#sassy gerard

[disenchantedtbp]

[thepunkmuppet]

my new favourite genre of anything ever is cringey gerard way memes from the early 2010s

^^^ my favourite one. what the fuck even is it. I don’t know. incredible.

also this one doesn’t fit into the same vibe but it’s just funny

gerard way x blade of wheat

[chaoish1]

WHAT IN THE HOMOSEXUAL IS THIS GIF

[rottingrard]

[m4ggotm0ld]

Pinterest is so real for that

[kobracola]

ngl i really fucking hate the disparity between the way people treat gerard and lindsey in bandom

[darth-does-stuff]

cinderella being all serious ‘she can’t remember her name? her name is…’ and pinnochio, drinking whiskey chewing bubblegum and smoking a cigar, just going ‘ahhhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhh’

[water-forever]

X

[void-galaxy-shenanigans]

✨zabrak Gerard Way✨

[some-internet-goblin]

couple of teenage Gerry sketches because the meat computer demands me to

[downloadablecreature]

Just listened to MAG 154.

Happy Belated Father’s Day to Eric Delano, Gerry would’ve loved him soooooo much.

[vampiressmoney]

😏

[enterprisegurl1701]

Gerry being sassy

Gerry being sassy about haters ;P

Full video link was posted earlier on blog

[rottingrard]

[goodnightbirdy]

The Poets as Tarot Cards

if you know nothing about tarot a lot of these are gonna sound really weird or scary but BEAR WITH ME PLEASE.

Neil Perry - The Fool

Upright: innocence, new beginnings, free spirit

Reversed: recklessness, taken advantage of, inconsideration

Do not take lightly to the fact that i gave him my favorite tarot card. Its the very first major arcane and it usually is a good sign in a pull, something is going to begin, you need to look at something with a new light ect. I think the upright and reversed meaning show the dichotomy between the beginning and the end for Neil.

Todd Anderson - Death

Upright: end of cycle, beginnings, change, metamorphosis 

Reversed: fear of change, holding on, stagnation, decay

I TOLD YOU. IT WAS GOING TO SOUND SCARY. but its not. The death card is also one of my favs and also usually a good sign. Its a symbol of something changing. I think Todd goes through a fundamental change that sets him on a new path. Its always sad when something ends but its not always necessarily a bad thing.

Charlie Dalton - King of Wands

Upright: big picture, leader, overcoming challenges

Reversed: impulsive, overbearing, unachievable expectations

Its so clear in the film that Charlie puts up a front of the unshakable leader. He is strong, and he does lead but the reversed meaning is a very important part of this. Its so clear in the movie that he doesn't break down because he feels the need to be strong for the other boys. He has to be the unflappable face of strength but that is ultimately unachievable.

(i came SO CLOSE to giving him strength)

Knox Overstreet - Seven of Cups

Upright: searching for purpose, choices, daydreaming 

Reversed: lack of purpose, diversion, confusion

Oh our little delusional weirdo. Its so clear that his every action towards chris is not about chris, its about finding himself (through... interesting means) I think he embodies a certain search or lack of purpose. He doesn't know what he really wants and that's why i gave him the CHOICE card.

Steven Meeks - Ace of Swords

Upright: breakthrough, clarity, sharp mind 

Reversed: confusion, brutality, chaos

We see this man being so sassy. so sharp. i love him. he could have so easily just been a nerdy smart character but instead he's so quick and it just adds such depth to him. His intentions are left widely unclear to the audience and i think thats why the clarity and chaos card is so perfect for him.

Gerard Pitts - Temperance

Upright: middle path, patience, finding meaning 

Reversed: extremes, excess, lack of balance

our gentle giant <3 HES SO- Patience? Finding meaning?? we never get to see him seize the dayb in the film other than the radio and its just- THE MIDDLE PATH?? go read my fic you'll understand.

Richard Cameron - Justice

Upright: cause and effect, clarity, truth 

Reversed: dishonesty, unaccountability, unfairness

i need you to know i was so torn for his card. I almost gave him the hierophant, the hermit, judgment, and the wheel of fortune. TWAS A DIFFICULT DECISION.

Ive talked about this kid so much, yall know what i think. The upright meaning is so- its so him. AND THE GUILT HE WOULD FEEL- AH. the reversed meaning feels like a stab wound and thats all i have to say.

John Keating - The Hanged Man

Upright: sacrifice, release, martyrdom

Reversed: stalling, needless sacrifice, fear of sacrifice

Do i have to explain this one? I almost gave him the Emperor, BUT LOOK AT- SACRIFICE? RELEASE?? MARTYRDOM??? NEEDLESS SACRIFICE??? oh it was to perfect and this caused me pain.

Bonus ✨

Ginny Danburry - The Star

Upright: hope, faith, rejuvenation 

Reversed: faithlessness, discouragement, insecurity

SHES CHARLIES FAITH- i say as the drag me away to a white padded room. shes the star. idk what else to say. iykyk. never sad to see this card.

Chris Noel - Two of Swords

Upright: difficult choices, indecision, stalemate 

Reversed: lesser of two evils, no right choice, confusion

i just think. knox put her. in a really tough spot. and she did what she could. thats all. no right choice more like no choice

[opennwindows]

HIII!!! Can you do masky as a father figure to emo/scene kid teens headcanons <33

A/N: OMG as i’m posting this i kinda realized i read the ask slightly wrong and wrote it as Dad!Masky with a emo/scene child and got carried away *sobs* but if this doesn’t hit the particular spot u need it to, i’ll totally rewrite it just for you!! just lmk and i’ll type away ( ◠‿◠ ) but i brought out my boy Suburban Dad Tim for this one.

Dad!Masky/Tim with a Emo/Scene kid hcs!

- tim’s a bit confused, but he’s got the spirit!!

- when he was in his teens he was around a bunch of trad-goth and punk friend groups, so he totally understands the importance of the alt community. i mean, dude was neck deep in mental trauma so he def wasn’t hanging out with the cheerleaders lol

“so i know this isn’t bring me the chemical romance or whatever, but this t-shirt is mine from highschool and i want you to have it. they’re called the cure-“

“dad i know who the cure is.”

“ohhh well aren’t you so dark and brooding.”

- will 110% pay for your hair dye and is always amazed with whatever styles you come up with.

- he can be quite sassy with his opinions though lol

“look, i’m just saying last time you did the blue roots with black hair it didn’t look like gerard way. it looked like gerard do not enter.”

“dad??????? what the hell”

- he’ll go to concerts with you pretending he’s just there to protect from a distance, but you both know he’s “secretly” vibing to the music. a true emo dad at heart.

- definitely will take vids to spam brian with.

- cannot understand scene genres like crunkcore to save his life though.

“why the fuck are they screaming over techno beats?????? put back on that pierce the veil band i like.”

- might have a mental breakdown when you ask him to take you to go get your first piercing though.

“YOU WANT A NEEDLE???? SHOVED THROUGH YOUR TONGUE???? slow down buddy, why don’t we start with a uhhh nostril or something.”

- he just wants to make sure that you can properly take care of it……. and he hates the thought of his little rockstar having to sit though any pain regardless of how small it is. will absolutely make fun of you if you cry after it though.

“haha you cried like a baby.”

“i got my septum pierced, it was a natural reaction”

“*already has brian on speaker phone* yeah dude they sobbed like a fucking LOSERRRR”

- you better pray no one dares to bully you at school, because masky and hoodie will be planning on scaring the compulsive normativity out of their boring teenage brains.

“dad why is brian by jacob’s car with a baseball bat?”

“don’t worry about it, he’s just gonna talk to him.”

“i’m literally watching him swing at the passenger side window-“

“it’s just a little chat, do you wanna go see a movie?”

- genuinely is invested in listening to all the emo band lore

“you can’t put the mcr poster next to your the used poster, why would you disrespect your wall like that?”

“i’m going to kidnap ryan ross and lock him in a studio myself if he doesn’t release some new music soon, i’m tired of hearing you cry about it every night.”

- tim knows how important it is to be fully accepted and loved for who you are growing up and he will fully embrace every part of it. he just really, truly loves you.