#haters on anon

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

I FUCKING HATE BEASTLIFE

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[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

GOD I AM FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING JACKMANIFOLD'S DSMP STREAM IS THE TRUE CANON ENDING OF THE DSMP CAUSE IT FUCKING ISN'T.

IF YOU THINK IT IS, IT JUST PROVES YOU ONLY FUCKING CARED ABOUT TOMMYINNIT AND NEVER WATCHED ANY OTHER POVS. CAUSE IF YOU HAD YOU WOULD OF KNOW THAT THE FUCKING "NUKE ENDING" HAPPENED IN EVERY SINGLE DSMP LORE FINALE OF SEASON 1. EVERY SINGLE ONE EXCEPT FOR THE SYNDICATE ENDING HAD ENDED WITH A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT.

THE REASON FOR IT? XD FUCKING LOOPED THE SERVER. IT'S CANON THAT XD HAS BEEN LOOPING EVERYONE ON THE SERVER FOR WHO KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG. SAM BUCKET CANONICALLY IS AN ALTERNATE SAM FROM ONE OF THE LOOPS WHERE THE EGG HAD BROKEN HIM.

THE ENDING WE SAW ON JACK'S STREAM IS THE ENDING OF THE NEW LOOP WE SAW TEASED AT THE END OF TOMMY'S FINAL LORE STREAM.

IF YOU HATE THE "NUKE ENDING" OF THE DSMP IT MEANS YOU HATE THE FACT THAT EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF FANFICTION IS CANON CAUSE THE CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN LOOPED FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG SO EVERY FANFICTION IN THE DSMP UNIVERSE IS FUCKING CANON.

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[something-about-sunflowers]

Oh shit, worm? Like. Rip to people who don’t want to make an account for whatever reason but this is fucking great. Izzy Hater Anon eat your heart out.

[lesamis]

If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!

ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!

i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.

however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.

the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!

for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.

and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -

the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.

so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.

on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.

so that's why it's funny.

[zoe-oneesama]

Zoe I see a lot of people criticizing you about Lila having a redemption arc and Chloe not, I would love to see what you have to say to those Chloe stans who complain a lot about This

You mean in the Scarlet Lady AU? I mean, they're free to be mad about it I guess.

I've explained it multiple times - I didn't redeem Lila because I like her or something, I redeemed her because in Scarlet Lady, keeping her like her canon self would've made her superfluous. Redundant. Pointless.

I have Chloe to fuck things up in Marinette and Adrien's civilian life (AND superhero life!), what do I need an evil Lila for? Honestly if her intro episode wasn't explicitly tied to the introduction of Fu to [main character] and the Grimoire, I wouldn't have included Lila at all except that I thought it might be kinda fun. And guess what, it WAS! BWAHAHAHA!

I mean, I kinda wrote Friendly Good Lila the way I would've written Friendly Good Chloe, so, just squint a little and pretend Chloe Stans.

Btw, some of y'all might hate me for saying this, but if I DIDN'T "redeem" Lila, I actually probably would've had enough threads for a sequel AU, since I'd have Lila to replace Chloe and Mayura to replace Hawkmoth, lol

[stray-tim]

Attention!

Just because some people are having fun doing some roleplaying, does not mean that that is an open invite to harass the Role players and ask them to kill themselves. If you don't want to see it, block the tag or blog! No one forces you to see the content! The one/two people who send me these asks are blocked now and I will do so again, but save us both the trouble and just block me first instead of spreading hate!

Also, don't harass our minors! These kids are here for the fun, not for online hate!

[jewelleria]

anyway. this is all the same person. @staff i’m so fucking tired

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

I think we are making an issue out of nothing with the real life cleo win. its ambiguously canon, it can go either way. its fine. do whatever you want. it doesnt matter. we can both acknowledge her win and not include it if we dont want to. lets chill. i know we often try to come up with cohesive universal fanon but we dont have to, two things can be true at once.

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[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

I hate winner predictions in the life series as it went on, I’ve grown more bitter because it takes up a good chunk of the tags.

Every time you want Gem or Joel to win I want them to lose even more. Let them go out first just so you shut the fuck up.

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[fjordline]

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

I think I speak for many others in expressing this thought but you're the worst blogger in the fate fandom. You've done nothing but sexualize characters and other people on here act like that's a good thing. When tumblr terminates you, it will be a joyous occasion

[nordickies]

What are these stupid ideas Denmark proposes? And why don't the rest of the Nordics approve them?

Usually it's something plain silly and lighthearted - this guy is ready to jump into anything people ask him to do, basically. For example, posing for a charity calendar to raise money for an important cause! At least, that's a scenario where I could see Den wearing something like this

[heartkaji]

ik suna’s the type to comment stuff like ‘just out the fries in the bag bro 😭🙏” and whatnot HES SO FUNNY AHA

more suna comments for your viewing displeasure

[the--firevenus]

Thinking about them... Boyfriends cuz I can

[rwby-confess]

Confession #216

[ponderingmoonlight]

me jumping to conclusions like