#satire btw ->

[reinafish]

What even is this

[inkskinned]

don't worry, they're joking! they're always joking when it would be something, like bigoted. because i'm not a bigot, obviously, i just vote for bigots - well, they're not bigots either, you can't really call someone a bigot just because they have religious views. this is the land of the free, and it's a christian nation, after all. you can pretend otherwise but let's just be real here; all our values are really based on the bible. anyway, i know you liberals get your panties in a twist - can i say that, or are you gonna cancel me, haha, #metoo - about every little joke he said and every little dramatic political view. oh, fascist this and fascist that. you are online too much, you love the word fascist because it's big and you're just paranoid about things.

well, no, i don't, like, read the policies. i have a life. and so what if they wrote - stop it, it's not a manifesto, okay? he eventually backed off from that - oh the vice president? who cares about that guy, that isn't real power. you're being dramatic, they're just spitballing. everyone makes big claims when they're out there campaigning. he just means he personally wouldn't get gay married. you want him to divorce his wife and get gay married? anyway, even if they cancelled gay marriage - it wouldn't happen, okay? nobody i know really cares about that - it'd be states-rights like those abortions you love so much. and you live in a blue state. you live in like the gay capital of the world. i don't know why it'd be so bad for you, you're borrowing trouble there.

and besides, you're missing the point of his campaign! you people want to be victims so bad you completely ignore what we're really voting for. there are tons of good things that happened because of his name and his policies - the economy, for one. oh stop, just because i can't tell you what a tariff is off the top of my head doesn't mean i don't have eyes. and stuff was better under him! well, yeah, anything good is his work, obviously. what? no, all the bad stuff was biden. and probably also obama. what do you even care about this, anyway? it's not going to effect you. it's four years.

oh my god, not the climate change argument again, i'm not getting into that. i don't care about it. if my house is beachfront that's great news for me. and we don't really know what's causing it. no, i saw you forwarded me those articles and i just laughed. what, do you think i have time to sit on my ass and read shit? huh? well, no, i like reading the babylon bee. they actually had a great article about all you climate freaks. and in the meantime, what do you want me to do? i'm not paying 4 dollars for gas. liberals love to talk about solutions but never pay for the solutions. what do you mean blocked because of congress. you gotta stop with the conspiracy shit.

no, my side doesn't have real conspiracy theories. the vaccine thing is a real thing. besides, you yourself don't like big pharma. just because i have an opinion, suddenly now you think big pharma is great? and this is serious, okay? your mom's friend's coworker has a kid that died from a heart event. i don't want you getting any more vaccines. i regret that you got them as a kid, i'd redo them. what do you mean you'd vaccinate your own kids? are you finally thinking of having some? you know i want grandkids - oh stop, i've never pressured you, i'm just saying that if you're going to get gay married, you might as well give me some normal grandkids to love.

stop, you know what i meant. what? no, he's not going to take away your right to adopt. besides, you could always use a sperm donor, haha, i know your high school ex would love to - jesus! okay! no need to snap. i'm just saying that you don't need to be married to have a kid. the only real benefit to marriage is taxes, haha. it won't change anything. oh my god, no, there won't be a rise in hate crimes. well, it's not his fault what people do in his name! he eventually spoke out against that, anyway.

what do you mean he supported them? i didn't hear him say that. oh. well, yeah, he said it, but like, he's clearly joking.

[abr-giggy]

ragatha: OMG STOOOOOP TRYING TO MAKE HER ACT LIKE YOU, I'M SO JEALOUS GRRRRR 😡😡😡😡😡😭😭😭😭😭 jax: Oh yeah, like I should force her to be delusionally optimistic like you. You're always making me sound like the bad guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pomni: I have two hands, guys...... >///<

[to-the-stars8]

Okay, so, like, totally don’t imagine going to sleep with Jason Todd.

Don’t imagine warm hands reaching for you and deep breaths as he breathes in your scent. Also, don’t picture curling into one another in the early morning and laying your head on his chest—or him scratching your back in slow soothing circles. For all things good, don’t picture him breathing so softly and his face so relaxed as he sleeps.

Like, seriously, don’t imagine all that cute shit 🙄

[lovedrruunk]

arkayne season 2 act 2 summary incase u faggortt

[bugslytheladybug]

On a date rn chat, hopefully nothing bad happens 💔🤞

[a-lost-crow]

Some Sniper fan interpretations I’ve seen here and elsewhere

Former text I was about to use: “I love when the red and blue mercs has a huge contrast in personality because it looks like this”

Bonus interpretation:

[thespiritssaidso]

I could totally be Shawn Spencer. Literally all I’d need is a unrealistic photographic memory, the inherent ability to perform insane levels of deductive reasoning, a near inhuman attention to detail, an extreme extroverted attitude of genuinely not giving a fuck about what other people think, raging ADHD, and the social skills needed to flirt without pause. Other than that I’m just like him.

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

Choosing a new name to mark a new era of your life??? 🤨 Because you’re socially presenting as a new person??? 🤨 That’s very transgender of you, Catholicism.

[yumiiwoomy]

pass the doomed yaoi please😋

i liked the line art for azure a lot more than the colored version so I’m adding that too….🤫🤫🤫

[waterghostype]

happy birthday to peak ninjago season

[randomrory69]

I JUST JUMPED MY FELLOW CULTIST, I GOT A BRAND NEW DAGGER ‼️‼️

I got a dream where I saw two time do this EXACT pose so uhh I drew it

🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛🎷🐛

Can you guess who my favourite forsaken character is ✍️🔥🔥🔥

[mintaikkcorpse]

It's so annoying when people are like, "Hear me out!" to Harley Quinn or Almond Cookie or something, like that's any weird. Pussies. Come back to me when you wanna fuck one of those 25 foot tall robots who don't even have faces and who sound like the guns in laser tag.

[the-crooked-library]

the vampire lestat dropped his single a DAY ago and his stans are already having beef with swifties… 🖐️💀 guys chill you’re both having mental breakdowns to shitty lyrics, literally nobody else gives a fuck

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

*pulls out ukulele* I would like to apologize.

I once made a post, a nightwing inspired outfit. And I put “nothing too flashy” this is an error. I don’t know why I thought that was okay. I’m fixing the error by re-doing them extra flashy.

Still WIP’s but now serving more cunt.

sorry for disgracing you Dick Grayson

[s0d4st34l]

Holy shit I need him inside me. I do not care that this cunty fuck is a bird

(Would not do that to a bird irl. He’s anthro so it’s chill)