#satchel asks

[lokisgoodgirl]

I found some footage of Satchel Steve eating his creamed wheat and had to report it immediately:

😂😂

LCM xx

PS: he’s still sexy, I stand by my results 🤣🤣🤣

No lumps ma'am, not even a single one!

[slyterinthings]

*Ravenclaw enters the room*

Slytherin: Bitch.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: Remind me, why am I friends with you again?

Slytherin: Because whenever you whip out questionable stuff, I never ask why you have them or where you get them from.

Ravenclaw: *sighs* ofcourse

[arthursfuckinghat]

What is the outfit your Arthur is wearing in your Saints Hotel photos? Like the whole thing, he looks so good!

Thank you!! <3 Here

[mochinomnoms]

YOU SAW HIS THIGH STRAPS— I DID SAY HE HAS AT LEAST SOME FASHION TASTE 😭 (in reference to my bra shopping hc ask from a few months ago)

-💕🎀

AKSJDLAKJSDLAKJLWKJDWLKJ IM SORRY IT'S JUST SO FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF HIM AND HIS POSSIBLY ATROCIOUS FASHION SENSE

But seeing this, I hope he got to make his own clubwear himself cause if so then I'll give him leeway and stop making fun of him lamsdaksd

[friendo]

remember when they made the campers in that one episode of total drama island do a no country for old men challenge

[shining-gem34]

Bailu stood as she packed the last of her cloths into her satchel. She looked up, scanning her room for anything she had missed during the initial packing. Soon her eyes landed upon the lock on her window, and she paused for a moment. She remembers when her windows were still locked from the outside. It wasn't until recently when Big Sis Lingsha came over along with Stelle and Mr. Yang did the the servants finally stop locking her in; she still doesn't understand why they did that in the first place.

Bailu frowned at her unpleasant thoughts and summoned her phone to check the time. It was eleven am, she still has an hour before the Express is set to leave; but, if she was going to say goodbye to everyone she needed to leave now. Nodding to herself, Bailu back to her bag allowing her phone to disappear in small sparks of light.

When everything was ready, she slung her bag over her shoulder and gave her room one final glance before exiting. However, instead of making her way to the front door, Bailu turned down a hallway to where her father's room was located.

"Baba!" Shouted Bailu as she stood in front of her father's door. "I'm going to say good bye to Big Sis Lingsah! Do you want to come with me?"

bailu to her baba (traincarsandstars)

Unprompted || Always accepting @traincarsandstars

The sea-blue threads shine under the sunlight.

As Dan Feng finalizes the sewing process, he makes a sturdy knot and bites the excess thread off. The needle stabs into the pin cushion where it belongs. He examines his handiwork with a critical eye and a frown.

"The shape is not even enough. One side is larger than the other. There's no hole so that's good." Dan Feng grumbles to himself. He tugs the sachet with some force and nods in satisfaction, "At least the fabric and threads are of high-quality. Durable enough to withstand any accidental tearing from most strong-handed species."

Then he glares at the front of the sachet. The image of a star, corals, and fish he tried to sew onto the fabric is horrible. It was misshapen with the elongated stars, corals looking like sticks, and the fish looks deader than dead. There was nothing cute about it to reflect his daughter taste.

What did he expect to happen? He has little to no experience in sewing or embroidery.

However, this is the best he can do in a short time before Bailu leaves.

"Dried lotus petals and spices for relaxation." Dan Feng adds the scented items into the sachet.

"...For when you need guidance." He slips a fragment of an azure horn and a whole scale in the bag before tugging the white ribbons to close it.

"To ward off evil spirits and bring you fortune." A jade stone is tied to the sachet with a red string.

Satisfied her gift is done now, Dan Feng pointed ears picks up his daughter footsteps. He flinches hearing her shout- Goodness she has strong lungs. With a fond shake of his head, he made sure he looks presentable and shoves the gift in his sleeve before opening his door.

"Good morning to you as well, Bailu. You don't need to shout for me- I'm not that old yet." Dan Feng comments sounding more amused than stern. His eyes soften seeing the satchel in her hands.

It won't be long until Bailu boards the Astral Express. Ah, he should try to see the positives about this.

"To answer your question, yes. I still must thank Miss Lingsha for her help the other day." He wasn't lying that he wanted to thank the new Cauldron Master. Besides, he would feel more reassured knowing he can personally see Bailu off.

The last thing he wanted is for a certain someone to try to harm his daughter before she departs.

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Emperor Philip shushes baby Hunter as he lays him in his satchel. Then he puts on his satchel followed by his emperor cloak. He makes sure to cover his satchel with the cloak before leaving his private chamber.

VERY CUTE HEADCANON, ANON.

THE CUTE.

THE FLUFF.

THE CAVITIES.

[bloodiedbearwoman]

Opinions on purses?

They are convenient for carrying rations, honey and other useful items but I think they should be more fire resistant.

[cheapcheapfaker]

heheheheh :3 (that’s his tongue out and then chewing on his hand)

[blowflyfag]

You’re right that is embarrassing

[lokisgoodgirl]

I started the Satchel Steve series the other day. Then last night I was running errands and the radio dj announced that these abominations are being marked as "belted satchels." I could not stop laughing.

I

Am

HOWLING

I feel like the whole Satchel Steve situation is encoded into a few of my core mutuals from way back when and the rest of you guys are like

(but it comes from here -he's basically the first Steve I wrote and is now my entire HC of Steve I just can't with him any other way))

So THANK YOU for taking the plunge into his world, full of so much embarrassment and Loki related desire 😂💼 long may he reign. Although i think a belted satchel might send him over the edge.

Actually no, because in his book...all satchels should be belted!!Lest they be sneezed in😂

[sleepyowlwrites]

🤔 for the ask game! - @theliteraryluggage

Hi satchel

🤔What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?

Snow Fangs and the Poisoned Cinderella

It's about two shapeshifters and their respective curses, and how they end up going on a little quest to get them removed, and how that ends solving a years long dispute between their clans, and how it's okay to accept parts of yourself that others might consider ugly, and enemies to best friends. It's a weird mashup of snow white and cinderella while still not really being either or both of those.

I just think of it longingly from time to time.

[anastacialy]

listen... tango showed that he has a satchel too. I NEED to know if etho's gonna use one as well. since it's not a skin he COULD. and?? like? IMAGINE

YESSS oh my god. i didn't see tango's yet! blease let them all have cute lil satchels!! i love them

[wackulart]

Philip smiled upon approach. "Good news! I have found a bigger satchel! It is twice the size of my first one, and I have removed my knife that bothered you so much."

He opened the flap of the new satchel. "Now will you get in?"

Philip.

I don't think you heard the words that I just said to you.

I AM NOT GETTING IN A BAG.

[sleepy-bear-tm]

I, in severe shame, forgot Dedue is the only other character besides Claude to wear an earring. I think I forgot because every time I remember he doesn’t wear one post timeskip I get annoyed

[rohirric-hunter]

I'm actually very curious what an intro questline starring Indarant would look like 👀 Forochel as a starting region sounds interesting!

Hmm, I feel like the most interesting thing I could do with this would be to move the story of how Indarant left the Gauredain up to the present day and adjust it for an additional character. (And squish it down a bit; what I'm about to describe took place over several months in the Wind will Set Me Racing 'Verse, but nobody wants timeskips in a tutorial quest.) The PC would be cast as a traveler in Forochel, or maybe a trader, who was attacked and captured by Indarant's tribe. Maybe alongside Lothrandir, or maybe Lothrandir comes to try and rescue them after the fact. Regardless, the PC would have the opportunity to help him convince her to switch sides and free the prisoner(s).

Combat tutorial would be a dramatic escape from the Gauredan camp, interrupted by the presence of a powerful Angmarim sorcerer, who is acting as an emissary to the tribe, trying to stop you. This would be the main tie-in to the Epic, representing a concern Lothrandir would express at some point about an increased number of Angmarim in Forochel. Maybe he would even mention the Lost Company? In any event, Lothrandir would be injured in the fight and you and Indarant would bring him to the nearest Lossoth settlement.

The Lossoth would Not trust Indarant, though. At Lothrandir's behest she would be left alone, but, unwelcome in the settlement, she would leave, and the rest of the tutorial would be Lothrandir giving you tasks to do that he can't do himself a la Aragorn in the human/hobbit intro, with some sidequests from various Lossoth and Indarant. Indarant would go off to investigate the Angmarim that have been interfering with her tribe and point the player in the direction of some troubling discoveries; Angmarim plans for expansion into all the neighboring lands, notes on their search for the Helcessar, and possibly even a mention of all nine Nazgul being at large in Eriador.

On your way back to the settlement, you would find that the Angmarim are preparing a raid on it. Indarant would return with you to warn them, just in time for people to fortify the place and fight off the attack. This would earn Indarant a bit more goodwill from the Lossoth.

This would all tie into the Epic probably when you reported all your findings to Lothrandir. He would be unable to go himself, due to his injury, but he's certain that someone needs to warn Aragorn or Elrond or someone about what the Angmarim are up to, so he would ask you to do it. (He would have asked Indarant as well, but she got into an argument with that sorcerer and may or may not have sworn to kill him and is CLEARLY in no mood to be asked to make a trip to who even knows where right now.) Then, most likely, the PC would be teleported to Archet looking for Aragorn a la Beornings.

(Alternatively, and I absolutely think this is a terrible idea for an MMO but I'll entertain it for the sake of the story, it could be an intro that spits you out at level 50 and you pick up the Epic where it enters Forochel, joining other PCs who came here looking for the missing half of Narchuil. In this case everything would happen a few months later and the PC would likely have found some information about Narchuil itself, and their mission from Lothrandir would be to find whatever it was before the Angmarim could. Again, terrible idea for a video game but it could make for a fun story.)

Maybe as an NPC Indarant would have a sidequest you could help her with when you eventually got back to Forochel, and maybe she would also show up as a character in Vol. III.

(Also I finally found my notes re: Indarant's name. A LotRO name generator original but its parts seem to be ind -- purpose, intent; ar -- noble, kingly; ant -- gift. I'm keeping it because I like the idea of Lothrandir giving it to her as a sort of thank you for saving his life and the lives of the prisoners, and it's a nice reminder for her when she's afraid of the bad things she's done or thinks about doing that she can also choose to have a "noble purpose." This scene would probably be somewhere in the intro and hopefully very touching.)