#satchel asks

[lokisgoodgirl]

I found some footage of Satchel Steve eating his creamed wheat and had to report it immediately:

😂😂

LCM xx

PS: he’s still sexy, I stand by my results 🤣🤣🤣

No lumps ma'am, not even a single one!

[arthursfuckinghat]

What is the outfit your Arthur is wearing in your Saints Hotel photos? Like the whole thing, he looks so good!

Thank you!! <3 Here

[slyterinthings]

*Ravenclaw enters the room*

Slytherin: Bitch.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: Remind me, why am I friends with you again?

Slytherin: Because whenever you whip out questionable stuff, I never ask why you have them or where you get them from.

Ravenclaw: *sighs* ofcourse

[mochinomnoms]

YOU SAW HIS THIGH STRAPS— I DID SAY HE HAS AT LEAST SOME FASHION TASTE 😭 (in reference to my bra shopping hc ask from a few months ago)

-💕🎀

AKSJDLAKJSDLAKJLWKJDWLKJ IM SORRY IT'S JUST SO FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF HIM AND HIS POSSIBLY ATROCIOUS FASHION SENSE

But seeing this, I hope he got to make his own clubwear himself cause if so then I'll give him leeway and stop making fun of him lamsdaksd

[friendo]

remember when they made the campers in that one episode of total drama island do a no country for old men challenge

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Emperor Philip shushes baby Hunter as he lays him in his satchel. Then he puts on his satchel followed by his emperor cloak. He makes sure to cover his satchel with the cloak before leaving his private chamber.

VERY CUTE HEADCANON, ANON.

THE CUTE.

THE FLUFF.

THE CAVITIES.

[bloodiedbearwoman]

Opinions on purses?

They are convenient for carrying rations, honey and other useful items but I think they should be more fire resistant.

[cheapcheapfaker]

heheheheh :3 (that’s his tongue out and then chewing on his hand)

[blowflyfag]

You’re right that is embarrassing

[sleepyowlwrites]

🤔 for the ask game! - @theliteraryluggage

Hi satchel

🤔What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?

Snow Fangs and the Poisoned Cinderella

It's about two shapeshifters and their respective curses, and how they end up going on a little quest to get them removed, and how that ends solving a years long dispute between their clans, and how it's okay to accept parts of yourself that others might consider ugly, and enemies to best friends. It's a weird mashup of snow white and cinderella while still not really being either or both of those.

I just think of it longingly from time to time.

[anastacialy]

listen... tango showed that he has a satchel too. I NEED to know if etho's gonna use one as well. since it's not a skin he COULD. and?? like? IMAGINE

YESSS oh my god. i didn't see tango's yet! blease let them all have cute lil satchels!! i love them

[lokisgoodgirl]

I started the Satchel Steve series the other day. Then last night I was running errands and the radio dj announced that these abominations are being marked as "belted satchels." I could not stop laughing.

I

Am

HOWLING

I feel like the whole Satchel Steve situation is encoded into a few of my core mutuals from way back when and the rest of you guys are like

(but it comes from here -he's basically the first Steve I wrote and is now my entire HC of Steve I just can't with him any other way))

So THANK YOU for taking the plunge into his world, full of so much embarrassment and Loki related desire 😂💼 long may he reign. Although i think a belted satchel might send him over the edge.

Actually no, because in his book...all satchels should be belted!!Lest they be sneezed in😂

[wackulart]

Philip smiled upon approach. "Good news! I have found a bigger satchel! It is twice the size of my first one, and I have removed my knife that bothered you so much."

He opened the flap of the new satchel. "Now will you get in?"

Philip.

I don't think you heard the words that I just said to you.

I AM NOT GETTING IN A BAG.

[sleepy-bear-tm]

I, in severe shame, forgot Dedue is the only other character besides Claude to wear an earring. I think I forgot because every time I remember he doesn’t wear one post timeskip I get annoyed

[rohirric-hunter]

I'm actually very curious what an intro questline starring Indarant would look like 👀 Forochel as a starting region sounds interesting!

Hmm, I feel like the most interesting thing I could do with this would be to move the story of how Indarant left the Gauredain up to the present day and adjust it for an additional character. (And squish it down a bit; what I'm about to describe took place over several months in the Wind will Set Me Racing 'Verse, but nobody wants timeskips in a tutorial quest.) The PC would be cast as a traveler in Forochel, or maybe a trader, who was attacked and captured by Indarant's tribe. Maybe alongside Lothrandir, or maybe Lothrandir comes to try and rescue them after the fact. Regardless, the PC would have the opportunity to help him convince her to switch sides and free the prisoner(s).

Combat tutorial would be a dramatic escape from the Gauredan camp, interrupted by the presence of a powerful Angmarim sorcerer, who is acting as an emissary to the tribe, trying to stop you. This would be the main tie-in to the Epic, representing a concern Lothrandir would express at some point about an increased number of Angmarim in Forochel. Maybe he would even mention the Lost Company? In any event, Lothrandir would be injured in the fight and you and Indarant would bring him to the nearest Lossoth settlement.

The Lossoth would Not trust Indarant, though. At Lothrandir's behest she would be left alone, but, unwelcome in the settlement, she would leave, and the rest of the tutorial would be Lothrandir giving you tasks to do that he can't do himself a la Aragorn in the human/hobbit intro, with some sidequests from various Lossoth and Indarant. Indarant would go off to investigate the Angmarim that have been interfering with her tribe and point the player in the direction of some troubling discoveries; Angmarim plans for expansion into all the neighboring lands, notes on their search for the Helcessar, and possibly even a mention of all nine Nazgul being at large in Eriador.

On your way back to the settlement, you would find that the Angmarim are preparing a raid on it. Indarant would return with you to warn them, just in time for people to fortify the place and fight off the attack. This would earn Indarant a bit more goodwill from the Lossoth.

This would all tie into the Epic probably when you reported all your findings to Lothrandir. He would be unable to go himself, due to his injury, but he's certain that someone needs to warn Aragorn or Elrond or someone about what the Angmarim are up to, so he would ask you to do it. (He would have asked Indarant as well, but she got into an argument with that sorcerer and may or may not have sworn to kill him and is CLEARLY in no mood to be asked to make a trip to who even knows where right now.) Then, most likely, the PC would be teleported to Archet looking for Aragorn a la Beornings.

(Alternatively, and I absolutely think this is a terrible idea for an MMO but I'll entertain it for the sake of the story, it could be an intro that spits you out at level 50 and you pick up the Epic where it enters Forochel, joining other PCs who came here looking for the missing half of Narchuil. In this case everything would happen a few months later and the PC would likely have found some information about Narchuil itself, and their mission from Lothrandir would be to find whatever it was before the Angmarim could. Again, terrible idea for a video game but it could make for a fun story.)

Maybe as an NPC Indarant would have a sidequest you could help her with when you eventually got back to Forochel, and maybe she would also show up as a character in Vol. III.

(Also I finally found my notes re: Indarant's name. A LotRO name generator original but its parts seem to be ind -- purpose, intent; ar -- noble, kingly; ant -- gift. I'm keeping it because I like the idea of Lothrandir giving it to her as a sort of thank you for saving his life and the lives of the prisoners, and it's a nice reminder for her when she's afraid of the bad things she's done or thinks about doing that she can also choose to have a "noble purpose." This scene would probably be somewhere in the intro and hopefully very touching.)

[lululeighsworld]

11 and 15 for both Lorelei and Sorcha!!!!!

;www; thank you for letting me talk about my boos!!

(how did the themes of the questions end up being SO similar between the asks)

☕ Wholesome OC Ask Meme 🍂

11. What is an item of clothing/an accessory that completes them/makes them feel safe?

Lorelei

They will never be seen anywhere without wearing some kind of hiking boot, including when the family goes on summer holiday to the warmer coasts. One time while they were climbing a tree during one of their explorations of the woods behind their home, Lorelei got a dreadful wood splinter lodged in their foot, and has been known to wear boots since then. They enjoy being in nature and climbing trees, and wasn’t going to let the injury + scare discourage them from doing so again, so it was a lesson learned and now makes them feel safe.

Sorcha

SHE LIKES POCKETS!!!!! Never leaves home without some article of clothing that has a pocket (and deep ones too). It’s a must have feature for every outfit Sorcha wears. If she really wants to wear something that doesn’t have any pockets, she’ll bring her hip satchel along. Obviously, she needs pockets so she can store all the cool rocks, leaves in an array of shapes and colours, and other trinkets she finds in her travels (and eyerolls the vulnerary she needs in case she has an allergic reaction).

15. Now you give them some life advice.

Lorelei

Music theory, though helpful, can also be quite difficult. Don’t allow your struggles with it to dissuade you away from your love of making music.

Sorcha

Never lose sight of your love for the world, nor your persistence to do right by all that dwells upon it (but try not to use your fists so much).