#haters on anon

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

I FUCKING HATE BEASTLIFE

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[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

Sorry not sorry but I hate the "I felt bad vibes from them the whole time!" crowd that pops up whenever a cc is outed as having done something bad. Maybe you did, maybe you didn't I have no real way of knowing. But quite frankly it just comes off as bragging and insulting the people who used to like said cc. Just like "Oh, unlike you idiots I always knew they were a horrible person and was smart enough to not enjoy their content. I'm so much better and more intelligent than the people who liked them." Can you shut up? You are not adding anything to the conversation. Please just shut up.

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[something-about-sunflowers]

Oh shit, worm? Like. Rip to people who don’t want to make an account for whatever reason but this is fucking great. Izzy Hater Anon eat your heart out.

[lesamis]

If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!

ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!

i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.

however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.

the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!

for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.

and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -

the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.

so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.

on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.

so that's why it's funny.

[zoe-oneesama]

Zoe I see a lot of people criticizing you about Lila having a redemption arc and Chloe not, I would love to see what you have to say to those Chloe stans who complain a lot about This

You mean in the Scarlet Lady AU? I mean, they're free to be mad about it I guess.

I've explained it multiple times - I didn't redeem Lila because I like her or something, I redeemed her because in Scarlet Lady, keeping her like her canon self would've made her superfluous. Redundant. Pointless.

I have Chloe to fuck things up in Marinette and Adrien's civilian life (AND superhero life!), what do I need an evil Lila for? Honestly if her intro episode wasn't explicitly tied to the introduction of Fu to [main character] and the Grimoire, I wouldn't have included Lila at all except that I thought it might be kinda fun. And guess what, it WAS! BWAHAHAHA!

I mean, I kinda wrote Friendly Good Lila the way I would've written Friendly Good Chloe, so, just squint a little and pretend Chloe Stans.

Btw, some of y'all might hate me for saying this, but if I DIDN'T "redeem" Lila, I actually probably would've had enough threads for a sequel AU, since I'd have Lila to replace Chloe and Mayura to replace Hawkmoth, lol

[jewelleria]

anyway. this is all the same person. @staff i’m so fucking tired

[fjordline]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

I think I speak for many others in expressing this thought but you're the worst blogger in the fate fandom. You've done nothing but sexualize characters and other people on here act like that's a good thing. When tumblr terminates you, it will be a joyous occasion

[nordickies]

What are these stupid ideas Denmark proposes? And why don't the rest of the Nordics approve them?

Usually it's something plain silly and lighthearted - this guy is ready to jump into anything people ask him to do, basically. For example, posing for a charity calendar to raise money for an important cause! At least, that's a scenario where I could see Den wearing something like this

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

I can’t be the only one who finds the life series merch weird right? Store opens just in time for Christmas, a loud of kids/teens watch the life series, therefore parents might buy some stickers or a hoodie for their kids. Like smart for Grian to post merch around this time but it’s also a slimy bastard move in my eyes. I just wish I could go into the life series without merch.

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[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

GOD I AM FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING JACKMANIFOLD'S DSMP STREAM IS THE TRUE CANON ENDING OF THE DSMP CAUSE IT FUCKING ISN'T.

IF YOU THINK IT IS, IT JUST PROVES YOU ONLY FUCKING CARED ABOUT TOMMYINNIT AND NEVER WATCHED ANY OTHER POVS. CAUSE IF YOU HAD YOU WOULD OF KNOW THAT THE FUCKING "NUKE ENDING" HAPPENED IN EVERY SINGLE DSMP LORE FINALE OF SEASON 1. EVERY SINGLE ONE EXCEPT FOR THE SYNDICATE ENDING HAD ENDED WITH A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT.

THE REASON FOR IT? XD FUCKING LOOPED THE SERVER. IT'S CANON THAT XD HAS BEEN LOOPING EVERYONE ON THE SERVER FOR WHO KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG. SAM BUCKET CANONICALLY IS AN ALTERNATE SAM FROM ONE OF THE LOOPS WHERE THE EGG HAD BROKEN HIM.

THE ENDING WE SAW ON JACK'S STREAM IS THE ENDING OF THE NEW LOOP WE SAW TEASED AT THE END OF TOMMY'S FINAL LORE STREAM.

IF YOU HATE THE "NUKE ENDING" OF THE DSMP IT MEANS YOU HATE THE FACT THAT EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF FANFICTION IS CANON CAUSE THE CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN LOOPED FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG SO EVERY FANFICTION IN THE DSMP UNIVERSE IS FUCKING CANON.

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[heartkaji]

ik suna’s the type to comment stuff like ‘just out the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏” and whatnot HES SO FUNNY AHA

more suna comments for your viewing displeasure

[the--firevenus]

Thinking about them... Boyfriends cuz I can

[exhelluvafan]

Despite his situation, Stolas was INCREDIBLY fortunate to have Blitz take him in, try his best to make him food to enjoy, get him clothes he’d like, get him a job, etc., so it’s especially irritating when Stolas just whines about how much being impoverished sucks without so much as helping around the apartment, or at least giving Blitz a proper thank you. It’s even more irritating when you realize that Blitz has been doing this for a MONTH and Stolas still hadn’t expressed even a sliver of gratitude.

This genuinely makes me wonder why do people actually root for these two to end as a couple, since Stolas has been the WORST he has been since Apology Tour, in contrast to Blitz that has been the BEST around him, and the fact that Blitz wasn't even obliged to take the owl incel into his own home and took him in out of his own will, even if it's OOC, just makes Stolas look even more like the thing he truly is: an unsympathetic, whiny and insufferable piece of shit.

And also, he's lucky that Blitz is so OOC, because if Blitz was IN-CHARACTER... well, Stolas would be rotting as a corpse somewhere in the dumps at worst, and living miserably in the streets at best.

[rwby-confess]

Confession #216

[ponderingmoonlight]

me jumping to conclusions like