#save bbuk

[abbaswift]

i know i’m obsessed with big brother uk because i’ve been watching a light fixture slideshow with birdsong audio for an hour straight on the livestream waiting to see a glimpse of what’s going on

[gayspock]

i did not even get to the marcello part. fucking HELL he is such a little scumbag. 🤗

i need all the blokes in the bb house to be rounded out in the town square and tomatoed until their skin starts to prune so much it sloughs off

[druidmilk]

I can’t believe tumblr wasn’t all over bbuk 2023 the whole love triangle thing screams tumblr: Jordan liking Matty but Henry being smitten with Jordan, Matty not being interested but still always trying to talk to Jordan but Jordan setting boundaries cause he doesn’t wanna perpetuate the love triangle plot line.

Jordan proceeding to ignore both Matty and Henry after hearing them talk about him leading to Henry crying in the diary room.

Jordan and Henry making up again and being good friends then plot twist Jordan gets fake evicted (whilst he’s fake evicted Henry gave him his necklace which he still hasn’t taken off) then saved and put back in the house, Jordan and Henry reunite and spend the next days snogging all over the place whilst maintaining the narrative that it’s platonic.

Then Jordan wins, they all leave the house and and do a bunch of press and interviews with Jordan and henry maintaining their relationship.

And then Jordan posted m/m romance fiction on his instagram story for funsies. That’s not relevant to the triangle it’s just funny 😭

That’s not even all of it, I wanna study Jordan’s brain in a lab, the whole thing screams ao3 reality tv au and I love it

[barry1brown123456789atgmaildotco]

My #MondayMotivation is to help those watching #BBUK to see what is happening while they get pacified to accept #TwoTierJustice . Let us hope #ElonMusk and #TommyRobinson can save #Israel from an #IranAttack as Isreal and Hamas try to start #WWIII funded by #TwoTierKeir & #US?

[terastalungrad]

Big Brother UK 21: Episode 13

Sunday 20 October 2024

US Big Brother had a Head of House mechanic for years, didn't it? I dreaded the idea of BBUK adopting this mechanic - but actually, it's been good. I like it because BBUK continues to aggressively enforce the ban on discussing nominations.

I really like the game to determine this week's Heads of House (two of them!). Previous Head of House Khaled is summoned to a room containing glass portraits of all 14 housemates. He's invited to smash the portrait of one housemate to prevent them becoming Head of House - and then he gets to choose who gets to enter the room next.

In this way, portraits are smashed until only two remain.

This week's Heads of House are Dean and Ali. Ali's done incredibly well, I reckon - after a spiky few days with Khaled, she's nobody's enemy. But we'll see how she does after being Head of House this week.

Things that were being given tonight:

It's giving drama (Martha)

It's giving saved by the bell (Martha)

It's giving saved by the skin of my teeth (Martha)

[bbspy]

I’m sexeh and funneh and everyfin and everyfin #SaveBBUK

[lightupvirginmary]

Big Brother 21 (BB21): Ignorance is this

[etceteria]

SIAN AND BROOKE ARE SAFE....NUUUUUUT

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[shahinfar]

FUCK CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER

[maxdoesbb]

Maxdoesbbsim (Cartoons/Anime Week 6)

@big-brother-who @bigbrothermermaid @charlchen-moonves @iorivalenti @kaysarswhore @kayysarridha @kidnappedbyacrow @marcdjr00 @mrjenkins-4-allstars @nomwastaken @pawn2393 @rennyforpresident @stanningbb @terryians @theminionjcfucked @theunhappybbstarbaby 

Last week we said goodbye to @theminionjcfucked​, And with five evicted house guests the Jury house is now open for business! From now on all evicted house guests will be given a spot on the Jury and will vote for the winner at the end of the sim!

HoH

House guests the power is back up for grabs! @iorivalenti as out going Head of Household you will not compete. This weeks HoH competition is...

 Contestants must roll a ball down a ramp of obstacles to either land it in a box or get the highest point value. 

The winner of the week 6 HoH is...

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@charlchen-moonves​

America’s care package

America has been voting and the winner of the first care package is...

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@pawn2393

Congratulations @pawn2393 you will never be a have not (the sim acting like it told me who the weekly have nots were shkdajjkdsa)

Nominations 

With keybox in hand, @charlchen-moonves faces the house and reveals their two nominees... 

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@charlchen-moonves: “I have nominated you @iorivalenti and @nomwastaken for eviction”

With both nominees locked in, it’s time to pick players for the Power of Veto!

Veto

In the veto the Head of Household, the two nominees and three house guests selected by random draw will compete for the power of veto.

@charlchen-moonves draws @mrjenkins-4-allstars

@iorivalenti draws house guest choice and picks @kidnappedbyacrow

@nomwastaken draws @kayysarridha

At the veto competition 

Contestants must wait for the word go and not be the last one across the finish. 

The winner of the power of veto is...

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@iorivalenti (wow it really is last week, just flipped)

Veto Meeting 

@iorivalenti has the power to save herself...

...So naturally she does!

@charlchen-moonves  as the Head of Household, it is your responsibility to nominate a replacement nominee

The replacement nominee is...

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@rennyforpresident

That means @rennyforpresident and @nomwastaken will face the vote at the eviction show! One of them will be the first jury member

Eviction Show

“Big brother house, this is Davina, you are live on the maxdoesbb tumblr page, please do not swear!”

Sadly, Julie couldn’t make it this week as Christmas tried to steal her job by hitting her with her car, so miss bbuk icon Davina McCall stepped up to the plate for this weeks eviction!

@rennyforpresident and @nomwastaken  as the final two nominees you will be facing the vote tonight.

@charlchen-moonves you will only vote in the event of a tie!

@iorivalenti you are up first!

So far the vote is split with two votes @rennyforpresident and two votes @nomwastaken

How will the rest of the vote turn out?

“Houseguests the votes are in! when I reveal the vote, the evicted houseguest will have a few moments to say their goodbyes, gather their belongings and walk out the front door... by a vote of 5-3... @nomwastaken you have been evicted from the maxdoesbbsim house for a second time”

Now let’s see if @nomwastaken was the lucky house guest to receive the round-trip ticket

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I’m sorry @nomwastaken, but you did not have the round trip ticket, However... When there are 5 members in the jury, a battle back will occur, meaning you will have another shot to make it back into the house!

From outside the maxdoesbb house i’m your guest Davina McCall, thanks for watching! 

End of week six! 

[sayhumph]

I’ve been watching BBUK lately and omg so many annoying people this season

Only chanelle, izzy, deborah and hannah should be safe imo

[knightjackie]

BBDiscord: House of Salem- Friday 8pm.

Remember BBmafia games? Well I’m going to bring it back with my own little style but basically the same format! Hosting Friday at 8pmest! Sign up as your favorite Big Brother contestant! BBUS BBCAN AND BBUK only!

BBdiscord is about to get a little bit different! Instead of battling for head of household and veto, you’ll be in a battle of wits and strategy in a house full of  paranormal beings, murderous foes, and cunning lies! It doesn’t matter if you are a good villager, an evil mafioso, or a Werewolf looking to rampage, this game is about discerning what you can and cannot trust, piecing together shards of evidence to help you and your allies win, and most importantly, using deception or campaigning to save yourself when the suspicion is on you. Get ready to try this different game style!

How it works:

BBdiscord: House of Salem will work in 3 phases, after the initial starting night.

Morning Phase:

This is when all of the blood that spilled the night before will be announced. Who was killed, by who, and any last will the victims may have left will be made public for evidence and pinned as a message on discord.

Day Phase:

During the day, you are free to talk with the town and exchange evidence to try and figure out who’s bad and who’s good. You will also decide if you want to execute any suspects by majority vote. The day phase is broken up into three separate stages.

Discussion stage- This is when you spill tea!

Voting stage- You need a majority vote to send someone to the gallows.

Plea/Execution stage- If someone is put up on the gallows, they have 1 minute to plead their case. Then there will be a innocent/guilty vote. If you do not vote in the time period, your vote will count as an abstaining vote. All votes will be revealed after the suspect is either executed or saved.

Night Phase:

In night phase, town chat will be deactivated. In this phase, you will PM me any night ability you may be using. You will only have 2 minutes to send me your actions- if any, or you will not perform your ability.

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There will be a main “town” discord, but separate discords will be given to the mafia members as well as vampires.

List of roles, their abilities, and their winning goals below the cut.

-Town Roles-

All town roles can only win when all evil-doers are eliminated.

Investigator-

Investigate one person each night for a clue to their role. Will give two possibilities.

Lookout-

Watch one person at night to see who visits them. 

Sherriff-

Check one person each night for suspicious activity.

Jailor-

You may choose one person during the day to jail for the night. You must PM the host during the day phase to tell them who you want to jail that night. During the night phase, you will have 3 minutes to communicate with the person you jailed through the host. You can ask what their role is or for specific tea without them ever knowing you were the one to jail them. After the 3 minutes, you will decide whether to kill them in your jail or to let them live if you believe them. If you jail the Serial Killer and fail to find him guilty and execute him, he will kill you instead.

Veteran-

Decide if you will go on alert and kill anyone who visits you. Be careful, if a townie role visits you, you’ll kill them too! So go on alert wisely.

Vigilante-

Choose to take justice into your own hands and shoot someone. If you shoot a town role, you will commit suicide from guilt during the next night phase.

Bodyguard-

Protect one person from death each night. Your life will be lost if they are actually attacked, but if you want to save a more important town role like Doctor/Jailor to help your team get the win, it is a great strategy.

Doctor-

Heal one person each night, preventing them from dying. You may self heal only once.

Escort-

Distract someone each night. You seduce your target, preventing them from completing their night ability.

Retributionist-

You may revive a dead town member once per game. You may only revive a town member.

-Mafia Roles-

The mafia wins when everyone else is dead.

Godfather-

Order your minions to kill someone each night. You are immune to being killed by anything other than execution or the jailor.

Mafioso-

Carry out the Godfather's orders.

Consigliere-

Check one person for their exact role each night. This is the mafia’s equivalent of an investigator.

Consort-

Distract someone each night. This is the mafia’s equivalent of the escort.

Blackmailer/Framer-

Choose one person each night to blackmail. If the investigator or sheriff investigate someone that has been framed, they will be told that the person they investigated is a bad guy! This is the role you want if you want to throw an innocent townie under the bus.

Janitor-

Choose a dying person to clean each night. You only have 3 mops to use throughout the game. If you clean the person your fellow mafia has murdered, their role and last will will not be revealed in the morning phase so no one will know their affiliation or their last words.

Forger-

Choose a person and rewrite their last will at night. You know the investigator has tea on your fellow mafia? Rewrite their will so it says whatever YOU want during the morning phase instead of their silly evidence! You can only forge 2 times in one game!

Necromancer-

You may revive one mafia member from the dead per game. This is the mafia equivalent of the retributionist.

-Neutral Roles-

Neutral roles do not always have to survive to win. Each neutral role has a different goal to achieve and different scenarios where they can win. 

Serial Killer-

Kill someone each night. You will be unable to murder the godfather, the werewolf, or the witch during your night phase. If an escort tries to distract you, you will murder them instead of your target. If the escort has written down in their will that they visited you that night, it might not look good for you, so watch out!

Werewolf-

Transform into a Werewolf during the Full Moon. Every third night, there will be a full moon! On a full moon, you will decide if you would like to rampage in somebody’s room. If you choose to rampage, you will kill your target and anyone else who visits their room no matter if it’s a townie, mafia, or any role in between. You win if you are the last one standing. You can win if you are f2 with a Serial Killer or Witch.

Jester-

Trick the Town into voting against you. It’s your chance to be cracked! Try to get a healthy amount of suspicion on you so the town unwittingly sends you to the gallows! If you are successfully executed, you get to choose from the people who voted you guilty to murder from the grave.

Executioner-

Trick the Town into lynching your target. You will be given a town member to throw under the bus! If the town buys your act and you successfully get your target executed, you have gotten a win, and can sit back for the rest of the game. You will be neutral so it is your choice who to side with on votes. The town? The mafia? The outcasts? Everyone will be wanting you on their side! If your target is killed during the night, you will be given a new town member to target.

Vampire-

Convert others into vampires. The newest vampire in the group will be the one to bite a new member! Vampires win when there is nobody left to turn!

Witch-

Control someone each night. You can hijack someone’s ability each night and make them perform it on someone else. You know who the serial killer is and want him to do your bidding? You can make him kill who you want instead of who he wants. Know who the doctor is and want him to heal you every night? So be it! The witch can win with the Serial Killer, Werewolf, and Godfather at f2 or if she is the last one standing.

Survivor-

Put on a bulletproof vest at night, protecting yourself from attacks. You have 3 vests to use throughout the game. It is your choice to side with the good guys or the bad guys.

Amnesiac-

Remember who you were by selecting a graveyard role. You may choose from the dead players and become their role! You can join the ranks of the town, the mafia, or become another neutral role!

Arsonist -

Your goal is to burn up everyone who stands in your way of getting to the end.

Before lighting a target on fire, you must douse them the night before. If you are feeling patient/can take a risk, you are able to take two night time periods to douse two different targets, and then ignite on the third night period. You may only win by being the last man standing.

[andygibsontv]

BREAKING NEWS: Dustin Diamond who played Samuel "Screech" Powers on Saved By The Bell has died. The 44 year old actor sadly lost his battle with #LungCancer earlier today. In 2013 he participated in Celebrity @BBUK lasting 16 days. #DustinDiamond #RIPScreech http://t.co/UDTPYjRRaE https://www.instagram.com/p/CKw42S5BuBQ/?igshid=1d3lfccsfqb9n

[barry1brown123456789atgmaildotco]

You don't need to be in #BBUK or go on #UniversityChallenge to know where evil is,look at #TwoTierPolicing, #Hamas, Gaza,Palestinian, Israelis & Holocaust? We need #ElonMusk #Tucker #Trump & #TommyRobinson to save us from those who want #WWIII & do not believe "Christ is King"?

[audreytheblanketqueen]

So I've been watching cbb and I feel like the problem with American big brother right now is that it's still the American format but they're grooming and branding current houseguests as if they were competing in European big brother. Like the game is completely irrelevant at this point, the houseguests only care about exposure and their next career move once they're out of the house. These types of houseguests are much better suited for bbuk where they would get to show off their personality and be submitted to public vote rather than play a strategy game. If CBS truly wants to save the American format of big brother then they need to start casting actual strategists instead of summer campers because at this point it is plainly obvious that none of these people came to play the game. It's seriously not enjoyable to watch anymore.