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[satans-side-blog]

SO MANY RESPECTFUL THOUGHT WOWIE

[musingongoodness]

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Amen! How to fight against Satan!

[euphoricnyctophilia]

How long was Lilith sitting in her living room talking shit about Sabrina 😂

There are too many candles in that room for it to be safe. Grandma Ruth is blind and Roz can barely see now anyway.

Zelda being like “No I’m gonna go check on my daughter” 😭 that’s her MOTHER

Sabrina telling all of her witchy business without checking to see if anybody is in the bathroom listening, and of course, Lilith being in the bathroom

Lilith being mad that’s Sabrina’s friends a ride or die and didn’t abandon her is kind of funny. She needs more women’s friends. Like atleast one

I wonder if Michelle was cold during filming because the school looks like it’s freezing at her arms are always out

Prudence telling Sabrina that everybody is talking about her failed resurrection. It’s our failed resurrection.

I dabbled in Satanism in middle school and Bamphomet is supposed to have breasts to signify the masculine and feminine.

Oh wow, Faustus actually doing work. Insane 

Ambrose squinting and pointing and being like “over there what’s that“ as if they can’t see the bonfire that’s 20 feet away

He also has no survival instincts, but he’s also been on house arrest for 75 years so 

All of these doctors in Greendale, but no therapists apparently

Harvey understanding what being in a coven means more than Sabrina

Of course Blackwood would preach hellfire and damnation

Sir have you ever heard of spiritual psychosis?

I thought that Zelda got Hilda reinstated with the church??

Zelda clapping at blackwoods spiel with the least amount of enthusiasm 😭

“It is our history and we cannot deny it” QUEEN

Zelda said “I’m getting this character arc before the season ends”

Zelda rolling her eyes and grinding her teeth as soon as Hilda speaks. She’s such a hater. But I understand a one sided sibling rivalry

Sabrina is her daughter and Ambrose is her SON 😭

The sirens and whatever that is blowing in the air is giving silent Hill

 I remember during some kind of interview that they gave Lucy said that she purposefully used to bump into Michelle, and you can see it here when everybody is packed up the hallways

 Lucas telling Blackwood that all are accountable and then waiting 20 whole seconds to add that none of the spells are there is so melodramatic

 uh oh, Harvey seems a little bit witch racist 

The way that they were hinting at Susie and Roz’s being a potential couple and then were too cowardly to see through with it is not lost on me

“Sabrina in so scared your friends aren’t here, your aunt can’t to it alone”

“Pitch in at any time” 😂

Sabrina telling Salem to watch her aunt and Salem arguing. Bad familiar pt. 2

“Your pissing contest with the dark lord” 😭

Lilith telling Sabrina that everybody is gonna die, but I’m pretty sure Edward was the eldest Spellman so technically they should be good

There she go again, naked in them fucking woods under that trenchcoat. I know she was freezing. Michelle needs to speak up about this.

All of the signatures in the book of the beast are written with the same handwriting, but I’ll ignore that

 I wonder if Lily signed her name in the book of the beast

Lady Blackwood and Prudence have such silly accents

Lilith looking up into the sky and opening her mouth-you are gonna get ash in there you freak

 Zelda, using the terms dominant and submissive because she knows bitch ass Blackwood cannot resist misogyny.

Zelda is so funny for being like “let’s have another baby” #sisters forever and ever

Oh my God that wig Sabrina has on looks terrible at the hairline. What is going on?

“The best and worst things happen in the shadows” that’s why she hangs out in them all the time. Thank you for the explanation 😂 y’all know that was bothering me

——

Oh my God, we did it, part one rewatch!

Part of me was like what if I just don’t watch anymore after this, but I know that I’m not strong enough and y’all know that I’m a slut for Zelda Spellman and I do need to see her wardrobe glow up and her make up glow up because I was not a fan of some of these S1 looks

[bennylafitte-mybeloved]

Me: i can fix him 🥺

Him: literally Lucifer

[psalmdivine]

Major Election News

Something good and right for America

[livingtheword7777]

Illuminate Yourself with the Truth That Sets You Free from 'Common Sense

Fools are often bound by preconceived notions and prejudices, while the wise understand that what was once regarded as "common sense" may no longer hold true today. They think flexibly, constantly seeking to understand what the truth really is.

Many people live their lives constrained by various forms of "common sense" and "preconceptions."

Through our study of the Word, we have come to realize that much of what people consider "common sense" or "preconceptions" are, in fact, false ideas imprinted by Satan.

This is why the more people hold on to these false ideas of "common sense" and "preconceptions," the more unhappy they become.

However, the Lord has revealed that many, even after studying the Word, continue to live their lives bound by the "common sense" and "prejudices" of the past, or even create new ones for themselves.

The reason God shares His Word so abundantly each day is not to reinforce "common sense" or "prejudices" in us, but to eliminate them entirely.

By doing so, God leads each of us to discover the "truth"—a truth that enables us to live in alignment with His will, free from the constraints of unnecessary "common sense" or false "prejudices."

Only by living according to this truth can we receive God’s blessings and experience a truly fulfilling life.

I sincerely pray that each of you will come to truly understand this profound truth, cast aside all false "common sense" and "preconceptions," always think flexibly, and live in accordance with the revelation of the truth.

Read the original article: RAPT blog 809 (29/01/2024)

[tamaharu]

dallon weekes i hope you have a good thanksgiving tomorrow can i come over

[msclaritea]

The tantrum continues. ..

[sistersatan]

Pep Talk

If you aren’t pissing off xtians, what are you doing with your life?  HONEY 🐝

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[satans-side-blog]

so if the only two single parents are bad and quackity, and the only people missing are luzu and wilbur, and you have to pair up with someone who speaks the opposite language..... tntduo truthers how we feeling

[justaholeinmysoul]

The way Americans see Christianity and glorify other monotheistic religions is very very odd and I'm not even a religious person I just hate fake liberals that perhaps think that freedom is only what they choose it is

[euphoricnyctophilia]

Oh my god I’m ready for this episode to destroy me 🥲😔

Ok so the town has more than one doctor. Dr. Phibes, Dr. Saperstein and potentially a secret third doctor who looked at Roz’s eyes

All Zelda does is lounge around the mortuary in her pajamas. She leaves one time and everyone’s like “where’d she go 🫨🤔”

Zelda looks so beautiful in the light of the witches cell.

This bitch is unloading his wife’s entire class load onto Zelda. I hate him! She is wasted on him.

No matter what is going on, the weird sisters will always slay. Like why do y’all look so cunty while praying?

Salem being the worst (laziest) familiar ever pt 1. Like you could’ve told Sabrina Nicholas was in her room. We know you can speak

Nicholas why are you hanging out in a corner in the shadows like a creep?! Lilith’s son for real.

Tommy Kinkle vegetable arc

The first time I watched the show, I thought that they were doing a bit by having Zelda’s newspapers in different languages. It did not occur to me that she was multilingual. 😂

 Lilith asking Sabrina if she’s going to borrow her book of the dead and Sabrina staring at her like a dead fish for 10 whole seconds is so silly. To be fair, I would probably stare like that too, cause she’s hot as hell.

Roz probably thinks that Sabrina is just doing her best friend duties listening to her freaky little cunning visions but in actuality Sabrina is just getting a second opinion/preview of how all of her stupid little plans will go terribly terribly wrong

Blackwood hyping up the familiar he’s going to give Ambrose and then opening a box with a fucking mouse in it.

Which Ambrose immediately sniffs what the fuck 😭

Faustus being like yeah, y’all can fuck in my office. He supports gay people only if it’s mlm

It’s so cute how they brought the turnip as evidence

Dorcas just took a bite out of the fucking turnip. I love her

Why would Dorothea tell Theo to steal a book? 

Why is Hilda acting like she doesn’t know who one of Sabrina’s three friends is??

Prudence is so valid for being like “fizzy water??” Because why are you playing in my face

Sabrina is going to jail once Zelda finds out what she’s been up to!!!

I do not know how to throw or catch a football so the fact that Tommy did that with one hand without looking at it is pretty cool

 Sabrina wakes up and is like “you know what? I will put everybody in danger” because you have no idea what’s gonna happen when Roz touches this guy who came back from the dead?!

I don’t remember what the blonde lady in Roz‘s vision means and I don’t remember why she wouldn’t just tell her. She told her all of the other crazy things she saw. 

Who the hell is this Doc Phibes for real

Hilda said, “I’m just not mad that you disobeyed me, I’m mad that you’re fucking stupid”

Zelda making them learn Do-re-mi (which took at least a week), but only as her back-up singers is so funny

The only adults in the room just fucking staring at Agatha after she says, “help me” and collapses. I’m weak.

“Sabrina performed a resurrection?” Zelda is deciding wether to puke or pass out

They are snitching on Sabrina as if they did not take part in the ritual. Like did she hold y’all under the threat of holy water and make y’all watch her perform the ritual?

“The iNfErnAl iNfiRmAry” shut up Faustus

I hate the way he is smiling at her begging. He (Richard) is playing this role too well.

 Miranda running around in her heels is so cute. I love her no notes.

Also, we never see her in this cunty-ass, purple leopard print from outfit ever again booo

Tommy not being hungry because he was nibbling people in the mine is insane, but I am giggling a little bit. I should do these drunk. 😂

Harvey is asking too many questions and not being grateful for the fact that his brother has returned from the mines (physically) unharmed. (mentally and spiritually he is not doing well)

Zelda standing at the top of the stairs, ready to begin her lecture 😂 Cunty!

Also, Zelda calling Sabrina a murderer, as if she doesn’t murder Hilda and put her in the cane pit at least once a season

Zelda standing on the landing like a sim. 🧍‍♀️😂

The price that Zelda paid was probably losing Vinegar Tom, but the writers hate women so we’ll never find out what it was

Lilith telling Sabrina that there’s a soul eater that devours the souls it catches and Sabrina being like “I know Harvey would do it for me uwu” bitch! please stop smoking crack

Oh my God she looks so good in these woods. Sabrina is better than me because we would’ve been kissing in front of that portal.

Why is everybody naked?

I do not like the look of limbo. I would’ve seen all of that fog and started tugging. Sorry, Harvey already thought that his brother was dead once. He could deal with it again 😭

 I feel like maybe Lilith cut the rope just a little bit we know she loves drama

 I have one thing to say about Miss Wardwell in her leather trench with shoulder pads, and that snatched waist; CUNTY

Michelle really should’ve gotten some kind of award for this because the balance between nurturing mentor and manipulator is a master class. Like she’s fooling me. I would’ve been manipulated. And not even because she’s hot.

I think it’s very nice that Roz is asking what it means to be a witch, because at the end of the day these kids have known each other since preschool and that is her best friend even though she’s making very very bad decisions and 🎶 lying🎶 to everybody

What’s the number one rule of fight club? Don’t tell anybody that you’re a freaking witch

This angry confused face that Harvey is making reminds me of a gorilla

I never shipped Sabrina with anybody because I think she needs to focus on character development and not tie herself to any of these dumb boys, but also Harvey was never going to be enough for the person that she was becoming. The look on his face when she tells him that she knows that he would’ve done the same thing for her…. He’s not the one 

“You have to go”

“Why I don’t want to”

Sabrina doing the most and then acting shocked and hurt when people are upset at her for doing the most. She looks like a kicked puppy right now, girl what did you expect?

So…. they paid for the first funeral, got the insurance money, Tommy came back. Harvey is about to shoot him, are they just gonna bury him in the yard? cause it would be hella awkward for them to have a second funeral….

Zelda putting her clothes back on and waiting on the porch for her girl to get back so that she could comfort her after it all blew up in her face 🥺. Sabrina, I have a brick with your name on it because what do you mean that’s not your mother 

[3liza]

I feel very defensive about the "goth is bougie" shit because it is historically incorrect, yes, but also and more personally, because it just erases the generations of goth kids who grew up in trailer parks and project housing or just straight up homeless, helping each other out.

it's specifically such a supportive subculture for poor and neglected kids and I really fucking hate that this has been revised and erased. juggalos and goths are very culturally close and many subcultural people are both, and juggalos have the same (and, I would argue, even better defined) culture of collective support. the Skids in Letterkenny are not made up for the show, that's just a real type of rural subcultural person. this has also been forgotten in the interim but in the 90s and 00s we didn't even really refer to OURSELVES as "goths" very much except in a joking way. goths had regional endonyms (like "skids" or "trenchies") even if they could all go to a convention or a club in a city and in that context be all called "goths" together, once they went back home they would go back to being whatever the locals called them or whatever they called themselves. this is a whole linguistics and sociology subtopic that's out of scope for a Tumblr post but is sort of related.

my point is that people who wore actual rags, and sharpie instead of nail polish, and wet n wild eyeliner instead of black lipstick, and dyed their hair with markers or food coloring or kool-aid, were and are the core of the goth scene. the majority of the pictures the mallgoth blogs are posting are from catalogs, fashion shows, costume events, yearly balls and fetes like Wave Gothik Treffen, and other places where people save up literally all year, or many years in a row, to put together ONE outfit. and there's nothing wrong with that, personally I'm proud and pleased that our hard work is being recognized and preserved. but just like formal studio photographs from the Victorian era, it is not representative of the daily or even weekly (for clubs) reality of people in the scene, some of whom were completely out of goth clothing during the day or week just to fit in at work or sometimes just to get along without being bothered at home by family members who thought the Cure was Satanic.

the people who RUN the scenes, the promoters and DJs and gogo dancers and independent designers and people who run the mailing lists and websites, the people who organize the room parties at conventions, and yes even most of the original Burning Man camps like Thunderdome, they mostly live in poverty. especially if they're young. when people organize club nights and shows, they're lucky if they break even. I wasn't aware of any of this until I started working at DNA Lounge in San Francisco, which hosts one of the oldest goth nights in the country, Death Guild. I got to know the owner of DNA well enough to find out about the financial reality of the entire scene, even the people who own the means of production and the actual property in this case, and it's not lucrative. I mean, it sometimes is, if you're running a bar for normal people and have investment captain etc, but the majority of legit subculture economics is just barely breaking even. every single event is 90% volunteer labor.

the issue of labor is maybe the confusing thing for the zoomers who are confused. goth outfits take actual physical work. maybe the Aspirational Spectacle of Labor that makes up most of TikTok has made it appear unreal to the audience rather than something you can just sit down and do?

it takes forty seconds to make the fishnet tights into a shirt. you don't need instructions, you really can just look at it and figure it out. then you think, hm, if I can make fishnets into a shirt I wonder what other things I can turn into something else. your brain will amaze you. my mom would save her tights from her formal work outfits for me when they got holes or whatever and I would just go crazy with scissors and safety pins. lots of young designers are getting attention for this layered, tights-n-pins look at the moment and it really is a fantastic aesthetic but I wonder if people think there's something special about the people who make these clothes? there isn't. you can just do it at home while you watch trashy youtubes.

one time, around 2008 or so, @gothiccharmschool and I were at the photoshoot for tabletop RPG Unhallowed Metropolis. we were there with a bunch of local goths to all make the pictures for this book together. we had all brought tons of our costumes from home to cobble together outfits for the book illustrations, and there was a moment when I just handed Jilli a pile of black skirts and some pins and said hey Jilli, could you please make me up a bustle skirt for this model real quick while I shoot these other models? and of course she did, and they were beautiful, because she knows exactly what she's doing, and because that's all a bustle is: it's a way of bunching up a skirt with another skirt. you can do it at home. you don't need instructions or to hire a seamstress or watch a video. you can just look at something and say hm does it look like a bustle? let's drape it and play with it and pin whatever works. and then you wear it for the photoshoot, or to the club!!! and then next week you pin it a different way and it's a cape instead and you wear it again!!!!!!!

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

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It Got Worse

Clark Kent x Wayne!reader

Bruce Wayne thought that the worst thing to ever happen to him was his darling little sister developing a crush on his best friend, but oh boy, it gets worse.

Warnings: reader is Bruce’s adopted sister, Clark is a SIMP, fluff, pregnancy

WC: 487

Minors DNI

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“Kal, stop staring at her. You look like a fucking creep.” Clark snapped back to reality, shaking himself from his daydreams. Bruce glared at him with a stern expression, his eyes dark with a raging anger reserved only for those who royally pissed him off.

Clark blushed and looked away, although he was conscious not to look even vaguely in your direction anymore. “It’s not being creepy, it’s being in love.” He retorted with a pout. Bruce scoffed.

“Actually the technical term is stalking.”

“She’s my fiancée.”

“She’s my sister.” Clark harrumphed and slumped down in the conference room chair. Obviously Bruce was going to get the kryptonite from his “super secret safe” if Clark even dared think about looking your way again, so the Kryptonian focused his ears and began to listen to your heartbeat instead. “Don’t.” Batman growled.

“I wasn’t even doing anything!” He whined, throwing his arms up into the air like a petulant toddler. 

“You two are already getting a whole day where the two of you can fawn all over each other and I am being forced to be there. So please, spare me the love-sick glances and blatantly inappropriate thoughts you are having about my little sister, until then.” Considering that the end of the conversation, Bruce turned back to his work, assuming that Clark would follow his lead. 

But instead there was a rush of air, causing the documents that had been carefully laid out on the table to scatter everywhere. With a heaving sigh, the older man looked up to see his future brother-in-law cradling you in his arms, lathering your face with sloppy kisses as you screamed with laughter.

Yet Bruce couldn’t help but smile. He remembered only two years ago when you would frequently collapse onto his couch, spouting about how in love with Clark you were and no matter what you did, he never reciprocated. In desperation for saving not only your happiness, but also his own sanity, Bruce had outright told Superman to ask you out. And he had been living to regret it ever since. 

Yes, you were happy and so was his best friend but the honeymoon phase had never ended. That led to an overabundance of pda, way way too many pet names, and a legitimate concern that Clark would drop dead the moment he saw you in your wedding gown.

You were trying to push your fiancé away, but he wouldn’t budge, instead one large hand slipped under your large shirt to cup your soft stomach. You placed your own hand on top of his as your lips met in an achingly soft kiss. Clark’s blue eyes sparkled with tears as you cooed something to him that your brother could not hear.

By the time the hero fell to his knees to kiss where his hand had just occupied, the realisation slapped Bruce in the face. This has just gotten worse.

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[lime-bloods]

I honestly didn't ever expect that I'd be in the position where I'd be using this blog not just to analyse what has come before in Homestuck, but to look toward the comic's future and do some real old-fashioned theorycrafting. but the time has come. so here goes; lime-bloods' Beyond Canon theories as of the July 6th 2024 update:

Vriska's Going to Hell

were all gonna help you! / whether you like it or not

a select few eagle-eyed readers already noticed that the sound used in last month's (Vriska: Figure shit out yourself.) is called "hell_tierwav". while it was easy to dismiss this as irrelevant composer shenanigans at the time, it's now become clear exactly what this was foreshadowing. whether it would be more apt to call this "Hell" or "Purrgatory" is probably up for debate - but whatever you call it, Vriska's been placed in a dimension seemingly tailored specifically for her personal torment.

while Vriska characteristically interprets the recreation of her childhood home as a symbol of how badass she was, the ghosts of her past - both literal, as the shades of the trolls she killed as Mindfang, and figurative, in the form of sprites wearing the faces of her dead friends - show us in no uncertain terms that Vriska's childhood home is the stage where traumas play out.

Erisolsprite puts it succinctly with his welcome to hell, but pay close attention to what exactly we're being welcomed to: this update ends on page 665. so as of this next update, we'll be starting on page 666.

Does Homestuck Have Hell?

the exact bubble of reality Vriska's currently found herself in seems to be an entirely new construction of the likes we've not yet seen in Homestuck - but that doesn't mean this kind of cosmic torment is without precedent. because while 666 is a number with Satanic connotations in the broader cultural context, it also has a very particular meaning of its own within the world of Homestuck. indeed, the latter half of the comic almost revolves around it, culminating in a climax in Act 6 Act 6 Act 6.

specifically, this repetition of a single digit is emblematic of recursive storytelling. to summarise what you can already read about in detail in my essay The World / The Wheel: when Caliborn is 'gifted' the Act 6 Act 6 supercartridge, which he is told is an "expansion" of Homestuck, it's a trick. there is no "expansion"; he's going to be trapped in a story that never ends because it keeps dividing into smaller and smaller versions of itself forever. the only way to truly beat the devil who trapped the heroes within a story is to trap him in his own story.

that's what Caliborn's "Hell" is, and that's also exactly what the Alternate Calliope achieved in Act 7 by creating the black hole which Vriska knocked Lord English into, ending Homestuck's story - something that Calliope even hints at in this very update, when she refers to the black hole as "containment"; not an accident, but a deliberately crafted prison. black holes are a symbol of recursion and regression; being sucked into one means being forced to live out your whole life over and over again, forever. so really, this is all we ever could have expected to happen when Vriska stepped into a black hole within a black hole! the presentation of the narrative even subtly hints at this; events in Beyond Canon that take place in the black hole are enclosed (in brackets), and now events that take place in a black hole-within-a-black-hole are contained within {curly brackets}, because you should always use a different kind of brackets to differentiate nested parenthesis from each other!

it is absolutely no coincidence that when Caliborn closes the curtains on his appearances in Homestuck, thinking he's won when really he's been condemned to a hell of his own making forever more, it's with a tribute to this exact same Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff strip.

IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.

So What Does That Mean?

one of Beyond Canon's central missions is expanding upon Homestuck's exploration of the relationships between author, text, and audience. as discussed above, a large part of Homestuck's thesis is the evil of forcing characters to live the same lives and the same stories over and over without the chance to grow or move on, and Beyond Canon picks up on this by placing Dirk in the position of trying to keep Homestuck going forever purely to appease its fans, while the Alternate Calliope continues to oppose this ideology. and while the alpha Calliope outwardly seems not to have taken a hard position on where she stands in this cosmic battle, the question posed by her device seems to be an entirely new one: can it actually be a good thing to regress, to return to ground that the story has already covered? can this path lead to something new, rather than merely stagnation?

it's so relevant that Vriska is being confronted with the crimes of her past, not only in the form of all the trolls she was personally responsible for killing but also in the form of the exact same punishment she condemned Lord English to with her heroism - complete with the herd of horses that are always present at Caliborn's demise! but where being condemned to an eternal cycle was fitting punishment for Caliborn, someone who refuses to break free of cycles of abuse and instead chooses to enact that same abuse on the world around him... if Vriska is someone who can break free of these cycles, who can change and become a better person despite what happened to her, will this punishment have the same effect? or, as Davepeta seems to believe, is forcing Vriska to reckon with her own past and traumas exactly what will allow her to break free of that cycle?

DAVE: [...] ill just be over here in the hyper gravity chamber training to beat lord english KARKAT: WE HAVE A HYPER GRAVITY CHAMBER???

it's hard not to be struck by the parallels in design and purpose between the Plot Point and Dragon Ball's Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and not just because of the Dragon Ball enthusiasts present on Beyond Canon's writing and art teams: albeit in typically Strider-bastardised form, the Time Chamber got a shoutout in Andrew Hussie's own Homestuck (see quote above), in a reference that was even picked up on by prolific theorist bladekindeyewear at the time. for the uninitiated: the Hyperbolic Time Chamber allowed its users to train for extended stretches of time, sometimes even spanning years, while a significantly smaller time period passed in the world outside - something that is actually true of real-life black holes! and with the Plot Point's own emphasis on time, represented by the hourglass included among its mechanisms, it seems to me that an essential part of making the 16-year-old Vriska ready for the trials ahead will be giving her the time to undergo the same growth her adult friends have experienced.

considering that Beyond Canon is already playing in the Ultimate Self space, where there are levels of power beyond merely the "god tiers", it also doesn't seem too farfetched to speculate that Vriska, forced to reckon with the fact that becoming a powerful Thief of Light isn't the be-all and end-all of personal growth, will take another leaf out of Dragon Ball's book here and ascend "beyond Super Saiyan". perhaps this is even the "hell tier" so cheekily alluded to in the Plot Point flash? certainly this kind of evolution would be the perfect way to challenge Dirk's belief that the Ultimate Self is the only logical final step for a character's development.

whatever the case, I believe we can take Davepeta at their word here. I don't think it's just a joke that by the end of this ordeal Vriska Serket is going to be fucking RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPED!