#sasquatches

[conkreetmonkey]

One of my favorite crack theories is that the Loch Ness monster is a dinosaur ghost, and that's why no hard evidence can be found of it's physical presence within the lake and cameras tend to "conveniently" go staticky/blurry or malfunction altogether when it appears.

We could apply this to most cryptids if we were crazy enough, really.

Sasquatches are the ghosts of early humans that lived before we had lost our fur.

All lake monsters and sea serpents are the ghosts of long-extinct aquatic animals such as plesiosaurs and dorudons.

The mokele-mbembe is a ghost sauropod, and the legend about it cursing those who eat its flesh is true because it's a vengeful type of ghost, perhaps angry that it was eaten by carnivores in life, or that mammals inherited an earth it feels robbed of.

All cryptids that are mundane animals but of extraordinary size are the ghosts of ice age megafauna.

idk what Chupacabras could be but they're probably ghosts idk.

You get it. We can stretch this as far as we want, and get as ridiculous as we want with it. It's prime pseudoscience; easy to rationalize evidence for, impossible to disprove, and as annoying a theory as you want it to be.

[pangur-and-grim]

We found a 5 week old kitten under our porch and I needed a stranger to see this baby too

ooohhhhh that looks like the baby version of my sister's cat Sasquatch! very wonderful, enjoy your new child!

[whipcreamtea]

fluffy liliths

[thewhisperingwoodspodcast]

The ‘Hairy Man’ petroglyph from Painted Rock at Tule River Indian Reservation. Our latest episode Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, Yemen, Wild Man & Woodwose is now available wherever you get your podcasts! 👉 Links in Bio 🦧 #bigfoot #sasquatches #apecanyon #yeti #sasquatch #woodwose #wildman #cryptid #cryptids https://www.instagram.com/p/CnJfUeUMbJU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[balrog-slayer66]

Darkstalkers illustrations by Naoto Kuroshima / Bengus

[kate-komics]

New batch of Hellboy meeting cryptids and legends is in!

Other Hellboy has cryptids art:

Her e’s one

Here’s another

And another

[toothybj]

Bigfoot's Secret

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Loch Ness Monster, Nessie, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Alien, UFO, ET, Cryptid Keychain ebay crittersbydesign

[conkreetmonkey]

Most people who believe in Bigfoot use the term as a shorthand for an entire species of ape-men that they believe exist throughout mainland North America, sometimes calling such creatures "Bigfoots."

However, I think it's immensely funnier to assume that Bigfoot is literally just one monster who inexplicably has lived for hundreds of years and aimlessly wanders the forests of North America, with no real explanation for his existence. Is he a mutant human, born with traits thought long since gone like fur, large size, a cone-shaped cranium and an ape-like face? Is he some sort of unlikely beast-man hybrid, most likely born sterile but exceptionally large due to hybrid vigor? Is he just There, with no particular origin, perhaps placed on this earth by aliens or gods for shits and giggles? Is he a Neanderthal who drank from the fountain of youth? Who knows, he's just a rambling monster with size 25 feet in his step and a song in his heart.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[bemyvillain]

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[winchestergifs]

STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 156/327 (part 1)

2.11 Playthings Written by Matt Witten Directed by Charles Beeson Original Air Date: January 18, 2007

[grickle14]

Sassy and the raccoon held some epic matches in the park.

[shiftythrifting]

a facebook market place gem found by my mom