck-" (she doesn't see me draw so she must've found my DA or something, she won’t tell me) B: *evil laugh* *Teru's clothes get ripped off* B: "He's very very naked." H: "Yup." B: "He deserves it for being so mean to Mob." *100% Sadness* B: "Don't cry, you're a good person." H: "Aw..." B: "He's nicer than you." H: "I mean probably but can you fucking not." *The body improvement club picks Mob up* B: "Yeah, go do squats with your friends. They won't beat you up like Teru did." H: "Well at least Teru feels sorry about it." B: "Yeah. I want to see Teru and Mob be friends." Episode 6: *Reigen reassures Mob* B: "Reigen's so nice to Mob." H: "Yup." B: "He's like Mob's dad." *Shinji appears* B: "He needs to sleep more. He has rings under his eyes." H: "Yeah." B: "He looks like a zombie." H: "Mm-hm." B: "Sorta like you." H: "Do you wanna fuckin die" *Ritsu goes to the Awakening lab* B: "The afro man's gonna kill him." H: "No??" B: "Stranger Danger. Ritsu needs to learn Stranger Danger." H: "Well...you're not wrong I guess?" *Ritsu meets the Awakening Lab kids and has his interior monologue* B: "I like Ritsu. He's salty like me." H: "Well I guess so." *The Shiratori brothers appear* B: "Is that Steve from Minecraft?" H: "Yes." *Shinji's arrival at home* B: "Shinji has a mean family. I feel bad for him." H: "Yeah. Kinda like me." *glance at sister* B: "I'll stop if you tell me if Dimple comes back." H: *heavy sigh* *Shinji and Ritsu frame Onigawara* B: "I don't feel bad for Shinji anymore." H: "Why's that?" B: "He made Ritsu be bad." H: "Yeah..." B: "And (Onigawara) was trying to be a good person." H: "Mm-hm." B: "(Onigawara) needs a hug." *Dimple appears* B: *gasp* *glances rapidly between me and the screen* *bounces up and down on the couch, kicking feet* B: "DIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!" H: "You happy now?" B: "He's my favourite character!" H: "Figured as much." B: "Can you please draw him for me?" H: "Sure." B: *excited squeak* Episode 7: *shows the different shadow leaders* *gozu appears* B: "I want hair like that." H: "I can make it happen." B: "If you do I'll put orange juice in your fishtank." H: "...your hair's safe." *Ritsu sitting alone in his room with his aura visible* B: "Whoa, his powers look so cool!" H: "Yeah, they're really pretty." B: "So if I get really stressed will I get powers like Ritsu?" H: "I've been stressed for months and nothing's happened so I don't think so." *laugh* B: "Maybe you just suck." H: "Maybe I should beat your ass." *Teru's hair: 150%* B: "HE'S A TREE!!!" At this point, I went upstairs to get a glass of water and to let the dog out, so I left her to watch on her own. I came back around the time that Shinji kept getting beat up. H: *enter room with dog and water* "What happened so far?" B: "Shinji's getting his ass beat." H: "Don't cuss." B: "But it's true." H: "Yeah..." B: "He deserves it." *Ritsu being a shit* B: "Is Dimple possessing him all the time?" H: "No, he's stressed so he's doing bad things." B: "Mob's gonna be sad." *Mob sees Ritsu in the alley* B: *glance excitedly between me and the screen* B: "NEXT EPISODE!!!!" H: *receives text from mother upstairs saying to go to sleep and that 'the kid' had better be in bed as well* H: "You gotta go to bed now." B: *takes my phone* *calls mom* B: *enter lengthy, heated debate over phone between mom and sis about whether or not she can watch the next episode* B: *loses argument, hangs up* H: "So?" B: "We're watching the next one after school tomorrow.”

Episode 8 (next day):

*Teru meets Mob and Tome on the bench* B: "Does Tome like Teru?" H: "No, why do you ask?" B: "I dunno." *Teru takes Mob to the alley* B: "Teru still looks like a tree." H: *laugh* "Yup." *Ritsu yelling at Mob to fight him* B: "Ritsu's being a jerk and needs to stop." H: "I agree." B: "He needs a Snickers.* H: *laugh* *Mob bowing to apologize to the delinquents for Ritsu* B: "Mob has a booty." H: "S T O P." B: "I'm kidding." H: "Thank the Lord." *Koyama on the rooftop talking to Sakurai* B: "I want his pants." H: "...why?" B: "They're really shiny." H: "Aight." *Ritsu gets attacked by Koyama* B: "IS RITSU DEAD?!" H: "No." *laugh* B: "I'd be dead." H: "Yeah, you definitely would." *sees half of Koyama's face (when he threatens the delinquents)* B: "Ew." *Koyama makes the delinquents grovel* B: "I wouldn't bow to him." H: "Really?" B: "Yeah, I'd rather die." H: "Holy shit calm down you’re only eleven." *Mob first attacks Koyama and slams him into the ground* B: "GET REKT SCRUB!!" *First half of the fight (before Mob goes 100%)* B: "The animation's really good, wow!" H: "Holy shit, I know right?" B: "Yeah, Mob's powers are really cool!" *Mob getting beat up* B: "STOP BEATING HIM UP!!" H: "..." B: "RITSU SAVE HIM!!" B: *cringing and hugging stomach whenever Mob gets hit* B: *various "ouch!" and "ooh!" exclamations whenever Mob's hit* *Mob hits 100% animosity* B: "Well his hair looks better now." H: *laugh* "Yeah." B: "He doesn't have a bowl cut anymore." H: "Oh, the bowl cut's still there, kiddo." B: "Oh, ok." *Mob 100% vs Koyama* B: "This is the coolest and most intense fight I've ever seen!" H: "Yeah, it won for best fight of 2016 on Crunchyroll." B: "It deserved to win!" *Dimple appears before going to find Teru* B: "DIMPLE!!!" H: *laugh* B: *SCREECH* *the delinquents cheering Mob on* B: "Those kids looks like adults." H: "Wow, you're right." B: "Are you sure they're middle schoolers?" H: "Yup." *Koyama knocks out Mob* B: "IS MOB DEAD?!" H: "HE'S NOT FUCKIN DEAD WHY IS THAT YOUR FIRST CONCLUSION EVERY TIME A CHARACTER GETS HURT?!" B: "WELL ANIME CHARACTERS DIE ALL THE TIME!" H: "You really shouldn't use Danganronpa and Attack on Titan as reference." *Reigen's aroma runaway express* B: "Reigen is me." H: "Nah, you're more like Ritsu." B: "But he's mean. H: "Not all the time. And you're mean sometimes as well." B: "I'll put juice in your fishtank." H: "Case in point." *Mob wakes up and Teru leans over him* B: "What if Teru's wig fell on Mob?" H: *hard laughter* B: "It would be like a haystack fell on his face." H: *LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY* B: "Shoof." H: *wHEEZE*

So all of this is unaltered from our original conversations and now she changed her phone, ipad and laptop backgrounds to Mob Psycho 100 wallpapers XD DISCLAIMER: We aren't violent towards each other, we just banter and shit lmao it's all in good fun. Also, these are her two favourite songs from the OST (Song 1 | Song 2)