#sata shitpost

[smellslikegeraniums]

POV: Deerek Trentmöller

[mrblitzblog]

I like to imagine that there’s an old frail Japanese grandma typing in “sata andagi” for instructions on how to make it but instead bombarded with Azumanga shitposts

[cvbullshit]

A meme made from a Danny Gonzalez joke plus a doodled version

[theladyofwutheringheights]

[queen0funova]

When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)❤️❤️❤️

I write good poetry

I'm pretty

I have good friends

I'm good at Pokémon

I got good grades in school

[craniumsquirrel]

A Reminder for New Frands

First off: This. 

Secondly, for those who’ve recently hopped on board this blog as a result of likes/things in the Balmung tag: It’s a personal blog and full of other nonsense and inanity and a million fandoms and gifs and crap, so if you just want the character stuff for Sasata Sata (or Playful Blossom, my monk), I would recommend following this tumblr instead of the craniumsquirrel one. 

Or you can do both.

If you just wanna stay here, that’s cool too, but not everything gets crossposted, so you won’t get all the RP stuff!

We now return you to your regularly scheduled shitposts and fandom reblogs.

[smellslikegeraniums]

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К тридцати годам мужчина должен:

Завести оригинальное хобби

Научиться не спрашивать даму о возрасте

Вжопиться в мертвого революционера

Вырастить тульпу

Things a man should do before turning thirty

Get an unusual hobby

Learn not to ask the lady about her age

Identify with a dead revolutionary

Develop a tulpa

[smellslikegeraniums]

ultimate SATA shitpost

In English:

[smellslikegeraniums]

уникальное фото: Следователь

"The Man from Internal Affairs wears a proper black coat and a black suit"

the caption: "seize the junkie!"

[smellslikegeraniums]

Простите, но это буквально Сен-Миро. Что песня, что название коллектива.

Excuse me but this is literally Saint-Miro. Both the song and the band name.

Хуй забей - Пиздец всему

THE GREAT UN-FUCKING-DOING

There're poets, they create poems,

There're musicians, they create operas,

There're artists, they create paintings.

But I'm no artist, I'm no musician, I'm no poet.

So I created the Great Un-Fucking-Doing,

I'm the one who created the Great Un-Fucking-Doing.

The band name roughly translates as "Fuck it all".

[smellslikegeraniums]

Деловитый и всезнающий маленький Хан очень долго напоминал мне какого-то другого - надежно забытого - персонажа, и вот наконец стало понятно, кого.

(кто не узнал - это "Ивашка из Дворца пионеров")

Коллекция взрослого Хана, его самодельные диорамы и светомузыка от катушечного магнитофона тоже прекрасно вписываются в ти��аж.

I've been wondering for a long time what character the business-like and competent little Khan has been reminding me of. Here he is, the "Ivashka from the Pioner's Palace". The grown up Khan's collection and self-made dioramas and musical lights for the reel tape recorder fit in perfectly, too.

[smellslikegeraniums]

A headcanon of Zigi and Tereesz doing a bras d'honneur rather than flipping the bird.

[cvbullshit]

My Bros oc/himself as Spamton with me/Deonie as Jevil

Here's the cursed version too lmao

Samton/Spamtas design made by me

Devil design made by me

Samton/Spamtas character made by Void Dates

Devil character made by me