#satanic self care

[satanachia666]

6 Satanic Self-Care Suggestions

1. Believe in yourself.

2. Honor your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.

3. Set boundaries and stand up for yourself.

4. Indulge in the worldly pleasures that bring you joy.

5. Use the power of ritual to your benefit.

6. Look to Satan for knowledge, insight, and inspiration.

🌕 Pearl Satanachia 🌕

[little666wrath]

Hi hi hi

I haven’t been around in a while

Lots changed

Tryna grow and move on and heal

One thing that helps me heal is music

Everyone been shitting on how this is mixed

But hey

Idk

It’s the first time I did the track

And at least I got into the studio to try

So if you like it share it maybe I’ll keep working on it

However everyone around me just shit on it

And idk

Maybe I shouldn’t try but I was happy for moment when I loved it 🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭💔💔💔

Anyways I’m a big Post Malone fan and his album ‘Austin’ is my favorite so here my first try at a cover of “Landmine” by Post Malone (ofc)

With love and hail Satan,

María Malone ♥️👹🖤🩵🥺

[zephyrchama]

(obey me!) moments where they fall in love with you all over again

---01

It’s dinner, and you’re talking about mundane things that happened during your day. You saw a cool bird, got some gum stuck on your shoe, and bought a new flavor of toothpaste to try. Everyone is listening intently. If only they would pay this much attention in class.

Lucifer knows the way his brothers look at you all too well. It’s a look full of respect, admiration, and fondness. It’s a look that’s often reflected on his own face when in your presence. At first he never really understood why you put up with his siblings, as the option to ignore them and be on your way was always there. Yet you continue to make time for them anyway. How unusual.

Moments like these where everyone is together and you don’t treat them as the Seven Rulers of Hell, you just treat them as your dear friends and family. That’s what makes Lucifer soft. He tries to imagine a long future of things staying just like this.

---02

Mammon’s hesitant to lend anybody money, even you. It takes a few minutes to butter him up and fluff his ego before he relents. At last, he hands you the crispest bill in his wallet. “Don’t spend it all in one place,” he kids, knowing full well he’d do just that if he was in your shoes.

He���s curious what you plan to buy. It never dawns on him that you have no intention of spending the cash. Half an hour later, he finds it on his desk. The exact same bill, now creased and folded neatly into an origami bird.

He picks it up to wiggle the little paper wings, entranced, then looks around frantically and catches your eye. A playful smile graces your face and tugs at his heartstrings.

---03

Leviathan is not typically one to make mistakes when it comes to anime. But even he’s not perfect.

He had it set in his mind that the new show premiered at 6:00pm, which left plenty of time to prepare the ultimate solo viewing party after school. He was humming quietly to himself when you walked over. “Isn’t your show starting soon?”

You specifically took an interest in his hobbies. You remembered that it started at 16:00 (four o’clock), not 6:00. Leviathan wondered, how could he make such a egregious mistake? You were the one who dashed back to the House of Lamentation at full speed by his side. When your human stamina started failing, he unconsciously picked you up so you’d both make it in time. You made it with two minutes to spare.

Sweaty and out of breath, still in uniform, you were able to watch the premiere together. It wasn’t until after credits rolled, you went elsewhere, and the live reactions on social media started calming down that Levi realized what a big deal this was to him. What a big deal you were to him.

---04

Satan wasn’t expecting you to be spacing out in his favorite armchair. He had plans to read in it that evening, and considered asking you politely to move. But the way the lamp light shines on your skin, the thoughtful expression on your face while pondering ideas unknown. The way your lips part ever so slightly and your eyes gaze off into nothing. It captivates him. You look like a painting. His breath gets caught in his throat, and in clearing it he manages to break your trance.

“Oh, hey. Welcome home, I didn’t realize you were there.”

You go to get out of the chair, but Satan insists you stay. It doesn’t look right without you anymore. He doesn’t feel right without you anymore.

---05

Asmodeus does not have wardrobe malfunctions often. His outfits are of the highest quality and a lot of care goes into putting them on. Still, things happen.

When his fans rush forward out of nowhere, sometimes they are successful in tearing his clothes. A fistful of shirt here, a mouthful of pants-leg there. Being in the center of a lust-fueled stampede can make even the most collected people lose their minds, but you are steadfast. You shout at the rabid demons, shaming them for their disrespect. You believe you can chase them off all on your own, not knowing that the Avatar of Lust behind you is exuding a killer aura and warning his fans to back off with a powerful glare.

As you sloppily stitch up what remains of his shirt so he can walk home without the incident repeating, Asmodeus is smiling from ear to ear. You’re so focused on genuinely helping that you don’t even notice the bedroom eyes he’s flashing. The scene of you waving your arms and trying to chase off a pack of demons as if they were stray pigeons is permanently ingrained in his memory. Just as your existence is ingrained in his soul.

---06

Beelzebub knows what he likes. He knows what will catch his interest and is pleasantly surprised when a new one crops up.

One thing he likes is you. Another is food. Both are in the cafeteria. He piles a tray high with carbs and goes looking for you at lunch time, finding you seated in the middle of a long table at the edge of the room. He calls your name.

It’s unexpected, the way you quickly swing your head up mid-bite. Your cheeks are full and noodles dangle from your mouth, sauce dripping back onto your plate. Your eyes light up as you look at him from below. It makes him stop in his tracks, causing several shorter demons to walk into him. Such a simple action, yet so profound. You hurriedly chew and offer him a seat while Beelzebub powers through his emotions. He takes a seat across from you to offer a napkin, wondering when he’ll see that face again.

---07

It’s late, far past everyone’s bedtime. Yet Belphegor forgot to tell you something during the day and decided now would be a great time. When you don’t respond to the quiet knocks at your door, he lets himself inside. Your sleeping figure looks too comforting to resist and he gets the brilliant idea to crawl into bed with you to whisper in your ear.

The problem is, as soon as he lifts the covers, you fart. It’s loud. You don’t move an inch, remaining fast asleep and ignorant of what just happened.

Belphegor freezes in his tracks to process it, but is soon doubled over on the futon laughing. The vibrations wake you. You sleepily open your eyes to see who is in hysterics and ask the obvious: “what?”

Belphegor is laughing too hard to tell you. He doesn’t want to tell you. It’s too priceless. You groggily smack him with a spare pillow and it makes him laugh harder. While he loves to look at you, that week it becomes difficult for him to meet your eyes without erupting into a fit of giggles.

[diabolicphallus666]

Well finally got one of my signs up, been working on this one all day. The lighting makes it look more red, but the lettering and the trident are actually more of a gray.

But anyways, Satan be with all of you, and remember that no matter what you are good at or whatever you do, Satan loves you for who you are, never give up on yourself or let others put you down. You ARE good enough.

Hail Lord Satan! Hail Yourself! And FUCK the holy spirit!

[hollownest-whore]

My favourite interpretation dynamic is PK being cold and more of an observer of a plan, glimpses of sincerity are shadowed by the "benevolent detachment". But what he does is not evil

And WL being more attached but still regards the plan as priority for sake of everyone, in a way where she thinks its evil but doesn't mind because Wyrm is confident in the future. Her guilt and abstinence only came when it was clear his foresight was wrong/overly optimistic.

And that they love eachother <3 in their own strange calculated union. If I were to draw them I think I would give them a weird pristine family vibe,,

[satans-knitwear]

Breaking news! Basic acts of self care can make u feel good sometimes.

Treat me ~ Tip me

[creamo-for-primo]

reminder that demanding better things is not unfair, you deserve all opportunities which come to you.

[demonem]

[therosewitchcottage]

𝕸𝖞 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝕯𝖆𝖞…

Wake up early

Coffee & a muffin

A light walk in the cool air with music playing in my ear

A little soft yoga outside on the deck

A warm shower

A bigger breakfast

Hair & Makeup fun~

Sit down to journal, plan and write

Read for a little bit or work on a craft

Go on an adventure with my friends

Spend time with my partner and perhaps laze about with them

Cook dinner together

Have another small walk with them

Some time to myself to meditate

A relaxing bath

Read a little more with my partner

And bed snuggled up with cozy blankets and my human.

[satanachia666]

Self-Care: Satanachia's Rose Ritual 🌹

I created Satanachia’s Rose Ritual to attract the best things in life through self-care, which includes self-worship for many of us. This ritual involves calling upon Satanachia, blessing/charging rose body oil, and anointing one’s body with it as an act of self-love, self-empowerment, and self-worship. Anointing the body with rose oil helps the practitioner connect with and embody the beauty of a rose. Feel free to perform Satanachia’s Rose Ritual for self-love, healing, confidence, beauty, and attracting the most compatible people and opportunities possible to yourself. Be sure to choose a gemstone pipe that corresponds with your intention, or burn the herbs another way if you don't want to use a pipe at all. I deliberately left the ending part more open-ended so you can either do this ritual on its own or adapt it into part of a larger ritual. 

Items Needed: 

Black Candle for Satanachia

Lighter

Rose oil, love oil, or any other (preferably floral) body oil you enjoy

2 pink tealight candles - 1 for Satanachia, 1 for yourself

Rose incense (or another floral incense if that isn’t available)

A gemstone pipe packed with herb

A sweet, floral, or pleasant drink you enjoy 

Chalice

*Optional: A cauldron or bowl filled halfway with rose petals

🌹Satanachia's Rose Ritual

1. Light the black candle and say the following invocation to Satanachia:

Hail Satanachia!

Demon of the Moon, love, beauty, creativity, and freedom!

Grand General of Hell!

Infernal patroness of the planets and cosmos!

You are the dark and demonic muse of magic, pleasure, liberation.

By your infernal powers of the _____ moon in _____

and this sacred planetary hour of ______,

please join me in this ritual so I fully connect with you in body, mind, and soul.

Satanachia, I hereby attune to your infernal spirit his moment and onward.

May your power and wisdom shine within me and through me.

Thank you, Satanachia, now and forevermore.

So mote it be!

Then focus on invoking Satanachia and feeling their presence within/around you.

2. Light a pink candle and dedicate it to Satanachia as a fire sacrifice:

Hail Satanachia!

I’ve lit this pink candle in your honor.

Please receive this burnt offering as a sacrifice of fire.

May this fire burn as brightly as your brilliance and passion do in my life, this world, and the universe at large.

Thank you, Satanachia, now and forevermore.

So mote it be!

3. Light the rose incense and dedicate it to Satanachia as an air sacrifice:

Hail Satanachia!

I’ve lit this rose incense in your honor.

Please receive this burnt offering as a sacrifice of air.

May this smoke grace my physical and mental space with your inspiration and enlightenment.

Thank you, Satanachia, now and forevermore.

So mote it be!

4. Hold the gemstone pipe filled with your herb of choice and say:

Hail Satanachia!

I’ve packed this precious herb into this ______ pipe in your honor.

Please receive this burnt offering as a sacrifice of earth.

May the magic of this herb bring me prosperity and healing.

Thank you, Satanachia, now and forevermore.

So mote it be!

5. Pour the drink into the chalice and hold it up as you dedicate it to Satanachia.

Hail Satanachia!

I’ve poured this libation of _____ in your honor.

Please receive this infernal offering as a sacrifice of fire.

May this libation inspirit me with your intuition and love as I drink and digest it.

Thank you, Satanachia, now and forevermore.

So mote it be!

6. Thank Satanachia and state your ritual purpose:

Hail Satanachia!

Thank you for being so present at this ritual and in my life.

I have summoned you here to call upon your infernal powers of love, beauty, and healing:

Please bless and empower me with self-love so I find pleasure and fulfillment in my being.

By your infernal powers of the _____ moon in _____ and this sacred planetary hour of ______, 

I honor and love myself as a goddess.

I recognize my power and embrace it to the fullest.

So mote it be!

7. Light the second pink candle and dedicate it to yourself by saying:

I light this pink candle in honor of the love I have for myself. 

As this pink candle burns, my self-love increases and I embrace the pleasure myself.

May my beauty and confidence shine like this flame and the infinite embers of Venus.

By your infernal powers of the ______ moon in ______,

please heal, cleanse, and empower me with self-love.

Thank you, Satanachia, now and forevermore.

So mote it be! 

8. Hold the rose oil in your hand as you say:

Hail Satanachia!

You possess the infinite love, beauty, and healing powers of all the roses in the world.

Please cleanse, bless, and empower this rose oil with your infernal spirit.

Please cleanse, bless, and empower me as I anoint myself with this rose oil.

By your infernal powers, I embody the beauty of a rose.

I adore and appreciate myself, and attract compatible people who adore and appreciate me.

I flourish and bloom in my own way, at my own pace.

I love myself for who I am in body, mind, heart, and spirit.

As I anoint myself with this rose oil, I fully embody the beauty of a rose.

So mote it be!

Anoint your whole body with the rose oil. Feel Satanachia’s powers of love and beauty healing you through the rose oil. Visualize yourself glowing with Satanachia’s energy as pink light.

9. When you feel charged up with Satanachia’s energy, thank Satanachia:

Thank you, Satanachia, for the love, healing, help, and empowerment you’ve given me. So mote it be!

10. From this point on, you may do other magical or ritual activities. If you want to end the ritual right then and there, just ground and center yourself, then bid Satanachia farewell:

Thank you, Satanachia, for all of the love, healing, help, and empowerment. This ritual is now finished, but its results are complete, high quality, and eternal. So mote it be!

11. Optional: After you’re completely done with the ritual, scatter the rose petals somewhere outdoors nearby or somewhere special to you as an infernal offering to Satanachia.

Again, feel free to combine this ritual with other magical activities or rituals such as Satanachia's Shower Spell, Satanchia's Full Moon Ritual, or Satanachia's Venus Empowerment Ritual.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you deserve to love yourself and find joy in being your authentic self. You also deserve to have people in your life who wholly appreciate you and support you. I hope this ritual helps you feel good and attract good things into your life. ❤️

[thatcutesysatanist]

hii!!! +o+

just wanted to update everyone to say that i lost 9 pounds! i’m doing great, eating really healthy!!! (*^ω^*)

on my birthday (april 21st) i’ll post progress photos!!! and don’t worry if i will stay consistent because i definitely am!

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

[thecarrionwitch]

Was thinking about what my first post here should be and I think it should be one of relatability and understanding.

For our practitioners that study darker subjects and invest in more 'taboo' practices, never forget that your practice is in fact yours.

I'm been doing writing and art commissions to make money on the side while I heal from a disease I caught in 2023. In the mean time a sibling who one I no longer claim had been staying in my room because even as a grown ass man he has to rely on our mother who was of course busy dealing with me. He broke a lot of my statues in a fit, one that led to us screaming at each other and the police being called because I'm pretty sure the only reason he didn't put his hands on me was because my body is still weak.

He's hurt me before, physically.. mentally and emotionally so it's not surprising how weak minded he is. Especially as he decides to call me a liar about the sexual abuse that another ded (spelled like that on purpose) sibling did to me for years.

Yes that was a different type of hurt but... Moving on.

Honestly I just want to be happy and at peace.

I'm tired of always going through something.

Either way, it hurts but I know spirit is at work as they always are.

That's why I'm making this post.

To the practitioners, particularly more of the darker ones but really this can go out to anyone.

Practice your magic. Pick up rocks, sticks, mushrooms.. bones and such else. Be weird and be different. You have no one here on this planet to prove anything to. You are here to live and experience, so do so.

Keep doing what you do, especially if it's not hurting anyone or yourself. And yes, tbh this post was a vent one.

Blessed be.

[hazyaltcare]

Self-care for a Crowley (Good Omens) fictive who's in denial about being himself.

Water Bottle (24 oz.) - $30.30 $24.24

Drawstring Bag - $16 $11

Bath Bomb - $8

Stargazer's Atlas - $65 $46.52

Candle - $19.89

Articulated Snake Fidget Toy - $6.99+

Coffee - $18.50

Pin - $3.90 $1.60

Mod Haze (🥧Fiona)

[leaving-samsara]

solitude>isolation 🧘🏼‍♀️

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Lord give me strength. Just had to (after sitting on it for a while) respond to a comment on my fic to tell someone I'm gonna be sympathetic to Alicent & have very different opinions on some of the characters (in the nicest & most diplomatic, "I am not addressing all of this" way possible) so they could make an informed decision on if they want to keep reading this absolute behemoth.

[caffeinatedopossum]

I just accidentally brought back a bunch of memories of stuff my mom used to say to me :')