#sassy!cas

[rennerator]

GO OFF, Cas!!!!! S2 LOVE LOVE LOVE Look at HIM!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! :D I LOVE HIM SO SOOOO MUCH!!!!!! AWWWWWWW, MARVELOUS, GORGEOUS, MAGNIFICENT!!!! Thank YOU SO SO MUCH for this!!!! You are AMAZING!!!! :) <3

[strawlessandbraless]

Supernatural 6x18 // 14x18 // 15x09

I love when the angel is down to his final straw

[annmariethrush]

It’s so crazy to me that some people’s mental destiel is S4/S5??? My mental destiel is hardly ever earlier than S11. They are very middle aged men who are married semi domestic best friends who get on each others nerves and have a collection of kids they take care of but still have to get their arguments broken up by the live in brother in law. This is the Dean who has nearly forgotten that Cas is a fucking angel because he’s so domesticated around Dean. A Cas who lets Dean shove him around and listens to him on impulse because he trusts Dean’s judgement. They’ve both killed and worse for each other, made stupid decisions and forgiven each other. They still stand too close together and make prolonged eye contact, but they also have movie nights and chat while Dean cooks or have quiet coffee together. This is the Cas whose happy place is the bunker’s kitchen watching reality TV and the Dean that dresses them up like cowboys.

I love the passion and intensity of their relationship in 4&5, but that is just part of their past to me and they are the crazy domestic middle aged guys from late seasons.

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: PERSONALITY DMV: AS FUCK Verdict: DENIED

[rennerator]

LOVE LOVE LOVE HOOOOT HOOOOT HOOOOOT AWWWWWWWWWWWWW Look at HIM!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! S2 GORGEOUS, HANDSOME, MARVELOUS, MAGNIFICENT!!!!! SOOOO F* SEEEEEEXY!!!!!!! :D Also, SOOOO ADORABLE and CUUUUUTE!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! Thank YOU!!!! Thank YOU SOOO MUCH for this!!!! You are AMAZING!!!! :) <3

When did it start to feel like… like you fit? Like you belonged here? Well, I’m still not sure I do.

↳ castiel in 12x03 requested by @casbabe.

[eljeebee]

𝕬 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝖙𝖔 𝕯𝖎𝖊 𝕱𝖔𝖗… @la-llama-sims Day XIII - Killer Clown

This is kinda embarrassing, Kali...[Kali Rankin: Oh, great. You're supposed to be a a killer clown, not a sad clown!]

[sweetonsugden]

So… this is sarcasm, right?

Sometimes I can’t tell with Cas and his awkward social behavior 😂

[noxemma]

Chapter two for my Hot Summer Art fic is up!

I might actually get to posting all of these before the end of the month if I can keep up this pace 😂

Tags, Rating, Word Count, AO3 link, etc. at the bottom

Beside Your Side

Fic Summary: Dean convinces Sam to look into a potential case where people are going missing from a New Jersey beach town. Of course, they have to bring Cas and Eileen along, just in case it's not a monster. Dean is excited to get the case over quickly and enjoy a well-earned vacation with the people he loves the most. Nothing ever seems to go the way Dean plans it though, and this case is no exception.

Chapter 2: Nothing Wrong with Floral

Dean

Dean starts to relax and enjoy himself as Baby cruises through the downtown area. The windows are down, his rock mix is blasting, and Cas in his old AC/DC shirt leaning toward the open window with the sun on his face looking gorgeous.

I guess I should have expected he wouldn’t have much in the way of casual clothes. It’s not like we’ve ever taken a vacation before, and his standard suit and trench coat usually suffice for any government position we impersonate.

Dean glances over at Cas again and tries to ignore the way his heart feels like it’s been replaced with warm goo. Cas is resplendent in the early evening glow, the light emphasizing his high cheekbones and contrasting against the scruff that’s grown over the last few days. Sunbeams and wind play through his hair and Dean can see the glint of grey that’s started to sprout ever since he’s become nearly human.

God, it only makes him more attractive though, Dean thinks, running a hand through his own hair self-consciously. Don’t know if I quite pull it off the way that he does.

“Dean?”

Dean suddenly finds blue eyes staring back at him quizzically. One brow arches and Dean gulps at the way his stomach tries to take up residence in his throat.

“Wha-what?”

“I believe a green light indicates that it is your turn to go, correct?” Cas snarks and Dean is so tempted to lean in and kiss the smile off his face.

Thankfully a car horn saves him from himself, prompting him to hit the gas and speed through the intersection. Cas goes back to enjoying the sun and Dean resolutely focuses on finding a parking space near the address Sam gave him. He ends up getting lucky with a spot in the shade and they don’t even have to walk that far to the pretty townhouse belonging to Bradley's sister. Cas stops Dean just before he knocks on the door.

“Dean, are you sure I shouldn’t just wait in the car? I was pretty useless at this the last time I tried to help, and I can’t imagine I’ve gotten much better. I don't have 'people skills' like you and Sam." Cas actually uses air quotes, but the insecurity in his voice sucks all the humor out of the idiosyncrasy.  

“You weren’t useless, you were just … awkward. You were trying to be too much like me and Sam; do it exactly how we do it. Just be yourself and I’m sure you’ll be alright.” Dean winks at him, immediately regrets the action when Cas’ brows pinch together, and spins around to knock on the door before he can stick his foot further into his mouth.

The door swings inward to reveal an attractive woman in her mid-twenties.

“Um, can I help you?” The woman crosses her arms and stares defiantly as if she can’t think of any greater inconvenience than two strangers showing up on her doorstep. “Hello, I'm Dean and this is Castiel,” Dean introduces them, completely unfazed by her attitude and laying on the charm thick. “We’re podcasters and we were hoping to interview you for an episode on-"

“You two, podcasters? Yeah, sure and I’m a mermaid on the full moon. Get off my porch before I call the cops,” she rolls her eyes and retreats into the house.

“Wait, please,” Cas calls out before she can fully slam the door. When she opens the door a few inches, he steps in front of Dean to address her. “I apologize for him. He doesn’t think people will talk to us if we tell them the truth. You see, we’re both actually really into true crime and missing people. It all started when his father went missing, and it’s become somewhat of a hobby and an obsession since then. Helping others find their loved ones gives him a bit of the closure he never got.”

Dean’s pretty sure his jaw is on the floor, and it stays there as the woman eyes them up and down before sighing and opening the door fully.

“Ugh, fine. Come in. You get three minutes.”

“Thank you,” Cas responds graciously, leaving Dean standing dumbstruck on the porch.

“God, I’m such a sucker for sad blue eyes,” the woman says to Cas’ retreating form. She turns a calculating gaze onto Dean, eyeing him up and down before carefully saying, “Your boyfriend gets you to do whatever he wants with those things, doesn’t he?”

What? He’s not actually-,” Dean stops himself because it feels like a trap. Plus, he doesn’t want this woman to know that Cas isn’t actually dating him. Not when she’s staring at his backside appreciatively. “Uh, yeah, but don’t tell him that. I don’t think he’s figured out what a sucker I am yet.”

Like what you read? You can find the rest of the chapter here on AO3

Rating: Explicit

Chapters: 2/? (hopefully 9 😂)

Chapter Word Count: ~8,400

Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, Case Fic, Established Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, Beach Case, Cannon when convenient, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Past Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con (Dean and background characters), Non-Consensual Touching (Not between Dean and Cas), Hurt/Comfort, I promise it's not as dark as it sounds, Fluff, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, clueless Sam Winchester, Chick-Flick Moments, Cannon typical misunderstandings, Angst?, One day I'll learn how to tag, WIP, JackieDeeArt's Hot Summer Art 2024 (Supernatural), Hot Summer Art, Greek Mythology if you Squint, No Beta, Everyone is bad with words, Except Eileen who is the only emotionally stable person for miles, Dean Winchester Loves Castiel, Castiel Loves Dean Winchester, Angel Grace Dysfunction

[rennerator]

I LOVE HIM SO SOOO MUCH!!!!!! S2 I LOVE THESE TWO SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!! SERIOUSLY, A SPIN-OFF WITH THESE TWO!!!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE <3

cas was so bitchy for no reason help

[drasticemotions]

do yall think cas would be into knife play

[koukouture]

For all the ppl writing fics for Fontaine characters, just know that mon is male possessive for my, but can also be used to indicate gender less as masculine is the default. Ma would be the feminine version.

Also in the case of (most) terms of endearment ex chéri (this is the most common one I’ve seen so far) add an e to indicate feminine. So ma chérie vs mon cheri

As for amour because I know I’ll be seeing that as well, that one stays mon amour don’t ask me why French is bull shit okay

Actual French speakers please feel free to correct me, my only credits are three years of French classes :)

[sheepstiel]

there's just something about destiel fanfic written in 2009-2010.

[shedontlovehuhself]

Eric Kripke introducing Castiel to Sera Gamble and the rest of the spn writers.

[sunflowersolace]

hey guys did you know that s1 e20 is the first and only time garcia ever calls hotch by his first name

[strawlessandbraless]

Sassy Cas my beloved

[pumpkinhead666]

this took me out😭😭